Chapter 436: The Demon Emperor's eulogy
Chapter 436: The Demon Emperor's eulogy
Brother Sanniao seems to be poor in skills, and he actually asks the little cheap.
The little cheap asked Brother Sanniao, have you read the art of war? Brother Three Birds is embarrassed.
It should be said that since these demons were rescued from the ancient battlefield of the war between the demons and the demons by killing pigs, especially under the earnest teachings of Mr. Bi, they have deeply realized the gap between the demon civilization and the human civilization, and after learning from the pain, they began to vigorously learn and learn from the integration of the human civilization.
For the shortcomings of the demon clan that only pays attention to individual supernatural powers, fights separately, and swarms up to fight each other, Mr. Bi vigorously promotes the Terran art of war. The army of demons formed in the Sumeru Ring has done a good enough job in these aspects.
But the three bird brothers are frivolous and frivolous, and their buttocks can't sit still, especially when they learn what military books and war strategies, their brains hurt when they see it. Therefore, learning this thing has always been about going in and out of the east and out of the west, not to mention the essence of the content, that is, even the title of a complete book of war, and the name of everyone in the art of war.
So the little cheap asked him if he had seen the art of war, and Brother Sanniao directly asked him if you had any ideas.
The little frowned and said:
"Bird God, the two groups of people we saw just now, do you think we can be rivaled?"
Brother Sanniao immediately glared: "Don't look at the number of them, what is the Thunder Emperor and what is the true monarch, the Yuan Huo of the Bird God is not only for Korean barbecue, but it will be burned over."
Before Brother Sanniao finished speaking, he saw the contempt in the eyes of the little cheap, and immediately woke up, and laughed dryly: "It's not that you can't do it head-on, right?
Xiao Cheap said: "Since you can't expose the bird god, especially the talent and supernatural powers of your Bifang clan, then if we want to protect the Chinese Alliance, we must conduct guerrilla warfare." Have you heard of that guerrilla warfare?"
Brother Sanniao was stunned for a moment: "Well, uh, cough that, you go on, the bird god knows this"
The little cheap guy knows that Brother Sanniao really doesn't know. And he patiently said to him:
"Actually, according to what the Thunderbolt True Monarch said just now, he is going to lead several sects of the Miligan Sect and the Ole Hegemony Sect to the Chinese Alliance to burn and loot, no matter whether they want to massacre or make a show, it will always cause some casualties to our alliance.
Therefore, let's have a guerrilla warfare, the so-called guerrilla is not to fight head-on, mainly to attack and harass, if you can fight, you will fight, if you can't fight, you will run, and we will fight black boxing, don't we have your spatial supernatural power and obstacle Dafa? I still don't believe that they can't make a lot of noise, and the grass and trees are all soldiers, and after a few guerrilla attacks, it is really hard to say how many people they can leave, where can they have the ability to encircle and suppress the Chinese Alliance? The above opinions are only for your reference as a bird god. ”
Brother Sanniao listened, and patted his thigh: "Your little uncle always talks about your Su zhì, look at this Su zhì, is it low? This bird god said that's it, we can't turn back into a real body, we can't become a human body, what will we demon do? will be a thousand changes quack, wait for the bird god I to become a big tree or stone or something, the guys go all the way, and the butt is so ruthless that the chrysanthemum comes to a quack, well, what do you see this is?"
As he spoke, Brother Sanniao took out a cannon-type martial arts from a spatial ring, the blue-gray metallic luster looked extremely mysterious, and the muzzle of the black hole was as deep as a vacuum, as if it could devour the flesh and soul at any time.
The little felt that this thing was a little panicked, and hurriedly avoided the muzzle:
"That bird god, the watch pointed at me, and I felt so dangerous and terrible. What's that thing called?
Brother Sanniao shook his head, his eyebrows fluttering: "I don't know! I haven't seen it! It's so greedy, it's quack! This thing is called 'Gods Little Panting'." The paralyzed ones are also thanks to your little uncle's thoughtfulness, leaving this thing, otherwise it really won't be able to play. ”
The little looked at this thing, and felt a little cramp when he heard the nondescript name.
"Bird God, what can this thing do to those people?"
Brother Sanniao pouted: "Just kidding, just the group of people just now, if you go down with one shot, there will be no more than ten people who can survive." It's not a wait, the bird god and I'll take a look, how much this emperor has left for me. ”
Brother Sanbird's demon consciousness was scanned in the ring, and he immediately smiled: "Not bad, hey, fifty, paralysis means that you can put fifty cannons quack, okay bird servant, let's just do it, guerrilla warfare uh-huh, it's a bit interesting, so that the dogs can't even see the shit, shit
The little cheap guy thinks that Brother Sanniao can't learn anything else, and it is fast to learn the wood that the human race has. It's not like even the mantra of the Kusangzong Onimuyu has been learned.
However, if the paralyzing cannon goes down, so many people on the other side can only survive a maximum of ten, this Nima is amazing.
Just that group of people just now, others don't say it, just the old stick of Jiang You, who is called the Southern Fire Light Shock Thunder Emperor, visually it is the Thunder Emperor, in fact, you see, even the Thunderbolt Zhenjun has no way to take others.
The law is immune, bird god, you "gods gasp", can't you deal with that guy?
There is also that Thunderbolt Zhenjun, who is estimated to have the greatest chance of surviving.
But it's the one hundred or so thunder players behind the Thunderbolt Zhenjun, all of them have no less than the emperor's Taoism, and I can't even get a single one, Bird God, your little gadget will kill a piece of nonsense at once?
Although I know that your tongue is generally better than your Taoism, I still choose to believe you. Otherwise, in the face of these immortal enemies, it is not powerless, it is simply going to pee.
Looking at the little cheaply's disbelieving expression, Brother Sanniao pointed his fingers and gnashed his teeth: "If you are paralyzed, I will give you a moment to make your kid disappear." Okay, let's go back to the alliance quickly, the bird god will first cover them with a barrier Dafa magic array, although the alliance is full of ants, but that's also our ants, right? ”
Brother Sanniao was ready to spread his wings, but looking at the little cheap and resentful gaze, and seeing that he didn't move, he felt strange:
"Bird, what are you doing? Time is life, haven't you heard of it?
The little cheap said: "Bird God, the Chinese Alliance is not just a place where the alliance is stationed, those alliance members and sects, those people are also definitely going to go, let's just come over with one servant and one god?"
Brother Sanniao scratched his head: "Nest, it's also ha, so what's the problem?"
Little cheap: "Bird God, you are the god"
Brother Sanniao gritted his teeth and said fiercely:
"Then don't say anything, the bird god and I fight once, the demon consciousness summons a meteor shower meteorite rain, and directly summons it to envelop the alliance member sect and form a phantom array, but how many members of the sect are paralyzed? I estimate that there are about twenty of them, big and small, right? No matter how many bird gods, this demon consciousness sea is afraid that it is enough to choke and resist, maybe the demon consciousness sea collapses carelessly, and the bird god and I will die."
The little snorted: "It's not about twenty, it's forty-three."
Shrimp?
Brother Three Birds immediately jumped up like a wasp pricked his butt:
"Are you paralyzed? Are there so many? I rely on you to pour water and dry drops, this is to make the bird god and me look good, ho ho I dripping tongue-"
The little trembled and nodded yes.
Brother Sanniao's face was as black as the bottom of the pot. He hadn't noticed that the Chinese Alliance had accepted so many members.
Defending the Chinese Alliance, so that the Chinese Alliance is inviolable, this is the premise of winning the support of all large and small sects in the future, if it is messed up this time, the alliance member sects will destroy Yan zhòng, and the construction of the back garden of killing pigs will be destroyed. If you don't talk about eating meat, you have to drink a mouthful of soup at least, right? Now you can't even save your life, so who is messing with you, right?
Aware of the problem's strict zhòng nature, Brother Sanniao regretted it.
What are Nima and I staying for? Lustful don't want to die, right? If I sacrifice like this, and even a female bird is fished out, won't I be blind to death?
In this way, the muscles on Brother Sanniao's face were distorted, and he gritted his teeth and scolded: "Brother Color, Brother I Ciao, your ancestor, Lao Tzu died this time, if you don't die, you wait for the chickens and dogs to jump, the fox princess hums, when Lao Tzu doesn't dare?"
Brother Sanniao feels that Brother Colorware is too merciful, if he directly threatens to the end, Brother Colorware will make a female bird for himself nine times out of ten, at least, after a cloud and rain, he will leave me a queen or something, right?
But Nima, I am sad and sad into a river.
Brother Sanniao looked up to the sky and wailed angrily.
Of course, the little can't understand how deep the sorrow of Brother Sanniao is. Just seeing Brother Sanniao like this, he felt sad from it, and wiped his tears and snot.
Brother Sanniao stopped his sorrow, and when he saw the little's tears, snot and sobbing, his heart finally warmed a little.
Brother Sanniao solemnly patted the little cheap shoulder and said tragically:
"Little cheap, if the bird god and life have deceived you, don't be sad, don't be melancholy, because the bird god and life are sometimes a deception paper of special meow. Wipe away your tears, blow your nose, Made, will you write eulogies and epitaphs?"
The little immediately cried:
"Bird God, you can't sh
The bird god was immediately moved.
Oh, it's really Mu Youbai who cultivates this little mole ant, and when you see Mu You, what is it called Su zhì? If you take a diploma, then it's called Su zhì?
But Nima, will you write a eulogy and an epitaph? If the bird god hangs up all at once, and even has a eulogy and an epitaph, then it will not die in vain?
People have left a name, and birds have left a voice.
Well, what kind of little, hurry up, grind and chirp and be destroyed by those guys A few sects, I don't want the reputation of the bird god?
The little then sobbed and said:
"According to the teachings of the bird god and the current development process of my brain domain, the eulogy he should be sauce purple drops:
Demon Emperor Bishan, in order to protect Yan Futi's sentient beings and resist the enemies of the heavenly realm, bravely went to righteousness, and died in a certain year, month, and place.
The life of the Demon Emperor is a life of fighting for the equality of sentient beings, and a life of fighting for the sake of that.
The Demon Emperor Bishan is immortal!"