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Xiao Ge and the others were curious about how a liar could save the world, so they had to let Xiao Peng tell the story of Garcia.

Xiao Peng didn't want to talk about it, especially if he didn't want to tell Xiao Ge, just as Yang Meng came down from upstairs to change his clothes, Xiao Peng pointed at Mengzi: "His idol asked him to talk about it." ”

So a few children entangled Yang Meng again, and Xiao Ge also made a cup of tea for Yang Meng very doggy.

Yang Meng sat down on the sofa: "What does this Pujol Garcia say? As soon as you hear the name, you will know that it is a Spaniard." Born in Barcelona, he was a bastard since he was a child, and when he was in school, his teacher quit his job; later he went to work as an apprentice in a hardware store, and he was stupid enough to give the master a headache and drove him away; he almost closed down the farm by raising poultry; he was expelled from military service for six months because he couldn't learn to ride a horse.

Xiao Ge blinked after hearing this: "Then how did he save the world?"

Yang continued: "In 1936, his native Spain was in the midst of a civil war. There is also a book about the story of that period, what is it called。。。。。。 ”

Xiao Peng reminded: "For whom the death knell is ringing!"

Yang Meng looked happy when he heard this: "Yes, yes, yes! It's Batman's sworn enemy, it's the book he wrote!"

Xiao Peng covered his face directly, one is a world masterpiece, the other is a comic character, is it the same thing?

PS: Death Knell, a superhero of DC Comics, is a mercenary, both good and evil, and a few years after his launch, Marvel also launched a character very similar to him, which is now the popular Deadpool. The two of them are extremely similar in their abilities and identities, and even their names are very similar. Deathknell's full name is Slade Joseph Wilson, and Deadpool is called Wade Wilson. At that time, Marvel launched Deadpool to call this name as a tribute to Deathstroke, and Deathstroke also said in the comics that he had a half-brother named Wade。。。。。。 It's kind of a tribute to each other. I'm looking forward to the live-action movie of Knell.

Yang Meng continued: "Anyway, this Pujol Garcia couldn't stay in Spain, so he decided to become a spy to help the Allies defeat the Nazis, and then he went to England and volunteered to be a spy. As a result, after a brief communication, the British concluded that this was a wasteman and rejected him directly. So he went to Germany to apply, and I don't know if the Nazis were too short of spies or because of brain cramps, so he agreed to his application, and in this way, this Pujol Garcia returned to England with some fake identification funds, activity funds, and so on, and began to collect intelligence. ”

Xiao Ge frowned when he heard this: "Is he serving the Nazis?"

Yang Meng waved his hand: "What are you doing in such a hurry? Listen to me! As a result, after he returned to Britain, all kinds of important information that had never been seen before were transmitted to Germany in a steady stream, and the British quickly started a comprehensive counter-espionage work in the country after knowing this, and searched for a long time before they caught Pujol Garcia in Lisbon, Portugal. What surprised them even more was that Pujol's tools for obtaining information were a British guidebook, a map of Britain, a train timetable, and some neutral country magazines. All the information he gave to Germany was of his imagination!"

A few children opened their mouths wide: "Is this okay?"

Yang Meng laughed and said: "What is this? When he was caught, he was very happy, not to say that he deliberately showed his flaws to let the British catch him, otherwise how would he be a British spy? It is responsible for providing false information to Germany, of course, it will also provide some real but not very useful information, and the key important information will be half a beat slower. He even told the German side that he had a team of 27 people and asked Germany to pay a total of 28 salaries. The German side will also be suspicious, so he made up some stories of men and women crying, telling the German side that his teammates sacrificed in order to obtain information, and the moved German army will also give huge pensions to these victims. ”

Xiao Yi asked curiously, "Then why do you say that he saved the world? Is this just a liar?" ”

Xiao Peng answered the question: "It's not wrong to say that he saves the world. During World War II, the most famous battle was the Normandy landings, which opened up the second battlefield in Europe and became a turning point in World War II. In fact, the German side was heavily defended by Normandy at the earliest, and two armored divisions were supposed to reinforce Normandy. But Pujol had the Allies put a lot of models of tanks and planes in Calais to convince Germany that the Allies would not land in Normandy. This led to the greatest turning point in World War II!"

After hearing this, Yang Meng continued: "The matter is more than that, in view of this guy's outstanding contributions, at that time, George VI of the United Kingdom personally awarded him the Order of the British Empire, and Germany has always believed in this veteran spy, and also awarded him the German Iron Cross authorized by Hitler himself, how about it?"

Xiao Ge asked curiously, "Then what happened to him in the end?"

"Finally?" Yang Meng laughed: "Once the information that Germany asked him for was too secret, and Pujol couldn't think of a way to deal with it, so he finally came up with a solution, so he staged a bitter trick with the British, and published the news in the newspaper that he was arrested and sentenced to death." When the Germans found out, they were deeply saddened to lose such an excellent spy! So they sent $340,000 to let the rest of his team continue to work and serve the German Empire。。。。。。 ”

After listening to Yang Meng's narration, Wei Ya couldn't laugh: "Xiao Ge, if you work hard, it is possible that you will be the next Puyol." At least you two looked like each other when you were kids. ”

Xiao Ge was not angry after hearing this, but said in a strange voice: "Alas, why should I be a man, you look at how good a woman is, as long as she is beautiful, she can get rich." Look at how beautiful our family's Wei Ya is, when she grows up, she may be a new generation of Deng Ma, find a wealthy family to marry, and she will not have to worry about food and clothing for the rest of her life. ”

"You。。。。。。 Xiao Weiya was not lightly angry, and glared at Xiao Ge angrily.

Yang Meng slapped Xiao Ge on the head: "What are you talking nonsense, our family still needs to find a wealthy family to marry? We are a wealthy family ourselves." ”

Xiao Peng slapped Yang Meng on the head again: "What are you talking nonsense, kid? You have to go your own way! Home is to create good conditions for you, so that you can receive a good education, a good social circle, so that you can have a better start." How to develop in the future still depends on yourself, you don't even have this backbone, so you have another surname Xiao!"

Mom didn't know when she came over, and slapped Xiao Peng on the head again: "What you said makes sense, but who made you swear in front of your children!"

Xiao Peng covered his head and looked aggrieved, but the whole family laughed. Xiao Peng suddenly felt that it was best for the family to be happy, and he was running around all this time, what did he do? Now that he is not short of money, it is better to spend more time with his family at home.

Xiao Peng called Xiao Ge over: "Xiao Ge, listen to me, there are many people in the world, you can't just look at one side: if you look bad, your life will not be good, and if you look good, your life will be good." You just said Aunt Deng, Aunt Deng is famous for her love history, she was originally a student studying medicine, she married her godfather and ran to the Stars and Stripes Country, and then married Murdoch, and for a while she had an affair with former British Prime Minister Tony Blair, and for a while she behaved intimately with the rich second generation with assets of over 100 million, and for a while she was very close to Emperor Pu, and for a while she fell in love with a handsome guy who was twenty years younger. People look at her for her love history and the wealth that increases with it, right?"

Xiao Ge nodded after hearing this.

Xiao Peng continued: "In fact, there is a Chinese woman in the Stars and Stripes who is also very well-known, but she does not rely on love history and wealth. But really rely on herself, this woman was born in a poor ravine in China, her parents are illiterate, and she failed the college entrance examination, she relied on this high school diploma to work on Hong Kong Island, and won the undergraduate diploma of Hong Kong Island University part-time work. Just when everyone thought she was going to gain a foothold on Hong Kong Island, she entered the Stars and Stripes Country, and she didn't know how to use computers but entered the IT circle, and she became a programmer while learning. Later, she joined the real estate industry as a real estate agent and became a famous house sister. In the end, he even ran for Congress in the fourth district of North Carolina. ”

Xiao Peng thought for a while and continued: "Although I don't like this person very much, he is too good at speculation. For example, her constituency is a Democratic Party iron vote warehouse, and there is no one in the Republican Party, so she can easily obtain the status of a Republican representative, and she can take the opportunity to advertise herself. During the election campaign, her personal experience avoided reality and fiction, creating a typical example of her bitter hatred and relying on personal struggle to achieve success, in fact, she would not have been able to reach the Stars and Stripes without her husband, and her election policy is also a white-eyed wolf from the perspective of Chinese people, you can understand her as a female version of Apu。。。。。。 But let's not look at those! A poor girl in the ravine, who has never gone to college, has been able to get to where she is today, and you ask yourself, if it were you, would you be able to do this?"

"Dad, did she win the election?" Xiao Weiya asked suddenly.

Xiao Peng shook his head: "I said, the place where she is running is the Democratic Party's iron vote warehouse, and it is impossible for her to win in the end as a Republican." So there is an element of hype in her campaign. But in any case, her campaign purpose has been achieved. ”

Xiao Weiya suddenly clenched her fists: "I am definitely better than her, I will not lose anything in the future." ”

Xiao Peng touched her head with a smile: "This is what the Xiao family looks like." ”

"Dad, my hair is messed up again!"

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