Chapter 271: Sure enough, it's not a good fart!
PS: The second one is served!
"Because of Yun'er Xi's unkind behavior, Xiuying Xi couldn't bear it, so she directly grabbed the bag of potato chips, and by the way, she also snatched a can of Coke from Yun'er Xi, there was food and drink, and Xiuyingxi's mood was much better......"
Mu Haoxuan continued the unfinished joke after Kim Taeyeon stopped laughing at her aunt. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"How can I feel that this guy Mu Haoxuan is not holding back any good fart, is this planning to pit me to the end?"
Cui Xiuying looked at Mu Haoxuan, who was talking about the TV set, and always felt that something was wrong.
"Xiuying Oni, the degree of this guy's poisonous tongue is definitely not what you can imagine, Xiaoxian's poisonous tongue level is simply incomparable in front of him!"
Lin Yun'er "kindly" reminded Cui Xiuying, and by the way, she complained about Xu Xian, who recently practiced poisonous tongue kung fu on her.
"Ahh
Choi so-young gave Lin Yuna a roll of her eyes.
"Sometimes, it may be happy and sad, although the potato chips are crunchy and the cola is very refreshing, but Xiuying Xi forgot a very important question, in the morning she ate the sweet potato porridge boiled by Xu Xianxi, although it is nutritious, but there is a small shortcoming, that is, it is easy to fart, so the three-in-one effect of sweet potato porridge, potato chips and carbonated drink Coke, Xiuying Xi is tragic......"
"Haha!haha!Fart?You say this, Xiuying, do you know the consequences?Mu Haoxuanxi?"
Kim Taeyeon couldn't hold back anymore at this time, when she heard Mu Haoxuan say "fart", she wanted to laugh, although her laughter was not the lowest, but any joke about fart or fart could make her laugh, when Mu Haoxuan talked about Choi Xiuying's tragedy, she couldn't help but let go again.
"This bastard! Sure enough, he didn't hold back any good fart!"
And in the Girls' Generation dormitory, except for Cui Xiuying, who bit her lip and wanted to get into the TV to block Mu Haoxuan's mouth, everyone laughed and lay under the floor, especially Tiffany and Kim Hyo-yeon, who had the lowest laughing points, and the two of them were holding their stomachs and rolling on the floor with laughter.
"Xiuying, this can't be true, right? Otherwise, why does Mu Haoxuan even know that you stole Xiaoxian's sweet potato porridge?"
Kwon Yoo-ri laughed and asked Choi so-young for confirmation.
"Ahh
Cui Xiuying, who was angry and shy, directly found Lin Yun'er, who was "dumped" by Mu Haoxuan, pressed Lin Yun'er under her, and began to tickle Lin Yun'er's itchy flesh with both hands, Mu Haoxuan's description as if she had seen it with her own eyes had to make Cui Xiuying suspect that Lin Yun'er had "betrayed" her.
"Hehe! Xiu...... UK-EU ...... Nee, really...... It's really not what I said, I ...... Swear to the lamp! spare ...... Itchy ...... It's tickling me!haha...... Hah!"
Lin Yun'er was choked by Cui Xiuying, she didn't expect Mu Haoxuan to make it up with a nose and eyes, but she didn't say it at all!
The girls' generation dormitory was in a mess, and on the TV, Mu Haoxuan's jokes continued.
Because of so-young-xi's natural physiological reaction, as a result, she directly made Yoon-a-xi stand up from her side and wanted to leave the living room, at this time, Taeyeon xi happened to come to the living room, and naturally smelled it, and when she saw the expressions of Yoon-a-xi and so-young-xi, she knew what was going on, and in a word, she ran back to the room what so-young xi had said. ”
"Haha, haha! uh...... Mu Haoxuan, you ......."
Kim Taeyeon was laughing, and when she heard Mu Haoxuan talk about herself, she immediately knew that something was wrong, and she was afraid that she would be cheated by this guy, so she even said "yes" in a hurry, but she still couldn't stop Mu Haoxuan from telling the joke.
Taeyeon slapped her hand and said to so-young, 'Su-young, your potato chips are past their expiration date, this fart not only tastes choking, but also spicy eyes.' ”
At this moment, the entire broadcast studio burst into laughter, even Li Hanyan PD, Lee Hye-han and Park so Yong who were standing outside the broadcast room, not to mention the onomatopoeic words such as "Haha!", "Hehe!", and "Hehe!" that flashed quickly on the message board.
In the Girls' Generation dormitory, after listening to Mu Haoxuan's last "crit", even Cui Xiuying was "angry" and laughed at Mu Haoxuan, this guy is really poisonous to the point that people can't imagine!
Xu Xian, who was still pretending to be a very ladylike smile, couldn't help it, covered her small mouth and laughed non-stop, "giggle, giggle", and even she, the hidden king of the black and poisonous tongue, was convinced, and she was indeed convinced!
Not only the girls' generation dormitory, but also the dormitory where Krystal is located and Park Ji-yeon's dormitory, as well as the kara dormitory where Kang Ji-young, who has Mu Haoxuan's hot blood, are all laughing.
Even Kim Tae-hee, who "wants to be quiet", laughed and fell on his bed, originally thought that Mu Haoxuan was a piece of wood, but he didn't expect to be a cold-faced smiler, but because the "trauma" of the body was not completely healed, this action was a little bigger, and it involved the wound, which made Kim Tae-hee look at Mu Haoxuan's eyes on the TV with a hint of resentment.
And because of this joke, when Li Hanyan saw the real-time statistics of the listening ratings brought by the assistant again, he was also happy, 25%!
This has more than doubled the maximum listening rate of the "Close Friends" radio station!
When Mu Haoxuan began to mention that he brought gifts to tell everyone about puzzles, the ratings of this listening had already broken the original record, reaching an astonishing 11.8%, which was the first time that a radio program could reach double-digit listening ratings, and now, after Mu Haoxuan's joke, it has doubled again, reaching an incredible 25%!
It's worth it!
It's worth it!
I finally have a dazzling result that can be boasted for many years!
Now my brother-in-law is also easy to explain!
My promotion is just around the corner!
After reading the statistics, Li Hanyan PD couldn't help but set his eyes on Mu Haoxuan again, this guy does have a set!
It seems that the attitude towards Kim Taeyeon will be better in the future.
"Hehe, congratulations to Li PD!"
Lee Hye-han and Park so-young have always been next to Lee Han-yan's PD, and he didn't want to hide the meaning of these two, he wanted everyone to see it.
"Hehe, Joy and Joy!So Young, Taeyeon is doing very well!"
Seeing Park so-young, Li Hanyan PD was also very enthusiastic and gave a smile.
Kim Taeyeon was finally knocked down by Mu Haoxuan's "twists and turns" joke and fell on the table with a smile, but fortunately she hadn't forgotten her job and inserted a song.
On the message board, the listeners who seemed to be very happy once again swiped the call of "one more", which shows that everyone was also very happy by Mu Haoxuan's humor.
"Hehe, what about jokes, I'll talk about it later, I can't turn this radio show into a funny conference, after listening to so many songs, can we let Taeyeon Xi sing a live song, I know that Taeyeon Xi is the first lead singer of Girls' Generation. ”
Mu Haoxuan is going to treat this issue as a "special" of Girls' Generation, except for Kim Tae-yeon who asked questions about him and the crew, all the content is about Girls' Generation.
Li Hanyan PD couldn't help but feel a little pressured in his heart, he had already promised Kim Taeyeon that if he could invite Mu Haoxuan to participate in a show, he would help Girls' Generation do a special show, and through Mu Haoxuan's performance today, he was able to determine that Mu Haoxuan's relationship with Girls' Generation or Kim Taeyeon was very unusual, which had to make him think about how to prepare for the "Girls' Generation Special".
"Okay, what do you want to hear?
Kim Taeyeon was very happy to hear that she was asked to sing live, this is a good opportunity to show herself to show her girlhood, especially today is still such a good atmosphere, although she doesn't know the current ratings of the show, but looking at the constantly refreshing information content on the message board, she can also feel that there are indeed a lot of people today, and there must be more listeners than usual.
"The World Meets Again?...... It doesn't seem to match the current atmosphere, "kissingyou?...... But there's no lollipop for you to play here, "Girls' Generation?...... It seems like you're the only one today, and it seems that Taeyeon Xi can only sing "If" ......."
Mu Haoxuan teased Kim Taeyeon again, every time he said the name of a song, Kim Taeyeon nodded and was about to sing, he would interrupt and deny, so that Kim Taeyeon couldn't wait to go up and kick him, what kind of hatred do we have, what kind of resentment, it's not suitable to sing so much, what else do you say, can you still make people sing well?
In the end, Kim Taeyeon had no choice but to sing "If", and several other songs were denied by Mu Haoxuan for various reasons, but she still liked the OST of "Quick Knife Hong Jitong" very much, not only because this song brought her good personal achievements and a lot of popularity, but also because the tune is tactful, and the song with a sad mood can better express real emotions.
The music sounded, Kim Taeyeon quickly entered the state, she has sung this song countless times, of course she will not be unfamiliar, and Mu Haoxuan also had a serious expression for the first time, took off the headphones, leaned on the back of the seat, hugged his arms, squinted his eyes, and prepared to enjoy the live version of "If" by the first lead singer of Girls' Generation.
"If I get closer to you and get closer to you step by step, what will you think, I always can't muster up the courage, if you leave me step by step, how can I send you away, I am always afraid in my heart......"
I have to say that Kim Taeyeon's voice makes people sound very comfortable, even Mu Haoxuan, a layman who can't read the score, thinks that Kim Taeyeon sings very well, with this melodious tune, with deep lyrics, let this "If" sing in the broadcast studio like a natural sound. (To be continued.) )