Chapter 84: Mouthpiece
Chu Jun and Zhao Yu were communicating with each other, but they didn't realize that the courtyard door was pushed open, and the little poked into their little heads and looked at the two curiously.
Chu Jun and Zhao Yu instantly separated in panic, and Zhao Yu shyly covered his pretty face and turned his back to the courtyard gate.
Chu Jun faced Xiaoxiao's eyes full of strong curiosity, and said stiffly: "Sister Zhao Yu was squinted by the sand, I'll blow it to her!"
Zhao Yuqiao's face was as red as fire, and she turned around and said softly: "Xiaoxiao, you're back, come over and let my sister hug you!"
Xiaoxiao threw herself into Zhao Yu's arms and asked, "Sister Zhao Yu was squinted by the sand?" Xiaoxiao will blow it for you, Brother Jun can't blow it, it's all blown to the mouth!"
"Ahh
Chu Jun almost fell headlong, and coughed lightly: "Nonsense, when did Brother Jun blow his mouth!"
Zhao Yu glanced at Chu Jun in annoyance, she couldn't stay any longer, she put down her little escape and went out of the courtyard gate, there were two female disciples waiting for her in the distance, obviously her best friend who went down the mountain with her to buy things and cover up.
Chu Jun couldn't help but feel extremely annoyed, after two months, he was finally able to warm up, but he was destroyed by this little naughty invasion.
"Hehe, Brother Jun, you kissed Sister Zhao Yu just now, Xiaoxiao saw it!" Xiaoxiao blinked proudly.
Chu Jun couldn't help crying and laughing, picked up Xiaoxiao and slapped his buttocks, and scolded: "What nonsense is the little kid talking about!"
Xiao pouted and said, "You just kiss your mouth, and don't let people say it!"
Chu Jun couldn't help but sweat secretly, and said curtly: "Do you know what it means to kiss?"
Xiaoxiao said seriously: "Of course I understand, if you like it, you can kiss it!"
Chu Jun's head was full of black lines, and he said in a deep voice: "Who told you?"
Xiaoxiao seemed to be angry when he saw Chu Jun, and said timidly: "Brother Monkey said it!"
"Which monkey brother?" Chu Jun frowned.
Xiaoxiao pointed outside, pouted, and said, "It's the skinny monkey brother!"
"Damn, it turned out to be Shen Xiaobao's monkey!" Chu Jun couldn't help crying and laughing.
Xiaoxiao wrapped his arms around Chu Jun's neck and asked seriously, "Does Brother Jun like Xiaoxiao?"
"Of course I like it!" Chu Jun said.
Xiao Xiao cheered, pouted and kissed Chu Jun on the lips, and said with a smile: "Xiaoxiao likes Brother Jun so much, we can kiss it!"
Chu Jun was stunned for a moment, put Xiaoxiao on the ground, opened the courtyard door and stood outside, and shouted: "Shen Xiaobao, get out of here!"
Shen Xiaobao really rolled down from a dense tree outside the door, and a few followers came to Chu Jun's face, and said with a smile: "How did you kid find me? No...... It must be that little traitor who betrayed Bao Ye!"
"Betray your uncle!" Chu Jun's big fist slammed into his face.
Shen Xiaobao hurriedly dodged and shouted, "Little you are so shameless, you actually engaged in a sneak attack!"
Chu Jun kicked out of his yin leg as fast as lightning, driven by the power of the crescent moon, the speed of this kick was extremely fast, Shen Xiaobao almost hit the trick, he couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, rolled out a few meters with a bone, glared at Chu Jun and said: "You kid is crazy, you want to demolish my ancestral hall!"
Chu Jun rushed over without saying a word, Shen Xiaobao didn't dare to slack off, and used the spirit monkey transformation method to flash and move, like an agile spirit monkey. This thing is now more proficient, and he can often avoid Chu Jun's attacks at an angle that is inconceivable to ordinary people, which is breathtaking. Xiaoxiao clapped her little hands and applauded, while shouting: "Brother Jun spanked him!"
Gradually, Chu Jun became more and more proficient the more he fought, forcing Shen Xiaobao to keep retreating, and Zuihou simply jumped up the tree. As soon as he got up the tree, Chu Jun took him out of line.
Shen Xiaobao squatted on a tree branch and said breathlessly: "Are you still fighting?"
Chu Jun waved his hand helplessly: "Don't fight, get down!"
Shen Xiaobao smiled, jumped down from the tree, patted Chu Jun, who was not good-looking, on the shoulder and said, "Isn't it just a good thing to break you and Senior Sister Zhao, you kid don't have to be like this...... Yikes!"
Before Shen Xiaobao could finish speaking, he screamed miserably and bent down like a boiled shrimp. It turned out that Chu Jun made a small grab, twisted his thumb, and immediately twisted his hand to his back, so painful that the thing bent over and pouted in pain: "Oh, I was wrong, Senior Brother Chu...... Ah...... Let go, Senior Brother Chu, Grandpa Chu, just let the little one go as a fart!"
A little giggle!
Chu Jun couldn't help crying and laughing, and scolded: "Grandpa Chu can't let out such a stinky fart of yours!"
Shen Xiaobao was suddenly choked and speechless, Chu Jun kicked him lightly on his pouting buttocks, and scolded with a smile: "Look at whether you kid dare to teach Xiaoxiao badly in the future!"
Shen Xiaobao cried and shouted: "Wronged, I didn't teach Xiaoxiao anything, she ran to push the door by herself!"
Xiaoxiao blinked and said: "Brother Monkey is lying, you said to bet with Xiaoxiao, Brother Gamble Jun and Sister Zhao Yu are kissing, let Xiaoxiao go and see if it is, if not, let Xiaoxiao kick her ass!"
Chu Jun couldn't help but have black lines all over his head, and Shen Xiaobao smiled and said, "Wronged, you can't believe the words of this little kid!"
"Xiaoxiao, do you want to kick the monkey's ass?" Chu Jun said with a calm face.
Xiao Xiaohuan screamed, and without waiting for Chu Jun's command, he raised his little foot and kicked Shen Xiaobao's ass, and then giggled. Shen Xiaobao clamped his legs in pain, it turned out that his little feet were short, and he kicked the egg!
Chu Jun couldn't help but sweat secretly and let go of Shen Xiaobao's thumb.
After a long while, Shen Xiaobao eased up, rubbed his aching thumb, and said with a hippie smile: "What kind of technique is this? It seems to be very powerful!"
Chu Jun said angrily: "Little grappler!"
Shen Xiaobao's eyes couldn't help but light up: "Little grappler, what kind of technique is this? Teach me?"
Chu Jun's heart moved, Shen Xiaobao is very savvy in this regard, the small grappler and his spirit monkey transformation method are definitely more powerful, and this product may even create a new form of technique. Chu Jun was born in the army, had a bold personality, and did not have the habit of hiding his friends, so he demonstrated the small grappling hand, and then explained the structure of human joints to Shen Xiaobao.
It was the first time for Shen Xiaobao to hear this kind of fresh technique, and he couldn't help but be fascinated by it, and asked from time to time what he didn't understand. I have to say that Shen Xiaobao is extremely talented in this area, and he is often able to draw inferences from one example.
"Wonderful, every part of the body can be used to injure the enemy, and every joint can be used to control the enemy.
This kind of unheard of, self-contained technique makes Shen Xiaobao refreshed, and at the same time realizes the power in it, if it is combined with his own body method, it will be even more powerful.
Shen Xiaobao glanced at Chu Jun gratefully, and actually bowed solemnly. You must know that all sects regard their own exercises as more important than their lives, and Chu Jun can pass on the techniques to himself without reservation, which shows that he really regards himself as a good friend who regards him with all sincerity.
Chu Jun raised his foot and kicked over, and scolded with a smile: "Don't come to this set!"
Shen Xiaobao didn't dodge Chu Jun's kick, and smiled hesitantly, with a hint of brotherly sincerity in his eyes.
Chu Jun said with a smile: "The master asked you to come, hurry up and hand over the second layer of the Five Thunder Zhengtian Technique!"
Shen Xiaobao said with a jealous expression: "You kid doesn't know what shit luck you have taken, you will enter the late stage of spirit refining in one year, at this cultivation speed, maybe you can really reach the spirit condensation before you capture the stars!"
Chu Jun said: "That's because I'm talented, and it has nothing to do with shit luck, and besides, I will definitely participate in the Star Winning Competition!"
Shen Xiaobao said with disbelief: "You just blow it, from the late stage of spirit refining to the spirit condensation, this is a large-level bottleneck, it's not as easy as you think, don't think about it in two or three years...... Oh, forget that your kid has Lei Gang walnuts, but it will take more than a year anyway, and when he reaches the condensation period, the once-in-a-decade star-grabbing competition has ended, so you kid should wait for the next one!"
Chu Jun said confidently: "Do you want to bet?"
Shen Xiaobao's thin face suddenly turned red, and he shouted: "Bao Ye, I haven't been afraid, what are you betting?"
Chu Jun said with a smile: "Whoever loses, strip naked and run from the foot of the mountain to the top of the mountain!"
"Okay, okay!" cried out the little little clapping his little hands for fear of the world.
Shen Xiaobao was a little dumbfounded, and said deliciously: "This is not very good, right?"
Chu Jun said with a smile: "Shrink?"
"Okay, it's a word!" Shen Xiaobao gritted his teeth and said "hideous".
Next, Shen Xiaobao taught Chu Jun the exercises of the second layer of the Five Thunder Zhengtian Technique.
"Hehe, Chu Jun, Master Bao, I can't wait to see your sassy and heroic posture when you run up the mountain with your bare butt!" Shen Xiaobao glanced at Chu Jun's crotch with a smile.
Not to be outdone, Chu Jun said: "Don't worry, I'll find you a bamboo pole when the time comes, pack the clothes you took off and hang them on it, and let you carry them up the mountain!"
Shen Xiaobao thought about the obscene scene, and couldn't help but look up to the sky hahadaxiao!
"Chu Jun, if your kid can really reach the condensation stage before the star-grabbing, it will be worth it for me to do it like that!" Shen Xiaobao smiled and said solemnly: "I really hope that you can participate in the star-grabbing, and then our brothers will join forces and kill that Xu Huang!"
Chu Jun nodded: "Then let's say it, you have a small body, running up the mountain with your bare ass, maybe you can seduce a few female monkeys!"
"Fortunately, uncle!" Shen Xiaobao scolded with a smile, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he made a small move, trying to break Chu Jun's thumb, but Chu Jun easily got out of it, and in turn let Chu Jun break his thumb and little finger, buckle the wrist joint, and the pain made him squat down immediately.
Chu Jun's little grappler has been infiltrated for nearly ten years, and he is very familiar with every joint lock and unlock, and Shen Xiaobao has just learned a trick and a half to get an axe, which is simply cupping on a chrysanthemum - looking for (death).
"Master Chu...... Yo yo ...... The little one knows that he is wrong, you just let me go like a fart!" Shen Xiaobao begged for mercy shamelessly.
Chu Jun let go of his hand, kicked towards his ass, and scolded with a smile: "Get out, it's not a shame!"
Shen Xiaobao dodged a kick lightly, pinched the little pink face unexpectedly, and then fled as if flying, Xiaoxiao picked up a stone and chased it out, but he couldn't even see a shadow.