After Liu Zhenzhen's explanation, Lu Yifan knew the origin.

It turns out that every three years, there will be a special forces martial arts competition in all major military districts.

And although Liu Zhenzhen is respected as the god of the army, the wolf tooth brigade under his command has been the penultimate in the special forces martial arts competition for five consecutive years!

"The penultimate one?" Lu Yifan was shocked.

It is no wonder that Jiangdong, the capital of Jianghai Province, has always been looked down upon.

Your military strength is not good, it's strange that you can be looked down upon!

"But, how can I hear your son say that he is not always the first from the bottom?" Lu Yifan wondered.

"Yes, it was always the penultimate before.

The results are stable.

Isn't this later, the penultimate military district was merged into our military district......" Liu Zhenzhen said helplessly.

Wipe!

This Nima is a stinky chess basket, a stinky basket!

"And...... In fact, it is not surprising that the Wolf Tooth Brigade is the first to last......

It's all old acquaintances who stuff their children into it, and they have no combat ability at all.

I tried to get rid of them several times, but unfortunately, the relationship background of this group of second ancestors was too big, so I had to give up. “

As he spoke, Liu Zhen lowered his head in shame.

Lose face!

It's a shame to say this!

He is a military god, and he can't even manage his own soldiers and troops well!

Lu Yifan didn't want to take this job, but thinking about it, he had eaten other people's daughter's tofu more than once, and if he didn't help him, it would be difficult to recognize his father-in-law in the future.

So he patted Liu Zhenzhen's shoulder and said, "It's okay, just leave this matter to my grandson." ”

"Really? Thank you, old man!

The requirements are not high, as long as this year's National Special Forces Martial Arts Competition does not come to the bottom again. Liu Zhenzhen said in surprise.

"Hmph, is it a little bit promising? The soldiers led by my grandson must win the championship! Otherwise, it will be his dereliction of duty!" Lu Yifan snorted coldly.

With "Taiyi Alchemy" and the help of Solid Dan, it is not an ordinary special forces martial arts competition, even if he creates a group of killers who are even more awesome than the current Bombing Gang, it is also a breeze.

After getting the approval of Lu Nima, Liu Zhenzhen left happily.

Just drank a little too much, and the slightly drunk Lu Yifan walked to the men's toilet to pee.

Along the way, the more he walked, the more he felt that his chest was swollen, and his chest muscles became heavier and heavier.

And all the way over, Lu Yifan didn't see that all his white beard had fallen off.

The hair grew darker and longer, until it finally fell to the shoulders.

The leg hair and armpit hair also fell off along the legs, and the buttocks began to bulge back and curl, and the facial features became more and more feminine and delicate.

As soon as he entered the men's toilet, the men who saw Lu Yifan looked at him with surprised eyes.

Lu Yifan couldn't help but burp drunkenly: "What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen an old man pee?"

He didn't notice that his voice had become unusually thin and sweet.

When Lu Yifan unzipped it, the men in the whole toilet looked over with a greedy gaze.

"Damn, this girl is so exciting!"

"Naiko Jinnyimada!"

"Hee-hee, I must be drunk, I've got a good show to watch now. ”

"Oops, look, she's taking her pants off!"

"Paralyzed, Lao Tzu is hard!"

In the eyes of a group of men, Lu Yifan ...... from the crotch of his pants He pulled out a huge hanging !!

Against the urine urinal, Lu Yifan is a spirit, nourishing ~~~~~

A powerful stream of water began to moisten as if it had reached the largest faucet.

The next moment, the smiles of the onlookers gradually solidified on their faces.

Followed by......

"Help!! shemale!!"

"Mom, why is he bigger than the black man!!"

"For the shrimp, for the shrimp, let me see such a beautiful face and such a bewitching figure, but he is a shemale!"

"I feel like I've got a shadow on my psyche!"

The men in the toilet wailed and vomited, not daring to look at Lu Yifan again.

It was as if one more look at him would have poisoned him.

Lu Yifan finished peeing, shivered, and turned his head to look.

"Huh, what about the group just now? Didn't they just wait in line to go to the toilet at the beginning?"

Lu Yifan shook his head, ready to wash his face and sober up.

If he wants to get drunk, he can let the alcohol enter his body, and if he doesn't want to get drunk, he can evaporate the alcohol directly.

It is said to be sobering, but it is just a habitual washing of the face.

When he was washing his face, Lu Yifan looked up.

He was directly frightened by himself in the mirror, so he took several steps back and sat in the trash can!

A minute later, Lu Yifan trembled and came to the mirror again to take a look.

The stunning face couldn't help but turn red, delicate and attractive!

According to the standard for dividing the beauties of Lu Yifan's group of unscrupulous roommates, five or less belong to the public face, six belong to the eye-catching, and seven belong to the level of a little posture.

Only when you reach eight points can you be regarded as a real beauty, which is commonly known as the school flower level, which belongs to the level of one in a thousand.

As for the nine-point beauty, which is the so-called "disaster level" beauty, it is quite rare.

The selection criteria are also more stringent.

It must be a woman who is extremely outstanding in many aspects such as appearance, figure, temperament, etc., and at least one of them is particularly outstanding to meet the standard.

Such a girl is very rare in reality, and there may not be one in 100,000 women.

As for the very standard, in terms of the division standard of fat cows, it is a "fairy-level" beauty!

Basically, it only exists in text descriptions and artwork drawings, and it is almost impossible to exist in the real world.

Because every requirement has to be perfect!

Among the popular celebrity models in the real world, there are very few who can really achieve eight to nine points, and most of them are due to the effect of makeup and PS.

After removing the makeup, you basically can't look at it, and if some of the best go out to be a door god, ghosts won't dare to enter the door!

Lu Yifan's little wives are basically in the standard between nine and ten, and each of them has its own characteristics.

For example, Yang Chan's heavenly milk, Tang Mengyao's cocked (harmonious) buttocks, Bai Lan's mature and charming, Bai Fengjiu's exotic style, and so on.

Very beautiful, Lu Yifan has only seen the Queen Mother, Chang'e Fairy and Nishang Fairy so far!

And now, Lu Yifan looked at the person in the mirror for a long time, and he ......

Well, it should be said that from her current point of view, her current body is completely up to 10 standards in all aspects.

Bursting (harmonious) breasts are the same as having two watermelons hanging in the heart!

Bee waist and jade hips, long legs, and height comparable to Victoria's Secret models, reaching a terrifying 1.90 meters!

"I ...... I've become a big cute girl?!"