Chapter 270: A Bag of Potato Chips Triggers a Joke!
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Kim Taeyeon felt that Mu Haoxuan was too "shameless", this licked the crew members of "You Are My Destiny", it was definitely hard work, and she licked all the declines, and finally she was humble. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Then it seems that Haoxuan Xi is going to continue to work hard!"
"Hehe, it has to be!"
Mu Haoxuan sighed lightly, fortunately, he was fooled.
"Okay, let's see what our listener with tail number 2893 said, listening to Mu Haoxuanxi's voice is very magnetic, can you sing a song to us......?"
Kim Taeyeon opened her eyes and said nonsense, there was no listener with this number on the message board, and the latest message was a listener with the tail number 2924, and people wanted to ask if the answer "one don't do two endlessly" was one of the top ten, and people were waiting for a poster.
Kim Taeyeon casually made up a number, anyway, the message was gone after a while, isn't Mu Haoxuan modest and doesn't want to sing? She just wants to hear how this modest singing voice is.
How can there be an audience of 2893?
Mu Haoxuan kept staring at the message board, he didn't see the message of this so-called 2893 listener at all, and in an instant, he thought that this was Kim Taeyeon's first pit that didn't succeed, and he wanted to come to the second pit again.
"Ahem, ahem! I'm really sorry, the pressure of filming in the past two days is too much, it's a little hot, I really can't sing, why don't I give you a puzzle?"
Mu Haoxuan pretended to cover his throat and coughed twice, and then said to the camera with an apologetic expression on his face.
"Haoxuan xi, this is a radio program, not a guessing conference, why do you always guess riddles, your voice is uncomfortable, then sing a few words, anyway, you can't use puzzles to fool listeners and friends, this is too insincere." ”
Seeing Mu Haoxuan's entangled face, Kim Taeyeon was happy.
"Ahem, ahem, I really can't sing, since Taeyeon Xi said that I was insincere in solving the puzzle, let's change it, let me tell you a joke, by the way, Taeyeon Xi, among your members of Girls' Generation, who likes to eat snacks the most? Among the types of snacks, what is the most popular among you?"
Mu Haoxuan avoided the camera and glared at Kim Taeyeon, who had a little on his face, this is still pit himself, right?
Kim Taeyeon completely ignored Mu Haoxuan's threatening eyes, but when it came to snacks, she also came to the spirit.
"Snacks, everyone likes to eat, and there are a lot of favorites, but potato chips should be the most bought, if you want to say who likes to eat the most, of course, it is Lin Yuna and Cui Xiuying, the two big stomachs!"
Kim Taeyeon's little hand touched her fleshy chin, half-rolled her eyes and said while thinking, her cute appearance made Mu Haoxuan a little trance.
"Okay, then I'll tell you a little joke, but I also listened to Yun'er Xi in the crew. ”
Before Mu Haoxuan spoke, he threw the pot to Lin Yun'er.
"Yun'er, did you tell jokes about eating snacks with Mu Haoxuan in the crew?"
In the Girls' Generation dormitory, everyone who was watching the show was a little confused by Mu Haoxuan's words, especially Lin Yun'er, she didn't seem to have told any jokes to Mu Haoxuan at all, and she didn't pay much attention to him in the past two days!
"No, and I don't know any snack jokes!"
Lin Yun'er looked confused and looked at the other members who were also confused.
"Listen to Yun'er Xi, once she bought a bag of potato chips, and was eating it with relish while watching TV, at this time, Xiu Ying Xi happened to come over and saw it, and she wanted to eat it but was embarrassed to open her mouth, so she shook it in front of Yun Er Xi several times, but Yun Er Xi, who was watching TV and was fascinated, didn't understand the meaning of Xiu Ying Xi's action. ”
Mu Haoxuan doesn't care whether Lin Yun'er and Cui Xiuying have this thing or not, it's a joke anyway, just help yourself hide and sing.
Seeing the potato chips disappear quickly, Xiuying Xi couldn't help it, so she came up to Yun'er Xi and whispered, 'Yun'a, give me a taste of crispy or not?'
While listening to it, Kim Taeyeon recalled in her mind whether what Mu Haoxuan said was true or not, but such an ordinary picture was constantly staged every day in their dormitory, and her mind was a little confused.
And in the Girls' Generation dormitory, Lin Yun'er and Cui Xiuying suddenly glanced at each other, how did they feel that what Mu Haoxuan said was a little familiar? Could it be that what he said was true?
"Hmph, this guy must not be holding back any good fart!"
Sunny muttered quietly, as she seemed to see the wicked smile that flashed across Mu Haoxuan's face.
Yun'er Xi glanced at Xiuying Xi who came over, then took out two potato chips from the bag and put them in her mouth, crunching it called a crunch sound, and then replied to Xiuying Xi, "Does it sound so crisp now?"
"Oh yes!"
"Haha!"
"This guy!
"Yun'er, is what Mu Haoxuan said true? Are you really doing this to Xiuying? hehe!"
"Xiuying, wouldn't it be good if you grabbed it directly, and asked if it was crispy or not?
For a while, the girls' dorm room blossomed, especially Tiffany, who had a very low laughing point, and her two smiling eyes were bent into crescents.
Only Lin Yun'er and Cui Xiuying looked at the TV and Mu Haoxuan winked at the camera in a funny way, the two of them are so angry, this is a joke about potato chips, this is a joke about the two of them!
"This Mu Haoxuan, this mouth is too poisonous, right?"
Cui Xiuying didn't expect Sunny's words to be right, she really didn't hold back any good fart!
However, obviously, Cui Xiuying underestimated the level of Mu Haoxuan's poisonous tongue, which made her even more speechless and depressed.
And in the studio, Kim Taeyeon directly released the "big move" after she understood it, and her famous "aunt laughed" came out.
"Haha! Haha! Hey, hey, hey, our Yuna and Xiuying!"
The other people in the broadcast studio were also smiling, and if they hadn't known that there was Lee Hanyan staring outside, they would have laughed out loud like Kim Tae-yeon.
And the message board is also full of laughter.
"Hui Xianxi, it seems that Mu Haoxuan Xi will also gagman's unique skills, this joke is very interesting, the most important thing is to help Girls' Generation promote a lot in this joy!"
Actually, Li Hanyan has already heard it from Mu Haoxuan's use of nine people in Girls' Generation as the number problem, he is deliberately helping Girls' Generation to do publicity, and it is estimated that he has already thought about it, otherwise it would be impossible to ask a question from one to nine and Girls' Generation.
Then he used Jessica Alba as a comparison, praising Kim Taeyeon's beauty and cuteness, which is almost clear publicity, and now he is telling jokes about the two of Girls' Generation, although it is a joke, but in this little joke, Lin Yuna's liveliness and Choi so-young's cuteness give the audience an intuitive image.
This is to say that Mu Haoxuan and Kim Taeyeon are not boring with Girls' Generation, and they don't believe it if they kill him!
What could Li Huixian say, she could only nod silently, and she could also see that Mu Haoxuan was very good to both Lin Yuna and Kim Taeyeon, otherwise she would not have let herself come over after pushing the invitation to this show.
Don't you know that Mu Haoxuan's primary purpose in coming to this show this time is really not to help Kim Taeyeon or Lim Yoona, his goal is Qiangren!
It's just that after seeing Kim Tae-yeon's state, the soft-hearted problem was committed again, so he temporarily changed his plan slightly, especially after Lee Hanyan told him that he could play freely, so he had today's performance.
"Taeyeon Xi, your laughter is really, yes, too distinctive, too human!"
Although Mu Haoxuan had seen the general information of the nine members of Girls' Generation when he looked at the information on the Internet before, and he also knew the unique laughter of this little smoke captain, but after listening to this live version, it was really hard to imagine that this beautiful girl would have such a unique laughter, so he couldn't find the right adjective.
"Haha! Haoxuan xi, your joke is funny!"
Kim Taeyeon also knew that she was a little pumped, so she quickly controlled her emotions, but she gave a thumbs up to Mu Haoxuan's joke.
"Then I'll have to finish telling this joke and you laugh again, so how can I tell it next!"
Mu Haoxuan said.
"Ahh
Kim Taeyeon was stunned for a moment, this joke hasn't been told yet?
"Can I turn the TV off, or I'll probably smash it in a minute!"
Cui Xiuying saw that Mu Haoxuan was going to talk about it, and her heart trembled, she hadn't finished pit herself, and she was still planning to chain the pits?
"I agree, Suyoungoni!"
Lin Yun'er is another person who was angry with Mu Haoxuan in addition to Cui Xiuying.
"Don't, don't watch Mu Haoxuan, we have to support Taeyeon, don't we, anyway, even if the TV is turned off, isn't there still Taeyeon on the scene, you are covering your ears and stealing the bell!"
Sunny stopped Choi so-young, anyway, it has nothing to do with him, I'm having a good time watching the show, how can I pinch it and not broadcast it!
"Xiuying Oni, although Mu Haoxuan Xi made a joke about you and Yun'er Oni, but I think it's still good for promoting our girlhood, better than, better than those scandals made by the company, right?"
Xu Xian's two big shining eyes flashed with wisdom, staring at Mu Haoxuan in the TV and said softly.
"Forehead ......"
Xu Xian's words made the other seven people flustered, especially Jessica, who had been silent and expressionless, heard Xu Xian's words, looked at this busy inside, and then looked at Mu Haoxuan on the TV, I don't know what I thought, my face suddenly flushed, but they all paid attention to the TV, and no one noticed the change in her face. (To be continued.) )