Chapter 285: The Poorest Boss in History
(Go to the net.)
Li Yundong looked at the messy scene in the stone room, and Su Chan on the side couldn't help but sigh and said, "What can I do?"
Li Yundong sighed: "It's all because I don't remember to close the door, but it's a cup!"
As he spoke, he picked up a painting casually, which was exactly the one on Wu Daozi's "Heavenly King Sending a Child" that he saw before, and the head of the character was bitten out of a hole by a mouse, which was really miserable. Go and see the net. 彩98文1学0网6
Li Yundong smiled bitterly: "Chinese historians and collectors will kill me...... Wu Daozi's famous painting was actually destroyed like this!"
Su Chan said cautiously on the side: "Maybe it's fake?"
Li Yundong turned his head and smiled bitterly at her: "You are really good at comforting people, alas, don't say it." It is estimated that this is the meticulous collection of the heads of the Fox Zen Sect for generations, and now it is good, I have just succeeded the head of the Fox Zen Sect for less than two days, and these treasures have been completely destroyed by me! I think I can be the most defeated head of the Fox Zen Sect in the history of the glorious title!"
Su Chan left the Fox Zen Sect since she was a child, and although her sense of belonging to the sect was strong, she couldn't match her feelings for Li Yundong, she laughed dryly for a while, and said, "Why don't we leave here first?"
Li Yundong also looked at the broken antique calligraphy and paintings here very eye-catching, he shook his head and said: "Let's go, let's go, I'll think of other ways, there is really no such thing as getting rich overnight in this world." ”
He walked to the door of the stone room, looked back again, and said, "Alas, this is going to be known to the others in the Fox Zen Sect, and I will step down immediately, right?"
Su Chan immediately said loudly: "No, you saved our Fox Zen Sect, the master and uncle will not do this!"
Li Yundong laughed and said: "You stupid girl, what kind of society is it now? Please, economic society, you have to be rich to be the boss! No matter how much you can fight, your subordinates can't support you, who is messing with you? I have a hard time raising you little girl, let alone such a large group of people?"
As he spoke, Li Yundong smiled and pinched the little girl's nose.
Su Chan jumped away with a loud scream, and his eyes were dripping and rolling in his sockets, as if he was thinking about something.
Li Yundong smiled and turned around and walked outside the stone cave, and said, "What are you still thinking?
Su Chan suddenly moved in his heart, pinched a finger, and ignited a fire in the palm of his hand, and threw it into the stone room.
When Li Yundong heard the voice, he turned around in surprise, but saw the little girl standing at the door of the stone room, clapping her hands triumphantly, laughing, as if she had done something amazing. Go and see the net.
Li Yundong looked at the raging fire in the stone room in a daze, and said, "What are you doing?"
Su Chan turned around and looked like an invitation to merit and treasure: "It's all burned, they don't know!
Li Yundong gasped and collapsed: "Are you crazier than me? Don't you know that some calligraphy and paintings can be repaired, and some antiques can also be repaired? These can't be saved at all!"
Su Chan's smile froze on her face, she quickly lowered her head, raised her eyes timidly and glanced at Li Yundong, and quickly lowered her eyes, her fingers twisted the corners of her clothes, and said weakly: "Did I do something wrong again......
The expression on Li Yundong's face was wonderful, and he didn't know whether he should cry or laugh, and after a while, he swallowed his saliva vigorously, and said in an astringent voice: "The most tragic catastrophe has just occurred in the history of the antique world of the Chinese nation! And I am the main culprit, and you are an accomplice! No, I just didn't close the door, but you set a fire, you are the main culprit, I am an accomplice!"
The more Li Yundong spoke, the more righteous his words became, the more the little girl listened, her head lowered, tears flowed, and she muttered in a weak voice: "People also want to help you......"
Seeing the little girl's appearance, Li Yundong couldn't help laughing, hugged the little girl in his arms, pinched the meat next to her cheek, and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, I'm the main criminal, you are an accomplice, okay?"
Su Chan burst into tears and smiled, and raised his head: "Uncle is the best for the chick!"
Li Yundong made a blank face and deliberately said: "Don't think that an accomplice can escape the punishment of law and morality! If you act like this today, you will definitely be nailed to the pillar of shame of the antique history of the Chinese nation!"
Li Yundong's words were stern, and he only heard the little girl's eyes straighten, and it took a long time before she asked weakly: "I was nailed to the nail because I was an accomplice, so what should I do if you are the main criminal?"
Li Yundong said seriously: "I'll nail you!"
Su Chan laughed, hugged Li Yundong, and said in a greasy voice: "No matter where you are, as long as you are with Yundong!"
Li Yundong laughed and shook his head helplessly: "It's really a defeat for you, please do things in the future!"
Su Chan puffed out his mouth and said, "Didn't you close the door yourself to cause this situation?"
Li Yundong glared, and said with a weak heart: "I also said! Just let others know about what the two of us did tonight, and it is not enough to be arrested and sentenced to seven or eight hundred years!"
Su Chan's eyes rolled and he grinned: "It's okay, there's no evidence anymore!"
Li Yundong coughed dryly and asked seriously, "Where are you tonight?"
Su Chan smiled: "With my uncle!"
Li Yundong asked again seriously: "Then where is your uncle?"
Su Chan said very cleverly: "Look for something in the master's study!"
Li Yundong nodded with satisfaction: "Mmmm! You can teach! Let's go! Remember, tonight, we didn't see anything, we didn't hear anything, so we don't know anything!"
Su Chan hurriedly nodded with his head like a chicken pecking rice, and after the two "heinous" criminals burned the evidence, they repeatedly confessed, and then glanced at each other tacitly, hehe smiled, and walked out of the stone cave along the road. Go and see the net. 彩98文1学0网6
As soon as he walked out of the stone cave, Li Yundong found that the sky was already a little bright, he flew down the mountain with Su Cicada, returned to the Taoist temple, and the two of them walked to the master's study like thieves, and as soon as they arrived at the door, they saw Cao Yi coming up.
Cao Yi had already taken off her costume at this time and was wearing a Taoist robe, she saw Li Yundong and greeted her, and the first sentence she said scared Li Yundong very much: "Head, are you here? We looked for you all night last night, and we don't know where you went? ”
When Li Yundong heard this, he couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat on his back, and he said in his heart: No, I just made a good confession, so I don't need it?
Li Yundong forced his composure, and he asked with a hint of luck: "You have been waiting here for a long time?"
Cao Yi smiled: "It didn't take long. ”
Li Yundong breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good!"
Cao Yi then smiled and said, "I probably waited for half a night." ”
Half a night!!Is this called not long?
Li Yundong's brain was sweating, he wanted to laugh, but the corners of his mouth twitched, and he couldn't laugh if he wanted to.
Cao Yi saw Li Yundong's strange expression, so he asked, "Head, where did you go last night?"
Li Yundong forced out a smile, thinking like lightning in his heart, but he couldn't find a good excuse to prevaricate the past.
Fortunately, Su Chan on the side reacted quickly, and she replied shyly: "Sixth Master, don't ask......
Cao Yi looked at Su Chan with some puzzlement at first, and then at Li Yundong, she suddenly suddenly said: Hey, what can two young couples who have always been in love do in private for one night?
Cao Yi smiled ambiguously: "Oh! I know!"
Li Yundong also accompanied her and laughed dryly for a while, the corners of his mouth were touched, and he didn't smile.
The three of them laughed at each other for a while, and Li Yundong quickly changed the topic and said, "What are you looking for me?"
Cao Yi sighed and said: "A thousand words don't all end up in one word? ”
Li Yundong couldn't help asking: "Didn't I give you money?
Cao Yi smiled bitterly and said: "Master, we are just entertaining, do we really take this money and spend it ourselves? Besides, we inner room disciples don't go down the mountain all day long, what's the use of asking for money? It's just a flower." However, the money you gave is not enough. ”
Li Yundong asked, "How much is missing?"
After saying that, he beat the drum in his heart, if it was an astronomical number, then he, a great master who stood out from the crowd and retreated from all the major sects alone, and the head of the sect who had just ascended to the position of the head of the Fox Zen Sect, would be disgraced.
He was worried, Cao Yi compared the numbers and said, "Thirty-eight yuan!"
Li Yundong almost fainted, and he lost his voice and said, "Don't you have thirty-eight yuan?"
Cao Yi's head shook like a rattle: "No, we are all responsible for food, clothing, and housing in Fox Zenmen, and we don't have to take a penny ourselves." ”
Li Yundong smiled bitterly: "These guys are too, and they want thirty-eight yuan, what a fucking slam on the door!"
Cao Yi also smiled bitterly: "They also said that your Taoist temple occupies such a large mountain, and you refuse to give thirty-eight yuan, and they also say that they can't take it out, who believes it?
Li Yundong was completely speechless, he pressed his forehead with one hand, and said in his heart: Cup, I am probably the poorest head of the ancient and modern world, right?
Li Yundong touched the pocket on his body, only to find that he was also penniless, only a credit card that he always carried with him, he sighed and said, "Where is there an automatic withdrawal place nearby?" I'll go and withdraw some money. ”
Cao Yi said: "There is a hotel near the mountain, do you need me to accompany you, the master?"
Li Yundong felt very harsh when he heard the three words of the head at this time, he waved his hand and said, "No need, I know where it is, just Su Chan will accompany me." ”
As he spoke, he hurriedly pulled Su Chan to the outside of the Taoist temple.
Cao Yi looked at the backs of the two of them behind his back, and muttered to himself in his heart: One of these two people still looks like Yunying is still a virgin, and the other is still a child's vitality, not like they had a good time last night?
Cao Yi was thinking nonsense here, but Li Yundong had already left the Taoist temple with Su Chan, and after the two went down the mountain, they withdrew money from the UnionPay ATM set up in the hotel at the foot of the mountain, and then returned to the Taoist temple and paid the money.
When giving the money, the person who received the money glanced at Li Yundong and said with disdain: "Seeing that you have such a big industry at a young age, I thought you were so powerful, but I didn't expect that even the thirty-eight yuan of our small business would be picked, and it was really a pick!
Li Yundong's face darkened, but Su Chan on the side looked at him and persuaded in a low voice: "Yundong, don't pay attention to this kind of person." You will definitely be very rich and rich in the future, you didn't know anything about cultivation before, but now you are already a well-known cultivator in the cultivation world. I'm sure you'll be able to make a lot of money!"
Li Yundong felt much better in his heart, he thought about it, and said: "I do have a way and idea to make money, but I lack start-up capital, and I can't do it alone, I have to go back to Zhou Qin and Ziyuan to discuss and ask them for help." Moreover, the lease period of this Fox Zen Gate Taoist Temple is about to expire, so it is not okay to get money quickly. ”
Saying that, he took Su Chan to find Cao Yi, told him his plans and the place where he went to school in Tiannan City and his address, and told her his phone number, and finally left another 10,000 yuan, and said: "The previous head didn't leave any money, and we can't go on like this, otherwise we will starve to death." You use the money first, I'll find a way to get some money, these days when I'm not there, you take care of the fox gate for me, if you encounter something, call me. If you encounter an enemy, you can fight it, but if you can't beat it, run away, it doesn't matter if you lose the Taoist temple of Fox Zen Gate, the important thing is the people, even if we lose it, we can grab it back. ”
Cao Yi opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but saw Li Yundong leave in a hurry with Su Chan, and in the end, the words on his lips still didn't come out.
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