Chapter 351: Fake Drama and Real Performance
Yes!
Nima's Guo Gang, I'll fight with you!
As soon as the two strong muscular male nurses let go, He Zhuang, who had already fainted several times, didn't know where the strength was, turned over and threw himself at Guo Gang!
"It's cool, isn't it? I'll rub your sister's!"
"Ah......h
"Ah...... Quick, save me...... Pull him away ......"
In the laughter of the audience, Guo Gang also enjoyed this laughter very much, and felt that this performance was unexpectedly successful. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 infoThe main reason is He Zhuang, what I never expected was that I partnered with him for the first time, and I had such a tacit understanding. Brother Zhuang deserves to be a first-line movie star, this acting is really speechless, whether it is screaming or convulsions, it is the same as the real thing.
Just when Guo Gang was secretly happy in his heart, He Zhuang suddenly pounced back, almost crushing him to the ground with the weight of the whole person, and the back of his head hit the floor hard, his head was buzzing, and the whole person was stunned.
According to the script, there is no such thing!
Hey, Brother Zhuang, Brother Zhuang, the script is wrong!
Guo Gang endured the pain, secretly pressed the wireless microphone on the side of his mouth with one hand, and reminded He Zhuang in a low voice.
"Woo woo...... "Your sister's script!" Lao Tzu's chrysanthemums have been stabbed by you, and you want to mention the script to me? He Zhuang wanted to scold back, but only to find that his mouth was still covered with sealing tape, and he couldn't say anything.
Smack!
Almost without any brain thinking, he raised his hand and slapped Guo Gang's face a few times in a row, and directly pulled Guo Gang's mask away!
This can't solve the hatred, He Zhuang casually grabbed the large syringe and stabbed it at Guo Gang!
Your sister, I was so good just now, and now I'll let you taste the taste of being pricked!
Angry, He Zhuang forgot for a moment that he was performing a sketch on the stage at this time, holding the thick syringe and smashing it against Guo Gang's stomach, chest, thighs and other places!
"Ah......h
"Help me...... Pull the ...... apart Save me...... Ah......h
Guo Gang noticed that the plastic needle on the needle on the big syringe was replaced by a disposable bamboo chopstick. The reason why it was not found is that the chopsticks are wrapped in a layer of plastic balloons, which at first glance look like a plastic needle.
Although the chopsticks are not sharp, they can also enter the meat if they are inserted so vigorously. The chopsticks are bloody, and it makes people panic when they see it.
When he was hit near the base of his thigh, a small piece of chopsticks was inserted into the meat, and Guo Gang almost fainted in pain.
At this time, Guo Gang began to understand that He Zhuang's scream just now was real, not the so-called acting skills. Guo Gang couldn't help but shudder in his heart when he thought that he had just stabbed He Zhuang in the ass more than twenty times.
How could this be? Which bastard was secretly doing something to this prop syringe?
Yes!
This time it was a needle in the stomach, Guo Gang seemed to see blood splashing out, scared him into a cold sweat, and used his strength to breastfeed, grabbing the syringe with both hands to stop He Zhuang from continuing to insert him.
“……”
The two men standing next to them, the so-called muscular male nurses, looked at each other, thinking to themselves, how can this be done? The script doesn't seem to be like this, how to pick up the following scenes?
The two leading actors suddenly jumped out of the script and hugged each other, which is really embarrassing for the two extras who are playing tricks.
Are we going to help the male number one, or are we going to separate the two?
"Who wrote the script for this sketch? It's funny! The funny elements are mixed with action scenes, and it's very thoughtful! But the fighting action is too real, it looks a little bloody, and it's easy to give children the wrong demonstration, so you should pay attention to this!"
In the VIP seat, all the guests thought it was a performance effect, and the two panicked muscular male nurses walked back and forth next to them, which was quite the finishing touch. Mayor Chen An nodded even more and gave this sketch an evaluation.
"Yes, yes, I'll talk to the two of them later, and convey your spirit to them, Mayor! These two young actors are very good, and there are very few young actors who work so hard now. There are a lot of small fresh meats, which are not bitter at all. Huang Renshi immediately followed Chen An's meaning and said, it was the first time he had seen acting so hard. If you didn't know that they were acting, you really thought they were really fighting!
Fists to the flesh, trembling voices, this picture can be directly edited into the movie for use!
"Ahh
"Is it Guo Gang? This makeup is so realistic, I can't tell that I have put on makeup at all! But it looks really joyful!"
"Haha! The two big red sausages in my mouth are so funny!"
"It's worthy of the comedy star Guo Gang, how did he come up with this costume? Ouch! I can't do it, my stomach hurts so much from laughing!"
"Who's in the back?
"Ahem...... I'm sorry! I really can't help it! Guo Gang's appearance is so funny, I squirted in an instant!"
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But Huang Shicong, who has read the script, frowned more and more the more he watched it, and gradually began to feel that something was not right, there was no such scene in the script. But to say that He Zhuang and Guo Gang suddenly really fought, Huang Shicong really couldn't think of any good reason. If one of the above people is Gong Ji, Huang Shicong does not doubt that the two of them will suddenly really fight.
"Huang Shao! The situation seems to be wrong!" Lin Zhengdong, who had also read the script, also felt that the action of He Zhuang and Guo Gang hugging was too real, and no one would act like this.
"Lin Shao feels the same way? I'll go backstage to see it!"
Huang Shicong swept around and saw that everyone was still laughing, while the two people on the stage were holding and scuffling together, and their voices were hoarse. In particular, Guo Gang even had his mask ripped off, I'm sure it won't be an improvisation, it should be an accident!
Huang Shicong was about to greet He Zhuang and Guo Gang's family, and even the two of them made trouble for him!
Quickly close the stage curtains, and then call the security guards to drag them down so that they don't kill anyone.
When the two men were dragged down, they were covered in blood, their clothes and pants were torn in many places, and flesh and blood could be seen at the entrance of the hole. Especially He Zhuang's buttocks, which were dyed red, pierced more than ten holes, and half a bamboo stick was inserted into it. Huang Shicong couldn't help but gasp. Aren't these two very good friends? How did they come to be like this? How much enmity and resentment is this?
When asked about the situation, Huang Shicong fainted. The bloody case caused by a chopstick, the reality is more funny than the virtual sketch, but no one can laugh!
A series of strange accidents made Huang Shicong very depressed, and he immediately thought of Gong Ji, the plague god. Really, apart from him, Huang Shicong really can't think of any other explanation.