Chapter 3 Rogue Brother and Dog Girl?
Chapter 3 Rogue Brother and Dog Girl?
Tu Zhe screamed and flew out, the dog followed him in the void for a flash, and then came to him again, one dog's foot was a golden rooster freestanding, and the other foot was slightly flicked as a threat, humming in his nose, making a vicious appearance:
"Hooligan ghost, how's it going? Do you think this dog is very powerful? Do you feel powerless in the face of this dog? So, have you ever thought about choosing to be an obedient hooligan ghost?"
Tu Zhe grinned and steadied his body, hissing and inhaling the cold air:
"Dog kiss is not that dear dog gentleman, tsk should be a dog lady. I said, you're a female dog, aren't you?"
The dog raised his head proudly and looked at the heavens: "Of course, this female dog is the first gentleness, the first kindness, the first wisdom, the first beauty, the first beauty in the Three Realms heavens, in short, that's me!"
Tu Zhe was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and it took a long time to react. With a wry smile: "I've seen narcissism, I've never seen someone who can be so narcissistic, that pheasant dancing mirror, looking back and forth, what does that mean? Hey, the dog is not that dog, I didn't say anything, huh?" Tu Zhe couldn't help but move the dog a few steps away.
The dog frowned: "What do you mean by a pheasant dancing in the mirror? A chicken dancing in the mirror? Oh, I haven't heard of it, I'm too lazy to think about it." That hooligan ghost, I don't think you should call me a female dog. I have a name. ”
Tu Zhe suddenly came to his senses, and the phantom made a pretentious appearance: "Dare to ask the lady the dog's surname, where is the fairy township?"
The dog covered his mouth and giggled, "Do you know how obscene you are?"
Tu Zhe straightened his waist, and couldn't help but laugh: "Uncle him, I'm a hooligan, who am I afraid of?"
Tu Zhe smiled sincerely. Since he died, wandering in the endless void, there has not been a moment of happiness. He missed his hometown, his parents, his pigs, his dog-day earth—the earth was getting farther and farther away from him, and it was getting smaller and smaller, and it was hard to find it lost in the stars. Needless to say, the dog's sudden appearance gave him joy. Although the dog was a little unreasonable and violent, although he kicked him hundreds of thousands of miles at every turn, he could feel that the dog didn't really want to hurt him. At this moment, he looked at the dog and felt that although he was not very good in his life, being a ghost did not necessarily mean that he would not have the realm and happiness of being a ghost. So, he looked at the dog's eyes and became confused and gentle, as if there was endless emotion in it.
The dog was a little uncomfortable by Tu Zhe, and he made a fierce appearance with his wrong teeth: "What do you see, hooligan ghost!"
Tu Zhe wasn't angry, he just rubbed his illusory nose in embarrassment: "What kind of dog is your name?" I think it must be the first beautiful name of the Three Realms Heavens, hehe."
The dog glared at him: "Of course the first one is good." My name is Yema. ”
Tu Zhe muttered: "Uncle, what is this name, horses don't eat night grass and don't get fat."
"Rogue ghost—" One of the dog's feet lifted again.
Tu Zhe hurriedly shook his hand: "The dog takes a breath, I mean, Yema, it's a shining gem in the night sky, right?"
Yema's little mouth became O-shaped, gasped, and said in a fuss: "Oh, oh, you're so smart, hooligan."
Tu Philosophy Dog's smug look: "Of course, the first butcher in the first talented vegetable market of Peking University, that is me"
Yema's face turned cold: "Butcher, have you ever killed a dog?"
Tu Zhe's mouth opened a few times: "This is really nothing." We're pig killers. Later, I just changed careers and became a ghost."
Yema's face was like a flower: "It's pretty much the same, otherwise, I don't know what to do with you."
Tu Zhe's heart beat faster: "Uncle, fortunately, I haven't killed a dog, otherwise Yema dog, otherwise the consequences will be very serious?"
Yema blinked: "Of course it's serious! If you ever kill a dog, I'll have to throw you to the Living City or the Black Cloud Sand City." Those are those places where you will be destroyed. ”
As Yema spoke, her voice gradually lowered, her mood seemed a little low, and the light in her eyes was a little dim.
Tu Zhe saw Yema's expression and suddenly felt distressed. said loudly: "Dog dear, I haven't killed a dog, promise Chairman Mao!"
Yema, who lowered her eyebrows, was taken aback by Tu Zhe and looked at him in surprise: "If you don't, there will be no yes, what are you shouting?"
Tu Zhe looked at the dog, which was still in a low mood, and reached out to touch its head, but the hand passed through the dog's head and appeared behind the dog's head.
"Whether it's a human or a ghost, I swear I won't hurt a single dog. Tu Zhe felt that only by saying this could the dog be happy. The dog's unhappiness seems to be a pain he can't bear.
Yema raised her eyes, and there was mist wafting inside. It suddenly occurred to him that this rogue ghost was not so rogues. He was a little moved.
Tu Zhe looked at Yema's smiling eyes, sighed, and shook his head.
Yema looked at Tu Zhe, who was a little sad, and said, "What's wrong with you?"
Tu Zhe said a little sadly: "I want to touch your little head, but I'm just a ghost, I have a soul and no body, I can't do it."
Yema lowered her head and thought about it for a long time, and suddenly said that this is easy to do, you look at it.
Yema stretched out a small claw, grabbed it in the void, and saw that the void suddenly rippled layer by layer, as if something quickly converged towards Yema's little paw, vast, shadowless and invisible, and instantly condensed into a drop of dew on its small claw.
Tu Zhe was about to ask what it was, but the dog shook off the drop of dew, submerged into Tu Zhe's soul, and began to expand into the size of his soul, instantly wrapping a transparent substance outside his soul. As a result, Tu Zhe felt that he had regained consciousness. The body has a faint texture and a sense of weight. He no longer wanders involuntarily, he can walk or even run in the void.
Tu Zhe was a little excited. In disbelief, he stretched out his arms and lifted his legs, touching here and there. Uncle, it's all tears, hehe.
Yema looked at Tu Zhe's excited tears and snotty stupidity, covered her mouth and laughed at him.
Tu Zhe walked over to Yema and reached out his finger to touch her hairy head.
It's warm, it's soft, it's oily, it's soft to the depths of your soul.
Floating Tenders, that's also called a shampoo? Washing the dog's feet is not worthy of hehe.
Your uncle, a drop of dew wraps the soul and gives the soul five senses? What kind of magical power is this? The dog is very mysterious!
Yema and Tu Zhe lay in the void.
Yema lay on her side, one small paw supporting her head, very ladylike with her lower limbs, and the other paw was in the shape of an orchid, and she was teasing the fine hair next to her ear.
Tu Zhe pillowed his arms very unvividly, driving Erlang's legs and swaying, shaking very hooligan.
"The dog is not the dog Yema, hehe, tell you about me"
"Don't—" Yema suddenly whispered.
"Hmm, what do you mean by that, dog?" Tu Zhe sat up in confusion.
Yema seemed to have made some major decision, and suddenly sat up, staring at Tu Zhe with Jingjing eyes: "How about we make an agreement?" I don't ask where you're from, and don't ask me where I'm from. I just need to know that your name is Tu Zhe. ”
Tu Zhe was stunned for a long time: "Hehe, okay, I just know that you are Yema, it's enough." ”
"High-fives for an oath?"
"High five!"
So the dog's paw and the ghost's paw snapped together. A dog and a rogue laughed heartlessly.
When the laughter was enough, a dog and a ghost felt dazed.
Tu Zhe asked, "Then where are you going from now on?"
Yema couldn't laugh anymore: "I don't know what to do, where are you going to take me?"
The dog grabbed Tu Zhe expectantly and shook one hand, a little delicate and pleading.
Tu Zhe's chest snapped: "No problem, there is a brother covering you, dog kiss, you just walk sideways in the heavens of the Three Realms." ”
Uncle, what are these three worlds? What are these heavens?
"Really, I'm so happy" Yema's two little claws kept twisting on Tu Zhe's body.
Isn't this action a bit rough and perverted?
Tu Zhe, who grinned his teeth, enjoyed the dog's abuse and smiled like a flower.
Then, the unscrupulous ghost and the boring dog began to pick up the size of the generation.
The unscrupulous ghost wants to be the father of the boring dog, and the boring dog feels that the loss is too great, so he pinched hundreds of scars on the unscrupulous ghost's body and insisted on being a sister.
The most unscrupulous can't stand the wisdom and condom of the ghost genius of Peking University, and the unscrupulous ghost became a brother without giving in, okay, Yema Dog had to be a sister.
The dog with an extremely unbalanced psychology is no longer called Tu Zhe a hooligan ghost, but a hooligan brother.
Brother hooligan is brother rogue, I'm happy hehe.
Brother's happiness will never understand.
In the following days, the rogue brother and the dog Yema wandered in the void.
Tu Zhe was full of curiosity about this dog sister. But he didn't dare ask. It's not just an appointment with Yema. At the same time, because of the gloom in Yema's eyes. It stung him, and he couldn't help himself when he saw it. He himself couldn't be bitter anymore, so he didn't want to touch the secret that Yema was secretly hiding. Because he knew that the secret must be something that Yema tried so hard to forget and escape.
Brothers and sisters spend time laughing and playing, and when they are tired, they lie in the void, chatting about what they have and what they don't, and they talk nonsense. In order to make the dog Yema happy, Tu Zhe deliberately said something that made the dog angry and angry, and made the dog pinch and pinch him.
These days of ghostly life are painful and happy.
Such days did not last long, and ended in an unexpected incident.
On this day, Brother Rogue was wandering around with the dog, and the dog was tearing his fork and yelling, "Brother Rogue you are the worst-"
I heard a loud "boom-" not far away, and the blood light that rushed to the sky suddenly rose, and the majestic blood light just swept them at the edge, and swept them out of thousands of miles like cannonballs. Suddenly, Brother Rooligan's soul shell wrapped in dew began to crack like spider silk.
The rogue brother is injured. But at the moment of injury, he still instinctively hugged the dog Yema in his arms, and pressed his chin against the dog's little head to prevent the blood-light shockwave from hurting the dog. So when the dog jumped out of the arms of the hooligan brother and saw the tragic situation of the hooligan brother, the dog gave up.
The dog crossed his waist and yelled at the bloody light: "Who hurt me hooligan brother?