"Huang Shao! I guarantee that there will be no more problems with the speaker this time!"

"the grass! Who kicked off the audio wire on the right side of the stage?

"Where's the accompaniment? This accompaniment is misplaced! Who the fuck doesn't look at it?"

"The next show is a sketch, the props are not ready yet?

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Huang Shicong's whole body is going crazy, the backstage said that it was ready an hour ago, but when it really started, it was full of failures, all kinds of different mistakes came one after another, and he was so busy. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

More than ten minutes have passed, and the second song has not been sung, to be precise, the two singers who went up in a row have not been able to finish the whole song, and they are all singing a short part and are interrupted by the sound of the pit father. It's so intermittent, it's worse than the campus evenings held by many schools. Huang Renshi, the CEO of Huang's Real Estate, who has a net worth of 100 billion, held a commercial performance event, and he couldn't even afford to rent a good set of stereos?

The next few singers were playing drums in their hearts, if it weren't for the fact that the organizer was Huang's Real Estate, they would have left a long time ago.

In order to ensure the smooth progress of the later programs, Huang Shicong took the initiative to advance the only language program to give enough time to those in the background to debug the equipment.

"Next, I would like to invite Guo Gang, a popular rookie in the comedy industry, and He Zhuang, a famous first-line actor, to bring you the sketch "Doctor and Patient"!"

Huang Shicong glanced at the stage, he was not worried about the performances of Guo Gang and He Zhuang, but now he was afraid that something would go wrong with the sound in a while.

Although it is said that these big officials and celebrities who were invited did not come here to watch the performance, but Huang's Real Estate, as the organizer, is very faceless because of this series of accidents, and it may become a joke after dinner for others in private.

Whew! This time, there is no problem with the microphone, as long as the microphone can have a sound in the language program, there is no other problem!

All right!

Huang Shicong soon discovered that he was happy too early.

"What's wrong?"

"Doctor, I go to bed every night, and my wife always dislikes me for talking too much! I have found a lot of doctors to see, and I can't cure it after taking a lot of medicine! I heard that Dr. Guo Shen has good medical skills, especially good at treating all kinds of incurable diseases, so I came here. ”

"Hmm, please make it clear, your so-called talk, is it a lot of fart, or is it a lot of talk? Our ancient medicine is talking about looking, hearing and asking, you have to make it clear, so that it is convenient for me to prescribe the right medicine!"

"Hehe! There are as many words as fart, every night when I go to sleep, there is nothing wrong with lying in bed, but when I speak, it is terrible. Doctor, do you think I can still be saved from such a strange disease?"

"There is salvation! With my Doctor Guo here, there is no disease in this world that cannot be cured! Come! Cock your buttocks, give you an injection, and ensure that the needle is ...... cured."

"Ah......h

"Pain, pain, that's right! If you feel pain, it means that you are still saved! Get on your stomach, don't move! Your problem is very serious, just a simple needle, that will not solve your problem. Let's give you twenty injections for the time being! Someone! Bring out my treasure of the town gate, the Nine Heavens Soul Chaser Needle!"

On the stage, under Guo Gang's shouting, I saw two muscular men in nurse uniforms walking onto the stage carrying a syringe with a thick waist. That's right, this subversive muscular male nurse, as soon as the two of them came out, it immediately caused the audience to burst into laughter, and then looking at the oversized syringe they were carrying, everyone couldn't help but laugh.

Whew! Huang Shicong saw this, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, today's commercial performance finally had a successful program. Guo Gang's guy is not very good, but he still has two brushes for acting in comedy sketches, and he can quickly mobilize the atmosphere of the scene.

He Zhuang on stage also performed very hard, without the idol baggage of a first-line movie star, and acted very openly.

Listen, the scream of pain when he was injected with an injection, how loud and real, it was the same as a real needle. He Zhuang saw the giant syringe, and the frightened expression was really in place, as if he was watching a movie, and his acting skills were comparable to those of the actors.

Huang Shicong and many VIPs in the audience have the same idea at this time, Guo Gang's language is humorous and funny, while He Zhuang makes full use of the advantages of his acting skills to play a simple sketch vividly, which makes everyone addicted to watching.

Even Gong Ji was depressed, why didn't the ancient coins exert their might? Guo Gang and He Zhuang performed on stage, why did they suddenly stop moving? It doesn't make sense!

Gong Ji squinted at He Zhuang and Guo Gang, and saw that the black aura on their faces was very thick, it stands to reason that they should be unlucky at this time, how can the performance be so smooth?

"Oh, no! I don't want an injection!"

"Hold him down!"

"Let go of me!ahh......h

"Hey, hey, isn't it cool, is it painful? There are still nineteen injections, and your illness will be cured after the shot!"

"Don't ...... Ah......h

"Someone! Tape! Tape his mouth with tape! It's too noisy!"

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He Zhuang's screams were so terrible, worthy of being a professional actor, and the screams were really real, just like the real ones. Countless people were amazed in their hearts, and looking at Guo Gang's funny actions and mischievous laughter, the audience couldn't help but be amused.

But in fact, no one knew, and even Guo Gang didn't realize that He Zhuang was acting in his true colors, and it was not a flying acting skill at all.

It hurts! It was a real pain, He Zhuang was so painful that the corners of his eyes were full of tears, and his throat was hoarse.

Isn't this syringe a prop? How can it be inserted into the flesh? He Zhuang roared in his heart, this is completely different from the previous rehearsal!

He Zhuang still thought about his professional quality at the beginning, and forcibly endured the pain, in order not to affect the performance. But the next big syringe came up even more terrifying, and a large thing stabbed in, and it felt like this thing was going to penetrate the bone. The intense pain was transmitted to the nerves of the whole body, making He Zhuang almost faint in pain.

Finally, when he couldn't bear it anymore and was about to resist, two powerful muscular male nurses pressed He Zhuang to the floor left and right, and his mouth was still covered with adhesive tape, which couldn't even scream.

Lao Tzu's chrysanthemum ...... Yes!!!

The guests sitting in the front row could see that the green tendons on He Zhuang's forehead had already appeared, his face was pale, and he felt as if he was suffering the most painful torture in the world. Whenever Guo Gang's syringe was inserted, He Zhuang's body twitched strongly.

Because he was too involved in the performance, Guo Gang didn't notice that the needle of the prop syringe he was holding in his hand was a little different, and he was still trying to thrust into He Zhuang.