"Hey, hey, there's no mistake!" Wang Taika just wanted to get up, but was embarrassed to find that if he got up like this, then he would definitely have to stiffen up and touch Zhi'en-chan, eh...... This sentence doesn't make sense, anyway, if you express it like this, you'll run into it anyway! Wouldn't this be even more embarrassing!

You can't get up directly, and if you don't dodge it, then you can't get up directly. But how do you coax Zhien-chan down?

"Zhi'en-chan......" Wang Taika can't figure out why Zhi'en-chan is like this all of a sudden, but anyway, let's calm down first!

"Don't talk, I'll ask you!" Zhien-chan knew that the terrorist's mouth was powerful, and he reversed black and white without distinguishing between right and wrong, so he didn't give him a chance to say anything: "I'll ask you, and you will answer!"

Zhien-chan looked at Wang Taika like this, in fact, it was very tiring to maintain this position, Zhien-chan was now standing on the sofa with one foot half-kneeling, and one foot was still standing in high heels, very tired. So the leg on the couch is still in it.

"Oops......" Wang Taika shuddered.

Zhien-chan was strangely about to look down, Wang Taika hurriedly reached out and lifted Zhien-chan's chin: "You say, you ask, I will answer anything." ”

Zhien-chan smiled, paused, and asked, "I see, you have a lot of resentment about the fact that I don't call you 'Oba'!"

"No!" Wang Taika denied flatly: "Not at all! I am a card, I am not worthy of a sister like you!"

Zhien-chan smiled angrily, and her heart was beautiful, she was finally the master of the house, and she felt really happy!

Wang Taika struggled to pull out a hand, touched his pocket, and took out his mobile phone: "I suddenly remembered something, I'm going to make a call." ”

"Smack!"

After a sound, Wang Taika looked at his empty hands and was stunned. And the mobile phone that was in his hand just now was already on the floor a few meters away, and the battery was thrown out.

And Jien-chan's hand is still in mid-air. Just now Wang Taika took out his mobile phone, and Zhien-chan slapped Wang Taika on the back of his hand, causing Wang Taika to take off his hand directly and throw the mobile phone out directly!

"You...... What are you going to do?" Wang Taika was stunned.

"Your Zhien-chan has money, and if it breaks, it will buy you a new one!" Zhien-chan looked arrogant: "Now you are not allowed to look at your phone, only look at me!"

"This is too domineering, isn't it?" said Wang Taika in surprise.

Zhien-chan smiled, his smile was full of smugness and arrogance, and his little hand pointed at Wang Taika's nose: "Fall in love with domineering!"

"Zhien-chan, you're too drunk!" Wang Taika really has no choice but to rely on the aftermath of his usual record, pretending to be angry and saying: "If you are so nonsense again, I will be angry!"

Zhien-chan suddenly lowered his head, touched Wang Taika's lips with a little water, and then smiled slightly proudly: "You are angry!

"I ......" Wang Taika was dumbfounded.

Zhien-chan looked at Wang Taika and asked, "You kissed me last time, what should I do!"

"What should I do?" Wang Taika was speechless: "Now look at the situation, it's obvious that you are kissing me!"

Zhien-chan opened his mouth and said confidently, "I'm ...... This is a recreation of the original scene! You committed a heinous crime here, of course I have to restore the scene, otherwise how can you admit it?"

"What kind of restoration are you? Even if you do, I can't agree with it!" Wang Taika said: "The most important thing is, I really don't remember! Wasn't I in a coma at the time?"

"Are you still going to lie to you!" Zhi'en-chan is not easy to have the courage to persist until now, how can he give up? So he said: "I keep saying that I want to be my Oba! Why don't I call you Oba, don't you count it in my heart? What you did is what Oba should do!"

Wang Taika hurriedly defended: "That, no, let me tell me, aha! Isn't South Korea also called her boyfriend Oba?"

"So you admit that you have thoughts about me, right? Look at it, I've found out!" Ji Eun-chan said, "Come on, when did you start, did you think about me? Did you sneak into my room when I wasn't at home? You peeked at my leg when I was just wearing a short skirt, don't think I didn't see it!"

Wang Taika is almost crying by Zhi'en sauce!

"What! One thing is one thing! You can't confuse it!" Wang Taika quickly explained, "I just said that you just said that I did what Oba should do? ”

"Oh......" Zhien-chan pulled a long note, and then nodded, "So you admit that you did it, right? You know, right! You just don't want to admit it, right?"

"I'm ......" Wang Taika opened his mouth and found that he had been taken into the pit!

Zhien-chan looked at Wang Taika and suddenly smiled evilly.

......

Time back to the time when Wang Taika came to South Korea, and just met Jieun-chan.

Wang Taika said nonsense to Zhi'en Sauce: "We who study philosophy like to be quiet, which helps us to think. A great man once said: True greatness often comes from a long period of loneliness!"

Zhien-chan asked, "It makes sense! Which great man said that?"

Wang Taika said: "Me!"

Zhien-chan sneered and said, "At first, I thought you were very annoying, but I didn't expect it to be a long time, but I felt like ...... Very lively......"

Wang Taika continued: "Zhi'en sauce, how can a boy be described in one word as lively?"

"So it should be?"

"Innocent, kind, cute, lively and simple!"

Zhien-chan said: "You secretly changed the concept, it turns out that what you said: how can you describe it in one word. A word does not refer to the part of speech, but to the number of words!"

Wang Taika smiled bitterly: "No, it's so strict for a joke?

Jien-chan pouted to Nunu on the table, "Look what that is." ”

Wang Taika stood up and saw a book on the table, "Debate and Eloquence"...... No wonder Eun-chan is getting harder and harder to fool now, it turns out that it's because Eun-chan has started to make big moves?

"In the future, don't try to fool me again!" Zhien-chan pointed at Wang Taika with his cute little finger, and then waved his fist in a threatening ...... The deterrent effect is probably like being targeted by a 98K 800 miles away!

......

It is estimated that the matter of "Debate and Eloquence" has long been forgotten by Wang Taika, but Zhien-chan has not forgotten it at all, and even reads it every day.

Zhien-chan has a lot of thoughts! For today's big counterattack, you don't know how long she has been working hard. The easiest way is to find a pit to pit the terrorists in, so that you will take the initiative no matter what!

If you feel that you owe yourself this kind of machismo, then you will definitely be better off yourself!

Debate and Eloquence, p. 36, chapter 2, section 17.

A and B are two questions, but the answers to the two questions are opposite and contradictory. Lump the two questions together and you get a paradox.

And now the paradox in front of Wang Taika is that he either admits that he has a bad idea of Zhien-chan, or admits that he has forcibly kissed Zhien-chan!

Isn't this the same!(╯°口°)╯(┴—┴!