The autumn wind is cold and blows off the yellow leaves.

It just so happened that a few leaves floated past Hu Tutu's body, adding a bit of Hututu's bearing to the grandmaster's bearing. This fat man used to be a master at the level of an immortal after all, and his temperament was naturally different from that of ordinary people.

The tiger fell into Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, but Hututu is still a tiger.

"One hundred taels!"

The vendor's face was full of rage, and he yelled, "Why don't you give the fuck and rob it!"

"Fat brother, I have a way to make money, and Tong Su is not bullied, why rob it?"

Hu Tutu didn't care, and said: "You can not give this hundred taels, and I don't have to give it." It's a big deal, you just keep stinking like this, and it stinks until the sky is barren and old, and the sea is dry and rotten. Even if you die of old age one day, your bones will stink, and your graves will stink!"

"Dog, do you really want to Lao Tzu?"

The vendor was so angry by Hu Tutu's gloating behavior that he simply played a scoundrel, "If you don't want money, you want to die, either you will wash off the smell for me, or Lao Tzu will fight with you!"

"No money, no money, you still go out to do business?"

Hu Tutu looked the vendor up and down and said: "Your Excellency, you are full of macro faces, not to mention the clothes you are wearing, just with the jade pendant hanging on your waist, you don't know a hundred taels, right? If you want to fight with me, I will naturally accompany the fat brother, but you don't have two or three taels of muscles all over your body, why do you fight with me? Do you still think that with your three or two ribs and two taels of meat, you can die with the fat brother?"

Autumn is cold, and it is natural to wear more clothes than in summer.

The merchant wears a jade pendant around his waist, and even his belt is a jade belt, and he has a big gold lock around his neck, and he doesn't know how many catties and taels it weighs.

This kind of vendor does not necessarily have a proper storefront. It is possible that a merchant who takes a caravan with him on weekdays, has many mules and horses, and walks between various cities and islands, speculating and making a profit from it, and has no shortage of a hundred taels of silver in hand.

Someone once said that the richer some people are, the more they pick the door, and the more they pick the door, the richer they become.

Therefore, although the merchant had a lot of money, he couldn't forget to take advantage of Hututu, and he refused to let go of the ten taels of silver that he had been rewarded.

No matter how small a mosquito is, it's also meat.

It's a pity that there is no unearned money in the world.

Even if Hu Tutu does this kind of strange business, it is not a business. At least he got two buckets, and the buckets contained something, which was all capital.

"Dead fat man, you really want to deceive Lao Tzu!"

The vendor finally couldn't help it, summoned a few big men who followed him, pointed to Hu Tutu, and said, "Beat Lao Tzu to death, smash Lao Tzu!"

"How do you dare to do it?"

Hu Tutu's face was hideous, but he didn't fight with anyone, he just walked to the back of the bucket, slapped the lotus leaf covering the bucket, tilted the bucket by half, and roared angrily: "The smell on your hand is a special poison made by the fat brother, except for the fat brother, no one can solve it! The antidote to the smell is in this bucket, if you dare to do it, the fat brother will pour out this bucket, and let you stink to the end for the rest of your life!"

As he spoke, Hututu prepared to empty the contents of the barrel.

The mixed are afraid of the horizontal, and the horizontal is afraid of the deadly.

Hututu was about to come and break the net, but the vendors were afraid.

"I have something to say, I only said that I was going to beat you, I said that I was going to smash your bucket, I just said it, and I didn't really want to do it, fat man, can you be so anxious?"

The vendor's face changed, and he hurriedly persuaded him.

Waves of strong and pungent stench emanated from the vendor's arms, making the vendor extremely uncomfortable.

Suddenly, the trader thought that if he really couldn't get rid of the smell on his body, he would wait until he drank with others, participated in banquets, and spent a lot of money on the Qinglou, and went to have fun with dignitaries and nobles...... If the smell of his body can't be removed at these moments, he will simply have no face.

"One hundred taels, bring it!"

Hu Tutu stretched out his hand to the vendor and said, "Fat brother, I have already said it, touch the bucket in front of you and give you ten taels." If you want to touch the bucket in the back, you give me a hundred taels. Words count, Tong Su is not bullied. ”

"This ......"

The merchant hesitated for a moment, his eyes full of resentment, but he had to take out a hundred taels of silver, throw it at Hututu's feet, and then run towards the bucket behind Hututu.

"Slow down, slow down......"

Hu Tutu stretched out his fat palm, blocked the bucket, picked up the silver taels on the ground, weighed them carefully, counted them again, and found that the silver ingots he had given to the trader before were also among these silver taels, so he immediately shook his head and recited a poem: "I am born to be useful, and I will come back when my daughter is gone......."

A lot of silver taels were carried into Hututu's arms.

It wasn't until the silver was hidden that Hu Tutu let go of the palm covering the bucket and said, "Wash it quickly, I still have business to do after the fat man is clean!"

The vendor was hateful, and very neatly put his palm into the bucket, and directly felt that his palm touched some sticky and thick paste, and immediately thought that Hu Tutu's bucket was filled with feces and urine, but he could smell it with his nose, but he didn't smell the smell, and immediately pulled out his palm, and found that the smell had disappeared without a trace.

Only then did the vendor settle down.

"Call me!"

After the vendor washed away the stench, he finally revealed his true form, and roared: "Beat me to death, kill this dog, and dare to take Lao Tzu's money." Who doesn't know that in this three hundred miles radius, among seven or eight cities, Lao Tzu is a well-known iron rooster, and he is famous for his indefatigable hair?"

"Who would dare to do it?"

Hu Tutu dumped the bucket from which the vendor had washed his hands, grabbed only the stinky bucket in his hand, made a gesture to splash water, and roared: "Whoever dares to do it, Lao Tzu will let him stink for 10,000 years!"

This time, it finally scared those strong men.

After all, no one wants to be stinking for 10,000 years.

Hututu was so proud that he swaggered out of the city with only his shoulder at his waist and a barrel in his hand.

The trader suffered a big loss and wanted to catch Hututu and beat him to death, but the strong men under him did not dare to do it easily, after all, these people were the bodyguards invited by the traders, and they had been following the traders, and they knew that after the traders had earned ten taels of silver, they would wash their hands and wash the pain of the smell.

Although men are a little different from women, they don't necessarily like to sprinkle perfume on their bodies and make themselves fragrant like flowers. But no matter what, I don't want to be a stinky person.

With a big belly and beads of sweat flowing from his head, Hututu walked out of the city step by step.

"Damn, I made another ninety taels. ”

Hu Tutu felt the heavy weight of silver taels on his chest, and grinned, "With these dozens of taels of silver, I can buy medicinal herbs for Brother Yi for two or three days." Fat brother I can't use all my means now, I can't even open the storage ring, just wait for one day, the first wisp of true qi can be born in the body, and the storage ring will be opened, and then the elixir in the ring will be chosen by the fat brother, why do you have to make such a living?"

When he walked out of the city gate and arrived at a place where no one was empty, Hu Tutu raised his head to the sky and roared: "I think back then, I used to be fat brother!"

"Phew!"

Suddenly, a clear and tactful voice came from behind, "As far as you look like a turtle, what other skills do you have besides doing such a deceitful and deceitful business? You said that you were once broad, who would believe you?"

"Who is it?"

Hututu pushed the bucket to the ground, turned to look at the source of the sound, and asked angrily, "Who is following me?"

"It's me!"

A woman, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, with the heroic spirit of a child, rode a war horse from the avenue and carried a mending knife at her waist to Hututu's side.

After the war horse stopped, the woman took out a waist tag from her sleeve, shook it at Hu Tutu, and said, "This official is the chief catcher of the seven island countries, and he specializes in arresting you profiteers who are flies and dogs. The acquaintance quickly tied his hands and followed me to the yamen to report, waiting for the fate. ”

A pair of wrought-iron handcuffs were thrown from the horse's back by the woman and landed at Hututu's feet.

Hu Tutu could see clearly that the handcuffs were specially used to handcuff Jiang Yang's thieves, and on the waist card that the woman took out earlier, there was an ancient inscription "catching" written on it, obviously she was a catcher.

"Where am I a profiteer, you can't wronged a good person. I'm buying and selling, I'm doing what you want me to do, where can I let you arrest me?"

Hu Tutu sighed, argued, and saw that the chief catcher was indifferent, and said: "Then again, a big beauty like you in the palace should be a lady of all people, how can you come out to dance knives and guns, and make a living with these knives and blood?

"Humph!"

The chief catcher frowned, and said coldly: "So, do you want to destroy flowers with hot hands?"

"How can you! Lord Catcher, you misunderstood me. ”

Hu Tutu shook his head again and again, signaling that he had no malicious intent, and said: "Fat people are generally good people, and everyone in the world understands this truth." I'm also thinking about the head catcher, how can you treat my kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs?"

In the past few months, you have deceived the common people everywhere on the seven islands of our seven-island country, going to a total of 27 large and small cities, defrauding others dozens of times, and involving thousands of taels of funds. The amount of money is huge, and the sins are great, and they must not be spared!"

The chief catcher's face was cold, staring at Hu Tutu deadly, and said: "It's just that your whereabouts are erratic, and you will change places once you commit a crime. ”

Hearing this, Hu Tutu felt bitter in his heart, and secretly thought: "It turns out that this little girl has been paying attention to me for a long time, and has been tracking the fat brother! Fat brother, I am not handsome, why is she pursuing me so hard?"

"What are you still hesitating about? Do you think that you can escape from the hands of this head catcher? This head catcher will make it clear to you, this head catcher was originally a disciple of the Xianmen faction, and it was only because he was ordered by his master to investigate some things in this seven island country, so he became the chief head catcher of the seven island countries. Even if you are born with divine power and are a river and ocean thief who is rampant in all directions, you will never want to escape from the palm of this headhunter. This head catcher is a cultivator, with the best realm cultivation, just need to perform a method at will, you can overwhelm the mountains and seas, destroy the city and destroy the country......"

The head catcher stared at Hu Tutu a few times, only to feel that this fat man was not only full of fat, but also flamboyant, which was really disgusting. If it weren't for the fear of damaging her identity as a disciple of the Immortal Sect and the first chief catcher of the Seven Islands Country, I was afraid that she would not be able to help but jump off the war horse and kick Hu Tutu a few times before she was willing.

Some people are really disgusted when they see it.

"**Realm?**What is the realm?Fat brother is still a human immortal!"

Hu Tutu shook his head and muttered: "I think back then, the fat brother was also ...... wide"

But just when Hu Tutu chirped crookedly, the sleeves of the head catcher waved, spilling a gust of wind, and rolled up the handcuffs and shackles that had been thrown on it.

The handcuffs cuffed the fat man's palm.

shackles, handcuffed the fat man's neck......

[Author's digression]: ......

In other words, Xianggong's plot is very mysterious, not similar to others. Don't you guys give some comments or something, support support?