"Mengzi, take it, someone gave you a gift!" Xiao Peng got off the helicopter and threw the box containing gold bars to Yang Meng.

Yang Meng was puzzled and asked, "Who gave it to me?"

"I said that you don't know each other, celebrating your wedding. ”

At this time, Ivan also got off the helicopter and greeted Yang Meng.

Yang Meng looked at Ivan: "What's the matter with this guy?

Xiao Peng replied: "It's nothing, I'm idle and have nothing to do to smash someone's ATM." ”

Yang Meng was stunned when he heard this: "Hey, you ran to Huaxia to grow your skills? Do you dare to smash and rob?" Come on, come on, I'll give you an ideological education lesson during this time!"

Xiao Peng was happy, he remembered that Yang Meng forced Di Wei to watch "Seven O'clock News". His ideological education class。。。。。。 Well, that's good.

Ivan didn't know Chinese and didn't know what the two meant, but when he heard 'ATM', he knew he was talking about himself.

Xiao Peng suddenly seemed to remember something, and clapped his hands: "That's right! Mengzi, do me a favor!"

Yang Meng was stunned: "What's the hurry?"

Xiao Peng pointed at Ivan: "Shave all the hair on his body for me!

Yang Meng was curious, approached Ivan's side, and smoked a heel before he got close: ", how many bottles of perfume have you sprayed on your body?"

After hearing this, Ivan said with an embarrassed face: "Mr. Xiao thinks I stink, and then I ran to buy deodorant, but I couldn't buy it in many places, so I bought perfume to cover up the smell." ”

Yang Meng turned around and asked, "This grandson is so stinky?"

Xiao Peng nodded: "Only 10% of whites don't smell fox, and only 0.5% of blacks don't smell like foxes." Let's just say that with the exception of East Asians, almost everyone with crooked nuts has fox odor. Don't talk about that, shave him quickly! There is no hair left from head to toe!"

After hearing this, Yang Meng looked at Ivan with a hesitant expression: "Dude, are you embarrassed for me? This guy is a hairy bear! Look at that hand, look at that neck, how do you shave it?"

Xiao Peng gave him a blank look, took out a roll of wide tape from the helicopter's toolbox, and said to Ivan: "Stretch out your hand and roll up your sleeves!"

Ivan didn't know why he did as Xiao Peng said, Xiao Peng directly put the tape on the back of his hand and pulled it hard. Ivan snorted in pain, and then looked at the pile of hair on the tape: "Mengzi, how easy do you see this shaving?"

After hearing this, Yang Meng's eyes looked up and down Ivan's body, and finally his eyes stopped at the crotch of Ivan's pants: "The hair there is also torn like this?

Ivan saw Yang Meng glancing at his crotch, and only felt a chill in his crotch: "Mr. Xiao, Mr. Yang, I know it's wrong!" I just smashed an ATM, so you don't have to punish me like this, right? Guantanamo Bay is not as ruthless as you.

Xiao Peng also felt that this seemed a little wrong, and after thinking for a while, he said to Yang Meng: "How you dehaired a wild boar, how to dehaire him." ”

Yang scratched his head fiercely: "I burned it with a spray gun." ”

"Poof. ”

Speaking of this, I still have to blame himself for not being clear, generally killing chickens and removing hair is to put chickens in hot water, and directly remove the hairs after the hair-vesicles are soft, but pigs are really not like this.

This traditional pig hair removal uses asphalt or asphalt! that is, the asphalt is boiled and applied to the pig, and the asphalt is removed after cooling, and the pig hair can be stained together. The advantage of this is that it is fast, including many slaughterers who kill chickens and ducks in large quantities.

However, this is expressly prohibited by the "Food Safety Law"! This asphalt or asphalt is with highly toxic chemicals, and the use of them to remove hair will inevitably remain in the pores, so it is very harmful to the human body. However, many people still use this method to remove hair.

This does not work with asphalt, and professional slaughterhouses use pig shading machines to remove pig-hair by instantaneous high temperature method. The advantage is that it is fast and hygienic, but it is also expensive, so many people still use asphalt secretly.

And more people choose to use spray guns to burn with fire, but this is much slower. Larger slaughterhouses can't do that. And Yang Meng used this method。。。。。。

Do you really want to use a flamethrower to dehaire Ivan? I'll go, it's not leg hair, it's killing!

Xiao Peng was also embarrassed: "Otherwise, soak in hot water and then use tape?"

Yang Meng smiled: "This method works!"

Ivan saw the two muttering there, he couldn't do it in a hurry, why didn't he understand Chinese? Looking at the expressions of the two, it was obvious that they wanted to make a bad look! He felt that something was wrong, turned around and wanted to escape, but he could run past Yang Meng? Yang Meng caught up with him in three or two steps, knocked on his neck, and Ivan fainted directly.

Yang Meng carried him on his shoulders and asked Xiao Peng, "All the hair has faded?"

Xiao Peng nodded: "What"

"What about eyelashes?" Yang Meng continued.

Xiao Peng: "。。。。。。 Keep it for him!"

The behavior of the two of them here attracted my father: "What are you two doing? Why did you knock this big man unconscious?"

Yang Meng smiled: "We are going to put him in a gasoline drum and cook and eat." ”

Dad was stunned when he heard this: "Huh?"

Xiao Peng pushed Yang Meng: "Teasing you! By the way, Dad, I'll give you a gift!" Xiao Peng directly gave the seagull watch to Dad.

Daddy opened the box and saw the watch: "Hey, it's pretty good." Seagull watch, I used to have a piece too, I don't know where to throw it. ”

Xiao Peng instructed: "Don't throw this piece away, it's more than one million!"

"What?" Daddy shook his hand and almost threw away his watch: "This watch is more than a million?"

Xiao Peng nodded: "What am I lying to you for?"

"You spend so much money on such a thing?" Daddy's eyes widened.

Xiao Peng smiled: "I didn't buy it, someone else gave it away!"

"Who gave you something so valuable?" Dad didn't believe Xiao Peng's words.

Xiao Peng was very disdainful of this statement. He has never had any concept of money, and only after chatting with President Zhang did he know how much money he had.

The Agricultural Bank alone has 40 billion yuan! What is this concept? There is no need to make any investment, but if you put this money in the bank and eat interest, you can buy a watch every day for a year, and you will not be able to spend the interest on this money。。。。。。

Now Xiao Peng's money can't be spent at all------ not to mention that there is still so much money in his account every month, Xiao Peng doesn't know what to do with the money.

Thinking of this, Xiao Peng was very disdainful: "Is it valuable? Do you see Lao Bu's watch?"

Dad nodded: "Of course, you said that Lao Bu is weird enough, and he still wears suits and leather shoes every day on our island, so he is not tired." ”

Xiao Peng said with a smile: "That's called being blind, let's not learn from others, how can we be comfortable! Hey, what are you talking about, I mean his watch, that watch is almost 30 million yuan." ”

"What?" Daddy's eyes widened.

Xiao Peng explained: "That is Louis Knight's watch, although the popularity is very small, but the price is sky-high, just like the old cloth wear, the case is 18 karat white gold inlaid with 56 top square diamonds, in addition to the Martian meteorite, anyway, how about the watch, let's not talk about it, it is a word ------ expensive! It was sold for 30 million back then, and now the price has risen to know how much." ”

After hearing this, Dad asked, "Is this still appreciating?"

Xiao Peng nodded: "The watch collection is not very popular in China, but there is a huge market abroad." In particular, the price of a vintage watch is staggeringly high. A piece of 'Marie-Antoinette' made by Breguet in 1827 was sold for 200 million yuan!" Speaking of this, Xiao Peng took out the pocket watch in his pocket and said with a proud face: "As far as my watch is concerned, I don't know how much more expensive it is than Lao Bu's!"

Before Dad could speak, a hand suddenly appeared, and snatched the watch in Xiao Peng's hand: "What are you doing with such a precious thing? ”

Xiao Peng looked at his mother speechlessly, his mother is the real collector, from childhood to adulthood, Xiao Peng has most often heard his mother say that 'Mom will take it for you first'. Then I don't know where to go.

For example, when I was a child, my mother would say: 'Mom will collect it for you first, and give it to you when you grow up,' but Xiao Peng still hasn't seen where his New Year's money is。。。。。。

"Mom, this is just a watch, I can't wear it, right?" Xiao Peng wanted to protest.

The mother put Xiao Peng's old pocket watch directly into her pocket: "Why can't it? Okay, that's it, I don't want you, these things will be yours from now on! I'll just keep them for you! Okay, Lao Xiao, Lao Bu is playing chess with you! What are you still doing here?"

Dad was still there feeling his new watch, and when he heard his mother's words, he came back to his senses and saw that Xiao Peng was looking at the watch on his wrist, and he hurriedly put his hand behind his back: "That。。。。。。 Wife, Xiao Peng has also grown up, and it is appropriate to bring a watch. Men should bring a watch. ”

My mother glared: "Look at so many people on our island, who usually wears a watch?"

The mouth of eating people is short, and the hands of people are short, and the father hurriedly spoke for Xiao Peng: "The people on the island all work at sea, can you work with a watch?

After hearing this, my mother shook her head and said, "Then you can't wear this watch! You see this is a pocket watch, I usually carry it in my pocket, what if I lose it? I remember, I still have this electronic watch that Xiao Peng bought for him when he was in elementary school, let him bring it." Let's go, I'll find the watch for him. ”

Watching his mother and father leave happily, Xiao Peng blinked: "Mengzi, am I considered a robbery?"

Yang Meng nodded: "That's right, you were indeed robbed." But buddy, don't forget to make a couple table for me and my daughter-in-law。。。。。。 ”

Xiao Peng sighed: "Yes, I'm addicted to robbery now." Hurry up and dehaired Ivan!"