Chapter 247: It's Good to Be a Woman!
Lu Yifan dragged the aunt into an unmanned toilet and slammed the door shut.
Auntie's hair was dragged out a lot, and a piece of her scalp was torn off.
She roared angrily: "What are you going to do in Stinky Bichi? Believe it or not, the old lady can call a bunch of men to your cheap !!"
"That's a lot of talk, isn't it?"
Lu Yifan nodded, pulled off one of her shoes, and stuffed it into her mouth fiercely.
Because of overexertion, my aunt's mouth is bleeding!
She wanted to throw up, but her shoes blocked all the vomit in her mouth and could only come out of her nostrils.
It's a cruelty!
Lu Yifan looked at the toilet and couldn't help but shake his head and said, "Why is the toilet here so clean? ”
Saying that, Lu Yifan took off his pants and pulled a bubble on the spot.
Then he pulled his aunt's face and soaked it into the toilet bowl hard!
"You scum, feed you fresh Xiang cheaply!"
The aunt wailed and cried, and the toughness at the beginning turned into horror and begging for mercy.
When someone found her, it was already the early hours of the next morning.
At that time, the word "slut" was engraved all over my aunt's body, and her spirit was already confused.
It is said that after she was diagnosed with mental illness, her husband decisively divorced and kicked her out of the house, and married another wife.
This is really the answer to that sentence, the way of heaven is good reincarnation!
After going to the toilet and changing into the LV casual clothes that the aunt bought newly, Lu Yifan cautiously returned to the box.
As soon as he went back, the entire box was amazed!
Liu, who was smoking, had a shocking cigarette butt that fell silently from his mouth, rolled lightly on the back of his hand, and then slid to the ground, but the owner of the hand didn't know it!
Even if his daughter is so beautiful, even if he has seen countless celebrities, Miss Qianjin's Liu Zhenzhen dares to swear with his soul that he has lived for almost forty years, and he has never seen such a beautiful girl!
"May I ask who you are?" Tang Mengyao only felt that this girl was familiar, but she never remembered where she had seen it.
"Uh...... I...... I'm Deer Nimi, yes, Deer Nimi!
Grandpa has just left, let me tell you.
Everyone goes back to their own homes and looks for their own mothers. Lu Yifan said with a name.
The people present looked at each other, a little bit not quite believing Lu Yifan's words.
Bai Lan just wanted to ask you how to prove your identity.
Nangong Wu said worriedly: "Sister Nimei, you say, after today, will I be retaliated against by the Hua family?"
But seeing Lu Yifan patting his huge chest, he said coldly and arrogantly: "Don't worry, if you enter the door of my Lu family, you are the person of my Lu family!"
I said that I want to keep you safe for the rest of your life, and no one in this world will dare to touch a single hair of you!
If so, I'll smash his whole family with a pair of fists!"
Bai Lan slapped the table on the spot and said, "It's definitely Yifan!!'s sister!"
I can't kiss anymore!
No one else's sister would have been so forced!"
Lu Yifan: "......"
As soon as the old man Nima left, everyone present began to leave.
Lu Yifan fiddled with his high heels, and couldn't help but sigh: "It's really unpleasant to be a woman! It's hard to wear a shoe, and I can't be reincarnated as a woman if I am killed in the next life."
I'll have to talk to Jizo Bodhisattva about this. ”
Nangong Wu walked over at this time, took Lu Yifan's hand and said, "Sister Nimei, can I invite you to the hot springs?"
Well?!
Lu Yifan turned his head, his eyes stared at Nangong Wu's huge chest for a moment, and said, "Go...... Where to go for a hot spring in the public area?"
"Of course not! We're both girls, and we go to some public hot springs!
I'll invite you to a private luxury hot spring, just the two of us!
I hate to wear clothes to the hot springs the most, there was an old man before, and I couldn't wear a swimsuit. Nangong Wu smiled lightly.
"That's it...... Just the two of us...... Not yet clothed...... It's like...... Not suitable, right?!"
Saying that, a certain part of Lu Yifan was actually about to move!
In a few moments, a tent was set up in his skirt!
"Damn, big brother, don't be strong now! If people know that I'm a big cute girl, maybe they will look at me with any eyes!" Lu Yifan felt sitting on the sofa, covering his skirt with both hands, with a smile on his face, and his mother was selling criticism in his heart.
"What's wrong with you, Sister Nimei, don't you want to go?" Nangong Wu said a little lost.
"No! I want to go! I have to go! No one can stop me today!
We're all women, how many am I afraid of?
Sister, you led the way, and I will come later. ”
Nangong Wu nodded happily and left.
Lu Yifan looked at Nangong Wu's round buttocks and delicate figure, and his nosebleed was about to come out.
At this moment, Lu Yifan only has one sentence in his heart that keeps repeating - it's good to be a woman Zhennima, and in the next life, Lao Tzu will still be a woman...... No, it's a big cute girl!!
This time, the hot spring soaked in Lu Yifan, that is called a difficult one!
Think about it, a strange big star beauty strips naked and swims around in front of you, laughs and splashes water at you from time to time, and even rubs your back and massages you from behind!
This Nima can't stand it even if it's a man!
At the end of the wash, Lu Yifan's nosebleed flowed into a pool.
It was Nangong Wu who dragged him out.
Before leaving, Nangong Wu also asked Lu Yifan: "Sister Nimei, why do you like to bring a stick when you soak in the hot springs?"
The butt of the person who poked it underwater hurts!
Is that for cross-legging and knocking on the back?"
Lu Yifan, who was weak-hearted, hurriedly nodded and said: "Well, it's used to cross my legs and knock my back, I have old cold legs, and I have old cold back!"
"Why haven't I heard of it?"
"I didn't have it before, but when I met my sister today, didn't you hear about it!"
"Oh, yes, too!"
"By the way, Xiao Wu, can you play a kissing game with your sister?"
"Mmmmmmmm
"That little dance...... My sister just learned a hand of Fenghun techniques, do you want my sister to help you?"
"Is it okay? Xiao Wu will go and lie down, trouble my sister. ”
This chick was stunned by Lu Yifan.
The place that should be kissed, the place that should be touched, was all given by Lu Yifan, and it was the last step.
This made Lu Yifan sigh: "Such a tricky chick, if you don't take it back as a little wife, if you cheat someone else, it will be a sin!"
added Nangong Wu's WeChat, left her phone number, and Lu Yifan also engraved a talisman seal into her bracelet.
As long as someone wanted to harm her, Lu Yifan's divine sense would immediately track down that person.
After doing all this, Lu Yifan breathed a sigh of relief for the time being, but he didn't expect that the black hand from the Taiji Sect was quietly descending on Jiangdong.
(End of chapter)