Chapter 53: Three in One! (Part 3)
"Yundong, don't be like this, get up and play with me again!" Su Chan's voice was as tired as rock candy soaked in honey, but no matter how coquettish she was, Li Yundong couldn't get up on the lawn of the amusement park, and he didn't have the strength to shake his head.
Seeing that Li Yundong didn't react, Su Chan took out a killer weapon and said in a greasy voice: "Uncle, do you still want it!"
Li Yundong covered his face with his hand and wailed: "I can't afford to give it, if I give it again, I will die! I don't even have the strength to sit up!"
Su Chan saw that Li Yundong really couldn't sit up, so he pulled Li Yundong with his hand, pulled Li Yundong halfway, sat up, and said: "Get up, how can you be like this, you said that you came to play with me, I haven't played enough!"
Li Yundong said to Su Chan with a painful face: "My little aunt, you have played eight space shuttles, thirteen roller coasters, twenty-one lying on the big turntable, and thirty-two lying whitewater adventures...... Me, I really can't bear it, I play from morning to afternoon, I haven't eaten lunch, aren't you tired?"
Su Chan was coquettish: "Not tired, not tired!"
Li Yundong shouted and fell heavily on the grass: "I'm tired! Since ancient times, there have only been tired cows, and there is no bad land!"
Su Chan heard the mystery of this, laughed when he ate it, and went to hit Li Yundong with a red cheek: "Nonsense, what are you talking about?"
Li Yundong hugged the little girl's waist with a hippie smile: "Little girl, come here, drag the uncle to play so many tricks, I haven't tried the grass yet!"
Su Chan laughed, jumped up and jumped to the side: "I hate it, I hate it! Hurry up, if you don't play, you won't play, I'm starving!"
Li Yundong fell on the grass on his back, and said playfully: "If you don't get up, you won't get up if you kill me!"
Su Chan bit her lip, a naughty and cunning look flashed in her eyes, she folded a blade of grass, and kept scratching it on Li Yundong's face, giggling: "Can't get up?"
Li Yundong looked like Ren Jun ravaging Ren Jun and destroying him, and the dead pig was not afraid of boiling water and said: "If you don't get up, a manly man, if you can't say it, you won't get up!"
The two of them frolicked on the grass, the man was sunny and handsome, and the woman was charming and delicate, which naturally attracted the attention of many people, and some people heard the conversation between the two of them, and they all hid their mouths and snickered.
Su Chan was helpless by the eyes around him, so he had to throw the blade of grass, squatted beside Li Yundong, and said mournfully: "Then how can you get up?"
Li Yundong secretly laughed in his heart, but he had a calm and righteous look on his face: "You toss me like this, you can do it yourself!"
The little girl thought about it with embarrassment, and said tentatively, "I'll give you a massage?"
Li Yundong flatly refused: "No! Xiao En and Xiao Hui also want to buy me! Don't think about it!"
Su Chan puffed out his mouth and said, "Then I'll carry you back!"
Li Yundong was very surprised and said, "Can you carry me?"
Su Chan snorted: "Look down on me!"
Li Yundong stretched out his hands and said with a smile: "Okay, today's chick carries the uncle!
Su Chan was not polite, squatted down and put Li Yundong on his back, and easily carried it.
Li Yundong exclaimed in surprise: "Oh, you really carried it?"
Li Yundong was successful in practicing qi at this time, his breath sank down, and his strength was more than a thousand catties, although Su Chan was also a cultivator, he couldn't withstand such a prank, and suddenly his feet faltered.
Su Chan staggered while laughing and scolding: "I hate it, don't move, I won't be able to carry it!"
The surrounding tourists saw that Li Yundong, a big man with five big and three thick feet, was actually carried by a delicate little beauty like a flower, they all laughed, and the men with girlfriends pointed at Li Yundong and said: "See, this is a pure man, this is a good daughter-in-law, you study hard!"
When these girlfriends heard this, they went crazy, grabbed their man's ear, and pointed to the ground: "What? Squat down, carry me!" The words were clean and decisive, obviously giving orders for a long time has become a habit.
The male compatriots who had succumbed to obscenity for a long time had to squat down depressedly and carry their daughters-in-law, and the women were complacent for a while, especially when their men passed by Li Yundong, they also made a demonstrative grimace at Su Cicada.
"Oops, they've overtaken us!" Li Yundong, who was a big man but was carried by a beautiful woman, shouted heartlessly.
Su Chan also shouted heartlessly: "Don't make trouble, I'm lagging behind!"
Li Yundong laughed out loud, and stopped messing with Su Chan, he brazenly waved Fang Xuan's hand: "Chong, go home and punish you for having no food to eat!"
The tourists on the side were all chilled when they heard it: It's too ruthless, is this treating people as child daughters-in-law?
When Su Chan heard this, she was immediately anxious, and she ran forward, a delicate little girl carrying Li Yundong, a 1.75-meter man, running faster than a man carrying a woman on her back, only to see that the eyes of others on the road almost fell out.
Su Chan carried Li Yundong on his back and ran all the way, leaving everyone behind after a while, Li Yundong laughed and patted Su Chan's head: "Okay, okay, let me down, if you don't let me down, I'm going to be beaten by the group!"
Su Chan is a child, she loves to play and make trouble, and she doesn't know how much what she did just now made others fall through her glasses, she giggled: "Won, or I'm the best!"
Li Yundong pinched the little girl's nose dotingly, and said, "Okay, of course you are the best! Well, in order to reward you, I will invite you to eat ice cream!"
Su Chan smiled: "Okay, I'm going to eat the cones I ate last time!"
Li Yundong smiled and said, "Okay, you wait for me here?"
Su Chan hesitated a little: "Huh, are you going to leave me here alone?"
Li Yundong smiled: "Are you still afraid that I will lose you? I'll buy it there, stupid girl!"
Li Yundong pointed to McDonald's not far away with his hand, and Su Chan relieved himself and waved his hand at Li Yundong with a smile: "Then hurry up!"
Li Yundong smiled and turned to leave.
Su Chan stood in place, smiling sweetly, she looked at Li Yundong intently, she only felt that with this boy, the days would always be so happy and exciting, and it was an unbearable pain to leave him for a second.
The little fox stood innocently at the exit of the amusement park, her beauty made the people around her marvel and stopped, a man in a suit and leather shoes saw Su Chan at a glance, and was immediately shocked, and rushed to the flower shop next to the amusement park for the first time, bought a large bouquet of flowers, came to Su Chan's side, and held the flowers in both hands: "Beautiful Miss, you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, can you accept my flowers?"
This is the first time that the little girl has been given flowers, and she looked at the man very puzzled: "Who are you?"
The man in the suit immediately took out a business card and smiled: "This is my business card." ”
The little girl didn't look at it, but looked at the man in front of her curiously: "I ask you, who are you? What are you giving me this thing for?"
The man in the suit was wearing Versace on his body and Vacheron Constantin on his hand, and he knew that he was a man who had been priding himself as an elite for a long time, and he felt very good about himself, he straightened his collar, maintained a smile that he thought was perfect, and said: "You know who I am and what I do when you look at this." ”
The little girl sighed, took the business card and looked at it, only to see that the business card was hot with a few golden characters, which read "Chairman and CEO of Roewe International Capital Co., Ltd., Rong Guofa".
Rong Guofa listened to the little girl read out his position and name word by word, only to feel that the eyes around him seemed to be full of admiration and surprise, every time the little girl read a word, he looked forward to Shenfei looking left and right, and when he finished reading, his chin was also raised high, and the expression seemed to say: Come and worship me, come and throw yourself into my arms, little beauty!
Tourists on the side are also watching a scene that has been staged countless times in real society: the contest between money and love.
How many women in real life have finally abandoned love and chosen bread? How many big-shouldered and round-waisted chicks have their arms around money-worshipping chicks to show their pride and arrogance to the world?
Rong Guofa relied on his business card and money to open the way, I don't know how many beautiful girls have opened their hearts, in his opinion, it is impossible for this world to have no women who can't take money and fame!
So, his smile is so proud and untouchable.
But Su Chan's next sentence made his smile disappear.
The little girl asked innocently, "What is the chairman, and what is the CEO?"
The surrounding tourists burst into laughter.
The corners of Rong Guofa's eyes twitched, and he secretly said in his heart: Is this girl playing with me?
But he looked at Su Chan, but he felt that this girl didn't look like she was pretending, and he was very surprised: No, there is really such a simple girl in this world?
Rong Guofa patiently explained the awesomeness of the chairman and CEO, and then heard Su Chan suddenly say: "Oh, it's the owner and the shopkeeper!
After Su Chan finished speaking, he patted Rong Guofa's shoulder with his hand and said, "It's not bad, you can be the owner and the shopkeeper, it's not bad!"
The tourists around laughed.
Rong Guofa was secretly angry and crazy in his heart: She actually said that I was the shopkeeper! It was too earthy, too vulgar! How dare she humiliate me like this?
He was angry in his heart, but he had to maintain his demeanor on his face, and the smile looked indescribably shriveled and ugly: "Also, you can't say that. ”
Rong Guofa held back his anger and said: "My company is a multinational financial investment company, with billions of financial investments in its hands, and it is not a first-class thing for owners and shopkeepers. ”
Su Chan nodded as if he didn't understand: "Oh? Then what are you doing?"
Rong Guofa proudly showed off again: "I, I don't do anything, basically I rarely ...... in the company" He wanted to say that he rarely did things, but he was afraid that Su Chan would look down on him and think he was incompetent, so he hurriedly added, "Well, I basically don't care about gold investment, fund investment, or currency investment, I will do it!"
Su Chan looked surprised, and there was a look of amazement in his eyes: "You can do anything?"
Rong Guofa put on a whole collar, with a sigh of shame on his face: "Yes, I won't be able to do it, so basically I am very busy every day, hundreds of thousands of dollars a second." ”
Su Chan exclaimed: "Ah? Then didn't you even pack the work of the owner, the shopkeeper and Xiao Er together? Three-in-one? Aren't you tired?"
The people around laughed loudly, leaning back and forth one by one.
Rong Guofa was so depressed that he vomited blood, his eyes stared at Su Chan vigorously, and he said in his heart: This girl is deliberately manipulating me, right?
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