Chapter 168: Practicing Pickling Girls

On this day, the wind and the sun were beautiful, and Sun Fengzhao was finally lifted by Lu Qixin, so he could go out with Hua Jue and Chu Yunfei to relax.

Before, Sun Fengzhao's two sworn friends had to find a way to get Sun Fengzhao out of the quiet room. But as soon as Lu Qixin glared, he took them back. Lu Qixin is an iceberg beauty who doesn't smile on weekdays, and now there are sect elders and housekeepers like Qin Yongxiu staring at Hua Jue and the others who are causing trouble, and Hua Jue and the others who are harming are already about to suffocate.

The three of them were sitting on the beach, enjoying the saltiness and humidity of the sea breeze, and gazing at the vast sea and beautiful scenery in the distance. Hua Jue didn't know where to get some wine and food, and the three of them enjoyed the food and the drinks in the cups by the sea.

"There are kites in spring, fish in summer, bluebirds in autumn, geese in winter, and life is like this, it's also very good!"

Sun Fengzhao suddenly made a chapter, which made Hua Jue and Chu Yunfei immediately impressed, and at the same time, they were amazed.

"Pigs can fly, look at people's abundant photos, it's only been a few days, and it's already been able to 'have kites in spring and fish in summer'...... I've always taught you to never forget to improve yourself, if you're willing to learn more, it's all that can be used to pick up girls......"

Hua Jue's words made Sun Fengzhao's heart tighten, and he hurriedly stood up and asked, "What pickle girl?"

Hua did not answer Sun Fengzhao's question directly, but he smiled shamelessly. Then he first stretched out an index finger and hooked it at Chu Yunfei. Chu Yunfei didn't know how Hua Jue was brainwashed, or which tendon was wrong, so he followed Hua Jue's hook and walked over.

Hua Jue stood on a boulder, making his height close to Chu Yunfei's huge body, hooked Chu Yunfei's oily and shiny fat chin with one hand, with an evil smile on his face, and then smiled maliciously: "Come on! Fat girl! Give the uncle a ...... to laugh."

"Wow......" Sun Fengzhao asked angrily under the sound of vomiting: "What are you two boys looking for me to come out of today?"

"Fengzhao, do you still need to ask, we're here to practice pickling girls!"

"Ah, you're still a girl?"

Sun Fengzhao's surprise was not unfounded, because just now, "We are here to practice pickling girls", it was not from Hua Jue's mouth, but Chu Yunfei's words, which made people unavoidably surprised.

However, Chu Yunfei looks high-spirited, it seems that he is still very excited and looking forward to this kind of collective practice of picking up girls, no matter what his image is!

Sun Fengzhao hasn't seen these two recently, and he doesn't know what great love theory Hua Jue instilled in Chu Yunfei, and he turned Chu Yunfei into a pervert with bright eyes as a good child and such an honest person.

"Hua Jue, you kid ......"

"Sun Fengzhao Daoyou, you have been locked up for a few days, and you don't understand the situation outside. In fact, this spirit hunting conference has long since become a blind date meeting, and the four islands in the East China Sea have long become an island of love between male and female monks. We, as your brothers, have the necessity and obligation to keep you up to speed up and catch up with this craze, so we're going to ...... today."

For Hua Jue, who interrupted his words and had words, Sun Fengzhao hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop this kid when he instilled a big talk about picking up girls: "Stop, stop, Brother Hua Juexian, I also want to remind you that you and I have wives and designated double cultivators, you are committing a crime......

"Fengzhao Daoyou, you stop, stop! We are all famous and have masters, of course I know this. But have you ever thought about Chu Yunfei? He is our brother, can you bear to watch us all finally become married, leaving him alone in this world? A full man must also know the hunger of a hungry man......

Hua Jue patted Sun Fengzhao's shoulder as he spoke, and talked eloquently. also directed his gaze to Chu Yunfei, who had already made a miserable appearance. Chu Yunfei was also very cooperative, pretending to be pitiful.

So that's it!

Sun Fengzhao basically understood how Chu Yunfei was brainwashed by Hua Jue, turned enemies into friends, and became a raccoon dog.

"Fengzhao, you have to understand, I'm all for my brother, not for myself, you have to understand my hard work, and make a contribution..... by the way, you can also cultivate your own feelings* and aesthetic fatigue...... In addition, I didn't say that you are abundant, I have seen you since I saw you, although I am watching your pickling skills improve day by day, but do you say that your skills have reached the level of pure love?...... No, although you have become a legitimate double monk with Uncle Lu, do you still have to look at Uncle Lu's face often?......

Hua Jue's little sentence poked at Sun Fengzhao's privacy, so that Sun Fengzhao didn't have time to react and justify, and said: "Today's time is actually a good opportunity for you to observe and train, study hard!"

Hua Jue whistled extremely coquettishly, and looked at Chu Yunfei who was posing there with a smile on his face. Later, he simply sang a little song that no one could understand.

"What a loss to the two of you!" Sun Fengzhao shook his head helplessly and sighed, causing Hua Jue to laugh for a while.

"Fengzhao, what do you think of the scenery here?"

Sun Fengzhao was reminded by Hua Jue that these two boys had already carefully planned for this half-day hiatus.

Just look at the site, in front of them is the rippling blue sea, and behind them is a gravel path. Rows of verdant trees and flowers are planted on both sides of the path, and the lush greenery and tropical flowers and plants are so colorful that you can't help but feel refreshed.

Sun Fengzhao only understood at this time that it seemed that these two boys dragged themselves to such a beautiful place just to pick up girls. This kind of place will naturally be an ideal place for those female nuns who have a lot of leisure to come to play in groups, and Hua Jue and the others chose this place in an attempt to create a scene of encountering beautiful monks on the four islands. After Sun Fengzhao engaged in the intentions of Tsinghua Jue and the others, he couldn't help but admire Hua Jue again that this kid really knows how to pick a place.

Good people don't live long, and disasters last for thousands of years!

This sentence is applied to this guy Hua Jue, and Sun Fengzhao thinks it is very suitable. After this kid explained the true intention of this trip to Sun Fengzhao, he did not forget to start teaching Chu Yunfei his secret tips for picking up girls.

"Chu Yunfei, you have to remember from now on that you are the hottest disciple of Song Gaozong at the moment, a young handsome guy. Although it is a little fat...... Ahem, it doesn't matter...... You don't know that you are now standing on the top of a certain mountain on the four islands, and shouting that I am a third-generation disciple of Song Gaozong, and I have not yet cultivated immortal Taoism. I can guarantee that the hill will immediately be surrounded by hundreds, not a thousand, beautiful monks, crying and shouting that they want to marry you and marry you. You don't know, the value of our Songgao Sect, in the eyes of other sects and scattered cultivators, has long been different from what it used to be....... since our Great Elder's two imitation spirit treasures came out, our value has already risen to a historical peak......

"Really?"

Sun Feng looked at Chu Yunfei's really fascinated expression when Hua Jue said it, and hurriedly stood up and said to Chu Yunfei: "Yunfei, I can tell you, you must not believe Hua Dashao's nonsense! If you really climb a mountain, shouting like this, it is estimated that thousands of beauties will not appear, and thousands of lightning guidance techniques will definitely come for you alone, and you will be bashed with more than 300 catties at once......

"Huh?" Chu Yunfei was alarmist under Sun Fengzhao's alarmism, and his face turned white again.

"Sun Fengzhao, don't mess with you...... Pigs can fly, oh no, fly fly, don't be afraid, I'll go on...... Your current costume is already the most valuable outfit at the moment. In addition, I taught you to be polite, and it is impossible for ordinary female cultivators to ignore you when they see it! These days, beautiful philistines, beautiful monks are even more powerful! As soon as you see the beautiful monk appear later, you will immediately go up and pretend to be lost Monk Songgaozong, and ask for directions..... will you ask for directions?......

Hua asked Chu Yunfei with no worries, and after getting the other party's stunned nod, he continued: "If the other party answers you and tells you how to go, where to go...... No matter how detailed and clear she is...... Even if you listen to it, you can find that place with your eyes closed...... You must also pretend that you don't understand, ......remember! Then, after a few polite accostings, it's time for you to extend the invitation......"

"Invited?" Sun Fengzhao also began to understand Hua Jue's routine, "So fast, I'm afraid of ......" Chu Yunfei said worriedly.

Hua Jue waved his hand and said, "Don't interrupt me, what are you afraid of?" and don't let you go straight to that...... Listen, this invitation is important...... That's what you say...... I'm sorry, beautiful fellow Daoist, I really can't find that place, I'm blind all the way. If it's convenient for you, can you please take me there? I'll send you back later, okay?"

"Is that okay?"

Sun Fengzhao and Chu Yunfei listened to Hua Jue's ancient and modern pickle girl talk*, and almost didn't faint. Even this kind of trick, this guy thought about it a lot, and they began to worry about Qin Yongxiu's future happiness.

But Hua Jue's grand story of picking up girls continued with great interest: "The female cultivator who has 130 hundred and thirty in front of him will not refuse, you just need to seize this 30% opportunity and talk to this beauty...... Remember, the most important thing is that before you say goodbye....... thank you just now...... Otherwise, it will delay my great business! Can I treat you to a meal to thank you?"

"Haha...... Hua Jue, most of us immortal cultivators don't eat, you didn't think of this trick well......"

In Sun Fengzhao's laughter, Hua Jue immediately changed his way when he knew his mistake: "Yes, eating is what ordinary people do, we should eat some spiritual tea...... Chu Yunfei, you don't have any spiritual tea on you, right, it's okay, eat the elixir instead, Feng Zhao gave you a lot of qi nourishing pills, right? Take a handful out and ......."

"Ahem...... A handful?......"

Hua Jue's generosity made Sun Fengzhao no longer hold back and choked: "You kid is really generous, isn't this a loser? Do you think my Qi Nourishing Pill is blown by the wind?......

Hua Jue ignored Sun Fengzhao, but said to Chu Yunfei seriously: "I can't bear the child can't trap the wolf, the pig can fly, do you want to keep the one or two elixirs that will have a big one in the future, or a body of happiness, you choose!"

Hua Jue's big talk also made Sun Fengzhao and Chu Yunfei realize that Hua Jue has a good family background. But no matter where you go, the storage bag is always empty and the reason for the poor is gone. This guy is not as enthusiastic about improving his cultivation or everything related to cultivating immortals!

The scene finally quieted down, Chu Yunfei's head began to have oil, he glanced at Hua Jue standing on the big stone on the left side, and looked at Sun Fengzhao who was sitting on the side shaking his head and smiling bitterly, after struggling, he finally patted the storage bag and took out a porcelain bottle full of Qi Nourishing Pill, and nodded fiercely at Hua Jue who was full of smiles, which was considered to have made a choice.

Just as Chu Yunfei was about to announce his decision loudly and passionately, a burst of girlish laughter came from another path behind him.

The quiet atmosphere was disturbed, Chu Yunfei frowned slightly, suddenly realized something, and hurriedly turned his gaze to Hua Jue again, asking for advice and asking for help.

Hua Jue rushed to Chu Yunfei's side with an arrow, patted Chu Yunfei's arm twice, and encouraged: "Brother, the opportunity has come, the opportunity to verify the truth has arrived, go ahead! You will definitely be famous in the history of cultivating the immortal world, and you will become a ...... of the saint of cultivating immortals."

After Hua Jue finished speaking, before Chu Yunfei could react, he had already run back to the boulder where he published "Hua's Pickle Girl* Macro Theory", and nodded heavily at Chu Yunfei, whose legs began to tremble, with the most sincere and affirmative eyes.

After Chu Yunfei accepted Hua Jue's encouragement, his eyes moved along the voice and looked at the group of girls who turned out with a smile. At this time, Chu Yunfei was already sweating like rain, how could he still be a handsome guy with a hot Song, Gaozong, and his polite appearance was about to become a soup chicken full of rushing water.

But when Chu Yunfei finally saw the girls coming out of the bushes, he only heard Chu Yunfei say "uh", and he didn't sweat, and he didn't seem to be nervous for a moment.

Because Sun Fengzhao and Hua Jue were blocked by Chu Yunfei's huge figure, they didn't see the appearance of the person coming and Chu Yunfei's specific reaction clearly for a while. It was only when Chu Yunfei officially entered the moment of love at first sight.

But when Hua Jue stood on tiptoe and tried to stand as high as possible on the boulder. Sun Fengzhao also stood up and looked at the group of beautiful monks who made Chu Yunfei forget everything in an instant.

I saw that in their eyes, surrounded by several beautiful girls, a girl with a healthy appearance and a charming wheat color was pursing her lips and smiling, and the charming style on her little face made several young girls beside her feel a little inferior.

In the end, the healthy beauty who completely turned out, when Hua Jue and Sun Fengzhao saw it clearly, only the hair like clouds, delicate face like flowers, eyebrows like crescent moons, and eyes like spring water were left in their minds...... and the extremely close-fitting costume and the buzzing sound.

Because the most important thing is that the two of them recognized it at the first time, it was the Zongfu of Song Gaozong...... That person is not Qin Yongxiu, who has the health and beauty of the younger generation of Songgao male cultivators....... of course, the most important thing is that there is a trace of murder in the charm in Qin Yongxiu's flying eyes, and under the arrogant smile on the corner of her mouth, there is a trace of uninhibitedness and a hint of arrogance......

When Qin Yongxiu saw Hua Jue standing high on the boulder, he no longer paid attention to Chu Yunfei and Sun Fengzhao, who were pale and stunned, and immediately screamed sharply, and then suddenly like an enraged lioness, he pounced on Hua Jue with his teeth and claws......