"I'm not leaving!" Ding Ding held a half-human-high stalagmite in both hands, refusing to let go. The young woman in Xuanyi crossed her hands on her hips and asked with a smile, "Are you really not leaving?"

Ding Ding has been naughty since he was a child, and he has been making fun of people all day by day, making Junshan jump, even the old man and his wife can't do anything about her, who let the old man pet and protect her, this little witch pretended to wipe a handful of tears and complained to the old man, and even the old man and his wife had to be deflated and trained. But such a little witch is afraid of her third aunt, because this third aunt is a big witch who dares to chase and cut the old man with a sword. The little witch met the big witch, and she didn't let her eat to death, and it was useless to be bullied by the big witch and run to sue the old man, the old bastard only comforted her with a flattering face at most, and over time, the little witch saw the big witch like a mouse seeing a cat.

At this time, Ding Ding saw the big witch make that signature gesture and expression again, knowing that his little ass was going to suffer the next moment, he hurriedly let go of the hand holding the stalagmite, turned around and put his little butt against the stalagmite, and said pitifully: "Auntie, wait for the soil egg to wake up before leaving, okay?"

The young woman in Xuanyi giggled and said, "Auntie will catch this native egg and duck egg back to Junshan to play with you, okay?"

Ding Ding was immediately overjoyed, and threw himself into the arms of the young woman in Xuanyi and said coquettishly: "Auntie, is it really?" The little face rubbed against the plump breasts.

The young woman in Xuanyi smiled and said, "It's more true than pearls, but my aunt has to castrate this dirt egg first!"

"What's going on?" asked Tintin with a puzzled face.

"It's castration, cut off the man's crotch!" The young woman in Xuanyi said seriously: "In this way, my aunt can rest assured that he will be taken to Junshan to play with you, lest if you are not careful, your little bell will be eaten by local eggs!"

Ding Ding's little face suddenly turned pale, I remember that when she was twelve years old, she went to the city with the girl to play, and a few blind guys came to tease her aunt, but she was castrated by her aunt, and those few disciples covered their bloody crotch and wailed on the ground, the scene is still vivid, if the soil egg was also castrated by the aunt's sword, it was not to die of pain.

"Do you want to?" the young woman in Xuanyi giggled and said, "Well, in the future, this dirt egg will be called a little egg, no, it should be called no egg!"

Fu Bo and Aunt Xiao couldn't help but sweat secretly, the third miss has always been moody, and often has shocking behaviors, cutting her tongue and poking her eyes is not less, and the Chu boy really made the third miss castrated in vain.

"No!" Tintin said with a small face.

"Little bell seems to be unhappy, well, it seems that my aunt still castrated this local egg and brought it back to Junshan to play with you, tsk, look how much my aunt loves you!"

Ding Ding hurriedly hugged the thigh of the young woman in Xuanyi: "Auntie don't want it, the little bell doesn't like to play with him, it's so dirty that it falls scum, I don't like it!"

The young woman in Xuanyi giggled, stared at Chu Jun who was sleeping, and said with a grin: "You look quite handsome, where is the dirt falling scum?" Since the little bell doesn't like it, let's give it to my aunt, who is lacking a little white face to warm the bed!"

Ding Ding rolled his eyes, clapped his hands and said, "Then give it to my aunt, let him warm her bed, strip naked and sleep with her aunt!"

"Fuck you, little bastard!" the young woman in Xuanyi stretched out her finger and poked Ding Ding's forehead.

Ding Ding grinned and said: "Auntie, people are telling the truth, if your aunt marries the soil egg, then the soil egg can not only help you warm the bed, but also play with me at ordinary times, killing two birds with one stone!"

Fu Bo and Aunt Xiao looked at each other with tears and laughter, and only this little ancestor could say such a ridiculous thing. The young woman in Xuanyi giggled and said, "I just don't know if this native egg is hard enough?" Your aunt and I are widows, aren't you afraid that this native egg will become a salted duck egg?"

Ding Ding waved his fist angrily and said: "Auntie, don't believe those people talking nonsense, when they fart, whoever dares to chew the root of their tongue will cut their tongue, see who dares to fart randomly!"

"Auntie doesn't need you little bastard to comfort her!" the young woman in Xuanyi slapped Tintin in the ass lightly and dragged her out of the hole. Ding Ding reluctantly said: "The soil egg hasn't woken up yet, it's dangerous for us to leave him here!"

The young woman in Xuanyi waved her hand casually, laid an enchantment at the entrance of the cave, and said, "It's okay, this native egg can't wake up in a short time, we have to rush back to celebrate the old man's birthday!"

"Shall we take him with us, then?" begged Tintin, pitifully.

"Yes, castrate!"

"Forget it then!"

The young woman in Xuanyi carried Ding Ding into the air, and Fu Bo and Aunt Xiao respectfully followed behind.

Three days later, Chu Jun Huo Ran, who was in a coma, sat up, and as soon as his eyes opened, a domineering sword broke out of his body, cutting off a half-human-high stalagmite, and then slashing through the defensive barrier set by the great witch.

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At the foot of a mountain peak, nearly a thousand half-spirit clans are busy, collecting firewood, hunting, cooking, and children chasing and playing.

"Hey, little rabbit, pee and run away, don't you see me washing my face!" the big stick mallet glared angrily, but the little king eggs ran farther upstream to pee in the stream, and the big stick mallet jumped to his feet in anger.

Chu Jun sat next to the bonfire and watched amusefully as the big stick mallet in the distance played with those little king eggs, and there was a half-golden wolf and leopard on the bonfire, and the air was filled with a faint smell of flesh. Ning Yun sat against Chu Jun like a human, taking care of the fire and holding the fire phoenix egg in his arms. The Niwa Fire Phoenix is a fire-based spirit beast that likes fire and hates cold, so whenever a bonfire is lit, Ning Yun will take out the Fire Phoenix eggs and roast them together.

Fan Jian held a piece of grass in his mouth, lazily leaned on the mountain rock opposite the bonfire, and shook Erlang's legs there, looking like a dangling bell. Concubine Tao, who was beside the bonfire not far away, had a cold and beautiful face, and glanced over here from time to time, and was angry when she saw the man who was said to have drunk his own altar of daughter's wine, and then glanced at the hooligan opposite the man, and then glanced at the hooligan opposite the man, and then he was even more angry. The hooligan put his arms around Ning Yun's waist in a dignified manner, and was so gentle that he was not pleased.

Chu Jun turned the roasted wolf around for half a circle, raised his head and glared at Fan Jian, this thing shook his big feet there, glared at Chu Jun and said, "What are you doing?" Because this guy was accepted into the little shijie by Chu Jun, he didn't have the opportunity to see Chu Lao's divine thunder sword that exploded the ox fork, and he was always haunted by it, and he couldn't wait to beat Chu Jun.

Chu Jun rolled his eyes and said, "Your big stinky feet are shaking your fart, don't you see me barbecuing?"

Fan Jian shook the grass roots more happily, and even shook his buttocks, his eyes were very cheap, and he was clearly saying: "If you bite me, Lao Tzu will shake it!"

Chu Jun smiled: "Don't shake it, I haven't heard of men shaking poor and women shaking cheap, you are originally a slut, wouldn't it become a poor criminal!"

"Poof!" Ning Yun couldn't help laughing, Wu Yanshou and Shi Tai both hahadaxiao said, and even Tao Feifei, who was not far away, covered her mouth and turned her face away.

Fan Jian stopped shaking, stood up awkwardly, and said angrily: "Single-handed!"

Chu Jun threw the roasted whole wolf over, and scolded with a smile: "Get out, distribute the meat for everyone to eat!"

Fan Jian's face suddenly collapsed, and he walked away with the golden roasted wolf, shouting: "Little bastards, it's time to eat!"

In an instant, dozens of little children ran over, staring at the barbecue in Brother Jian's hand, licking their lips vigorously, as if they were going to eat all the cheap brothers as barbecue. Fan Jian squeezed out a smile that he thought was very kind: "Good, don't rob it, line up...... Hey, don't rob you, uncle! Which rabbit smeared oil on me......

The surrounding demi-spirit clan couldn't help but look hahadaxiao, while scolding their children, the valley laughed and laughed.

Wu Yanshou coughed lightly and said, "Master Chu, it's inconvenient to take so many people!"

Chu Jun frowned helplessly, but he was helpless. In the three days of the coma, nearly a thousand people lived in Xiao Shijie, fortunately, Fan Jian and others brought a lot of Linggu cakes, which supported the past, otherwise I am afraid that many people would starve to death in the past three days, despite this, Xiao Shijie was still a mess, and Xiao Shijie, who was only two miles away, could not withstand the toss of nearly a thousand people, and I am afraid that he would have to slowly regain his vitality.

The homes of the half-spirits were destroyed, and he couldn't leave them behind, and he promised to give them back. It's just that it's really a big trouble to take these nearly a thousand people on the road, and since these people are still half-spirits, it's even more troublesome. With so many half-spirit clans, if they are coveted by people with intentions, it is absolutely impossible to rely on themselves and Fan Jian to protect them. Sluts and big sticks are complaining these days, tired like a dog, Chu Jun is even more tiring as the boss, and he has to deal with many trivial things, which is called a big head. At the beginning, they rushed to the beach of Duxian with dark incense and Zhengtianmen Bailai people day and night, and they didn't have such a headache as they have now while fighting with the ghost clan. At that time, Li Xiangjun was well organized in the trivial housework, and he didn't have to worry about it at all, and now he is in charge of nearly a thousand people eating, drinking, and sleeping, which is like a death, if Xiangjun is here, how good it would be!

There is no way, now I can only take nearly a thousand people into Xiaoshijie during the day to hurry, and release them out at night to help hunt and cook, but despite this, the trip has been greatly slowed down, and it has also attracted the attention of several groups of cultivators. Chu Jun was most anxious to rush to the Wutianmen ruins in the north of Xingchen Continent, Yun'er's illness couldn't be delayed any longer!

"Old Witch, do you have any good ideas?" asked Chu Jun.

Wu Yanshou glanced at Ning Yun and said cautiously: "Why don't you arrange these half-clans to live in Star Dou City, and let the sluts and mallets take care of them, and the three of us will hurry to Xingchen North!"

Ning Yun listened quietly, and didn't ask why they rushed to Xingchen North, just holding the fire phoenix egg and leaning into Chu Jun's arms.

Chu Junjian's eyebrows furrowed, this is indeed the most feasible way now, but it is too shocking to bring nearly a thousand and a half spirit clan into the city, it is difficult not to attract attention, and when it comes to attracting the attention of those big shili, it may cause great trouble, and it is not at ease to rely on Fan Jian and the mallet to take care of it.

Chu Jun had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and remembered Lan Duo, the girl in the blue dress, who was standing at the gate of the city to say goodbye.

"Alas, I will inevitably have to ask her for help!" Chu Jun sighed in his heart.