Chapter 2 is worthy of being an immortal master
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Immortal Master Wu's face was completely gloomy, and he knew that it must be the beggar in front of him who was playing tricks.
Think that he Wu Immortal Master also has a bit of face in this area of the Antique City, this name has been in business for several years before it starts, but now it is going to be ruined by a beggar?
"Boy, you are disrespectful to the gods, you will be damned, what have you done to me? You had better kneel down now, so that you may be forgiven by the gods. ”
Immortal Master Wu gritted his teeth, but his identity was there, and it was not suitable to do anything to Shen Feng, he glanced at the big yellow tooth and a curly-haired young man next to him, and his face showed a righteous and awe-inspiring appearance.
The curly-haired youth has the same identity as Big Yellow Fang, and is also responsible for teaching some troublemakers who come to make trouble.
After seeing Immortal Master Wu's eyes, Big Yellow Tooth and Curly Hair comprehended, and they quickly took two steps.
Big Yellow Tooth breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, he was finally wronged, and now everyone should know that the first fart just now was also released by Immortal Master Wu, from a certain point of view, he was a little grateful to Shen Feng.
But gratitude is grateful, he and Curly Hair all rely on Wu Immortal Master to eat, if Shen Feng is not allowed to bow his head today, the signboard of Immortal Master fortune telling will be completely smashed.
"Boy, didn't you hear my master's words? Do you want to be punished by the gods? Kneel down immediately and ask the gods for forgiveness. Big Yellow Tooth said in a good way, but his mouth was full of yellow teeth, which made people look extremely disgusting.
Curly hair and big yellow teeth were on the strong side, allowing the two of them to stand up and deter, and Immortal Master Wu was obviously threatening Shen Feng.
Wu Xianshi, who has regained his serious face, can definitely win the Oscar for his acting skills, he completely ignored the cold behind his buttocks: "Don't be stubborn, kneel down and confess to the gods, this is the only way for you to wash away your sins, you ......"
It's just that the voice in Immortal Master Wu's throat suddenly stopped.
His face turned red again, and he kept holding back, if he couldn't control his ass this time, his reputation would be completely ruined.
His teeth were clenched tightly, holding on desperately, and his face was extremely red.
Shen Feng glanced at Su Jingyu, who was sitting: "You'd better stand a little behind." ”
Su Jingyu pursed her moist lips, got up thoughtfully and took a dozen steps back.
Of course, Shen Feng also retreated with him.
Wu Xianshi finally didn't feel like farting, he held back, he finally held back, a smile appeared on his face, just wanted to speak, and suddenly felt a stream of air flow down his esophagus, rushing towards his throat, he didn't have time to react at all.
"Whew-"
Immortal Master Wu hiccuped an extremely loud and long hiccup, his mouth seemed to be filled with a hurricane, and both cheeks were puffed up high, but why was the sound of this hiccup so strange?
And that's not all.
After this unusual hiccup sounded, a stench like a dung pit wafted out of Wu Immortal Master's mouth, and his entire lips were dyed with a layer of yellow.
Immortal Master Wu was stunned, feeling as if he had swallowed a lot of poop in his mouth, and the foul smell stimulated his taste buds, and he immediately bent over and vomited.
The onlookers who stood relatively close, they had the feeling of being put on their heads in front of them, and their stomachs kept churning.
This Wu Immortal Master is too, too good, right?
They really didn't know how to describe Immortal Master Wu, and in the end they could only describe it as a cow breaker, the first time they saw someone fart with their mouth.
The immortal master really deserves to be an immortal master!
Su Jingyu, who retreated, frowned, the air here was a little muddy, and the eyes in her beautiful eyes stared at Shen Feng meaningfully, she happened to be on vacation today, and came to the antique city for a walk, she had also heard that Wu Xianshi in the antique city was very famous, and it happened that she had encountered some troubles recently, so she had the mentality of giving it a try and asked Wu Xianshi to calculate a hexagram.
After vomiting, Immortal Master Wu couldn't care about his image anymore, is there any difference between him and eating a big one now? He shouted: "Give me to beat this kid to death." ”
Big Yellow Tooth and Curly Hair were also shocked by this fart in Immortal Master Wu's mouth, and at this moment, after coming back to their senses, the two of them continued to stride towards Shen Feng, wanting to teach this beggar who didn't have long eyes a good lesson.
Su Jingyu, who was standing next to Shen Feng, had a trace of worry on her face, and she had already taken out her mobile phone from her pocket.
"Immortal Master Wu, it's better not to hold the fart, it doesn't come out of the hole below you, of course it comes out of the hole above you. "There is not much spiritual energy left in Shen Feng's body, even if it is not finished, it will dissipate on its own, and now his body of the Immortal Emperor, which has become a mess, has temporarily lost the function of storing spiritual energy.
A few wisps of aura were forced out from the body, and the ordinary people present naturally did not feel anything abnormal.
These wisps of aura swept towards the big yellow fangs and curly hair.
"Tear pull, tear pull, tear pull——"
A shocking scene happened, only to see the clothes and pants on the big yellow teeth and curly hair, all the good ends were torn, and in an instant, there was no cover on their bodies.
I felt a lightness on my body.
The screams of women rang out again.
"Stinky and shameless. ”
"The old lady is going to have a needle's eye. ”
......
Big Yellow Fang and Curly's face turned blue for a while, and then he squatted on the ground, covering himself tightly with the palm of his hand.
It's really evil today, could it be that it's all the handiwork of this beggar?
Wu Xianshi was so angry that he almost vomited blood, and he pulled out a huge Tibetan Ao from the iron cage next to him.
This Tibetan Ao was bought by him for a lot of money, and it can also become a combat force when necessary.
After seeing this fierce and vicious Zang Ao, all the people around him retreated in horror, if they were bitten by this big guy, it would not be a joke.
"Boy, today my Immortal Master Wu still doesn't believe that he can't cure you. ”
"Bao, give it to me. ”
Immortal Master Wu let go of this hidden Ao called Ah Bao and pointed his finger at Shen Feng.
Seeing that this Zang Ao was about to pounce on Shen Feng, Su Jingyu also knew the danger of Zang Ao, and she wanted to tell Shen Feng to run quickly.
There was only the last wisp of aura left in Shen Feng's body, and he smashed this wisp of aura into Zang Ao's body through the air.
Anyway, if you don't use it, it will dissipate on its own.
Zang Ao, who was originally extremely vicious, froze in place, and a look of pain appeared on the dog's face.
Seeing that Zang Ao was motionless, Wu Xianshi gently kicked Zang Ao's buttocks: "Ah Bao......"
It's just that he hasn't finished his words yet.
A loud "whoop" sounded from behind Po's buttocks.
The dog fart, too? And the fart was so powerful that it spurted blood from behind it.
Wu Xianshi's foot kicked on Ah Bao's buttocks, and was directly shocked out by a fart, and his feet were unstable, and he fell to the ground.
The head happened to be under Po's ass.
This fart was so bad that even blood was sprayed out, and this Zang Ao named Ah Bao was a fart, and he collapsed completely, and sat directly on the face of Wu Xianshi.
Wu Xianshi really wanted to cry, he was easy! He was a liar and ate a mouthful, but today he ended up like this.
Who let him die or not involve Shen Feng!
For this kind of little person, Shen Feng didn't take it to heart: "Immortal Master Wu, your dog can fart just like you." ”
After speaking.
Shen Feng walked outside the antique city, he didn't want to waste time on such a small role.
Su Jingyu, who was stunned for a moment, hurriedly followed: "Shen Feng, wait for me." ”
As a smart woman, Su Jingyu naturally saw that all this was related to Shen Feng, in her eyes, this ordinary boy in the past, but now there was a mystery revealed on his body, prompting her to want to uncover this veil that blocked her.