The shocked Lu Yifan hurriedly grabbed his crotch.

The next moment, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Luckily, this guy is still there!

Feeling the heaviness on his chest as if he had two watermelons, Lu Yifan couldn't help but be angry.

opened WeChat and found the avatar of the Jade Emperor, Lu Yifan typed: "Jade Emperor!! you give me a rough !! how is this fat four?"

Jade Emperor: "Hahahaha, I'm happy! Do you find yourself becoming a big cute girl?"

Don't panic, don't be surprised, don't you still have seventy-two changes?"

Lu Yifan thought about it, yes!

Lao Tzu still has seventy-two changes!

It's a big deal that I'll become the way I was, won't I just wait for the curse of the Jade Emperor to pass?

"Watch Lao Tzu's Fasu Heavenly Maiden transform into a !!"

Lu Yifan put on an extremely sultry pose, knotted the law seal in his hand, and made seventy-two changes.

The next moment, Lu Yifan looked in the mirror...... Nothing happened!

Jade Emperor: "Hahahahaha!!Laughing to death!! seventy-two changes are useless!

Obediently use this body to survive for half a month!

Next time, let you open the hang again to win me! You are a hung, more shameless than five or five open!"

Lu Yifan: "Your uncle's! Obviously, you opened it first! Quickly change it back for me, hey!!

I don't want to have two big naiko on top and a big ding on the bottom, hey!!"

However, no matter how Lu Yifan wailed and pleaded, the Jade Emperor just ignored him.

At this moment, Lu Yifan looked at himself in the mirror in despair, and could only accept the reality.

Now, Lu Yifan is facing two problems.

First, the old man's uniform he wore was so weird that it was strange to walk on the road without being stared at.

Second, how should he explain it to his little wives?

It was a weird feeling for them to see what they were like now.

Third, the group of Jianghai bigwigs and Handong bigwigs in the box are still waiting for them! Can't help but go back?

"The little wife can not go back first, and the top priority at present is to get a set of women's clothes to wear first. ”

Thinking like this, Lu Yifan unconsciously ...... Came to the women's toilet next door!

He wanted to try his luck.

For the first time, Lu Yifan entered the women's toilet for the first time in his life, and he was a little nervous and a little excited.

"Hey, why am I excited, could it be that I'm a pervert?"

Just thinking like this, a middle-aged aunt with extremely gorgeous makeup, white powder on her face walked off three layers, and the fat on her stomach shook off her face with an angry face.

"It's really so much to buy this expensive dress for nothing! The size is so different! Fortunately, the old lady can see it after a gesture, otherwise she can't return it if she wears it once." ”

As she spoke, the aunt walked in with a fully packaged women's dress with the "LV" brand.

As soon as she entered the door, she saw a tall and slender beautiful woman standing in front of her.

She was wearing a black old man's outfit, and according to the aunt's visual calculations, the proportion of her legs was definitely golden, not only slender and straight, but also barely visible of fat and leg hair.

Delicate and picturesque irrelevant, black and white beautiful eyes are deep and quiet, snowy skin can be blown and broken, graceful neck, long black hair can be illuminated, and the beauty of the long hair can shine a shadow, naturally revealing the peerless elegance of disaster to the country and the people!

Especially the pair of explosive (harmonious) breasts that almost stretch out of the top!

Those who watched it were so shocked that their jaws were about to fall to the ground!

The women's clothes in the hands of the aunt fell to the ground silently!

She has lived for more than 50 years, and she has never seen such a beautiful girl!

"Hey, Auntie, are you okay?" Lu Yifan leaned forward slightly and helped her pick up her clothes.

The relieved aunt, when she heard Lu Yifan speak so sweetly and greasy, there were streams of sour water in her heart.

Why!

Why is she so young and beautiful!

It's perfect in every way!

Especially the boobs, so boss!

It's simply the representative of the legendary bewitching sluts!

"Hey, hey, you want to go out and seduce a man, right?"

"Huh, a piece of picks up dead honey?" Lu Yifan plucked out his ears and wondered.

"Hmph, you little vixen, my mother has seen a lot!

Don't you just rely on your youth and big breasts, and go out everywhere to fish for Kaizi and play with men?

Shameless thing!

Think that if you go to the stick country, the whole look, the breast augmentation will be amazing, and you will be able to look down on people?

I'll tell you, just a little slut like you, wear a little bit, and you deserve to be fucked by a strong woman when you go out at night!"

The aunt scolded and scolded, and the spitting star sprayed Lu Yifan's face, and the more she talked, the more excessive, and even kicked her nose in the face, vaguely meaning to do something.

"You little slut, you can't tell how many abortions you've had!

Do you have the face to call me Auntie? Don't you see how old you are?

Sister comes to ask you, have you ever been by a strong girl?

If you don't speak, you're acquiescing!"

"You must have been very cool when you were by a strong girl!

Sister knows that a prodigal like you, pure on the outside, and dirty on the inside!

Unlike my sister, although my appearance is slightly worse than yours, I am clean and observant!

I think you shameless women should be thrown into the river and immersed in the pig cage!"

This little mouth is like a small steel cannon, and it sprays endlessly.

Although Lu Yifan is not a woman, he scolded him so badly, it is estimated that this aunt has humiliated the little girl outside.

Look at her dress again, she is either Mrs. Kuo or Mrs. Guan, looking fearless.

Lu Yifan took out a living fairy cigarette from his trouser pocket, lit it quietly, and put it in his mouth.

The appearance of the hanging is like a little sister!

It took ten minutes for the aunt to stop because she was thirsty.

Lu Yifan took a puff of cigarette, looked at his aunt indifferently and said, "Are you finished?"

The aunt looked at Lu Yifan disdainfully and said, "What's the matter? It's amazing to smoke? Who are you scaring about!"

A small shrimp!

Tell you, my sister is the wife of the mayor of Linhe City!

Scolding you twice is for your good!

If you hadn't met my sister today, you don't know how long it would have been before you heard these life truths!"

When Lu Yifan heard this, his eyes lit up and said: "You are the son who was injected and infused on the news before, and the nurse accidentally got a little blood out of the child, so he kicked the person and miscarried."

After finishing the matter, he said that being a nurse is a service industry, and he is the one who should be angry, right?"

The aunt smiled disdainfully and said, "Yes, it's your sister and me!

Slut!

Naiko is so big, I'm !!."

Lu Yifan flicked the cigarette ash, continued to hold the cigarette holder, and then ......

grabbed this aunt's hair, threw her to the ground, and dragged her to the toilet!