Chapter 192: Uncle Dog is very unhappy
Chapter 192: Uncle Dog is very unhappy
When it comes to arrogance, the Howling Sky Dog is much more arrogant than his master, Erlang God.
The owner of the paralyzed thin dog puppet is Erlang Shenzhi Dao, no?
Who is Erlang God, do you know the way?
Who is the uncle of the Erlang God family, do you know the way?
Who is the Queen Mother of the West?
What is the relationship between Erlang God and the Queen Mother of the West?
Don't know what to do?
I don't know what you're messing around in this heavenly realm?
You don't know what to do, and you dare to stare at your puppet, you don't think you're going to die slowly, right?
This is what has always been said, Hades is good, but the little ghost is difficult to take.
Lord Yama pays attention to being approachable to ordinary people, which is called being close to the people and image.
Because in terms of identity, Lord Yama can't bother with ordinary people, right?
But the little ghosts are different, the paralyzed Lao Tzu does not pull the banner as a tiger skin, how can anyone be afraid of the puppet? How to show the majesty of the puppet master?
Therefore, there are not many Hades in the human heavenly realm who pretend to be 13, but the little ghosts are arrogant everywhere.
However, this little ghost also depends on whose ghost it is, for example, the little ghost of the county yamen, who is arrogant and sprinkles with ordinary people.
But what kind of identity do you say about the little ghost of Erlang God? Even if it's a little ghost, then it's a ghost king, right?
Even in the heavenly realm, those big and small hairy gods have to call Brother Dog when they see it, right?
Not to mention Yi Wensheng, the Dazai of the human world, you Yi Wensheng are willing to call Uncle Dog, and I have to see that you are pleasing to the eye before agreeing.
The problem is, Uncle Dog is not happy now, right?
Yi Wensheng greeted Uncle Dog with a smile and Fluttering Eagle and Yinhema to settle down in the inn, and explained the specific situation, saying that Tu Zhe Xiaotianzi and Miss Dog Yema don't know what to do now, then we are scattering people and horses, and looking for it through various means, don't worry, eat and drink first, wait patiently, we have bought a lot of beautiful and sexy female dogs in the Heavenly Dog Country, why don't you arrange it for Uncle Dog first?
Originally, it was very good, Uncle Dog Mao was following it, and he couldn't help but hear what Yi Wensheng said about Miss Dog in the Dog Country, and suddenly knocked Yi Wensheng over with one paw, and scolded:
"What the hell is it? Do you old boy who is paralyzed think that you are a lecherous dog? You don't know what loyalty is, do you? You don't know what it means to be loyal, do you? You don't know what it means to be weak and water, and you only take a sip, right?
If you are paralyzed, you will mention this stubble again, and you will be sent directly to the heavenly city to be a duck in the world, and you will be a duck in the world?
But I'm warning you, I won't see Miss Yema for three days, and your skin is not enough for Uncle Dog to peel off a drop!"
Yi Wensheng's face is embarrassed now, not to mention that in front of the people of the Heavenly Realm, even in front of the Heavenly Dog, this Dazai is nothing. Regardless of the image, he stammered and closed his mouth and barked at the dog, but what he got was a dog's paw.
The paralyzed face is swollen, isn't it? Bleeding, isn't it? The paralyzed don't get rabies, right?
I'm carrying a Tianzhu day, you are a thin dog family eighteenth generation of first dogs, just a demon dog, what else is loyal and unswerving, what else is the weak water of three thousand or four thousand, a mouthful of water can't choke you?
Lao Tzu also knew that I would have set my heart to the bright moon, but who knew that the bright moon shone on the ditch. Even wish you a long life for your dog uncle, but Nima has no female dog who takes a fancy to you.
Lao Tzu can't beat you to death, but Lao Tzu suffocates you to death.
Here Yi Wensheng walked out of the post house with a swollen face, and someone came to report that Doumu Hedgehog, Wei Yueyan and Room Fire Pig were coming. Yi Wensheng felt that his head was big, why couldn't this Doumu Yuanjun's men and horses come? He didn't know that although the 100,000 horses were the first to move, but it was 100,000, not ten, the whole team set off and came through the teleportation array, so the speed could be fast?
There's no way, before Doumu Yuanjun's people came, let's make a fool of themselves first, and deal with each family first.
So Yi Wensheng hurriedly went to meet the boss, the fifth and the sixth in the northern seven houses. Before I arrived at the Prime Minister's Yamen, I heard that Wei Yueyan had cut the main building of the Prime Minister's Yamen by two floors with a sword, and shouted that if she didn't hand over Xiao Sumei's paper, she would wash the city in blood.
Encountering this kind of master who has never known how to speak by force, Yi Wensheng didn't dare to go over, Wei Yueyan couldn't afford to provoke it, a word was wrong, maybe Lao Tzu clicked, this is still someone who has to fight Mu Yuanjun.
Yuanjun, where are you!
Yi Wensheng first let the right minister Wei Wuxing go to deal with the three hosts of Dou, Wei, and Chamber, didn't your paralyzed leader want to stay out of the matter? Lao Tzu will send you from the free people camp first, it is better to be clicked, anyway, the dead Dao friends are not dead and poor. Dead right minister, I think the leader can you still sit still?
But I didn't expect that as soon as the right minister came forward, he settled the three hosts, and it is said that the two talked happily. Yi Wensheng felt strange when he got the news, this paralyzed right minister has never seen this ability on weekdays?
It's actually quite simple.
The three hosts are Xiao Su Mei's mother's family, of course, and Tu Zhe is his own family, and now the free people camp is Tu Zhe's ally, this can't be said to others, but it doesn't mean that it can't be said to Xiao Su Mei's mother's family.
Doumu Hedgehog is the best among the strong, in charge of the other six brothers and sisters, the prime minister has more than 800 stars, speaking of which, the thirty-two emperors are not as big as his territory, that is the northern Xuanwu in the entire four elephants, where can the mind be worse?
As soon as he heard that his prospective brother-in-law, whom he had never met, had inserted his hands and feet into the Yudan Yue Continent, he knew that this kid was not a fuel-efficient lamp.
But which ambitious and ambitious guy is fuel-efficient? Seriously, the spirit of "why don't men look at Wu Hook and collect Guanshan Fifty Prefectures" is the sexiest.
So the fighting wood hedgehog smiled rarely, and said with a smile: Occasional porridge!
The expression of the room fire pig was a little gloomy, and the boss of Zhilu Dao already had a preconceived good impression of this Tu Zhe who had never met, but it was not the style of the little pig to talk about people, so he had to do it alone without a word.
Wei Yueyan next to her was a heartless person, and when she saw the look of the little pig, she shouted:
"Brother Dou, this is something wrong with you, it's not three thousand or two thousand years since our little pig pursued Xiao Su Mei's paper, if you don't help, why are your elbows still crutched?
As the saying goes, fat water doesn't flow into outsiders' fields, do you want to watch our seventh child being abducted by the devil from the outside world? Hmph, when I see the devil from the outside world, the fifth sister and I will test him, what is the outstanding thing, can kidnap our sixth child. ”
The three hosts learned from Wei Wud's mouth that Tu Zhe and Xiao Su Mei's paper hosts just didn't know where Lu Dao was, but they definitely weren't caught by Yi Wensheng, so they had the heart to amuse. But he also told Yi Wensheng through Wei Wuxing that he would not be able to see Tu Zhe and Xiao Su Mei and the dog within three days, so he would wait for Shanxian Yuan City to be demolished.
When it comes to the power of these heavens and all worlds, they all have their own range of power, and it is possible for those with a big appetite to dominate one or even dozens of planets. Although those who don't have a big appetite also have the final say on a certain planet, but it should be that other powers don't care about you, if you really have to care, the paralyzed ones belong to a certain Three Realms Heavens, let's not talk about outsiders, they are all our people from the Three Realms Heavens, and you dare to pull one or even dozens of planets into your pocket?
Do you think our buddies and sisters don't exist, or do you think we're all dead?