Chapter 826: Stinging, Stinging!
Time flies, after the Chun Festival, the land of China Shenzhou soon ushered in the two solar terms of Chun and rain, Chun Fen, which means that the lifeless winter has left, and the vibrant Chun season has arrived. ()
There is an agricultural proverb in central China, which says, "Chun divides the wheat and gets up, a moment is worth a thousand gold", this sentence is also common to practitioners, although the chun thunder has not yet started at this time, but many practitioners have been looking forward to it, and have begun to prepare for the thunder tribulation.
Practitioners believe that chuns are divided into "three waits", one is the arrival of the bird, the second is the thunder, and the third is the birth of electricity.
Thunder is the power of the sky, electricity is the power of the earth, just thunder is not lightning, it is not suitable to cross the thunder, because only the weather has no earth, can not be combined with yin and yang, it is easy to be hacked to death by the thunder.
Therefore, only when the three marquis are finished, the sky will be thunder and lightning, so that it can be much safer.
And after the chun, it is the rain, "the seventy-two candidates of the moon to set the solution" in the cloud: in the first month, the beginning belongs to the wood, but the wood must be water, so the spring followed by the rain.
Practitioners also divide the rain into three phases: one is for the otter to sacrifice to the fish, the second is for the wild goose to come, and the third is for the grass and trees to grow.
In the third period, the chun wind sneaks into the night, moisturizing things silently, everything has begun to grow vigorously, and the sky falls with vigorous rain to moisten the earth, so the qi of heaven and earth is combined, and the aura of heaven and earth is overflowing.
At this time, the thunder was ready to go, and the sting came unexpectedly.
Zhongyun in "Seventy-two Candidate Explanations of the Lunar Order": On the February Festival, everything was shocked, and the earthquake was thunder, so it was called a sting.
At this time, the chun thunder is not as powerful as the heavenly thunder of the chun period, and the vitality is weak, the power of the heavenly thunder at this time is amazing, and each heavenly thunder is full of the power of heavenly power, so it can startle the insects and beasts buried deep under the nine earths to wake up.
At this time, on Longhu Mountain, a "booming ......" chun thunder crossed the sky, and the thunder rolled, like a torrent, coming from the distant sky, and quickly went to the far sky.
In a Xiǎo Taoist temple on the partial peak of Longhu Mountain, Zhang Liufang squatted in front of the low and dilapidated stone steps in front of the Taoist temple, supporting his head with both hands, tilting his head, and looking at the dense dark clouds in the sky seriously.
In front of her, in the black-tiled eaves, the rain was like pearls with broken threads, dripping in strings and splashing in front of the stone steps, splashing her cunning wet without she noticing.
"Senior sister, senior sister!"
Suddenly, a male voice with a somewhat weird and awkward accent came out of this series of thunder, but it was John who was practicing in Longhu Mountain.
Since John had already entered Zhang Kongyun's mén, according to the management of the cultivation world, foreigners and foreigners must take a Chinese name after worshipping and practicing in the cultivation world, so John took the name he had obtained from Li Yundong before: Li Sen.
When John himself said this name, Zhang Kongyun and Zhang Liufang were surprised for a while, but after hearing that it was Li Yundong's name, they didn't say anything more, and it was also right for people to get it.
Zhang Liufang heard John shouting to herself, she turned her head to look, but saw John, no, it was Li Sen wearing a short and tight robe, wearing a low crown on his head, walking in a hurry, his feet were pulled by the robe from time to time, and he couldn't move his feet, just like an NV person who wore a miniskirt and didn't like it, walking crookedly, very awkward and funny.
Li Sen is burly, he is a typical Western man, and most of the cultivators on Longhu Mountain are of medium stature and short in stature, especially Zhang Kongyun himself is a thin and shriveled old man, where is there any wide and fitting Taoist robe?
Zhang Kongyun had no choice but to take out a Taoist robe issued to him by the sect and give it to Li Sen, asking him to put it on first, and then go back and make a new one for Li Sen.
But at this time, the Zhengyi Sect was sleepy inside and outside, and he was busy up and down, and he had to prevent the Xuantian faction from grabbing power, and he had to prepare for the thunder tribulation, and at the same time, he had to prepare to deal with the Tianji Xuanhu.
These three things, no matter which one of them is a great event, and only a big mén sect like the Zhengyi Church can do it at the same time, if you change to other mén sects and do these three things at the same time, it must be a luàn set.
At this time, everyone in the Zhengyi Sect was so busy that they kicked the back of their heads with their heels, which of these three things was a matter of life and death for the Mén faction, who had time to take care of Li Sen, a blonde and blue-eyed gringo, not to mention that this was just a matter of changing robes?
Therefore, Li Sen's matter has been delayed, and he walks like a palace nv who has just entered the palace wearing a cheongsam and clogs during the Qing Dynasty.
As soon as Zhang Liufang saw Li Sen's appearance, he couldn't help but burst out laughing, and said with a smile: "Wood, what are you doing in a hurry?"
Before she finished speaking, she saw Li Sen suddenly have a clove of garlic under his feet, and his body was crooked, and he fell into a dog to gnaw you, but fortunately, he reacted quickly, supported his hands, and did not suffer any injuries, but the expression and posture were very funny.
Zhang Liufang laughed, raised his hands falsely, and said with a smile: "Senior brother is exempt from courtesy, Gu nǎinǎi Haven't I already wrapped a red envelope for you? Why do you still bow down? Want to ask for more red envelopes? Hehe, let me tell you, that's not mén! The landlord's family has no room either!"
Li Sen got up in embarrassment, patted the dirt on his body with both hands, and muttered in annoyance while pulling his "tight robe": "Damn, why is this dress so strong, it can't be broken if you fall!"
He originally wanted to tear the bottom of this robe open to make it easier for him to walk, but who expected that Rao was his strength, under this pull, this robe did not move at all, Zhang Liufang smiled and told him that this is a robe specially used for newcomers to practice, it is extremely strong, and even has a certain ability to resist blows and prevent swords.
Li Sen dispelled the idea of "transforming the robe", and began the process of wrestling every day in pain, and he soon became the object of Zhang Liufang's daily teasing.
Because there are many wooden characters in his name, and sometimes he is a little wooden, Zhang Liufang called it long and short.
Li Mutou said with an embarrassed face: "Senior sister, I, I don't want a red envelope, I want to ask you, what is a three-huā gathering? Is it a three-huā on the head? As he spoke, he took out a thread-bound book from behind him and looked at Zhang Liufang like a curious baby.
Zhang Liufang slapped his forehead and groaned in pain: "Three huā are put on your head? God, can you really think about it! What are the five qi dynasties......? I don't know about the renminbi, the dollar, or the dollar! You're really a blank slate!"
Although Zhang Liufang makes fun of Li Mutou every day, Li Mutou does not relentlessly pester Zhang Liufang every day, asking her some very basic questions, although these questions are equivalent to doctoral exams for foreigners like him, but for practitioners like Zhang Liufang, this is simply the addition, subtraction, multiplication and division of xiǎo students, he has to answer him every day, and he can teach with great interest at first, but Li Mutou is really too poor, a very simple thing to explain to him for a long time, sometimes even sweating profusely, he is still at a loss, only Zhang Liufang is so angry that he wants to strangle this stupid wood。
After a long time, Zhang Liufang felt painful when he saw Li Mutou asking this kind of question!
Li Mutou looked at Zhang Liufang with a smile, not knowing that his senior sister was already annoyed with asking this kind of question, he was like a child looking at a famous teacher, his eyes were full of anticipation.
Zhang Kongyun is now in retreat and preparing to cross the thunder tribulation, even if Zhang Liufang wants to shirk it, it is difficult, but she is not willing to talk to this big wood for a long time, when her head is as big as a fight, her heart suddenly moved, and she said with a smile: "Do you want to know what is the three huā gathering tops? Come, I will take you to meet my senior sister, she will tell you." ”
Zhang Liufang thought of a plan to "lead the water to the east", and left this guy to others to worry about it.
How did Li Sen know that Zhang Liufang disliked himself and wanted to dump himself, he nodded with a smile on his face: "Okay, Senior Sister is very powerful, she must know." ”
Li Sen also glanced at Zou Ping from a distance, and only felt that this senior sister was not only beautiful, but also treated people strictly, and she must be a very powerful guy.
Zhang Liufang muttered in her heart: She's not as good as me, but she's just ...... Hmph, if you annoy her for a while, she will clean up yours for me!
She made up her mind, got up, looked for a bamboo umbrella, and said, "Let's go, wood!"
After saying that, he walked towards the rain.
Li Sen hurriedly put the book away, and he also found a bamboo umbrella and chased after him, shouting: "Senior sister, wait for me!"
The two of them walked slowly along the mountain steps of Longhu Mountain in the rain of this early chun, and after about half a year, Zhang Liufang came to the Heavenly Master's Mansion on the main peak, although the weather was not very good this time, but the incense was still curling in front of the Heavenly Master's Mansion, and there was a stream of pilgrims.
Zhang Liufang found a young Taoist priest and shouted crisply: "Hey, this senior brother, where is the senior sister?
Although there are many NV Taoist priests in the Zhengyi Sect, Zhang Liufang is one of them who is extremely outstanding, and many of the male cultivators of the younger generation have a heart of admiration for her.
The young Taoist priest saw Zhang Liufang at a glance, and immediately laughed earnestly: "It's Xiǎo Senior Sister, Senior Sister, she is not on duty today, it seems that she is now accompanying Master Uncle to retreat and cultivate." ”
Zhang Ling has the highest seniority in the Zhengyi Sect, and Zou Ping is her eldest apprentice, so when she says Senior Sister, she knows that she is talking about Zou Ping, and Zhang Kongyun is only higher than Wang Yuanshan in the older generation, and the rest of the people who see it have to call Senior Sister and Senior Brother, and Zhang Liufang is his disciple, so the seniority is also very low.
When Zhang Liufang heard that Zou Ping was in retreat, her face suddenly turned gloomy and she was disappointed: "Ah, when will she leave the customs?"
When she asked this, she felt that she was a little stupid, she must have been out of the customs after the thunder tribulation period!
The young Taoist priest laughed and said, "Then I don't know, does Senior Sister Xiǎo have something to do with Senior Sister?"
Zhang Liufang hurriedly waved his hand: "It's nothing, it's nothing." As she spoke, she turned around and whispered with a sad face: "What can I do about this, who will I find to lead this evil water over?"
Li Mutou on the side heard her muttering, and hurriedly came over: "Senior sister, what did you say?"
Zhang Liufang was startled, but soon her heart moved, she slapped her face, and asked again: "By the way, where is Senior Brother Tianhe?"
Zhang Liufang is talking about Zhang Tianhe, the proud son of heaven who used to be a Zhengyi sect, after being beaten down by Li Yundong and Shenxiu in a row, he finally lost his arrogance, and practiced honestly and down-to-earth.
Zhang Tianhe is not only a high senior, but also a descendant of Zhang Tianshi's lineage, everywhere he goes, he is looked at by people, so he has developed a bad habit of seeing above the top, he is originally talented, and his understanding of practice is also quite good, so at this time, he is really a thousand miles away, Jing has entered people, and he can still be called the leader of the younger generation of Zhengyi Sect.
As soon as the young Taoist priest heard her ask about Zhang Tianhe, he was a little embarrassed and hesitated.
Zhang Liufangqi said: "What's the matter? Isn't it convenient to say? Forget it!" After speaking, she waved her hand in retreat: "Then I'll go first." ”
It is rare for this young Taoist priest to say a few words to this beautiful and playful sister xiǎo on weekdays, and when he saw that she was leaving, he hurriedly said: "Hey, sister xiǎo, don't worry, it's inconvenient." After speaking, he approached Zhang Liufang, lowered his voice, and said, "Senior Brother Tianhe is now at the peak, you can find him if you go there, but ...... Don't say I said it!"
As he spoke, the young Taoist priest pointed to a mountain peak in the distance.
Zhang Liufang glanced at it, but was stunned: "Strange, isn't this the peak of Uncle Wang Yuanshan?
But she didn't think much about it, and walked quickly towards this partial peak, turning around and waving her hand as she walked: "Thank you!"
Li Sen also followed quickly and shouted, "Senior sister, wait for me!" He shouted in a very loud voice, and the pilgrims next to him looked at him in surprise, especially when they saw that he was a blonde foreigner, their eyes widened even more.
The young Taoist priest watched Zhang Liufang's pretty figure disappear from sight, and after a moment of amazement, he honestly returned to his position.
Zhang Liufang took Li Sen to the side peak where the Spirit Palace Sect was located, and as soon as she arrived at the foot of the mountain, Zhang Liufang suddenly felt a sharp sword aura piercing the air and stabbing at her fiercely!