Chapter 308: Selling Yourself and Taking Refuge
Chapter 308: Selling Yourself and Taking Refuge
The one who killed the pig was actually not really annoyed, but he was really so excited by the future depicted by Brother Ji that he didn't know what to do.
People are excited about this transition, and they will inevitably have to do something extraordinary, such as the parents kissing their children can't do it, sometimes they will bite it out of a ghost's way, and say in their hearts that it should be light, don't bite it, but the strength of the kiss can't be vented, and the teeth will be strengthened, and the bite will make the child squeak and cry only to find out, oh, the paralysis is too strong. Now the pig slaughter belongs to this energy.
Brother Ji Qì's words directly made the pig killer not know how to be cordial with Brother Ji Qì, so if he kicked off, it could be regarded as venting, right?
After Brother Ji QÌ landed, he rubbed his buttocks, looked at his unscrupulous master with tears in his eyes, and choked up:
"I said, master, what are you doing here? Our loyalty to you can be seen by the sun and the moon, and the stars can see it, what are we doing wrong with such a heavy foot?
The pig killer stepped forward and picked up Brother Ji, and was so excited that he kissed Brother Jiqì vigorously on the face: "Quack, no fault, no fault, paralyzed brothers, this is excited, do you know? Although the expression is a little too radical, but this is a matter of scale, and it has nothing to do with the essence of Quack, what did you just say? Why are your hearts flickering?"
Brother Ji Qì wiped a handful of saliva left on his face by killing pigs, and muttered with his teeth unclear: "Didn't the paralyzed one say that Tianrenmu had this saliva, the legend is wrong or is it atavism?"
The butt of the pig slaughtered sat opposite the brother of the machine: "Is it useful to say that there are wooden ones?" ”
Brother Ji coughed twice:
"Our research results show that if every cell of the master is engraved with a time talisman, then it will be very great in the heavens and all worlds.
You think, even in your primitive speechless previous life, you know that there are at least 1600 trillion cells in the human body, of course, it is unscientific to use the number of cells of mortals to speculate on the number of cells of celestial beings, and we are against this attitude.
However, instead of guessing, we're scanning and probing, and countless calculations per second show that your cell count reaches a staggering two trillion trillion. With such a large number of cells, each cell engraved with a time talisman, then if you move so little, then the power of time you exude will rattle, you can imagine!"
The pig killer rubbed his nose and groaned: "Are there two trillion trillion cells in my buddy? ”
Brother Ji Qì was a little worried when he saw that he had killed the pig, so he jumped up directly, and said eagerly: "Master, master, look, your lifespan is not much, and it is currently calculated in hundreds of millions of years, right?
The pig killer lowered his head slightly, and squinted his eyes and looked at Brother Ji for a long time: "Look at what you mean, do you mean that the brothers don't have to do anything in their lives, just lie down and wait for you to engrave the talisman for Lao Tzu?"
Hiccup!
Brother Ji almost choked himself.
It's also said that even if you don't do anything every day and engrave a thousand eight hundred talismans, it is not something that can be completed in one thousand eight hundred years.
But Brother Qì was in a hurry. This is our latest research achievement, if it is not applied, this achievement has a fart use?
So, Brother Ji Qì pleaded: "Please, master, if you don't try it, won't we study it in vain?
This time, it was the pig killer who jumped up: "Shenma? You should try it now? You are a guinea pig as a buddy, you dare to engrave this thing that has not been proven in practice?
Brother Ji Qì covered the mouth of the pig killer, and said coldly with a cold look in his eyes:
"Mass suicide!"
As soon as the pig killer was clever, he remembered that Brother Ji ordered his subordinates to commit suicide, and immediately knocked off Brother Ji's hand:
"Then even if the buddies have doubts about your loyalty, but you have to find at least a few test subjects to see if there is anything inappropriate, right? You directly called the buddies, you know that the buddies are not very afraid of death, but there are more terrible things than death, you know? For example, if you become a monster, I will rely on you to pour water!"
Brother Ji Qì muttered indistinctly: "Theoretically"
One of the pig-killing people went over: "I theorize about your face, your theory is a little bit problematic, who are you crying with, right?
Brother Ji Qì was unconvinced: "But this is a scientific attitude!"
Why can't I tell you clearly? Why are you so stubborn? The attitude of science is right? Science lies in daring to imagine, having the courage to act, and continuous realism in order to produce results that conform to the truth. However, if the buddies become a four-like, your results will be a disaster for the buddies. I'll rely on your scientific attitude!
Brother Ji Qì was speechless, and sat on the ground depressed and couldn't get up.
Just when the pig killer was eager to beat Brother Ji Qì hard, a weak voice sounded at the door: "The future Son of Heaven, can I be a real yàn?"
Well?
Brother Heji, who killed the pig, looked up at the temple gate in unison. I saw the fox princess walking like a floating on water at the door.
Damn, this didn't go. and eavesdropping on us. Look at the vigilance of the brothers, on the territory of the demon clan, we don't know if they haven't left, we don't know if they eavesdrop, we don't know when people come in, we still can't do something promising, we're going to die.
The pig killer was really annoyed, and yelled: "Brother Ji Qì-"
Brother Ji got up and looked at the master who was yelling at his waist and neck in a daze.
The pig killer roared: "Don't let Lao Tzu live? You have so many subordinates, there is one who can use so many machines, and there is one who can watch the door, if you can't, you have to live for Lao Tzu to die, and the dead one will smash Lao Tzu and sell scrap iron, Lao Tzu has never seen a stupider egg than you, I rely on you to pour water and water!"
Brother Jiqì: "They're all researching"
The pig killer was even more angry: "Study you chicken feathers! You are 213, I sue you, one day Lao Tzu copied the back road for someone, and you don't recognize me if you don't pee and!"
Brother Ji Qì was not convinced: "It is impossible for him to copy our back road." ”
Killing the pig kicked over: "The paralyzed mouth is hard, right? Lao Tzu doesn't know where your self-confidence comes from, it seems that this is not going to work without a family law or something, let you be so irresponsible, sooner or later, I don't know how to die sooner or later." ”
Brother Ji Qì's temper came up: "Master, don't do any family law, let's say this, that's confident." For example, this fox princess, she didn't leave, we didn't notice when we talked, so the machine qì noticed it, right? We didn't pay attention when she came in, but the machine didn't notice it, right? But why didn't the machine give a warning? That's because the fox princess Mu is hostile and the wood is murderous. So you should understand"
Hiccup!
The pig killer suddenly lost his temper.
Oh, I noticed it, but buddies are confused because of the time talisman, and if one is not careful, it will be called a regret.
Brother Ji Qì's face softened a little when he saw the pig killing, and said: "Our Ji Qì maintains a perception and analysis of hostility and murderous aura all the time, and once there is one, we will be notified immediately, this master, you can rest assured." ”
Oh, then you don't find out that the little lady of the fox clan is hostile and murderous to us, so you should at least inform us that this little girl is still there, right?
Brother Ji was defeated. This person's face, it's really hard for him to admit his mistake!
The fox princess saw the anger of killing the pig because of her appearance, and knew that it was a little rude for her to enter without telling her, so Ying Ying bowed: "The future Lord of Heaven, the little demon girl will compensate you, don't be angry, it's just that the little demon girl I saw that the adult wanted to give up such a good opportunity, and I felt that it was a pity, so I volunteered to be a guinea pig for the Son of Heaven, but the little demon girl is a demon fox, not a guinea pig, I don't know if I can do it?"
Brother Ji Qì's eyes lit up when he heard this, looking at the fox's soft whispering Tianyin, weak and boneless delicate appearance, and his nose was bleeding again, but this Brother Ji Qì didn't care, and directly stared at the pig killer and said: "Master, this can be had!"
The pig killer looked at Brother Ji at the point of no interest: "Tsk! Can you give us a little more face? You have a nosebleed at every turn, and it's not shameful enough to say it." ”
As soon as Brother Ji closed his mouth and inhaled, the nosebleed was gone. But he said very firmly: "Master, let's do it, I will personally engrave the talisman for the fox girl, and get the first-hand real information as soon as possible!"
The pig killer joked: "Then you're not afraid of making the fox girl an ugly monster?"
Brother Ji was stunned for a moment, and suddenly said something that no one could understand: "She cried just now!"
What do you mean?
The one who killed the pig looked at the fox princess. I saw that the fox princess's eyes were red, and when she lowered her head, tears fell down.
Brother Ji was distressed for a while, and covered his chest as if he couldn't bear it.
The puzzle of killing the pig: "Fox Demon Niang, what do you mean?"
The fox princess suddenly knelt on the ground, her beautiful curves undulating and fluctuating, and she cried sadly.
The fox said while crying: "The Sky Fox clan is weak and bullied. As long as the adults are willing to accept the fox and be a slave and a slave, it is up to the adults to live or die. My lord, the fox hopes that you can make the Sky Fox clan attach to you, bring our Sky Fox Clan to the future, and give the Sky Fox Clan a better future, my lord."