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A large river flows out of the lofty mountains and mountains west of the central military camp of the Western Xinjiang Theater of Great Xia. This local name Lun, translated into the Daxia language is the river of heaven, flows out from the northwest of the continent, fiercely obliquely pulls the continent a knife, and goes straight to the southeast at an angle of 60 degrees, sparkling, pouring thousands of miles, like a brocade silk spread out on the earth.

The Western Xinjiang Theater is located near the middle of this great river, which is the place where the river flows at the slowest speed and the widest river. From west to east, the Hulun River is more than ten miles wide, and the water depth is more than 30 zhang. It was precisely because of the Hulun River that Daxia was forced to stop its advance on the east bank of the Hulun River after gaining local advantages in the last war. And the sea people, who were beaten and fled in embarrassment by the Great Xia Witch Army that time, won a chance to breathe.

At this time, on a tributary on the west side of the Hulun River, a small wooden row floated. A young man with blond hair and blue eyes, dressed in a neat, tight-fitting blue military uniform, is sitting on a wooden raft and fishing for the river. Beside him was a large fish basket and a sterling silver ice bucket filled with natural ice hewn from a nearby snowy mountain, and a bottle of bubbling and golden fruit wine was frozen.

A pretty girl in a military uniform with short turquoise hair on her head sat quietly beside the young man, holding a crystal wine glass in her hand, and quietly handed the wine glass over when the young man was in need, allowing the young man to gently take a sip of mellow wine. The river is flanked by sparse shrubs, green grass, and gentle slopes of the rolling hills, and you can see a group of sea-man soldiers sitting on blankets under the hills not far away, eating snacks, drinking wine, and talking and laughing in a low voice.

"That's how life should be called perfect, to hell with the damned temple priests, after ten years of elite education with them, I feel like I'm going to be a log. The young man, who was sitting on a raft fishing, suddenly looked up to the sky and talked, raised his right hand and made a very indecent gesture, muttering to the mothers, grandmothers, great-grandmothers, and all the female relatives who had gone back eighteen generations. "Ah, damn temple priests, they almost killed all my talents and talents"

A chariot that was hovering three feet above the ground, speeding silently and silently, suddenly jumped out of a young man wearing a wide robe. Under his robes, a purple military uniform could be seen, and a few ribbons were tied to his chest, which was obviously a high-ranking figure among the sea people. He heard the young man's complaint from afar, and couldn't help but applaud and laugh: "Haha, Thor, Your Excellency the Territorial Defense Officer, it is an indecent act for you to curse our noblest and most sacred temple priest behind your back. ”

Nator turned around and scolded angrily: "Shut your beak, Your Excellency Andorra, the new governor of the eastern part of my empire, who told me when he left Atlantis City that he was going to shoot the buttocks of the twelve sea god high priests" Thor laughed a few times: "Fortunately, I know that your sexual orientation is as normal as mine, otherwise I would have mistakenly thought that you had some kind of bad illusion about the buttocks of those twelve high-ranking adults." ”

Andorra, who was also blonde and blue-eyed, but with long hair hanging down to his shoulders, cursed angrily, he took a few steps back from the shore, took off his robe, accelerated violently, and jumped up on the shore, jumping over the water more than ten meters wide, and landed heavily on Thor's wooden raft. Andorra almost didn't fall into the river, but fortunately, the girl in military uniform moved quickly and grabbed Andorra with one hand, so that the new governor avoided the tragic fate of falling directly into the water to feed the fish.

Thor clicked his mouth as he watched Andorra dragging mud and water, casually inserted the fishing rod into a stand on a wooden raft, frowned and asked: "Andorra, my good friend, you seem to be a third-class modified warrior who has been genetically strengthened, I remember correctly."

Andor wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, bowed slightly to the girl in military uniform, and then sat down beside Thor without the slightest image, looking up to the sky and saying, "Ah, it seems, yes." Thor, you see, I don't have a lot of interest in fighting, so I haven't worked on myself too well. Dear Lilith, give me a glass of wine, you can't only see your chief, at least I am your chief's chief, of course, nominal. ”

He also grabbed the wine and touched the wine glass with Andorra, Thor took a large sip of the chilled fruit wine, and shrugged his shoulders: "Ah, then Andorra, have you seen the previous war records and the war records of those Xia people on the other side of the river, you are a third-class transformation soldier, it has to be very difficult to jump such a little distance, and those Xia soldiers, many of them can jump over a hill, I really want to understand, what is their physiological makeup." ”

Andorra drank the glass of fruit wine cleanly, took the initiative to grab the wine bottle and fill the glass with a glass of wine, and brought it again

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He poured it down in a hurry, then nodded with satisfaction, and dropped the glass in the river, watching it float on the water.

"Oh La, my Excellency Thor, what do you care about the physiology of those Xia people Frankly speaking, we once captured a few low-ranking soldiers of the Xia people, and the high priest ordered them to be dissected and studied, but nothing was found. Andorra spread out his hands, deliberately looked at Lilith's pale face, and reached out and squeezed her in the face, in exchange for a scream from Lilith and a kick to his ass.

Andorra laughed, shrugged his shoulders and said, "We found in their bodies that there is no meridian they say, no air pockets they say, no sea of consciousness, the source of their magical power. Their body structure is exactly the same as ours, the only difference is the genes that control the color of their hair, skin, and pupils, but this does not explain why our first-class transformation fighters can only lift two thousand catties of weight, while the few low-level Xia warriors we captured, some people can pick up more than a dozen first-class warriors and throw them around. ”

Thor looked at Andorra in surprise: "I don't know about these things. ”

Andorra nodded and said frankly, "Because I'm the governor, and you're just a defense officer." The Supreme Shrine has blocked some information about it."

Thor pulled his cheeks and laughed strangely, "Are they afraid that this information will frighten our warriors, this is impossible?"

Andorra raised his eyebrows, pursed his lips strangely, and the corners of his mouth were raised high. After a long time, he sneered and said, "No, don't think of them as strategic thinking. They were afraid that they would not be able to explain the situation, and that would make the priests of the temple lose face. The warriors are scared, and the warriors with the control chip in their heads know what fear is It is that the priests are afraid, and they can't find the reason why the Xia people don't look like humans, they are afraid. ”

Andorra jumped up violently, pointed to the rivers, forests, mountains, and snow-capped mountains, and shouted: "Ah, my god of the sea, my god, show your divine power, let all those damned Xia people who dare to claim to be descendants of the gods of heaven die, this is the call from our twelve sea god priests, show your boundless divine power."

He spread his hands, his face full of helplessness and scoundrel: "Look, look, my defense officer, Your Excellency Thor, the sea god did not answer the prayers of the twelve sea god priests, and the army of the Xia people is approaching step by step, and they are still claiming to be the descendants of the gods, they have the blood of the gods, and they show their inhuman, almost divine power in front of our warriors and our hapless territorial officials"

Shaking his head in annoyance, Andor twisted his waist and asked the stunned girl in military uniform, " Dear Lilith, do you think I will lead the entire Eastern Territory to surrender, surrender to the Xia people, and then exchange it for that terrible power I, Andorra, the heir of the San Antonio family of the Twelve Golden Families, and the third-class transformation warrior of the Atlantis Kingdom, only have a short lifespan of less than two hundred years, and those Xia people, any person who cultivates that kind of magical power, may have a life hundreds of years longer than me. ”

Thor coughed, pulled Andorra down on the raft with one hand, and whispered, "Shut your beak, Andorra." This is your eastern territory, but you are only a new governor, and you do not have the power to control all the eyes and mouthpieces of this land. If you want to complain, please complain to me on the sly. Ah, the idea of surrendering to the Xia people, among all the territorial governors of the kingdom, only you can come up with it."

Thor gave Lilith a majestic look and exclaimed, "Go and get me an overcoat in my bedroom, it's too windy here." ”

Lilith was stunned: "But my lord, the base is hundreds of miles away from here. ”

Thor glanced at her sideways and shouted, "Stupid woman with only breasts and no brains, then please leave this warm little raft for the time being, and let me have a good secret conversation with my Excellency Andorra, damn it, can all your talents only be shown in bed?"

Lilith grabbed a piece of wood pulp with a red face, rowed the raft to the river, and jumped onto the bank herself. Thor and Andorra grabbed the pulp, rowed the raft back into the middle of the river, and muttered in a low voice.

Andorra whispered, "Then, please tell me, my Excellency the Defense Officer, what should I do, the new Governor of the Eastern Domain, who was unfortunate enough to be thrown by my family to the Far East for training."

Thor held up a finger: "First of all, wipe out all the forces left behind by that hapless ghost of Ville." I can help you do that. As long as I give an order, let them carry small-yield individual combat weapons to patrol the places where the Xia people's patrols appear most frequently. Although there are a few high-ranking generals in it, I can still do it if I find some mistakes and let them be demoted directly to lead the patrol. ”

Andorra quirky

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Glancing at Thor, "Oh my God, that hapless ghost in Vir is your own uncle, my dear Lord Thor. He is now in the kingdom of the Xia people. ”

Thor sighed, looked at Andorra and shook his head: "My God, my dear old friend Andorra, what are you doing with such hypocrisy, my own uncle is a member of my mother's family, does it have anything to do with my family, my father's order to me is to completely eradicate all the forces left by Vir in the Eastern Territory, who told him to be at odds with our two families?"

Andor looked at Thor, and after a long time, he suddenly laughed, lightly grabbed the wine bottle from the ice bucket, and poured a large mouthful into his mouth: "So, in this way, dealing with that unlucky ghost of Vir is a good thing that both of our families have passed, and it just so happens that he made such a mistake, he is unlucky, and it is no wonder that we are unlucky." ”

With a deep sigh, he snatched the wine bottle from Andorra's hand, and Thor said helplessly: "Who told the saint to have an accident in his defense area, he is not unlucky, and who can as long as he kills all those who are loyal to him, the eastern territory will be ours, and even if you rape the priestess who is with the army, no one will be able to speak." ”

Andorra scolded angrily: "Shut your mouth, am I a pervert like you I just came here and got your female lieutenant to bed." Andorra's eyes sparkled with pink, and he said with great affection: "Conquer the priestesses who accompany the army with violence, no, I will use my charm and my merits to destroy their defenses, so that they will willingly become my women, and let them kneel before my bed and pray for my mercy, which is the proudest achievement of a man." ”

Andor glanced at Thor with disdain: "ViolenceOnly a rough person like you, who has been educated as a general, will use violence against those lovely women." ”

Thor shrugged his shoulders and tossed the empty bottle away. "Shut your beak, use violence or tenderness, that's all it takes, take them to bed, strip them naked, and them hard. Unlike you hypocrites who study politics, I value direct results. ”

Thor looked at Andorra seriously: "Playing with women is like war, no matter what means you use, the final result is the most important." For example, how many hymen you pierced, and how many enemy heads you cut off, for a man, especially a man among men, a male soldier, the result is the first priority. Violence I like to use violence"

Thor jumped to his feet, drew his thin saber, and stabbed him a few times towards the east. "Use violence to those women, and use violence to kill those Xia people. Aha, only violence is the most powerful force in the world, iron and blood flow together, the roar of fire and thunder, praise violence above all power, I like violence" He glanced at Andorra: "Fuck you, if you want to conquer the priestesses who are with you with tenderness, then when you conquer them, I guarantee that there will be no virgins among them." ”

Andorra crooked his lips and said casually, "Whatever you want, if you can avoid the surveillance of those old virgins and run into their barracks and rape them, I will clean up the battlefield for you." However, I always have to digress when we talked about why we are with you just now."

Thor laughed strangely, "It's your lack of will, my Andorra. Didn't you say it just now, the temple has no results in the research on the Xia captives, are you not in the mood to fight with them, you even said that you want to surrender to the Xia people. God, it's the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life. His Excellency the Governor of Andorra, a war maniac like me in his bones, actually said that he wanted to surrender"

Andorra lay directly on the wooden raft and said lazily: "This is the incompetence of the temple and forced me to think like this." The only contribution of Veer's hapless old fellow was the capture of a few low-ranking soldiers of the Xia people. However, the temple is unable to produce any results, and I am always cautious about unknown enemies. He looked at the white clouds slowly drifting in the sky, and said in a low voice: "Before I can witness the strength of the Xia people with my own eyes, I must be mentally prepared for the rout of the whole front. ”

He looked at Thor helplessly: "This is the difference between us politicians and you soldiers. You should think about how to fight hard, and I will think before the war starts, how I will shirk my responsibility, how I will reduce my guilt to the lowest point, so as not to affect my prestige, my political future, and my position as the heir to the family. If we wait for the Xia to attack, and we fail to fend off their army, then I must consider whether to put all the blame on my predecessor. ”

Andorra laughed sinisterly: "I won't hide it from you, Thor, while you have been playing with those female officers in the base frantically for the past few days, I have constructed all kinds of false documents in the secret room. I have discounted all the materials left by the previous governor. If we fail, I can pass the buck to that hapless former governor 00 to collect and sort out, and the copyright goes to the author or the publishing house.