Chapter 263: Linggang Heavy Cannon (Second Shift)
The cliff is steep, and you can pick the stars by hand. In the night, a small bird with a faint fluorescence fluttered up the cliff, and the howling cliff wind seemed to be able to blow it away at any moment. Suddenly, a hand reached out of a cave in the cliff and caught the bird.
The cave is not large, two meters wide and three meters deep, and three people sit next to each other. Sitting in the middle was a big man as strong as a bull, with a big butt that took up a lot of space, and the white-washed tight short clothes, with a circle of fat exposed under the navel. The young man in the middle was holding a rusty broken sword, and a dog's tail grass was hanging from his mouth. The outermost is a Mediterranean-looking man who looks amiable, and if he wears a pair of thick glasses, he is definitely a brick beast.
At this time, the Mediterranean man was grabbing a fluorescent bird, and pinched it very cruelly, the little bird suddenly dimmed and became flattened, but the scene of blood-drenched entrails bursting out did not appear, it turned out to be a talisman bird.
"Mrs. Shi, is the fat sheep here?" asked the strong man as he moved his big buttocks, which was sitting in pain.
The Mediterranean man said kindly: "Bang mallet, how many times have you said it, please call me Stei!"
"Oh, I know, Mrs. Shi!" the mallet nodded, and asked again, "Mrs. Shi, is the fat sheep here?"
Shi Tai touched the "Mediterranean" on his forehead and said, "It's coming, but it also brought a gust of wind!"
"Afraid of birds? Lao Tzu defy the wind and urinate, and a big mallet is pulled, a mallet is a mallet, and a mallet is a mallet!" rubbed his belly in a daze.
"Fart!" retorted the young man holding the broken sword. The young man holding the sword and the master glanced at each other, and at the same time scolded: "Wild donkey day!" Both hands grabbed the shoulder of the big stick mallet and shook it, and the thing flew down the cliff from the mouth of the cave with a scream.
The young man holding the sword flicked his sleeves, and a strong wind swept away in the cave for a few times before the stench was swept away, and the master put his head out of the hole and took a deep breath, just in time to see the big ass of the mallet disappear from sight, and couldn't help but spit out angrily.
"Slut, do you want to fuck them first?" Shi Tai retched a few times in disgust, and the residual power of the mallet's fart was still there. The young man holding the sword is named Fan Jian, and both the mallet and the master are used to calling him a slut or a slut.
"No, that kid looks a bit of a Taoist, let's watch the tiger fight on the mountain, zuihou will catch it again!" Fan Jianchengzhu hugged the rusty broken sword on his chest.
In the dense forest, ten black-clothed and black-pants cultivators crouched on the trees like ghosts, their blazing eyes pierced through the night, looking at the flowery hillside opposite, they were waiting, waiting for the wind direction to change.
The opposite hillside is relatively gentle, located at the mouth of the valley between the two peaks, and the place where the man in black is located is in the dense forest of the valley. Originally, the valley wind was supposed to blow from the direction of the dense forest to the hillside, but tonight, it turned out to be a hell, and the wind kept blowing from one side of the hillside into the dense forest in the valley.
Three roaring bonfires are lit on the hillside, and the smell of barbecued meat fills the air. Chu Jun hung more than a dozen wreaths around his neck, a nondescript flower crown on his head, and held a branch with a string of fish in his hand to roast on the fire. The wreath is made by Ning Yun, and it can't be hung up, the flower crown is woven by Ning Yun, and it can't be worn, the fish, the fish was caught by Chu Jun himself in the river, but Ning Daqianjin wants to eat it, and he can't help but roast it.
The girls of Yujia turned their heads from time to time to look at Chu Jun's embarrassed appearance, and then covered their mouths and grinned. There were also a lot of various flowers piled up next to Miss Ning, and she was busy weaving a small flower dress, which was said to be used as an apron for someone Chu. Chu Jun had a bitter face, sat upright, and mechanically turned the grilled fish, for fear of breaking the wreath and wreath crown on his body. It turns out that Ning Yun's jishu is really not good, and the defective products scattered next to Chu Jun are the most haode explanation. After provoking Ning Daqianjin to be coquettish several times, Chu Jun learned a lesson, and sat upright, motionless, poor Chu Ye's neck was sore.
"Yun'er, can you rest first, this fish is cooked, it's good to eat it while it's hot!" Chu Jun said with a smile.
Ning Yun raised his head and glanced at Chu Jun sweetly and said, "Wait a minute, it'll be soon!"
Chu Jun glanced at Ning Yun's colorful little flower dress, and suddenly felt like crying without tears.
"Okay, you're done!" Ning Yun stood up happily and looked at the masterpiece in his hand with satisfaction, the little flower skirt of Qi Fart.
Yujia and the others surrounded them with a smile!
"Miss Ning is so smart, she can learn it as soon as she learns!"
"Hee-hee, it's so well written!"
"What an aura!"
"Hurry up and tie it to Gongzi Chu!"
Ning Yun's sweet eyes looked at Chu Jun, who was sitting precariously, and all the girls also looked over in unison, Chu Gongzi's face was green, where did the old man put his face with this thing?
"Chu Jun, is it good-looking?" Ning Yun asked coquettishly.
Chu Jun turned his gaze for help to Wu Yanshou, the only strategic partner, who turned his face to look at the wind very unrighteously, looking like a friend of the dead Dao and a poor Dao. Chu Jun had no choice but to bite the bullet and said: "Well, yes, aura, Yun'er has a skillful hand for aura, you must look good when you tie it!"
Ning Yun suddenly raised her eyebrows, took it on her body and gestured with it, she felt really good-looking, and said beautifully: "Chu Jun, I'll tie it for you!"
Chu Jun shuddered for a while, and said with a wry smile: "No need, this girl is only wearing it!"
"What, do you look down on women!" Ning Yun's eyes widened, and she pursed her lips and said dissatisfiedly.
"How can that...... Wear it!" Chu Jun stood up sadly.
As a result, the God Emperor did a dirty thing that later generations talked about under the obscenity of Concubine Yun - he put on a short skirt made of flowers and twisted it three times. Whenever the twelve white-haired half-spirit clan elders mentioned this interesting incident to their descendants, they would show a proud smile and say, "God Emperor Bixia's ass is twisted, aura!"
"Haha!" The girls leaned forward and backwards with laughter, and even Wu Yanshou daxiao regardless of the image.
Ning Yun covered her stomach and rolled into Chu Jun's arms, even tears rushed out, Chu Jun ripped off the flower skirt on his waist and put it on Ning Yun's head with a dark face. Ning Yun grabbed Chu Jun's hand and said with a grin: "Okay, don't be angry!"
Chu Jun slapped Ning Yun's little ass with a foul face, which immediately provoked Yujia and the others to blush, and Ning Yun was ashamed like an ostrich, burying his head in Chu Jun's arms.
was making a lot of trouble, and Wu Yanshou's face suddenly changed: "It's not good, it's a black wind miasma!"
I saw a dark mist rushing towards the hillside in the night, and the black mist could be seen spreading rapidly under the light of the campfire. Chu Jun shouted: "Get closer to me!"
"Hehe, it's too late to escape!" a black-clothed cultivator in the woods sneered as he looked at the hillside shrouded in poisonous mist. The two black-clothed men next to him each held a treasure magic weapon, and a steady stream of black mist emerged from the magic weapon, taking advantage of the wind to spread towards the hillside.
"Stop!" the black-clothed cultivator in the lead commanded, and the two poison mist emitters immediately turned off the magic weapon.
This group of people is a loose cultivation organization called Heifeng in Zhaori City, specializing in killing people and grabbing treasures, and their methods are ruthless, and they never leave a living mouth, except for valuable women, of course. Their usual method is to cast this poisonous mist similar to the Black Wind Miasma, which has a large killing range and is impossible to prevent. Hei Feng has been eyeing Chu Jun and the others in Zhaori City, and has been following Chu Jun since he left Zhaori City, and today he finally found an opportunity to make a move.
"Brother, go and slaughter that fat sheep and eat meat!" Chai Rong, the second master, estimated that Chu Jun and the others had fallen, so he ordered an attack. The ten members of the Black Wind all have the cultivation of the foundation building period, and Chai Rong, as the second master, is already at the peak of foundation building, only one step away from Jindan, if it weren't for the fat sheep special fat this time, he would not have personally led the team.
The thieves flashed out of the woods, scrambling towards the hillside with their magic weapons. Since the big fat sheep can travel with twelve demi-spirit beauties, he must be a rich guy, so all the thieves are excited, after doing this ticket, there are definitely a lot of spirit crystals in their hands, not to mention that there are twelve demi-spirit women.
Chai Rong led everyone to land on the hillside, and at this time the poisonous mist had almost dissipated, and by the light of the bonfire that was still burning, it could be seen that all fifteen fat sheep were lying there, and none of them ran away.
"If the hands and feet are clean, the men will be stripped and killed, and the women will be fed with antidote and tied up!" Chai Rong commanded coldly. The thieves' eyes lit up suddenly, and they rushed up to prepare to feed the woman the antidote, and then took the opportunity to touch and grab the oil.
A terrifying white light suddenly shot from the side of the mountain beam, and the brother who rushed to the front was suddenly hit by the white light, and before he could even scream, he exploded violently, and the bloody minced flesh was scattered everywhere, and the scene was tragic and abnormal. Before the thieves could react, another white light struck, and immediately killed a Black Wind Thief.
"Damn, it's Linggang Heavy Artillery, quickly retreat to the woods!" Chai Rong shouted vigorously and beckoned the remaining seven brothers to flee.
The Linggang heavy cannon has a range of more than five thousand meters, and the power of one of its cannons is equivalent to the full force of a Jindan stage cultivator, and the Jindan stage cultivator is hit by the following, and ten deaths are lifeless. The other party hid on the mountain beam and occupied the position, and he and the others became a live rake, so Chai Rong decisively ordered a retreat, preparing to go around the mountain beam from the side to chop up the sneak attack. Although the Linggang heavy cannon is huge, it has a long cooldown time and a low probability of hitting the target, so it is only suitable for large-scale military combat use, and it is expensive, so ordinary individuals and organizations will never use it, unless it is used for defense.
Chai Rong led the seven brothers to gallop towards the dense forest in the valley in embarrassment, and the white light flashed on the mountain beam, and another Linggang cannon bombarded, directly shattering a brother beside Zirong. Chai Rong, who was covered in flesh and blood, was shocked into a cold sweat, and then became fierce and scolded: "Damn, the brothers are scattered from both sides, and there will be no more than three people!"
"Kill!" these guys are all outlaws who lick blood from the knife edge, they have never been so cowardly, and the enemy has killed three brothers before they can see it, and at this time they can't help but explode fiercely, and they split into two teams and turn back to the mountain beam.
Sure enough, the other party no longer fires Lei Gang heavy artillery, obviously the cooldown time has not passed, and the other party only has three heavy cannons at most, and the number of people will not be large. Chai Rong smiled and said, "Pounce on Xiangshang, that miscellaneous piece of meat is peeled into pulp to avenge the brothers!"