Body Text_Chapter 654 654 Not a good bird
Chapter 654 654 Not a Good Bird
Yang Ning and Xiao Nizi, who were originally scheduled to go home for dinner, naturally couldn't go back, and after talking to Ning Guoyu on the phone, Yang Ning was pulled out by the Sanjie monk and ordered food at a restaurant not far away.
As for Xiao Nizi, she didn't even have an appetite at all, saying that she was full of anger from this monk, and she didn't follow, but hollowed out her mind and wanted to correct the young woman's thinking.
Seeing that the monk of the three precepts unceremoniously ordered seven or eight dishes, Yang Ning couldn't help but scold, and in this posture, this monk either planned to eat the overlord meal, or let himself pay the bill for a treat.
Compared with the former, Yang Ning believes that it is the latter, after all, no matter how this monk looks, he is the kind of master who has a bad stomach, and he didn't expect that he would run to Pan Yuan on a whim today and bump into such a strange thing.
Suddenly, Yang Ning had a flash of inspiration, and while watching the three-ring monk gobble up, he also said with a calm face: "You shouldn't have deliberately attracted us here, right?"
The monk of Sanjie bit the duck leg in one bite, and when he heard Yang Ning's words, he didn't pay attention to it, but chewed the duck meat with relish.
After a while, seeing that the impatience on Yang Ning's face was getting stronger and stronger, the Sanjie monk first sucked the grease on his fingers, and then laughed and said, "Donor, we are fated." ”
Yang Ning pursed his lips, he didn't believe this statement at all.
The monk of Sanjie was not embarrassed, and said with a smile: "The monks don't speak, donor, you have to believe in the poor monks, we are destined." ”
To hell with it!
Yang Ning looked depressed, waved his hand and said, "Okay, hurry up and eat, I'll go home when I'm full." ”
The monk of the three precepts comprehended, and immediately drank a large glass of wine and ate meat, this stormy posture made the shopkeepers on the side almost dumbfounded.
Who is this monk? It's a demon who has escaped from hell!
At the moment, not only the shopkeeper, but even the waiters and some diners do not believe that this product is a monk who has fallen into the family, and they even think that this product should be an actor invited by a TV series.
Tsk, dedicated, it's all off work, and I'm still wearing these props and costumes, Sensei said, it's really like that.
After drinking and eating, under the cheap gaze of the monk Sanjie, Yang Ning reluctantly settled the account, and then turned around and left without looking back.
"Hey, donor, wait for the poor monk, you have a relationship with the poor monk, the poor monk..."
When the monk chased him out of the shop, Yang Ning finally couldn't help it, and said with a straight face: "Don't act in front of me, you can deceive others, but you can't deceive me." ”
Unexpectedly, the monk of the three precepts behaved very calmly, and said with a smile: "It was discovered by the donor so quickly, and sure enough, the poor monk has a fate with the donor." ”
"Except for this sentence, can't you change something fresh?" Yang Ning looked depressed.
"Fresh?" The Sanjie monk looked Yang Ning up and down, rubbed his hands, and said with a smile: "Donor, we are really fated, I believe in the poor monk, we will meet again soon." ”
After speaking, the monk of the three precepts actually ran in the opposite direction, without giving Yang Ning a chance to react.
"Just leaving?" Yang Ning shouted, "You're not going back?"
"Where are you going back?" Sanjie monk still has that cheap smile on his face: "The poor monk is a person who is an outsider, never greedy for this fancy world, as a disciple of Buddhism, he must strictly abide by the rules, this night is quiet, men and women are in the same room can be really bad, the poor monk goes, don't read the donor, Gude worship." ”
Clear rules?
At this moment, Yang Ning suddenly felt that the little fat man was really an honest man, and compared with this product, he was simply a child who had never been involved in the world!
If I remember correctly, there is no honest word in the mouth of this product, and he is proficient in stealing chickens and dogs, eating, drinking, and Lazar, but he doesn't know how this prostitute gambling skill is, but he is not a good bird for the great festival of this goods to open up the light for the women in distress across the country, and he is definitely a veteran of the flower bush who knows this way!
Just now, I saw that this product was in the shop, and specially picked the most exquisite and magnificent seat, and for this reason, I also slaughtered an extra hundred yuan of seat fees from the boss, if it wasn't for the fact that the shop really couldn't invite people, maybe the goods really planned to let the boss invite two singing and dancing women to help the fun.
In other words, after such a calculation, he committed seven of the eight major precepts of Buddhism, as for the rest of the afternoon without eating, thinking back to the afternoon, the scene of the other party's dog mouth snatching food, Yang Ning secretly shook his head, this goods, it seems that it only took a few hours, it vividly interprets what it means to break the eight precepts!
I don't know what the three precepts of this Buddha's name are? By the way, could this Buddha's name be this unreliable guy, who deliberately came up with it to fool people, right?
Of course, Yang Ning was also quite puzzled by the behavior of this product suddenly slipping away without saying a word, in other words, shouldn't it be the best time for him to start in the dead of night?
Looking at the shop that had been lit up, and the widow in the house, Yang Ning suddenly felt an unrelieved depression, he found that the farthest distance in this world is not the bullshit sky and earth, but the fact that he knows you so much, but in the end, he doesn't understand you!
"Where did that heartless liar go?" As soon as she returned to the shop, Xiao Nizi stood up and stood up angrily, while constantly looking behind Yang Ning.
"Gone, I don't know where I'm going. Yang Ning was curious: "What's wrong with you?"
Xiao Nizi's mood looks very unstable at the moment, and when she heard Yang Ning ask, she immediately snapped her fingers and said: "Brother, we were deceived by him, this villain never thought of stewing the dog at all, just now Sister Xiaocui said that this villain said that he would slaughter the dog when he met someone, but every time he lied to people, the purpose was moral kidnapping, asking for money from our pockets." ”
Looking at the young woman's embarrassed look, Yang Ning hesitated: "So, we have become a negative teaching material for dog lovers?"
After seeing Xiao Nizi's face like this, Yang Ning exclaimed angrily: "Next time I bump into him, I must shoot him to death!"
"Yes. Xiao Nizi also chimed in.
When Yang Ning and Xiao Nizi returned to Qingquan Center, it was almost nine o'clock in the evening, and they had just entered the door, and before they had time to change their shoes, they saw Zhang Ma and Liu Ma, who were running out of the kitchen in a hurry.
Their actions made Yang Ning quite puzzled, but Xiao Nizi seemed to think of something, and immediately pulled Yang Ning and said in a low voice: "Brother, let's go back to the room first, there should be a guest coming." ”
"Guest?" Yang Ning wondered, "What kind of guest is coming, why are you so nervous?"
"Very important guests, more than one at a time, wait for you..."
Before Xiao Nizi finished speaking, she heard a slight brake sound outside the door, and at the same time, Zhang's mother was already waiting at the iron gate, and opened the iron door with her hand.
With the help of the street lamp, Yang Ning quickly saw the people walking down from the cars, and at this moment, even he felt a sense of tension.
"It's too late, let's go to the side hall first. Xiao Nizi immediately pulled Yang Ning and walked to the next room.
As soon as they left for a while, they saw more than a dozen men in black coats, under the guidance of Zhang's mother and Liu's mother, into this western-style house.
These men, every one of them walks is extremely calm, although they deliberately retract their momentum, there are still some that emanate, which makes Zhang's mother and Liu's mother extremely nervous!