113 Earn money from your heart
"These people eat people and don't people. As soon as Xiao Jian heard Yan Zi's narration, he was furious on the side. "It's a owe to clean up. ”
Lin Cheng was more steady, and asked in detail what happened, that is, why it was all over in the end, but he didn't sign it. Yan Zi didn't know why, just took out a piece of paper, "I don't understand what is written on it." Hand it to Lin Cheng, "Can you read these words?"
Lin Cheng took the paper and looked at it, this is a piece of paper printed out by the detection line to test the various data. It says brake, and what is written below is incomprehensible to ordinary people, how to say it: like a dog crawling.
I don't know if the person who writes has ever studied, and this writing is even worse than that of a first-grade elementary school student. First-grade elementary school students write and know that they write well, but at least they write neatly. But this person wrote this word, not to mention the stinky mess, and I don't know how to write it stroke by stroke.
"I can't understand it," Lin Cheng concluded, he really couldn't understand it, and he couldn't guess it.
"After eating later, let's go and have a look. Xiao Jian seems to be in charge of this matter.
After eating, several people went to the repair shop together, and a car mechanic said, "There is no problem with the brakes of this car." I can guarantee it. "In general, in this case, the repair car will rarely be so guaranteed, the reason for the guarantee is that they have 100% confidence in the car, but they will not give you a guarantee if there is 99%. It's the same as the hospital doctor, even if I'm completely sure, I'm afraid of an accident.
Lin Cheng sat in the Volkswagen Santana 2000 driven by Yan Zi, and Xiao Jian drove the Land Rover Freelander, and they came to the vehicle inspection line of the DMV together.
This time the online was opened by Xiao Jian, and after Yan Zi told Xiao Jian about the observed skills of stepping on the brakes, Xiao Jian went up carelessly, following the tips of the detection line. One by one.
After all the projects were completed, Xiao Jian didn't get out of the car to get the order, just sat in the car and waited. A staff member of the inspection line will come over, "Yo, you kid is quite crazy, you all come down to get the inspection report by yourself, and you are still waiting for me to send it to you?" ”
"If there's anything, just say, don't talk nonsense. ”
"Ha, you kid is really crazy, come down, I suspect that your car just stepped on the brake when testing the handbrake, come down, I'll take a look." ”
Xiao Jian was immediately unhappy when he heard this, "You just said that I passed the inspection and failed? What kind of car did you come up to try? I don't need you to review." ”
"You kid can really pretend, what kind of place is this, whose one-acre and three-point land, are you still pretending?" A boy with a full face on the detection line waved his fist at Xiao Jian arrogantly, looking at the posture, Xiao Jian defended himself, and he was about to rush up to repair Xiao Jian.
"That's fine. Xiao Jian opened the car door and came down, but he didn't see this arrogant kid in general. In fact, Xiaojian is mainly accumulating anger, although we are the second generation of officials, the second generation of rich, plus local ***. But you can't just hit someone for no reason. "If you want to see, you can see. ”
This kid from the detection line, first looked left and right, and there was really no place to pick, so he got into the car, pulled the handbrake, and drove the car forward.
"Your driverbrake is not qualified, you can still run when you pull the handbrake. The kid in the detection line pouted at Xiao Jian.
"Your mother, your car can't run with the handbrake on, and this handbrake is not the air brake of a big truck. Xiao Jian became more and more angry.
"Yo, you kid is getting more and more crazy, here I say yes, I say I don't qualify. ”
"You tell me about the data on my testing line, which one is unqualified?" Xiao Jian was still deliberately suppressed. "You point it out to me. ”
This kid from the detection line didn't care about Xiaojian, and went directly to write two words on the inspection printout: brake.
This means that the brakes are not qualified. A line of small characters was added at the back, which Xiao Jian couldn't understand: Stepping on the brake when the handbrake is taken, the value is too large, and it will be reviewed.
Of course, Xiao Jian couldn't understand these words, so he kept asking this kid on the detection line, what do you mean by what you wrote?
The personnel of this inspection line no longer bothered with Xiaojian at this time, and turned their heads to the side. Xiao Jian pondered: You just pretend it for me, I want to see how long you can pretend.
Xiao Jian turned around and went to the toll office of the testing line and found a staff member, who was painting her old face in front of the small mirror at this time, and the old woman in her forties and fifties with heavy makeup and heavy makeup, how disgusting did you think?
Don't talk about Xiao Jian, even whoever sees it will be disgusted.
"Your car is not up to standard. Glancing at the paper in Xiao Jian's hand, this sentence floated out, then turned his head and continued to paint the skin.
"What's not going to work? What is written on this?" Xiao Jian asked the old woman again.
The old woman had the same face as the test line kid just now, and she didn't bother to take care of Xiaojian.
"I'll fuck your mom," Xiao Jian immediately realized how old her mom was, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, "I'll fuck your daughter." ”
Hearing this, the old woman raised her eyebrows, "Are you kid squirting feces all over your mouth, and you still the old lady, you don't have to talk about whether your eggs have grown or not, you uneducated little brute." ”
As soon as he heard this, Xiao Jian was annoyed, this woman scolded herself, it was nothing, but everything about herself came from her father, so Xiao Jian didn't care about his father on the surface, but behind his back he still admired his parents very much. Parents are the high-voltage wire in Xiaojian's heart that no one can touch.
Xiao Jian slapped the old woman's old face covered with flour.
Everyone who is doing business, as well as the staff who charge fees on the testing line, are stunned, someone dares to beat the master in someone's house? Ha, this drama has to be watched.
There is no shortage of people in Huaxia to watch the excitement, and the more lively the more lively, the better it looks.
This old woman was slapped by Xiao Jian, and she was about to spill, "You little bastard, raised by a son of a bitch, a cub." A series of vicious scolding methods popped out of the old woman's mouth, and the old woman scolded Xiaojian gently at the beginning of the relationship, but now she has seen the real scolding skills.
As soon as Xiao Jian heard the viciousness of the old woman's scolding, he went up and shook the old woman's mouth, "Bang Bang Bang." Five mouths in a row, the old woman was stunned, and she stopped squeaking. "The old lady fought with you. The old woman who had just been stunned for a while was about to go up and grab Xiao Jian's face.
Not to mention that Xiao Jian has practiced kung fu for two or three years, but he hasn't practiced, and that skill can be caught by an old woman. Xiao Jian grabbed the old woman's hair across the counter and pressed it directly on the countertop.
"Papa" again, "five mouths down, but the old woman stopped. In fact, these things are long to say, and it takes half a minute to really do them, so the toll collectors of the inspection line behind the counter have not yet reacted. In addition, the people who charge are all women, everyone sees that Xiao Jian has done it, how dare anyone rush forward.
"If you scold again, scold you with a word and slap you. Xiao Jian threatened the old woman.
The old woman opened her mouth, but she didn't dare to scold. A good man doesn't suffer the loss in front of him, let alone a woman. The old woman's tears flowed out at this time, and she put the left and right pieces of flour on her face, which was very beautiful.
"I'll ask you again now, what is written on this piece of paper, and you can read it to me. Xiao Jian shook the printed and handwritten test sheet just now.
The old woman didn't want to miss it, but the form was stronger than people, and if she didn't read it, it would definitely be another slap in the face, so she quickly read it out: "The brake is unqualified, saying that you stepped on the brake when you tested the hand brake." ”
Xiao Jian was furious when he heard this, ", when did Ben Shao test the hand brake?" Xiao Jian let go of the old woman, grabbed the door, and went to find the kid who wrote the brake for him just now.
"Damn, there's nothing wrong with the car, but I don't have to say it, the review fee of 100 yuan doesn't matter to me, but there are many people who can't stand the car, 100 per car, how much does it cost? Xiao Jianqi didn't fight anywhere, and the anger went straight to the top of his head.
People, always offend people who they can't afford to offend when they are inadvertent. This kid on the detection line doesn't know yet, he has offended someone, and he is still talking nonsense with his colleagues there, that kid just now is really a fool, he doesn't pay the audit fee, and he thinks about it, no way. Even if it is over, he has to toss for three days and five days to let him know who is the boss here!
The colleagues next to him laughed, this kind of thing is commonplace, such a self-righteous son, you should teach them a lesson.
Let them know a truth: not everyone can review the car, you want to pass the first trial, that is to pay the audit fee!