Pan Peiyu listened to Yang Meng's question, patted him on the shoulder and said seriously: "Dude, we have been brothers for several years, I sincerely advise you, use your interest in women to study。。。。。。 ”

Yang Meng glanced at him: "I have the two of you, and I still learn a fart." Tell me about it, can you explain it to me?"

Pan Peiyu said: "This is the case, we can also understand, if we encounter such a situation outside, I also want someone to help when there is no relatives, but some things are too much." Speaking of Saipan, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs said early in the morning that there was a typhoon over there and should not be passed, but many people are still full of luck. There was also a crew that went to make a movie, and they ended up stuck there together. After being trapped there, all kinds of moral kidnapping began, movie stars used their influence on Weibo to ask the local embassy for help, and brain surgery experts from the Imperial Capital Fu Surgery Hospital directly sprayed, saying that 'wolf warrior rescue' does not exist in reality. Angry Huaxia at the local embassy. The result is miserable。。。。。。 ”

After hearing this, Yang Meng said disdainfully: "Damn, the brain expert in this Fuwai Hospital has a brain disease himself! Who dares to go to see the brain!"

Xiao Peng laughed after hearing this: "Don't rise to such a high level in a person's own affairs, he can't represent a hospital." However, Pan Peiyu is right, we all know that when I am in a foreign country, I have difficulty finding an embassy, but now some compatriots have changed this sentence after arriving in a foreign country, and they will go to the embassy to make trouble, and this trouble will bring rhythm everywhere. Splash all the dirty water on the embassy's head. ”

He took a puff on his cigar and continued: "To give a few simple examples, for example, in the West African country of Togo, there was such an incident: a group of compatriots blocked the embassy in Togo and held banners to defend their rights, complained about the embassy's inaction, they blocked the embassy gate without saying anything, and blocked the entry and exit of vehicles and personnel, set up camera equipment to take random pictures, and forced their way into the embassy to ask to see the ambassador. ”

Yang Meng was puzzled: "How much grievance have they suffered, and what a big deal has they made of it?"

Xiao Peng sneered: "These people are all Chinese who do business in Togo, and they are suspected of illegally harvesting local precious timber and violating the relevant local import and export bans, and the goods were seized. Then they hurriedly ran to the embassy and asked the embassy to recover the seized goods for them. The embassy staff explained to them the relevant laws of Togo and the duties and responsibilities of the Chinese embassy, but they did not listen at all, and demanded that the embassy ask for the goods back, and threatened to use all their relatives and friends at home and abroad to besiege and demonstrate at the diplomatic offices of the two countries if they did not return. ”

"Isn't this nonsense?" Yang Meng was dumbfounded after hearing this: "What kind of reasonable help is this? This is forcing the embassy to carry the blame for them, right?"

Xiao Peng nodded and said, "And this kind of thing is not an exception. In 2017, some countries in Europe and Latin America launched a round of crackdowns on illegal trade and smuggling, and Chinese businessmen in many countries were affected, with shops closed and warehouses raided. ”

"What is this for? Targeting Chinese businessmen?" Yang Meng asked puzzled.

Xiao Peng explained: "That's the case, Chinese businessmen are developing rapidly overseas, but there are some Chinese businessmen who have problems such as smuggling, tax evasion and tax evasion, and have been engaged in 'gray' business, and the Chinese businessmen who were found out that time are all Chinese businessmen who do such 'gray business', and 21 shops were seized in the central wholesale market in Bogotá, the capital of Colombia last year, with a total value of more than 90 million yuan in confiscated assets!"

Yang Meng thought for a while: "The word 'tax' is really difficult to enter the living habits of Chinese people. ”

"You're right this time!" Xiao Peng nodded and said, "And because of this, the Chinese who went out suffered too much! This is one of them." ”

Yang Meng asked curiously: "Then what did those Colombian Chinese businessmen do?

Xiao Peng shook his head and smiled bitterly: "They don't care whether they break the law or not, they only know that their wealth has been lost." So they began to put up slogans such as "Chinese people are bullied" and "discriminated against", and ran to the embassy to shout injustice and pressure. A small number of people even broke into the embassy in large numbers, obstructed Colombian citizens from applying for Chinese visas, beat the embassy staff, and tried to force the embassy to come forward to recover the confiscated goods for them."

"As you know, there are more and more cases of Chinese compatriots getting out of trouble or effectively defending their rights with the help of the embassy, so those people have the idea that as long as the matter is made bigger, the government will help and the problem can be solved. No matter what happens to you, the embassy has the responsibility to help solve it, if it can't be solved, it will be 'non-commissioned officer inaction', or even 'the country is not strong' and 'the motherland is not strong'. ”

Pan Peiyu interjected on the side: "I think the funniest thing is that in January this year, in the country of Wa, a flight from the country of Wa to the magic capital was canceled because of the blizzard. At that time, the 175 Chinese tourists on the plane were not satisfied with this matter, and stayed directly at Narita Airport and the local airport had a conflict, not to mention, and sang the national anthem together to defend their rights. Please, they choose Jetstar's low-cost airline, what is a low-cost airline? As the name suggests, no meals are provided, and no refunds or changes are allowed. There is no free baggage to check in, and no compensation will be paid for any delay for any reason. They're defending their rights!"

Xiao Peng said with a smile: "I also know about that, the flight of this plane was canceled, and their money was wasted, so I hurriedly made up, the reason is also all kinds of fabrications, there are five Japanese people on the plane, isn't it? In the end, I still can't bear to pay for my air ticket, so I hurry up and mess around. Don't let yourself have to lose, there are even people who go to hit the airline staff and get arrested. That is to say, the police of the Japanese country are famous for their 'cowardice', and if they are transferred to the country of stars and stripes, all 175 people will be thrown into prison. But in the end, what about the trouble? It was the embassy that came forward to solve the problem for them, and our embassy became a special person to wipe the ass of this kind of person. ”

Yang Meng lay down on the sofa: "it, don't they know that any country has its own laws, doesn't it? If you want to go out, you have to abide by the local laws, if you break the law, the local embassy can't help you, right? The embassy also has limitations." Only the legal ones are protected, and the illegal ones can help you?"

After hearing this, Xiao Peng laughed out loud: "Lao Pan, you see that even the fierce son knows this truth, but why don't those people understand it? These overseas compatriots themselves are the first responsible person, and if something goes wrong, they will hand it over to the embassy to take care of it, what kind of thing is this? So I told Sun Lao about this matter, and Sun Lao was very happy, if this matter really made a big fuss, I just took this opportunity to give those compatriots in foreign countries a notice, telling them what the embassy of the country is for, and it is useless to just rely on making trouble." You can't do anything, and the state will help you solve it. Just use this incident as a warning case. Now the Los Angeles embassy is ready to deal with everything, and they are all eager to hurry up and get this gang away. You don't know, there are a lot of Chinese in Los Angeles, so the embassy there encounters all kinds of strange things, and they are annoyed by themselves. Don't they all envy the Stars and Stripes, and say that everything is good over there? Then let them experience the laws of the Stars and Stripes. ”

Yang Meng laughed: ", you guys are digging a pit jointly." This country wants to dig a hole with you, how can they toss?"

Xiao Peng shrugged: "What is called a national joint digging pit? Or is it the same as before, let's talk about it ourselves, and they won't admit it when we go out." We did it ourselves. ”

After hearing this, Yang Meng pouted and said, "Feelings, we are behind the black pot again?"

Xiao Peng's eyes widened: "What do you mean by carrying the black cauldron? My starting point this time is very good, I just paid for them to go whale watching in the Stars and Stripes Country." I spent so much money to get them to travel. What they did on their own is my business?"

Yang Meng frowned and asked, "There can't be any changes, right?"

Xiao Peng smiled: "Of course not, I said that I was arranging food and lodging for them, didn't I? Do you know who is in charge of this matter in the Stars and Stripes Country? Don't you know, when I heard that you could get food and accommodation and air tickets to go to the Stars and Stripes Country, all of them went crazy, and those who came to our four islands town to make trouble were counted as one, and there was no one who didn't want to go, isn't it almost the New Year? There are people who take care of air tickets, food and accommodation, and no one wants to miss this opportunity! Originally, I thought that some people didn't want to go, and when the time came, they would just charter a small plane, but I didn't expect that no one wanted not to go. I started to say that there were 300 people, and the result was that they were all about to fight, this one boasted that he 'even protects ants, and it can cost tens of thousands of dollars a year just to feed ants', and the other boasted that he was 'a rat who saves sewers without eating', in short, that is a more animal friendly than you, and no one wants to miss this opportunity. In the end, I looked, yes, since you all want to go, Lao Tzu simply chartered an A380, and everyone packed up and went over together! Since you dare to die, Lao Tzu dares to bury it!"

After Yang Meng and Lao Pan glanced at each other, they turned around and walked out, Xiao Peng was stunned: "Where are you going?"

Yang Meng turned around and said, "I'm going to find my father, I'm going to ask him, why are you so bad? You said that your father is so kind, why are you like this? Are you his own child? Who are you with?"

"Don't run, you kid, see if I don't tear your mouth apart!"