Text Text_Chapter 653 653 You are a moral kidnapping!
Chapter 653 - 653 You're a moral kidnapping!
At the beginning, Xiao Nizi was indeed very angry, she felt that this monk of the three precepts was completely a swaggering villain!
But after seeing a scene in the house, the anger on her face was even worse, even on the verge of exploding!
After seeing the abnormality on Xiao Nizi's face, Yang Ning knew that there was an unsightly scene in the house, and he immediately ran into the house, and when he saw the scene clearly, his face immediately showed a strange look.
Right now, the young woman is lying on the sofa, and the monk of the three precepts is walking on the back of the young woman with his big hands!
Nima, this is simply the blasphemy of the red fruit fruit!
Could it be that the monks have opened the light in these years, and they have all touched it with their hands?
Are you sure it's a consecration, not a hand-stripped light?
Yang Ning, who was supposed to be a hero who was supposed to punish the evil hero, was surprisingly inactive, on the contrary, he also stopped Xiao Nizi, who was about to come forward to drink the monk of the three precepts.
Ignoring Xiao Nizi's confusion, Yang Ning said slowly: "This master of the three precepts is treating the eldest sister's stubborn illness. ”
"Treatment?"
Xiao Nizi looked ridiculous, in her opinion, this monk is a hooligan ruffian, specializing in bullying women from good families!
Isn't it molested right now?
How did it become a cure?
If it weren't Yang Ning who said this, Xiao Nizi would think that the other party was in the same group as this monk!
The young woman seemed to be enjoying herself, her face was still a little ruddy, she gasped slightly, and said embarrassedly: "Big sister, you may have misunderstood the master, he is not a liar. ”
The Sanjie monk first glanced at Xiao Nizi angrily, and then looked at Yang Ning: "Donor, let's meet again, I'll just say, we have a fate, could it be that the donor is going to send fate to the poor monk again?"
"Don't think about it!" Xiao Nizi clenched her fists angrily, although she was stopped by Yang Ning, it didn't mean that she would have a good impression of this monk who had a very bad impression.
The Sanjie monk said with a blushing face and a heartbeat: "I said this girl, you have misunderstood the poor monk again, the poor monk is a very good person." ”
"Shameless, I was going to stew the big yellow dog at the door just now. Xiao Nizi exclaimed angrily: "Aren't you a monk? Monks can eat meat? Also, do you still want to buy wine, saying that it is to dispel the fishy shame, and the monk also drinks?"
The monk of Sanjie withdrew his hand, and a rare solemnity appeared on his face, if he didn't understand the character of this product, maybe Xiao Nizi really thought that he had bumped into a monk!
In the past, the poor monk also asked himself this question, but the poor monk finally realized. ”
Being questioned on the spot, the monk of the three precepts was not embarrassed at all, and said with a serious face: "The wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left it in his heart, and the poor monk is worthy of his conscience of participating in Zen and enlightenment!"
Xiao Nizi's eyes widened, she may have guessed all kinds of sophistries of this monk, but she didn't expect that this thing could talk nonsense in a serious way, and distort a crooked theory into Zen theory!
Even Yang Ning secretly gave a thumbs up, and I have to admit that in terms of thick skin, this product is definitely a typical example of success!
Sure enough, people are invincible in the world, looking at this thing and another person who has nothing to do and began to do the act of opening the light, Xiao Nizi is completely speechless, and Yang Ning can't say a word.
The reason why Xiao Nizi was stopped was not that Yang Ning wanted to see with his own eyes what kind of part this monk could reach, but that after he entered the house, he immediately felt a wave of heat, and then, he instinctively looked at the monk Sanjie and found that when he was massaging the young woman, his hands overflowed with some white gas that was difficult for ordinary people to detect.
This reminded Yang Ning of the internal family skills mentioned by Liu Shizhen at the beginning, if this monk is giving acupuncture at the moment, then Yang Ning will definitely immediately conclude that this product is using a qi luck needle!
Sure enough, people can't look good, and the sea can't fight, just ask, a lewd monk who wanders in the market, do you dare to believe that he is a master of the house in private? Look at this line, it's not shallow!
Secretly closing his eyes, Yang Ning immediately opened his heart eyes, and he soon showed a look of surprise, because in the field of vision of his heart eyes, the Sanjie monk at this moment exuded a rich white gas all over his body, these white gases continued to overflow from his pores, but most of them were swimming like water in his meridians!
A grade?
When looking at the attribute rating, Yang Ning once again showed a surprised look, you must know that this rating is only for physical attributes, and it is a statistic that puts aside the internal skills!
In other words, in terms of physical ability alone, this product is already a grade with Yu Jianchou, an ace soldier king!
Xiao Nizi sat on the chair angrily, and wanted to speak several times, but she couldn't spit out a word, because she saw that the young woman was squinting, with a comfortable face, and she was willing to cooperate with others, if she intervened, she would become nosy!
After twenty minutes, the Sanjie monk withdrew his hand, and at the same time let out a sigh: "Xiao Cui, most of the stubborn diseases in your body have been removed, and you can be completely cured by taking a few more pairs of medicines later." ”
"Thank you, Master. The young woman stretched her waist, her face full of gratitude, and at this moment, she really felt a difference from before.
It's a pity that the poor monk really didn't think about how to heal Xiaoguang's eyes, but it wasn't impossible. ”
These words made the young woman tremble, and then she was about to kneel, and the monk of Sanjie seemed to have been prepared, and immediately supported the young woman who was about to kneel on the ground: "Xiaocui, the poor monk can't stand it." ”
"Master, please cure Xiaoguang's eyes no matter what, this kid is suffering for a small life, please. The young woman's face was pleading.
"When the poor monk goes back, he will definitely find a way. The Sanjie monk looked serious, and said that there was indeed a little bit of the taste of a high-ranking monk, but soon, this product was replaced with a hypocritical look, and then stretched out his hand and looked at Yang Ning with a shy face: "Donor, the poor monk has spent a lot of physical energy to open up, and now he feels hungry in his belly..."
At first, being looked at by this kind of eyes that were almost at the same level as the affectionate vein, Yang Ning's pores were about to explode, and he wanted to say that his brother was a straight man, and he didn't have that kind of fetish for affection, but after hearing the next words of this thing, his eyes widened instinctively, and then he pointed to his nose and said, "Ask me for money?"
"Turning fate, turning fate, turning fate, my disciples and grandchildren have said that important things have to be said three times. The monk of the three precepts corrected in a serious manner.
"No money!" Before Yang Ning could say anything, Xiao Nizi on the side couldn't stand it, and said angrily: "Don't give a dime." ”
The monk of Sanjie showed a look of grievance, sighed a little melancholy, and then reluctantly looked at the big yellow dog outside the house that was still sleeping: "The Buddha said, if you don't go to hell, who will go to hell?" In order for the poor monk to make good connections in the future and open up the light for the distressed women who are deep in fire and water, the poor monk can only give up the small self to become the big self, and stew you." ”
Depend on!
At this moment, Rao Yi Yang Ning's temperament couldn't help but be rude, and Xiao Nizi was even more crazy: "You really want to slaughter the dog!"
"If it doesn't go to hell, then the poor monk will have to go down. The Sanjie monk looked at Xiao Nizi innocently, and then smiled stupidly: "Then if you don't discuss it, invite the poor monk to eat, and the poor monk won't stew this dog." ”
"You are a moral kidnapping!" Xiao Nizi was so angry that she trembled, but soon, she looked at the Sanjie monk suspiciously: "You won't lie to me, will you?
"The monks don't speak, but the poor monks do what they say. ”
The appearance of the Sanjie monk swearing is obviously difficult to win the trust of Xiao Nizi, but this girl has a good heart, so she can only reluctantly take out fifty yuan, and then clench it into a ball and smash it at the Sanjie monk.
The monk of the three precepts easily caught it, and after unfolding it, he immediately showed a smile that owed a pair: "Female donor, we are fated, may the Buddha master flicker... Ahh ”