Chapter 9 Size Changes and What to Eat When Hungry?

Today is destined to be Jin Mu's father's day.

Giving birth to a son of heaven is not a joke. Look at the size of Tu Zhe when he was born, he is half as tall as Jin Mu. When he was born Tu Zhe, Jin Mu had already lost his blood, and if he had another one, it could be said that he would have half his life.

The thirty-two little heavenly kings on Mount Meru all have their own sons and daughters, but that's not what you want to give birth to. If you're lucky, you'll probably have one every ten or eight years. If you're unlucky, you may only have half a thousand-year-old lifespan. The little heavenly kings and heavenly sons and goddesses all have 1,800 numbers, which sounds like a lot, but don't forget, heavenly time and humane time are not the same thing, Mount Meru for a day and night, it is a hundred years on the earth, then the life span of the heavenly people in Mount Meru will reach a terrifying 36.5 million years, and immortality dare not say, immortality should be no problem. It's like a golden shrine, which has been on Mount Meru for millions of years, and when it rests on the earth, it makes people have a toothache for a long time, but it doesn't give birth to a son's hair.

There are 3.3 billion celestial beings on Mount Meru, and not just one of them is the son of heaven and the goddess. Except for the sons of Shakti and the sons and daughters of the thirty-two lesser heavens, the others are called the heavenly beings, and they are resting on the earth, and that is a group of fart people. Even the birth and raising, the fart people and the king of heaven are also the boss of the difference. The pre-birth chapter of the Son of Heaven and the Daughter of Heaven has been briefly described, and it will not be repeated. Let's just say that the birth of this fart people and the heavens also depends on the marriage of men and women, and the harmony of yin and yang can be born. Although it also has all kinds of strange magical powers that the small heavens should have, the degree of food and clothing, and the resources and exercises of cultivation, compared with the Son of Heaven and the Heavenly Maiden, it is called a world of difference.

Of course, it also depends on where to be a fart people, although the fart people of Mount Meru basically belong to the genus of slaves, the emperor, the kings of heaven, and the son of heaven have the absolute power to kill and seize it, but they also have a long life span and the magic power that the fart people of the earth dare not think of, in the eyes of the fart people of the earth, the fart people of Mount Meru are gods. Although in the eyes of the nobles of Mount Meru, the supernatural powers of these heavenly beings, that is, the necessary ability that can basically only meet the needs of the nobles to be served.

In the final analysis, the Son of Heaven and the Celestial Maiden of the thirty-three days of Mount Meru are also a rare group, and even the Emperor Shakti, who is the boss of Mount Meru, only has ten sons. Then Jin Mu gave birth to two sons of heaven in just one day, and his brother Jin Xi was not generally envious. It was like a fire that was about to burst into flames to burn his jealous brother.

As he spoke, the big bag next to Jin Mu's knee broke, and a thunderbolt burst out, and a son of heaven who was about the same size as Tu Zhe tore open the big bag by himself, and jumped out wrapped in a cyan lightning bolt.

As soon as the kid landed, he turned lightning into a long coat and wrapped his body, without insulting the dog's eyes. Tu Zhe, who watched it, was envious and surprised.

Hey, this kid should be my younger brother, he looks like he has an extraordinary background. Look at other people, as soon as they landed, they covered their shame with their whole clothes, this Nima is called a talent supernatural power?

The crack on Jin Mu's knee closed in an instant, but he gave birth to two sons in a row, and lost half of his essence and blood. His expression couldn't help but be aggrieved, and he muttered a few words similar to a spell in his mouth, and his body of more than ten kilometers instantly became less than four meters.

Tu Zhe's eyes widened when he saw it, as if he was greedy or something, looking like a pig brother. The dog who saw it was very dissatisfied, and tore his huge face and said fiercely: "Brother hooligan, what is your image, it's too embarrassing, don't you want to be small? ”

Tu Zhe coughed dryly, putting on a look that I had already knew. Glancing at the dog, he began to chant in his heart, but he chanted a lot of words: Three realms, heavens, gods, immortals, Buddhas, Zeus, the Virgin Mary, Abraham, Muhammad, Allah, Allah, all the supreme beings, you let me be small, become a meter eight nine, two meters two three, at most three meters, little"

Sure enough, in his constant chatter, his figure became two meters, three or four. The dog Yema narrowed a pair of jewel eyes as if he was happy or something: "It's okay now, tearing, gritting teeth, twisting, kicking, and a little sense of accomplishment."

Tu Zhe sighed. Nima looks a little more human. It's two meters and three tall? Well, it seems that if it's on Earth, there won't be anything Yao Ming, NBA?

It seems that the newborn bullish brother doesn't need to be taught, and a direct thought becomes two meters two. This made Tu Zhe nod. Well, I still know that I let my brother go. This little brother who picked it up seems to have enough thoughts.

Tu Zhe was busy getting bigger and smaller here, Jin Ci had already pounced, picked up the kid in the lightning suit, thinking about such a tall elephant pinching an ant, and felt that it was wrong, and muttered a few times and suddenly became shorter, with a look of four meters. He placed the Lightning Boy on the ground, his eyes glowing green, and the Lightning Boy frowned.

The lightning boy respectfully and resolutely gently pushed away Jin Xi's big hand and saluted, with a thunderous sound in his voice: "Presumably this is my uncle, my nephew Qin Lei gave my uncle a gift."

Jin Ci laughed so hard that his teeth were about to fall off: "Hehe, Qin Lei, in the future, you won't call me uncle, you will call me father." As he spoke, he said to the mentally exhausted Jin Mu: "Big brother, that's it, this son belongs to me, one of our brothers."

Jin Mu smiled bitterly, and said in his heart, brother, don't take you such a scoundrel, my son, you say you will rob it. You have to think about my brother's feelings, right? Brother, it's not easy for me. However, he also knew that Jin Xi had been in his life for half his life, and he did not have a son and a daughter, so he was very lonely and sad, although he was reluctant, but he did not directly refute his face. Just said: "Brother, you ask Qin Lei, if he wants to, my brother didn't say anything."

Jin Ci pulled Qin Lei and hurriedly said: "Son, tell him that you are willing to be my son, hurry up—"

Qin Lei smiled brightly, but he didn't know that he was like this, and he always felt that there was no warmth in the depths of his eyes. Tu Zhe felt that this brother was not simple. I couldn't help but start paying attention to Qin Lei.

Qin Lei knelt down and kowtowed to Jin Mu and said, "The royal father is above, and he is bowed by Xiao'er." ”

Jin Mule smiled and squinted, glanced at his younger brother who patted his thigh depressedly and sighed, and said in his heart that what is mine is mine, can you still snatch it for nothing?

Qin Lei turned his body to Jin Xi again, knocked his head down and said, "Yafu is above, and he is worshiped by Xiao'er." ”

Jin Xi was stunned for a moment, and immediately reacted, Nima is not an uncle, this is the second father. The second father is the second father, and the good guy is also called the father's Ha Luha. Jin Xi was overjoyed and grinned.

Qin Lei was not finished yet, he stood up and bowed to Tu Zhe: "Brother is above, and I will be worshiped by my younger brother." ”

Tsk, look at this brother's etiquette, it's different from our pig-killing background, but it's just a little goosebumps.

Tu Zhe agreed, but he didn't know what to say. The dog was so anxious that he waved his little paws and shouted: "Even pinch, even wood, little Lei Lei, call my sister hehe."

Qin Lei looked at the dog and was stunned for a long time, blinked his eyes for a long time, and then made a big gift and called his sister. Happy dog's eyes were full of stars, tearing Tu Zhe's hair and screaming: "Brother hooligan, even if it's not the youngest-"

For a while, Jin Mu's Little Heavenly King Hall was lively, and the yaksha guards outside the palace gate also came to congratulate. Everyone also knew that Qin Lei was originally transformed by a wisp of the spirit of Dongfang Qinglei, because he had done a lot of good deeds, and he was reincarnated as the Son of Heaven. Zhilu Dao wants to devote himself to the name of Lou Su's eldest son as a son, and he also knows that his cheap eldest brother Tu Zhe will be very powerful in the future, and he will follow his eldest brother to do a great career in the heavens and all worlds. Listening to everyone's voices, it seems that the two brothers will be developed in the future, and they will inevitably follow suit.

After a moment of joy, Jin Mu taught the brothers earnestly, saying that on this Mount Meru, although everyone has grown up for a long time, only the Emperor Shakti can always maintain his true body, and all the heavenly kings, sons of heaven, goddesses, and yakshas, and all the heavenly beings are not allowed to manifest their true bodies at will. Although it is said that the top of Mount Meru is 80,000 miles long, and if it is replaced by the earth, it is nearly 900,000 miles, but if everyone really comes and goes, hundreds of millions of heavenly beings will not fill Mount Meru?

Therefore, unless there is a war and it hits the Sumeru Mountain Gate, the manifestation of the true body will be punished according to the "Hammorebi" legal code. Like just now, your uncle and I are here, but the door is also closed, how dare you open the door? You brothers must remember that after today, you must not manifest your true body, otherwise even if you are the son of heaven and the daughter of heaven, you will inevitably be locked up for two days. Even the Thirty-two Heavenly Kings can only manifest their true bodies openly and openly only when they collectively listen to the Buddha's teachings in the Good Dharma Hall.

Kill directly if you show your true body? Tu Zhe's eyes flashed with a cold light, and he couldn't help but think of his previous life. The paralyzed Lao Tzu had a bad life in his previous life, so what else did he have to look at in this life? Stand the idleness of irrelevant people? It seems that there is really a possibility of being escaped and being so and so on? The paralyzed depression is that brother.

Tu Zhe said, "Daddy and Uncle, do you have any quick and powerful exercises for me to use?"

Powerful exercises? And fast? This is a bit difficult. Generally speaking, the quick is not powerful, and the powerful is difficult to achieve quickly. Jin Mu and Jin Ci had a black line on their foreheads.

Qin Lei next to him tugged at Tu Zhe's sleeve and said, "Big brother, don't worry, junior brother, I have a powerful thunder method, you cultivate first, if someone dares to offend the eldest brother, the younger brother will directly throw a few green thunder shock thunder gold thunder evil thunder spirit thunder or something, so that their parents can't recognize anyone." ”

Tsk violence is barbaric and uncivilized. But even porridge hehe.

The dog said disdainfully beside him: "Stinky thunder, as if you are so powerful, so let's do it, your sister and I will even cover the hooligan brother with you in the future, who dares to bully you, look at my sister, I will use 84,000 methods, and beat them so much that they even vomit out the milk of the previous life." While holding a small paw against the small chest that is not strong, I don't know what it means to be shameless, invincible in the world.

Tu Zhezhi said that the dog's origin is mysterious and unambiguous. Think about it, it's just a Sumeru Mountain, and it can bite me, it's true.

If you fall behind, you will be beaten, and this is a truth that has been proven countless times in previous lives. Just when he was relieved and was about to ask Uncle Cheap Daddy for some exercises to cultivate, he suddenly thundered in his stomach.

Nima, it's hungry.

The question is, what can you eat?

Nine Turns Golden Pill, Yuan Qi Pill, Gathering Qi Pill, or some other bird pill?