Chapter 249: The Old Emperor Buys Murder

Vedana, who is also a sideways figure in the Buddha Kingdom, how can he endure the ridicule that seems to be the sound of killing a pig?

By the way, the so-called heavens and all worlds are not only the Buddha's heavens or the Taoist heavens.

Outside the various Three Realms and Heavens, there are still some mysterious interfaces, and these interfaces have the characteristics of mystery because of their closed and independent nature.

Legend has it that there are Buddha realms, Dharma realms, Dan realms, and so on, and these mysterious interfaces are hidden in the deep space of nowhere, and there are really no sentient beings in the six realms who have ever been there. I don't mention it.

The pig killer smiled without malice, but it provoked Wei Tuo's anger, his eyes were wide open, and the demon pestle in his hand shook loudly, and he saw countless small spatial cracks around the pestle.

Wei Tuo shouted: "Wu Na erection, where do you laugh at?

The pig's mouth is a little out of place.

Isn't it? It's also called talking? What time is this, can you talk a little vernacular?

But as a former genius of Peking University, of course I know that this rhetorical way of speaking is actually a way of speaking in the vernacular of how many thousands of years ago, and it is no problem to understand it. Flipping it over is to say: Hey that kid, what are you laughing at?

The pig killer rubbed his nose and said something that made Wei Tuo even more angry: I didn't laugh at anything, I just wanted to say, in fact, I also like epiphany.

Hmm? Do you dare to like epiphany? That's the wife of the Sprinkle family, although it has been tens of thousands of years, I don't know how many times I have been reincarnated, but is this what you can like?

So Vedic snorted fire and shouted: No!

The pig killer knew that Wei Tuo had misunderstood, and waved his hand and said, "Why are you like this? What I said was that I like epiphany and epiphany, but I didn't say that I like your wife, you understand?

Oh, that's it, Wei Tuo looked this little white face up and down, and said in his heart that it doesn't look strong, but it seems to be better than the Sprinkle family? Hey, what if it's not good-looking? Anyway, the Sprinkle family is here to kill him this time. If this man dies, will his beautiful face still be alive?

Killing pigs is actually a short-lived story, I don't know how many sentient beings have touched the heavens and all worlds, and I don't know how many people like epiphany and epiphany stories. I'm just one of those people I like.

Wei Tuo's eyes turned red, and his heart was uncomfortable, and he sighed like thunder: Don't mention it!

The eyes of the pig killer were very distant, as if the spirit had drifted out of the body, immersed in some kind of yearning and pity. muttered: Short-lived, only for Vedos. But when it opened, it fell, and the thousands of years of waiting and the life that flew by were still infatuated

These words immediately made Wei Tuo's whole body soften, and he could no longer hold the super S-shaped pose, squatting in the vacuum and sobbing without any image.

The words of killing the pig did not intentionally stimulate Wei Tuo, but it really stimulated the most painful part of Wei Tuo's heart.

Just imagine, the epiphany that bloomed and failed every year completed the whole process of opening and failing in an instant. It is equal to the life of the previous year, which is spent between the opening and withering in an instant, what a cruel thing.

Thousands of years of waiting, that is to condense almost endless life in a limited time, open and fail, just for the beloved to see her life bloom and remember the love that once belonged.

Instant year.

How much life can withstand such a moment?

Therefore, although the god of flowers has spent a short time of happiness with Veda in the Four Heavenly Kings as she wished, she cannot have a lifespan that almost a computer can not calculate like Veda. Because of the day of Vedas, the god of flowers does not know how many years he lived.

So Veda lived, and the god of flowers died.

The reincarnation of the god of flowers, that must have forgotten the qiē of the previous life.

The epiphany is still the epiphany, and the god of flowers is no longer the god of flowers.

Vedor watched the flower god's life fly by, but he was helpless. Because he doesn't know the magic of time, he can't reverse the lifespan of the god of flowers.

He once begged Shakyamuni, but Shakyamuni just indifferently gave him two words: cause and effect!

Veda roared angrily, is it only because I am a gardener, and Epiphany a god?

Shakyamuni looked at him and said that some causes may be wrong, but they don't mean that the causes of error will not be the result.

Looking at Wei Tuo, who was squatting in a vacuum and sobbing, he suddenly had an urge to kill the pig. What is this paralyzed, the old paper will be full of magic power one day, and I will find your flower god for you, Haotian Jade Emperor, he is a hair.

The pig killer even thought evilly, maybe the paralyzed one might be the two of you who coveted the beauty of the flower god and saw you picking his peaches, jealousy and madness.

But, you seem to be here to kill your buddies, right? You're just squatting and crying like this, aren't you afraid that your buddies will take the opportunity to give you a hard time?

So the pig killer couldn't help but ask: Hey, you seem to be here to kill me, right?

Wei Tuo nodded while sobbing and said, "Yes."

The pig killer laughed: "Are you a murderer? If you give it to you at this time, are you sure you can stand it?"

Wei Tuo still lowered his head and wiped his tears: "I can stand the incorruptible body of Vajra"

Erlang God is the great sanctification of Taoism, and this guy is the Vajra incorruptible body in the Buddha realm. These two are much stronger than their buddies, but I don't know who is more powerful if the two collide.

The pig killer is a little yearning, this guy is a King Kong incorruptible body, I don't know if the buddies will be a little stronger than him if they cultivate that immortal demon body in the future.

However, for the time being, the pig-killing person's understanding of the Dacheng Holy Body and the incorruptible body of Vajra is still very shallow, so there is no way to compare it at all.

This weird sniping made the pig killer feel weird. Originally, the two of them should have beaten and killed when they met, but one squatted and cried, and the other pondered on the side. This Nima strange thing happens every year, and this year is especially Doha!

The one who killed the pig quickly packed up his mind and said Wei Tuo, don't cry, let's talk about it first. Well, since you're here to kill me, can you give me a reason why you have to kill me?

At this moment, Wei Tuo stood up, wiped away his tears, restored his mighty shape, shook the demon pestle, and said loudly: "The reason to kill you is not very sufficient, but I will kill you!"

The pig killer rubbed his nose: "Hehe, it is said that you Buddha or something, pay attention to not slanging, right? Then you sue me for this insufficient reason? It is also a reason if it is not sufficient, right?"

Wei Tuo muttered: "If you can't say it, if you say it, you will say it, so don't say it!"

Guan Er, who killed the pig: "Then let me guess it?

Wei Tuo stared at Tu Zhe: "But!"

The pig killer squinted his eyes and said, "It was Shakti who asked you to kill me, right?"

Wei Tuo blinked his eyes in surprise: "Where did you know?"

Tsk, can you speak well? What are you? You will be renaissance in a moment?

The pig killer smiled evilly and said, "Buddies can speak in the vernacular, don't you?"

Wei Tuo was stunned: "What do you mean?"

If you're paralyzed, you're a hammer, and it's so hard to talk to you.

The pig killer lamented: "Good my god, walk a mountain, sing a song, please travel to the present, okay?"

Wei Tuo pondered for a long time, and understood what it meant to kill a pig, so he said, "Actually, I'm afraid of falling into Shakyamuni's prestige by talking like this, otherwise mortals will think that Shakyamuni is the same as them, right?"

You're amazing, you can smash me to death with a hammer. When you are paralyzed, you are talking and Shakyamuni is mysterious? Please, can you test your IQ?

Wei Tuo said a little shyly: "Actually, I also know that it is awkward to talk like this, so what do you mean to talk like this?"

Okay! Okay! If you don't talk like that, how can Sister Yao become a great immortal?

So the two finally began to talk like people.

The pig killer said, "Actually, this guess is very simple. You are Shakyamuni's protector in the Buddha realm, right? It seems that Shakyamuni is Shakyamuni's protector in the heavenly realm, right?

When Wei Tuo heard this, he was stunned: "Who? Who is Brother Yixiu?"

The pig killer knew that he had said something wrong, and laughed at himself: "It's not anyone, tens of thousands of years ago, Yan Futi Fusang forced a monk in the country." ”

Wei Tuo continued to be stunned: "A monk is a monk, I know this, but what is a bitter force?"

This is depressing for killing pigs. Why do you have to work so hard to talk to you, buddies?

The pig killer prevaricated evilly: "This, you don't have to know too clearly, it's a little inappropriate for children." Let's put it this way, Shakti and you are colleagues, right? You have a good relationship enough to kill me for him?"

Wei Tuo shook his head: "Colleague is true, but our relationship is not as good as you say." ”

The one who killed the pig was strange: "It's not so good, then you're going to kill me?"

Wei Tuo sighed: "Actually, things are like this and this for him."

It turned out that when Wei Tuo was the boss of the thirty-two gods in the Four Heavenly Kings, the four heavenly kings were the first fierce generals under the throne of Shakyamuni, although they were arranged by Shakyamuni to come to the Four Heavenly Kings because they wanted to end a dust relationship with the epiphany, but where did these four heavenly kings dare to really command Wei Tuo to do this and that? In this way, when Veda left the Four Heavenly Kings and returned to the Buddha Realm, he left a sentence, saying that you are good, and I will give you a promise, as long as I can do my best, I will help you once.

That's a promise that's worth it.

In the Buddha realm, Vedana is also mixed into the existence of the Lord of the Day, and a demon-descending pestle dances, the heavens lose color, and the Buddhas are silent. Therefore, the Four Heavenly Kings were reluctant to fulfill this promise casually. It is best to use it when the Four Heavenly Kings encounter a threshold that is really insurmountable. So this promise has not been fulfilled for thousands of years.

This promise was known to Emperor Shakti, because the pig killer grew at an astonishing rate, because the pig killer stole the pleasing heart, and because the pig killing not only repeatedly made him deflated, but also made the old emperor feel a strong crisis, so getting rid of Tu Zhe has become his biggest obsession at present.

After thinking about it, the old emperor remembered a promise made by Wei Tuo to the Four Heavenly Kings, so he decided to bring this promise and asked Wei Tuo to kill Tu Zhe.

Although the Four Heavenly Kings were distressed and felt that it was a waste, they all followed the old emperor, not to mention that the old emperor was a big celebrity in front of Shakyamuni, so he reluctantly handed over this promise.

Wei Tuo is a good man who spits on a nail, although he feels a little uncomfortable to kill people for no reason, but we are a big husband, right? Since we are big husbands, don't talk about words, even a fart has to be just!

So Wei Tuo came to kill Tu Zhe.