Chapter 339: The Bird God is mighty

The three bird brother Bishan guarded the prohibition of the Sumeru ring bordering the outside world, and observed the young man through a passage left for him by killing pigs, and for a while a bad taste came up, proclaimed himself the bird god, and played the young man.

And where can the young man with red eyes like a mad cow outside still care about chattering with the bird god, he would rather believe that it was his hallucination before death, and he can't believe that the bird god would come to play him at such a time, and the god is so idle that his balls hurt?

Seeing that he is about to be submerged by the rat tide, let's die, it's a big deal that Lao Tzu also bites the mouse once when he is dying, and the bite is a bite, and when he sees the king of Hades landing in the ghost book, can the rat blood at the corner of his mouth also scare the bull head and horse noodles? Maybe you can get a female ghost like Lan'er?

The young man staggered and pounced on the rat tide, which startled the three birds.

But at last you have lost a piece of hat, believe in me, let my light shine on the earth, and the miracle of the bird god appears in the wasteland, it is really not a paw print quack!

Just for a moment, the rat tide just licked like that, and the young man disappeared into the black rat tide, and before he opened his mouth to bite, he felt as if he hadn't hit anything?

This is not true, is it? At least these legendary elephant-sized mice are running past them in dense numbers, and they can't touch any of them? Is this really the miracle of the bird god revealed?

Hallelujah, O god of foreheads!

The bird god began to curse: Nima, what are you calling Shen Maia again, be careful that the wrath of the gods burns you all over your cock!

Oh, the god of dripping birds, no one is covered with dick hair, there is something wrong with this.

You still dare to talk back to God, let you taste the consequences of disrespecting the gods first, and leak out the left crotch of his boy so that the mouse can be kind. God is angry, God is angry, quack!

So the young man felt that his left crotch suddenly hit a cold wind, and then a mouse as big as a mountain hit him, but in front of him, he didn't know what was blocked, and the huge body slid to the side, but at this time, the young man's left crotch just leaked out, only to hear a scream, the young man's left crotch was immediately pulled away by the mouse's belly, and even the underwear and a layer of flesh were rubbed off.

Next, the rats that came from behind struck as if they had hit an invisible ball smeared with oil, and they all swept past the young man's side.

The young man really believes it now, Bird God, it's really not an illusion, it's really not an auditory hallucination, it's a real Bird God who has shown a miracle. , I'm a god, I'm Zhou Huajian's hair hahaha now-

The young man burst into tears, and immediately prostrate on the ground, kowtowing like pounding garlic.

Brother Sanniao took a look, well, the son can be taught. Then you get up. Would you like to believe in me?

The young man continued to pound garlic: "Willing to be willing, sincere and righteous, children and grandchildren are willing to go down, willing to endlessly"

If you are willing, you are willing, and you will return your children and grandchildren, and it will be endless, do you think that this bird god is very idle? According to what you said, the bird god and I don't have to do anything, my ancestors have taken care of your family for generations, and I rely on you to pour water and dry it! Well, this sentence of killing pigs has a level, and that's it in the future.

The young man bowed his head countless times, and Brother Sanniao was annoyed, saying that you should get up. The man has gold under his knees, and he will kowtow to pound garlic at every turn in the future, in case you kid is lucky enough to meet a pig god or a fox god or something, then you still don't need to walk with your feet, right?

The young man hurriedly stood up: "Lord Bird God, in the future, I will only kowtow to you Lord Bird God, I am your believer, you are my lamp, illuminate my miserable life, illuminate my broken heart, illuminate me"

You have to stop. So, let's see what's in the sky first?

Hmm? Is there something in the sky? I can't see it! The eyes are full of the belly of a big mouse. it! The egg pot of the male rat is here!

The bird god was speechless for a while, so he had to apply the law of space slightly, and pulled all the mice within a few feet of Zhou Hua's fitness to the side, revealing a dark sky.

The bird god said that he had seen it?

Zhou Huajian looked up and saw five big characters floating in the sky, all of which were made of clouds.

Zhou Huajian said: "Lord Bird God, five words are floating in the sky"

Is it illiterate?

Back to the Bird God, I know half a basket of words.

Tsk, do you recognize that?

I still seem to recognize them

Okay, read it out loud to the bird god.

That's not a problem—

Zhou Huajian craned his neck and roared.

The Three Birds laughed happily. Well, no matter what happens in the future, you have to chant a sentence of 'five words floating in the sky, it won't be a problem', you know?

Zhou Huajian is now Brother Bird, what he said is a golden rule, and he immediately roared again:

Five words floating in the sky, that's not a problem!

After roaring, I felt that I was full of confidence, and there was nothing in the world that I couldn't do, so I did not mush, looking at the big rats around me with hideous teeth, and wanted to kill them.

Brother Bird saw that his confidence education had achieved results, and he was even more energetic: "Boy, do you want to have a good time?"

Zhou Huajian said: "What do you want to have a good time!"

Servant of the bird god. You'll be the first servant of the Bird God in the future.,Well,Actually, it's annoying to have more.,Just forget one.。 From now on, you will be called a bird. Willing not?

Zhou Huajian opened his mouth and wanted to say, in fact, this bird servant is not good. But he didn't dare to question the bird god. Just kidding, that's a god, even though it's a bird god, but it's also a god, right? I can serve God, even if it's a bird that serves God, then I'm the only bird servant of God, right?

Come on, the bird servant is the bird servant, much stronger than the urine kang.

Zhou Huajian bowed down again: "The bird servant has seen the bird god!"

Okay, okay, those big rats look a little upset, you go up and stretch out your ring-wearing fingers, and kill them.

The bird servant stretched out his thumb and looked at it for a long time and said, "Lord Bird God, you say I can use this finger to kill these mice?"

Why? You still don't believe me? I am God, do you know, do you know what God is?

Know, Hallelujah Naga!

The bird god went berserk. Nima will talk about this toothache Hashen Maya in the future, and carefully remember your little cock hum!

The bird servant hurriedly covered his crotch with both hands: "Don't, don't be Lord Bird God, I'm not a-"

? What is a?

Isn't God omniscient?

Nonsense, the bird god doesn't worry about everything, if it's not a, it's not a, when this bird god is very rare, are you a? Come on, this bird god doesn't want to know, you go and kill those big rats. Oops, this rat feces smells so big.

So, the bird servant gritted his teeth, looked at death as if he were at home, and rushed towards the rats with a big thumb howl. It's lively.

The bird god removed the protection of the bird servant from the law of space, and saw the flames of the bird servant's thumb come out one after another, flashing and flashing, and they all appeared in an unknown place.

In an instant, a strange fire burned in the sky in the flock of rats, and these fires were originally just flashing in the hands of the bird servant, but somehow they appeared under the belly of a big mouse hundreds of feet away, or a big mouse saw the bird servant, and pounced directly, but found that he was stepping on four flames and flying, and in the blink of an eye, his four huge claws turned into nothing, and then there was nothing. The large swaths of rats didn't even have time to hiss in the strange fires that erupted, and then disappeared in a moment.

The bird servant saw that he had actually killed a large number of rats, and he was stunned for a moment, and suddenly rushed to the place where the rats were densely populated with a wild laugh, while roaring: Burn it all and kill it all, in fact, there is nothing for Lao Tzu to rob if it is paralyzed.

In just a moment, the rats like the tide were burned by the bird servants, and the rest was visible, and they fled with a sharp scream.

The panting bird held his knees and gasped, turning his head with difficulty and touching around, silently calculating in his heart that this time the big rat died not ten thousand but eight thousand. But looking at this paralysis, this is going in the direction of Huaning Village. Could it be that the bird servant inadvertently saved Huaning Village from a huge rat plague?

With a long exhale, the bird's heart was both excited and dazed. Lan'er hasn't married yet, if this rat plague can't be avoided, with the ability of Ji De, the younger brother of the owner of the village, to build the foundation, it is estimated that he will not be able to protect the village completely, maybe the village will be removed from the land. Thinking that he might have saved Lan'er's life, this sweetness in his heart was so bitter.

The bird god began to chatter again:

What the hell boy? Don't you look happy? Are you thinking that your little lover is going to marry someone else's wife, isn't it a taste in your heart?

The bird servant bowed his head and remained silent.

Tsk, why do I have such a bird servant as you? What are you? Are you resigned to your fate? Just now this bird god asked you to see what is in the sky, and give Lao Tzu a roar!

The bird servant immediately stood up and roared fiercely: "Five words floating in the sky, that is not a problem!"

Yes, yes, how can the servant of the bird god be so useless, right? Isn't he just a little lover?

The bird servant suddenly found that he was no longer Zhou Huajian, but the bird servant of the bird god.

The might of the Bird God has been proven to be absolutely unambiguous. What kind of rat plague is not rat plague, what Huatianzong is not Huatianzong, five words floated in the sky, look at what words are they?

The bird servant suddenly felt that the sky was high and wide, and he suddenly became taller, clenching his fists and driving his arms as if he was ready to fight at any time, and roared: "Lord Bird God, I want to go back to the village to revisit my youth, I want to bloom my life-"

Brother Sanniao was even more excited when he heard it.

Think about it, how boring it must be to guard a bird servant with no story and no development of the story. Since this kid is willing to continue his story, can't this bird god fight cold boxing in addition to playing soy sauce? quack, the days of bird servants are colorful, and the demon also has a day when it is not a big deal to play soy sauce!

So, the bird servant and the bird god went all the way to Huaning Village, and the bird servant begged the bird god to let himself shine brilliantly once or even many times, and it was better to keep it in anger. not

Of course, the three bird brothers who chatted were full of promises. The paralyzed pig killer said that I was talking, and it turned out that I was the real talker.

On the high wall of Huaning Village, I saw a person coming from afar, holding his shoulder and driving his arm, looking very fierce, and he was a little overwhelmed.

Could it be that someone from another village is looking for trouble? No, just one person, hey, let's see if Zhou Huajian's kid didn't say that he went out to commit suicide? Why did he come back again?