Chapter 138: The Cry of Taiyi (I)
Chapter 138: The Cry of Taiyi (I)
'Woo woo~~~ my son~~~', howling and crying, Taiyi rushed towards Xia Jie. The latest and fastest update His black wooden staff stabbed a few times in his armpit and behind him, and more than a dozen servants snorted, rolled their eyes and slowly slumped to the ground holding their lower bodies.
'Woo woo~~~ my son~~~', in tears, Taiyi fluttered and rolled away from the official's team. The wooden staff was like a dragonfly dotting water, and it knocked on the surroundings lightly, and more than 20 well-dressed officials howled miserably, hugging their knees, feet and necks and other most painful places, and jumped up on the spot.
'Woo woo~~~ my son~~~', tears splashed, Taiyi's two black big feet 'let' two stepped on the face door of the Xingtian Gale and ran over, the two black footprints were so conspicuous on the face door of the Xingtian Gale, a stench of mud mixed with unknown things, which made the Xingtian Gale snort and pinch his neck and vomit wildly.
'Woo woo~~~ my son~~~', Tai Yi danced at Xia Jie, and his two big hands with sticky mud waved at Xia Jie indiscriminately. Han Xinhua exclaimed in discoloration, and hurriedly jumped up, flying like lightning to a hundred feet away. Taiyi shook Xuanwu back three or five steps with one kick, and threw himself on Xia Jie's body, crying bitterly and sobbing his hands up and down Xia Jie's body, and howling loudly: "Daddy, I haven't seen you for a long time, woo, you want to kill me! Woo woo! You have become human-like now!"
The corners of Xia Jie's mouth cramped, the corners of his eyes jumped, and his body trembled suddenly. In addition to the smell of mud, Xia Jie, with his experience in his past life and this life, he could clearly distinguish that Taiyi's body was covered with beast feces, urine, the rotten smell of corpses, and all kinds of unpleasant smells, among which there seemed to be a strange smell peculiar to the foul-smelling body fluids spewed by a beetle called 'fart bug'. This strong smell rushed straight into Xia Jie's nasal cavity, and with Wu Wu's five senses that were thousands of times more sensitive than ordinary people, this stench almost didn't make Xia Jie faint. He finally understood why Xingtian Gale, who had been trampled on by Taiyi, could vomit so happily.
Forcibly controlling himself and not letting himself be stunned by this stench, Xia Jie opened his two hands, wanting to show a little filial piety to his father and son, and wanted to hug Taiyi hard, but he really didn't have the courage to do it. The mud on Taiyi's back was almost an inch thick, how dare he hug him? Xia Jie could only say high-sounding words there dryly: "You, you have suffered...... Child...... Children are not filial...... You, how did you become like this?"
Taiyi's tears flowed down in large strings, and the tears washed away the mud on his face, revealing that there was still a black face under the mud, God knows if he hadn't taken a bath for so long since the last time he went to Dongyi. He cried loudly, muttering something in his mouth, and gradually, Taiyi's body trembled violently.
Something is wrong, very wrong.
With Xia Jie's understanding of Taiyi, if he was crawling and rolling in the mud pit just now, and he was viciously calculating those errand soldiers, now he is holding his horn and crying pain, but it is ...... Taiyi is really crying sadly! It's not the kind of malicious tricksters who are howling, but really crying loudly!
At this time, Taiyi's body trembled like a fallen leaf in the wind, and he had no strength at all, leaning softly on Xia Jie's body, as if he was about to go to the ground. Xia Jie was frightened in his heart, and hurriedly hugged Taiyi, not caring about the mud on his body stained a large piece on his hands, just hugging him, not knowing what was wrong with him.
Xingtian Xuanlee on the side had just made a little clear water to help Xingtian Gale wash away the foul footprints on his face, and those of them who knew Taiyi's character and style from Xia Jie's mouth just stood aside and looked up at the sky with bitter and helpless faces, unable to make any response. In the face of the dignified hidden witch, the sect master of the Great Xia Witch Sect Star Sect, what can they do? He wants to pretend to be crazy and stupid, or he wants to deliberately tease people, they can only endure it for life!
Taiyi's bitter crying lasted for a full quarter of an hour.
Then, he suddenly wiped the mud and tears on his face with the back hem of Xia Jie's only robe that still looked clean, and smashed Xia Jie's stick with the wooden staff in his hand. He smiled and said, "Good boy, this 'Goddess Lake' has actually become your fiefdom, yes, yes! Alas, remember, when Lao Tzu dies in the future, Lao Tzu will be buried on the island in the middle of the lake." ”
Xia Jie was stunned for a moment, and the little face next to him was distorted, full of unhappiness. To bury an old man like Taiyi on an island in the middle of the lake? In her opinion, this goddess lake has become her private property, because she has just taken it from Xia Jie! However, in the face of such a lazy character as Taiyi, Han Xin can only forcibly endure this evil breath, and his eyes are rolling wildly thinking about how to take this breath in the future.
Holding Taiyi's shoulders tightly, Xia Jie frowned and asked him in a low voice, "Are you okay?"
Taiyi shook his head gently, without the usual indecency of laughing and scolding, but sighed in a weak voice: "It's okay...... Do you know that this 'Lake of the Goddess' was the place where I used to cool off when I was a prince? I haven't been here for many years. I didn't expect that kid to seal this place to you. ”
With a sigh, Tai Yi put his hands behind his back, the wooden staff in his hand lightly touched the ground, and he said faintly: "This 'Goddess Lake', when I left, I handed this piece of land back to the royal court. I didn't expect to give it to you, alas~~~!" An extremely resentful sigh, Tai Yi looked at Xia Jie with the kind of gentle eyes that made Xia Jie creepy and shuddering, gently patted Xia Jie's face with his hand, and said faintly: "Xia Jie, this is our fate!"
The stench was tangy, Taiyi's hand, the black thing on the palm of the hand God knows what it was, and it was just two black handprints on Xia Jie's face. Xia Jie's stomach churned, Rao was a perverted temper in his previous life that he had also undergone the so-called eating bento in the manure tank, and now he was still so foul that he almost vomited from the stench on Taiyi's hands. This is mixed with the stench of hundreds of inexplicable raw materials, and the lethality is simply amazing.
Getting out of the carriage, the five priests and Brad Rhett, who stood on the side and watched the show stupidly for a quarter of an hour, watched Taiyi and Xia Jie's 'father and son' and 'intimacy' 'emotional exchange' one by one. After a long time, Brad Rader stammered and raised his front hooves and shouted, "The sea god is above, Mr. Xia Jie, this is your father?"
Tai Yi glanced at Xia Jie strangely, glared at Xia Jie with an extremely fierce gaze, and then Tai Yi shook his body and walked a few steps forward, reached out to hold Brad Rhett's cleanly washed hooves, and laughed loudly: "Hahaha, Xia Jie is the son of Lao Tzu, no one in this world 'dares' to say no! This adult has a beautiful face, a special description, a whole body, and a strange skeleton, he must be a very important figure among the sea people?"
Taiyi viciously hugged Brad Red.
Brad Red let out a 'whoop' and jumped dozens of paces away like a burning butt, then fell on the side of the road and vomited frantically. He trembled violently, and in just a moment, the corners of Brad Red's mouth were already spewing yellow-green foam, and it was obvious that he had vomited bitter bile water.
Xia Jie, Han Xin, Xingtian Gale, and Bai who was squatting on Xia Jie's shoulder, raised their right hands at the same time, and helplessly slapped them in the face.
Tai Yi greeted the five sea priests with a happy face. He laughed loudly: "Hahahahaha, you have come from afar, and you were originally guests." I don't know what you are doing when you come to my Great Xia this time, but since it is my family's immature child who welcomes you, and now you are in the territory of my child, that is my family's guest!
Fast as lightning, as fast as thunder, without waiting for the five sea priests to react, Taiyi, who claimed to be Xia Yi, had already pounced in front of the five priests and hugged them extremely warmly. At the same time, Taiyi was very bored, almost shamelessly using his black face to have an extremely intimate veneer with the five sea priests.
'Woo-woo', the five sea priests ran away frantically, ran to the side of the avenue, and vomited loudly. Pity these nobles and priests of Atlantis, their bodies may have never touched the dirt in their lives, but now they have been wiped out by Taiyi! In just a few snaps of their fingers, the five sea priests also vomited out all their bitter gall. Their golden scepters were thrown to the ground, and now they couldn't care about the things outside of them.
"Grace! Grace!" Xia Jie looked at Taiyi's nasty behavior as a child. After all, Great Xia is a big country, he is too Yi, how to say that he is also an important minister among the important ministers of Great Xia, even if this group of sea people is an envoy of the enemy country, he has made such an act, it is really too embarrassing for Great Xia. In particular, he now claims to be Xia Jie's father, and even maliciously changed his name to Xia Yi, which makes people laugh and cry, which even loses his Xia Jie's face!
Before it was too late to stop Taiyi's bad behavior, Taiyi had already hugged Mutu with a blue face. Mu Tu, who has always stood by with a majestic and solemn face, has an expression on his face at this moment, as if he has been forcibly stuffed with three big steamed buns in his mouth, and his mouth is wide open, and he can't close it for a long time. Everyone watched as the color on Mutu's face became more and more ugly, and gradually, the muscles on Mutu's body swelled one by one, and the violent muscle bumps looked so clear under the tight leather clothes. The veins in Mutu's neck are almost as thick as a thumb!
Xia Jie clearly heard that Mu Tu was roaring hoarsely and in a low voice: "You...... Let go of your hands!" Maybe it was a sharp pain, maybe it was something else, but Mutu's voice seemed to be the last bit of air in his body being squeezed out of his lungs, causing a little hissing from his vocal cords.
Taiyi was humming a very helpless mountain song tune in a low voice. He snorted and muttered slowly, "Hmm, are you one of those monsters made by those guys who play in the water?" How did they make you so strong? ”
Like a butcher picking meat in the market, Taiyi tightened Mutu's body hard, and his two black hands kept roaming Mutu's back, sometimes pinching his buttocks, sometimes pinching the muscles in his waist. Mutu's face grew redder and redder, and gradually turned purple, and his eyes almost jumped out of his sockets. Taiyi suddenly laughed loudly: "Hahaha, he's a good man, my kid likes to make good friends." Well, you're not badly pimpled!"
Several werewolf generals on the side saw that something was wrong, and Tai Yi's words were good, but why was his leader's face getting more and more ugly? They snorted coldly and were about to approach, but Tai Yi had already let go of Mu Tu and hugged them very attentively. The stench, the extreme stench, especially for this group of werewolf warriors with a good sense of smell like toothed wolves, this stench is simply more lethal than any weapon!
Immediately, two werewolf generals were stunned alive. Mu Tu, who was still breathless, pointed at Taiyi angrily and reprimanded: "You, do you want to provoke a war between the two countries?"
Taiyi 'cowered' and 'frightened' jumped back, he looked at Mu Tu in surprise, and muttered in a low voice that was extremely 'timid': "I welcome you on behalf of my child, is it still wrong?"
Mu Tu was so angry that he trembled, and he was shocked by Taiyi's incomparably strong **, which was as irresistible as the top of a mountain. He looked at Taiyi angrily, but he couldn't say another word. This bad old man may be a little dirty, maybe it is too smelly, but his strength is really shocking! Could it be that a bad old man in Great Xia has such a strong strength?
What especially made Mu Tu feel angry but helpless was: although Taiyi was a little dirty, but after all, he hugged them under the guise of welcoming everyone, which, it is difficult to say that he is not?
The five sea priests finished vomiting, and they came over with their golden scepters in exasperation. A tall sea priest said angrily: "I, Wolfs, the sea priest of the Atlantis Ocean Temple, Alexander, have had enough of your rudeness in Great Xia!
Taiyi's eyes rolled, and he took a few steps back in a panic, pulled Xia Jie's sleeve and said in horror: "Good son, what did he say about going to war?"
Xia Jie spread his hands and was just about to speak, the face of the sea priest who called himself Wolfs Alexander suddenly changed, he seemed to be listening intently to something, and then, he gritted his teeth and roared: "However, we Atlanteans are magnanimous and generous, and we are not willing to cause a great disaster because of the stupidity of some members of your Xia Kingdom!" You should be grateful for our magnanimity, we, we have decided to accept your sincerity, and until you offer the primordial wand, we will not, will not strike you again!"
Xia Jie and Tai Yi glanced at each other in surprise, and at the same time looked up at the sky. To their surprise, the Doomsday Fortress of the Sky Sea People was slowly descending, and now in their field of vision, the Sea People's fortress was the size of an ordinary small orange, about twice as large as the one they had seen a few days ago. That's right, the fortress is slowly approaching the ground.
A trace of surprise flashed on Taiyi's face, and he frowned, not knowing what the sea people were fighting in mind. Aren't they afraid that their fortress will drop too low, so that Great Xia will have a chance to take advantage of it? Their biggest advantage is that absolute height, if their height is lowered too much, there are many powerful methods in Great Xia's witchcraft that can kill people hundreds of thousands of miles away.
Wolfs Alexander looked at Taiyi and Xia Jie's shocked faces proudly, and he laughed softly: "Sure enough, Mr. Xia Jie is the representative of the main battle, right? You deliberately want to create all kinds of contradictions for us Atlantis to fight with you Great Xia, but you are not willing to make your Great Xia surrender to our Atlantis." I see, no wonder you created so many conflicts when you were in Atlantis, and you are deliberately provoking us when we come this time. ”
Thinking that he had discovered Xia Jie's intentions, the five sea priests including Wolfs Alexander, as well as Brad Red, and the representatives of the sea people no longer looked at Taiyi, but urged Xia Jie to quickly arrange a place to rest. The sludge on their bodies was so smelly that they were in a hurry to wash it off. At the same time, Wolfs Alexander solemnly proposed to Xia Jie that they should speed up their journey, and they should rush to Yunmeng Daze before the Hidden Witch Temple raised the primordial wand, because they wanted to observe the ritual of raising the wand!