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The hot temperature has not completely dropped yet.

In a dark alley in Wuzhou Antique City, the surrounding space suddenly became extremely distorted.

The next second.

A figure appeared out of thin air, fortunately there was no one in the alley, otherwise he would definitely be scared half to death.

"After a thousand years, I, Shen Feng, have returned. ”

A deep voice came from the figure's throat.

The man looks to be about twenty years old, about 1.8 meters tall, his three-dimensional facial features are as delicate as a knife, and there is an impenetrable depth in his eyes.

It's just that he looks out of place in a tattered robe, and his long hair is scattered, and this dress is somewhat similar to that of a beggar.

After Shen Feng pinched his fingers, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Three years ago.

He was just an ordinary student at a medical university, because his family lived in the mountains and the conditions were very poor, in order to reduce the burden on his parents, he would often go to the mountains to collect medicine, and sell the money to subsidize the family.

That time, in a very bad mood, he was still in the mountain after dark, he remembered very clearly, suddenly there was a strong wind in the sky, and then, he was swept into a black whirlpool, and when he woke up, he found that everything had changed, and he had crossed into the fairy world.

After coming to the fairy realm of the jungle, Shen Feng experienced nine deaths again and again.

He finally made up his mind to become a strong man, and by chance, he gained various powerful inheritances.

In just one thousand years, he became the youngest Immortal Emperor in the Immortal Realm, controlling a world.

After Xiu Wei arrived at the Immortal Emperor, he missed his parents on Earth the most, and he wanted to go back to his hometown to see.

used the means of Tongtian to forcibly cross the void, and finally returned to his hometown earth.

He pinched his fingers just now, a thousand years have passed in the fairy world, but only three years have passed on the earth, so his parents are still alive?

Shen Feng felt the situation in his body, his heart was full of bitterness, and he forcibly crossed one piece of void after another, coupled with the limiting power of the earth, all his cultivation was dispersed, and even his immortal emperor body became chaotic, and there were only a few wisps of aura left in his body that would dissipate at any time.

"I'm afraid that the strong people who control that side of the world, they don't know that I'm gone. ”

After Shen Feng whispered to himself, he walked towards the outside of the alley.

Walking in the antique city, there are all kinds of stalls on both sides of the street, and strange eyes sweep over him from time to time.

Shen Feng's steps paused, his brows furrowed slightly, and he saw a fortune-telling booth on the right, and a rectangular strip of cloth hung next to the stall, on which was unashamedly written "Immortal Master Fortune Telling".

As an immortal emperor, Shen Feng is very sensitive to the word "immortal".

There are many people around this fortune-telling booth, and it is also a little famous in the antique city.

The fortune teller was a middle-aged man with a thin body with two mustaches on his lips and a black mole on his right chin.

After all, this is not the fairy world, and for this kind of ant, he dares to call himself an immortal, although he is unhappy in his heart, he doesn't want to waste time.

But this Wu Immortal Master saw Shen Feng who was about to pass by at a glance, and he said with a look of great emotion: "Look at this young man, his seal hall is black, and there will definitely be disasters in the near future." ”

There is also a tendency to break his wealth between his eyebrows, which shows that he can only be a beggar for the rest of his life. ”

Wu Xianshi directly regarded Shen Feng as a beggar.

A sneer crossed the corner of Shen Feng's mouth.

He had crossed one void after another, and his whole body was covered in dust.

And he wouldn't be a rich man at first glance, even if he was a fool.

"Shen Feng?"

A crisp sound of surprise suddenly came into Shen Feng's ears.

A woman with a delicate face, very soft facial features, a very well-proportioned body, and a typical Jiangnan girl on her body imprinted into his sight: "Su Jingyu?"

Shen Feng and Su Jingyu were classmates in high school.

At the beginning, Su Jingyu was still recognized as the school flower in the school, and the ordinary Shen Feng and Su Jingyu did not have much intersection.

I haven't seen him for so many years, Shen Feng didn't expect that this former school flower would be able to recognize him at a glance.

Su Jingyu happened to be sitting in front of the fortune-telling booth, and it seemed that this Wu Immortal Master was telling her fortune.

A fresh smile appeared on her face, and Shen Feng also nodded slightly to her, and the two of them said hello.

After all, in high school, the two of them were not familiar with each other, and for three years, the two of them had only said a handful of things.

Shen Feng sat down on the chair next to Su Jingyu with a big grin, since this Wu Immortal Master took the initiative to provoke him, how could he say the past if he didn't give a little return?

When he was in the immortal realm, Shen Feng had always been a master who couldn't afford to lose, he looked at Wu Immortal Master for a long time, nodded for a while, and shook his head for a while.

Su Jingyu looked at this former classmate curiously, she knew that Shen Feng's family was very poor, but she would not end up begging for a living.

Wu Xianshi touched his two mustaches, did he really think that he was Lu Xiaofeng who was a chivalrous man with four eyebrows?

He said impatiently: "Be your beggar, I don't have any money to give you here, I gave you the two sentences just now, and I don't take a penny." ”

Shen Feng said flatly: "Come and don't be rude, I'll also send you a few words." ”

"Have you been suffering from insomnia a lot lately? Have you had a stomachache and can't pull it out? Your ability to do that has also decreased dramatically? Your appetite is not as good as it used to be? And you have severe bad breath?"

Wu Xianshi was stunned for a moment, he did have these symptoms recently, and he didn't get better at all after seeing a doctor, and he was all told by the beggar in front of him.

He was frightened by Shen Feng, and involuntarily asked, "Then what should I do?"

Shen Feng smiled and said, "It's very simple, you are clogged with qi in your body, you stand up, I can help you heal it now." ”

The residual aura in his body was partially concentrated in his voice, which made Immortal Master Wu in a trance for a while, and he involuntarily obeyed Shen Feng's orders.

Shen Feng pointed at Immortal Master Wu's stomach, and a wisp of spiritual energy penetrated into his stomach.

Immortal Master Wu, who came back to his senses, immediately turned his face tense, he felt that something was too wrong with him, he was an immortal master! He was actually stunned by a beggar? Who else would come to him for fortune telling in the future?

"You fart, I don't have any of these symptoms, do you think you're a miracle doctor? Immortal Master Wu yelled angrily.

Su Jingyu, who was sitting on the side, was getting more and more curious, her beautiful eyes kept looking at Shen Feng, according to Immortal Master Wu's reaction just now, she could judge that those symptoms were all right by Shen Feng.

Wu Immortal Master in anger, he didn't feel right, why did he suddenly want to fart? and couldn't help it at all.

Fortunately, the sound of this fart is very small, but the smell is good enough.

The people around the stall suddenly all wrinkled their noses, and some even covered their noses.

Immortal Master Wu solemnly glanced at a young man with a mouth full of yellow teeth beside him, and said, "It seems that your cultivation path is still very far away, how can we, as immortal bodies, discharge such filth? ”

Big Yellow Tooth is nominally an apprentice of Immortal Master Wu, but in fact he is responsible for teaching some people who come to make trouble.

Seeing the disdainful gazes around him, Big Yellow Tooth had the heart to cry, and he shouted in his heart: "I didn't fart! How can this fart be so stinky?

When everyone's eyes shifted to Big Yellow Fang.

Wu Xianshi's face was instantly wrong, he felt like farting again, this time he was vigilant, and he held it desperately, so that his face became more and more red.

His reputation as an Immortal Master Wu can't be ruined by a fart!

The thought of farting became stronger and stronger, and he said in his voice: "That's all for today, I want to discipline my apprentice well." ”

It's just that the words just fell.

Immortal Master Wu's face changed drastically, he really couldn't help it, he had reached the limit of patience.

"Whew-"

"Bang!"

"Torah—"

An extremely long fart sound echoed through the air.

Immediately afterwards, a loud bang sounded from behind Wu Xianshi's buttocks, and the pants behind him directly burst open, and he suddenly felt cold on his buttocks.

A foul smell spreads through the air.

A fart just broke his pants?

All eyes were focused on the refreshed Immortal Master Wu, and Shen Feng smiled: "The Immortal Master really has the body of an immortal, and a fart is so extraordinary, in my opinion, the Immortal Master may be able to kill people with a fart, and standing behind you will really be killed by a fart from you." ”