When Xiao Peng came back with a large pot of slimy things, Yang Meng was sitting in his small courtyard smoking a cigar.

"How's it going?" asked, Xiao Peng.

Yang Meng pointed to the gasoline barrel next to him: "It's done!"

Xiao Peng tilted his head and almost laughed out loud when he saw it, this Ivan is now sitting in a gasoline barrel with only his head exposed, and he is still unconscious, the whole person is like an egg that has just been skinned, there is no hair on his body at all, and his skin is white and red------ but this red is more like a slap in the face.

"Ahh

After hearing this, Yang Meng said proudly: "Yes, this guy has grown so big in white, and he actually hurt three times, causing me to knock him out three more times." ”

Xiao Peng was speechless, this Ivan was unlucky to meet you: "Okay, stop talking nonsense, do me a favor and paint this thing on him." ”

Yang Meng stretched out his hand and grabbed a handful from the basin: "What is this?"

Xiao Peng froze in place with gloves in his hand: "Eh, a lot of things, mainly cow dung." ”

"Ahh

Xiao Peng pointed to the gloves in his hand: "Aren't I going to give you gloves?"

Yang Meng took a deep breath to adjust his emotions: "Damn, I can't kill him today!"

After saying that, he directly lifted Ivan up from the gasoline barrel, and it was okay to have hot water in the gasoline barrel, but this time he brought it up, the wind was blowing, Ivan opened his eyes from the coma, and when he saw the scene in front of him, he looked terrified: "What do you want to do。。。。。。 ”

Before he could finish speaking, Yang Meng was stunned again, and he fainted again.

Xiao Peng pouted and let Yang Meng toss by himself.

Yang Meng applied the 'cow dung paste' to Ivan like a sauce on a roast suckling pig, and after applying a thick layer to Ivan, he poured out the water in the gasoline barrel, put him in it and went to wash his hands.

Xiao Peng really couldn't stand it anymore: "Mengzi, this is a big living person, aren't you afraid of freezing him to death? Take him back to the house." ”

Yang Meng sighed, picked up the gasoline barrel and prepared to go back to the house. At this moment, Georgina entered the door and saw this scene: "What are you doing?"

Yang Meng replied: "Oh, it's okay, Xiao Peng is treating people." Let's go, it's cold outside, let's go back to the house. ”

"Heal?" Georgina looked puzzled and followed the two back to the room.

Looking at Ivan, who was covered in cow dung, Georgina was puzzled and asked, "What kind of disease is this?"

Xiao Peng said: "The fox stinks! This guy stinks so much, I really can't stand it, so I'll cure him of this problem!"

Georgina's eyes widened when she heard this: "Xiao, can you cure the fox odor? is this a joke?"

Fox odor is the most common problem in the West, and if you go to the Stars and Stripes, you will always be selling a variety of deodorants in the most conspicuous position in any store. After all, this problem is too common, and the treatment of fox odor is also a headache.

In fact, this slight fox odor is relatively easy to treat, especially if Chinese people have fox odor, it is generally very light, many of them are armpit odor, and the apocrine glands in the deep dermis and subcutaneous fat layer can be cleaned up through minimally invasive surgical treatment, and laser treatment can also be used to destroy apocrine glands and hair-follicles. Both of these surgeries, if successful, can treat fox odor.

But this method can be used by the Chinese people, but it can't be used in the West------ their sweat glands are developed, and they can't clean up all the apocrine glands in the entire human body, right?

Because of this, there are countless deodorant brands in the West, and the market is vast!

Xiao Peng nodded: "Actually, in the earliest days, we Huaxia people didn't have any fox smell, and many people speculated that it was only after the Wuhu Chaohua that there was such a situation. And the number of patients is also very small, but the small number does not mean that our ancient doctors did not pay attention to this disease, including "Yixin Prescription", "Preparation for Emergency Qianjin Wing Fang", "Dietary Therapy Materia Medica" and other ancient medical techniques have methods for treating fox odor, and almost all prescriptions have jujubes, salt, alum, pepper, musk and other substances, I have studied these ancient prescriptions, and I have designed a treatment method by myself. It should work. ”

His explanation is actually a serious nonsense.

Is he right? Of course he's right, but is it so troublesome for him to treat fox odor? It can be easily done with direct witchcraft, and the reason why he used this method to treat Ivan is that he actually wants to toss him, do you kid dare to talk nonsense anymore?

However, Georgina's statement to Xiao Peng is skeptical, as the so-called 'long-term illness becomes a good doctor', she knows about fox odor.

There are two types of sweat glands in the human body: apocrine glands and apocrine glands, and most of the sweat discharged by apocrine glands is water and has no taste. The secretions of this apocrine gland are rich in weakly alkaline substances, and the secretions contain various proteins and fatty acids such as iron and ammonia.

In fact, the apocrine glands themselves do not smell, but when these secretions and bacteria on the body surface are decomposed, they can produce various unsaturated fatty acids, so that they have a rancid taste, that is, fox odor.

Speaking of which, all the ancestors of human beings had fox odor, and in those days they were embarrassed to go out without fox odor------ but at that time fox odor could save their lives! Like many beasts, this fox odor can serve as a warning to the enemy, and a strong smell often means that the ability is strong.

But then Homo sapiens went out of Africa, and when they entered Asia, a gene in charge of the secretion of apocrine glands was mutated, and these Homo sapiens adapted to the temperate climate, which reduced the secretion of apocrine glands, and after about 40,000 years of natural selection, the vast majority of Chinese people did not have fox odor.

Benefiting from this genetic mutation, the Chinese people got rid of the fate of being surrounded by smell, and now nearly ninety percent of all the people in the world who do not have fox odor are Chinese. And those 'normal people' who have not undergone genetic mutations, they are all stinky.

For this reason, despite the development of Western medicine, there are only three ways to deal with this fox odor: frequent bathing, deodorant and perfume. When they go out and take a shower first, it's not that they love to be clean, it's just to get rid of the smell.

Yang Meng blinked after hearing this, and whispered to Xiao Peng: "Xiao Peng, why don't I smell Georgina so much?"

Xiao Peng laughed: "Yes, you have the same taste as Qianlong, Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty, Emperor Huizong of the Song Dynasty, Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty and the like." You were born late, if you were born early, you can definitely have a common language with Yelu Yixin, the minister of the Liao Dynasty. ”

Yang Meng was puzzled: "What does this mean?"

Xiao Peng smiled: "I like fox smell!"

Yang Meng was dumbfounded: "Are you kidding me?"

Xiao Peng shrugged: "What am I teasing you for? Have you seen "Huanzhu Gege"? The concubine in it is actually Concubine Rong among the more than 40 concubines of Emperor Qianlong. is a Uyghur woman, she was consecrated to the palace at the age of 27, and she was a second marriage, and she had a child before, so Qianlong was extremely obsessed with her, that is, she was obsessed with the taste of her. ”

"Isn't it a fragrance?" Yang Meng blinked.

Xiao Peng smiled: "Did you ask the historian to write 'Emperor Qianlong likes to smell'? This is also a disease, like what 'shy flower' Yang Yuhuan is the same, remember the story of the drunken concubine, right? That is to say, when Yang Guifei was waiting for Emperor Tang Ming, Emperor Tang Ming did not go, and ran to Concubine Jiang's palace and was cut off by Concubine Jiang, so the concubine borrowed wine to eliminate her sorrows, this drinking will aggravate the smell of foxes, and the flowers in the garden were smoked, so she has the name 'Shame Flower'." ”

Yang Meng's eyes widened: "Is this true or fake?"

Xiao Peng replied: "According to my analysis, this matter is very likely to be true, what do you want to mention Yang Yuhuan? It's probably to mask the taste. ”

"There is also Emperor Liu Biao of the Han Dynasty, the minister of the Han Dynasty Ling Yuan recorded in "Zhao Feiyan's Biography" that when the Feiyan and Hede sisters competed for favor, Zhao Feiyan bathed in seven-spice soup every day and was not Zhao Hede's opponent, just because Liu Biao liked to fall asleep on Hede's lower abdomen, all because Hede's body smell 'can urge people to fall asleep'. What's the body odor in the lower abdomen? Where are the apocrine glands, think about the taste for yourself. ”

"Oh, and Song Huizong, why is he obsessed with Master Li? There is such an allusion recorded in "The Relics of the West Lake", saying that Song Huizong and Taoist Lin Lingsu were talking in the main hall on the fire, and suddenly asked A smell of foxes, Lin Lingsu said that there were wild foxes in the palace, and as soon as he finished speaking, he saw Master Li coming. ”

Yang Meng was dumbfounded when he heard this: "Then what happened to the big traitor Yelu Yixin you said?"

Xiao Peng said with a smile: "Almost all of these ancient traitors have quirks, and Yelu Yixin is no exception, his research on women's body odor has reached an unprecedented level, and he uses his own Jia Ji as an experimental product, smells it every day, and in the end, he can distinguish the name and age of Jia Ji just by smell! He also wrote a set of "Ten Fragrance Words", which specifically describes the body odor transmitted by various parts of a woman's body. Think about it, his concubines are all Khitans, and without the deodorization genes on our bodies, what good smell can they have? Oh, and Napoleon too, every time he triumphs, he has to send a letter to his lover Josephine, and the letter has to add a sentence 'Honey, please don't take a bath, I'll be back soon', that guy has a heavier taste!"

Yang Meng felt a little disgusted after hearing this: "Fuck, according to what you said, am I a little perverted?"

Xiao Peng shook his head: "Oh, it's not, in fact, one of the functions of these body odors is to attract the opposite sex, and moderate fox odor is very attractive to many people, which is a genetic problem." There is also a reason why our country uses 'vixen' to describe women who will attract men. ”

Yang Meng was silent for a long time, and finally only said two words to represent his mood at this time: "!"