And Xiao Peng, who is said to be GAY, is driving home. Xiao Peng asked Yang Meng puzzled with a cigar in his mouth: "I'll go, Mengzi, when did you become so enthusiastic and want to be a free tour guide for others?"

Yang Meng took his cigar from Xiao Peng's hand and motioned for him to light another one: "As a native of Sidao Town, shouldn't we have a sense of honor to bring glory to our hometown?

Xiao Peng glanced at him: "I can say this, you can forget it." You're talking to me!"

YANG MENG LAUGHED, AND SAID TO XIAO PENG WITH A YIN EXPRESSION: "HEY, LOOK AT THAT 'TEACHER YAN', LOOK AT HER DRESS, AND LOOK AT HER APPEARANCE AND AGE, DON'T YOU THINK OF AKIKI SASAKI'S 'TEACHER SERIES' MOVIE?"

Xiao Peng covered his face: "I know。。。。。。 ”

Yang Meng gave a thumbs up: "Listen to what people call her? Teacher Yan! That's really a teacher! This is much more fun than the 'uniform night' in a nightclub!"

Xiao Peng sighed: "In the future, you stay away from the children, I'm really afraid that you will bring the children badly." I look at Xiao Ge more and more like you now! It is enough to have a person like you on the earth, I say, in order to prevent the destruction of the world, to protect the peace of the world, and to carry out love and true evil, can you just let the children go? ”

Yang Meng laughed after hearing this: "It's you, Pikachu!"

The two returned to their mother's house with a smile.

The three children were already waiting at the door like mascots, and when they saw the car stop, the children trotted all the way to open the door for them.

"Dad, Uncle Mengzi, you're back," the children greeted the two.

Xiao Peng said happily: "Yes, you are on vacation now, of course I have to take you back to the island." ”

Xiao Weiya said happily: "Great, I'm going back to see the gorillas you brought back." I've been looking forward to this day for a long time. "Xiao Weiya likes animals, and the pony given by Feng Jianting is now her baby. Pan Peiyu also came over to make a stable for these ponies. I heard that after Xiao Peng came back with three gorillas this time, she was the most excited, if it wasn't for the holiday, she would have returned to the island a long time ago.

Xiao Yi said: "Dad, you hurry up and look at the paintings I am painting now to see if there is any progress." "As a foreign child who learns Chinese painting, plus he looks like a gentleman, he is especially popular with little girls in school. Well, I also participated in the city's junior high school students' painting competition and won a second prize.

The conscience of heaven and earth, the first prize of the painting。。。。。。 That's called a scum.

God knows it's the leader's child again.

This student competition will inevitably have such a thing, just like last year's city-wide essay contest for primary and secondary school students, the champion essay knew that it must be the champion ------- "My Mayor Father" as soon as he saw the name of the article.

If this Nima doesn't win the championship, isn't it intolerable?

Xiao Ge gathered around Yang Meng and said, "Uncle Mengzi, you said that you would teach me to play rugby when you went back." When are we going back!"

Xiao Peng is a little helpless, Xiao Ge is the largest of the children, he is only thirteen years old now, but he is already 1.75 meters tall, and he is about to catch up with his own height.

When I was in Ukraine, I couldn't see anything, the three children were generally tall, but after arriving in China, he ate and drank well, his height grew up like a blowing wind, and he was obviously a thirteen-year-old child but he began to grow a beard! In school, sports are decathlon. But the academic performance is terrible!

Xiao Peng coughed dryly: "Don't talk so much now, now you should bring your test results to me to see, right?" I said I want to check!"

Xiao Ge's face changed greatly when he heard this, Xiao Yi and Xiao Weiya took out their report cards, Xiao Yi had the best grades, and Xiao Weiya was also good, medium level.

"Dad, I usually do better than this in exams, but I failed in this exam. Xiao Weiya was a little embarrassed.

Xiao Peng touched the top of her head and smiled: "Wei Ya, don't be so nervous. You remember, although it is said that 'points are the lifeblood of students', but that's not all. All the knowledge you have learned now is the foundation for your future life, and some of the knowledge you have learned now may seem inconspicuous, but it may come in handy at some point. You see, Dad, I'm fine, and I still have to read books. When this person grows up, he wants to sit firmly in his place in society, and he still has a few books under his ass. The better you learn now, the more knowledge you have, and the fewer problems you will encounter in the future. If you are to take responsibility for your own life, it is right to do your best to learn as much as possible. Just do your best. ”

Xiao Weiya pouted: "Dad, my hair is messed up。。。。。。 It's not pretty!"

The expression on Xiao Peng's face was like a spring breeze: "Oh, our Wei Ya has grown up and knows that she is beautiful!"

Seeing that Xiao Peng was in a good mood, Xiao Ge hurried over: "Dad, my report card." ”

Xiao Peng only glanced at it, and the expression on his face instantly changed from summer to winter: "Xiao Ge。。。。。。 ”

As soon as Xiao Ge saw that the situation was wrong, he was about to run away, but how could he escape from Xiao Peng's clutches? Let Xiao Peng pull it over, and said with a serious face: "Xiao Ge, you don't have anything to explain to me?"

This is no wonder that Xiao Peng is angry, and he only passed two of the eight courses of Chinese, mathematics, English, politics, history, geography, biology, and physics: 72 points in history and 93 points in politics! Why the hell did you get so high in the political exam?

If you look at the other subjects, Chinese has 56 points, English has 38 points, and mathematics is the most nonsense------ four points!

Xiao Ge blinked: "Dad, didn't you say that the scores are not all?"

Xiao Peng took a deep breath and adjusted his emotions: "That was said to Wei Ya, not by you!"

Xiao Ge didn't know why: "Is this any different?"

"Nonsense! Wei Ya is the princess of the family! Can you compare with the princess?" Xiao Peng's eyes widened.

Xiao Ge protested: "Dad, you are partial!

"The protest is invalid!" Xiao Peng snorted coldly: "Tell me, what's going on with this score? How do you learn history and politics well?"

Xiao Ge blinked: "I never heard of these things when I was in Wuguo. So I'm interested in everything, but I'm not interested in math, English, physics or anything at all. So the grades are poor. ”

Xiao Peng didn't know how to answer after hearing this, Yang Meng patted Xiao Peng's shoulder: "Dude, some things can be thought of on the bright side." ”

"Math four points! How can I think on the bright side?" Xiao Peng was about to go crazy.

Yang Meng blinked: "On the bright side, this is Xiao Ge's real achievement, isn't it? At least he didn't cheat, which shows that he is a pure person, and he won't go back to Meng, even if he closes his eyes, it's more than four points, right? At least he worked hard to do the question." ”

After hearing this, Xiao Ge nodded desperately on the side: "Uncle Mengzi, what you said is so right, it's still you!"

However, Yang Meng couldn't be happy when he said the next sentence: "So I came to a conclusion, Xiao Ge is just stupid." ”

Xiao Ge was about to cry: "Uncle Mengzi, are you helping me?"

Yang Meng glared when he heard this: "I said something wrong? Haven't you heard such a sentence? If the score is not high, just pass, if you don't learn deeply, cheating will be smart, won't you cheat?"

Xiao Peng directly kicked Yang Meng: "What the hell can't you teach some good ones? You put away the set you used to go to school! Don't take the child with you! What's the use of these things that are cheating and cheating?"

Yang Meng said: "What's wrong with the abduction of the pit meng? If the abduction is used well, he is still a big hero! Juan Puyol Garcia is my idol!"

Xiao Peng was speechless in an instant.

Just as he was thinking about how to refute Yang Meng, the door opened, and his mother walked out: "What are you doing? What are you talking about standing outside on a cold day? ”

After listening to my mother's words, several people entered the room together. As soon as she entered the door, Xiao Weiya pointed at Xiao Ge and said, "Grandma, Dad is educating Xiao Ge! His test results are too poor." ”

After hearing this, my mother said: "If you want to educate, come in and talk about it, you stand outside on such a cold day, you are not afraid of the cold, and the children are afraid of the cold! Mengzi, what are you wearing here? Go and find some clothes on it, if you don't wear cotton in the cold, you won't be pitiful if you freeze to death!"

Yang Meng scratched his head and said, "Godmother, didn't I just come back from the south?"

My mother's eyes widened: "When I came back from the south, I don't know if I can bring some winter clothes to change into?" Or did I remind Xiao Peng to bring you some clothes, and sure enough, I brought the right ones! Why, I said that you are still wrong? Tell me about you two brothers, who live a rough life every day! I am also old, and I can still take care of you every day? What will I do when I die? You two are like this now, can you not hurry up and find a wife? Alas, I can't say you, I still want to live for two more days, otherwise I will have to make you angry to death! But I can't swallow this breath if I don't talk about you。。。。。。! ”

kept saying that she wouldn't say anything, but she still trained Xiao Peng and the two for more than ten minutes. Is this the unifying feature of mothers in the world?

Yang Meng directly raised his hand and surrendered: "Godmother, I'll pour you a glass of water to moisten your throat, I'll go up and find a piece of clothing to wear now, okay?"

"Hmph, as soon as you say it, you will run! Both of you brothers are so virtuous, I don't bother to care about you! Oh, my braised pork!" Mom finally stopped。。。。。。

Xiao Peng leaned back on the sofa and let out a rough breath, today's discipline class is finally over. Has this mom been menopausal lately? Every time I see the two of them, it's a chatter.

"Dad. The culprit Xiao Ge came over: "Who did Uncle Mengzi say about his idol just now?"

Xiao Peng said lightly: "Oh, Garcia, a liar who saved the world. ”