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"Boss, what are you going to do?" Pan Peiyu was also interested.
Xiao Peng leaned on the backrest and lifted Erlang's legs: "I found a problem, everything is fine in our country, but one thing is not too good." β
"Which point?" Pan Peiyu asked curiously.
"Too good to the wicked, too evil to the good!" Xiao Peng picked up a cigar and lit it: "Look at those wicked people, they have done bad things all their lives, as long as they do a good thing, people will say: 'He is not as bad as they imagined', and then look at those good people, who have done good things all their lives, even if one thing is not done well, people will say: 'Look at XXX, this person is actually like that'γγγγγγ What kind of logic is this? In the face of bad people, the most common words I hear are 'be tolerant', 'give them a chance' and so on,, can anyone tell me------ why?"
"Mengzi, do you know how many people came to our Sidao Town to protest at the height of the disturbance? More than 500 people! This is a special crime, okay? Our country has a law on processions and assemblies! Such a large procession and rally must submit a written application to the competent authority five days before the date of the meeting! Otherwise, it will be an illegal assembly. But how did the matter be handled? A few of the leaders were arrested and educated, and the rest were released! Why did this happen? However, it has created a false impression that 'the law does not hold the people accountable'. This makes these people even more arrogant! If we don't educate and educate these people, I can't swallow this breath!"
Pan Peiyu looked at Xiao Peng's angry appearance and was a little nervous: "Boss, they all say that porcelain doesn't fight with rubble, you are more serious with them, if this thing is done, it will not be good." β
Xiao Peng laughed after hearing this: "Am I so stupid? I won't bully them, on the contrary, I will reward them." β
"Reward them?" Yang Meng and Xiao Peng were puzzled together.
Xiao Peng said triumphantly: "Didn't I tell you? Many people want to immigrate to the Stars and Stripes under the pretext of animal protection? I give them a chance to visit the Stars and Stripes Country, and go to Los Angeles, the most prosperous California! A week-long trip to California! Eat and live! How about it? Am I righteous enough?"
Yang Meng got up and touched Xiao Peng's head, tried his head again, and said with a puzzled expression: "It's strange, why is this a fool without a fever?"
Xiao Peng opened Yang Meng's hand: ", you know a fart!" He lowered his voice to Yang Meng and Pan Peiyu with a mysterious face: "Do you know that there are four major whale watching resorts in this Stars and Stripes?"
Pan Peiyu and Yang Meng shook their heads, and Xiao Peng introduced: "One is Hawaii, well, that's the best place to watch, the scenery is beautiful, the climate is good, and there are many whales: you can watch whales with a pair of binoculars on the shore; the other is Cod Point near Boston, which is a good place to watch fin whales and humpback whales; there is Alaska, where there are belby whales, bowhead whales, blue whales, and killer whales; and finally there is Los Angeles in Orange County." β
"What about these four places, it's too cold to go to Alaska now, and the whales are all going south, Hawaii, far away from the mainland of the Stars and Stripes, it's not suitable, they are also Boston and Los Angeles, but now there are no whales in Boston this season, and the whale watching season there is from April to October, so to put it mildly, the only place to see whales is Los Angeles Orange County, let me tell you, this Southern California sea is warm, and it is one of the few places in the world where you can watch whales all year round. So the development of whale watching tourism there is called a boom, what humpback whales, gray whales, killer whales, bottlenose dolphins, common dolphins, Pacific short-nose dolphins, gray dolphins, sea lions, fur sealsγγγγγγ Tsk, that's called a beauty. A large number of tourists run there every year to go whale watching. Don't be too busy. β
Yang Meng slapped his thigh: "Dude, I finally figured it out! Do you want those troublemakers to go there to see the charm of whales, fall in love with whale watching, and then stop coming to us to make trouble?
Xiao Peng was speechless after hearing this: "Dear Yang Meng, don't think about it." God laughs at your thoughts. I'm telling them to go over there and protest whale watching!"
Yang Meng's expression froze on his face, but Pan Peiyu came back to his senses: "Brother Peng, are you instigating this?"
Xiao Peng laughed when he heard Pan Peiyu's words: "Mengzi, learn from Lao Pan, and he will understand what's going on! Hahahaha, instigating? What am I instigating? I just let them appreciate the charm of whales, and then experience the benefits that whale watching tourism can bring to the development of local tourism." I've already contacted the travel agent, how about a whale watching tour in Los Angeles?
Pan Peiyu frowned and said, "Butγγγγγγ That doesn't serve your purpose, does it?"
Xiao Peng pointed to the computer: "So I'm going to break into the enemy's interior, isn't it? Now it's all done, tsk, it's like chicken blood now! In Huaxia, someone invited them to go to the Stars and Stripes Country to play around, if they made a mess in the Stars and Stripes, wouldn't it be even better? Animal protection over there is better! At that time, we didn't see it in San Francisco, a group of crazy people ran to people's Chinese restaurants to grab live chickens in order to become famous and get green cards. So..... Hey, there are more people who have other ideas! So I don't need to provoke them at all. That's it. β
Pan Peiyu thought for a while, nodded and stretched out his thumb: "Boss!
Yang Meng looked at Xiao Peng on the side, and then at Pan Peiyu, he was anxious: "Damn, you two are playing dumb riddles! Tell me what's going on! Otherwise, I'm really anxious!"
Xiao Peng and Pan Peiyu glanced at each other and laughed.
Pan Peiyu explained to Yang Meng: "Mengzi, you are right, the boss did let them go whale watching, but can those people be so obedient? Definitely not! How can they stop when they get the sweetness? β
"So what's wrong?" Yang Meng didn't know.
Pan Peiyu explained: "If they really go to protest whale watching, so many people get together and it is an illegal assembly, and dealing with illegal gatherings in Western countries is not as kind as our country, and it will be okay to drive them away." For example, if Hong Kong Island was still in accordance with British law, they would have been in a bad luck situation! A few years ago, students poured into the center of London because of the problem of raising tuition fees, how did the British police deal with it? Beat them with batons and arrest them. This is especially true in the Stars and Stripes, where more than 1,000 people were directly arrested during the famous 'Occupy Wall Street' campaign, and the 'Ferguson Incident,' which occurred after the white policeman who shot and killed a young black man without being prosecuted, in which more than 400 people were arrested. To deal with such things, they have one to count one, and they can catch as many as they can. Are these people really going to Orange County to protest whale watching? Stars and Stripes are waving to them!"
Xiao Peng shrugged his shoulders: "And I, just let them go whale watching and let them experience the beauty of whales, and the tour group is also a whale watching tour group." Any illegal acts they have are spontaneous and have nothing to do with me. β
Only then did Yang Meng understand Xiao Peng's actions: "Damn, you're quite ruthless." You're putting them in a hole of death. β
"Who said I cheated them?" Xiao Peng took a puff of his cigar and looked comfortable: "They pit themselves." This is what it means, "Heaven can forgive oneself for its iniquity, and you cannot live." I just let them go whale watching, and if they do something else, haha, and want to stay in the Stars and Stripes? After squailing in prison, he was deported, and finally he was barred for life. I'll see if they're going to mess around in the name of animal protection. β
Pan Peiyu frowned: "Brother Peng, it's easy to turn things into a national public opinion event." You'd better tell Sun Lao and them about it, and take precautions in advance, especially to get a vaccination at the local embassy. β
After listening to this, Yang Meng asked, "What do you mean? Why do you still want to greet Sun Lao and them?"
Pan Peiyu explained: "Don't you understand, right?'Crying children have milk to drink', now there are too many people who are shameless for money these days, all kinds of nonsense, it was originally 'distribution according to work', and now it is 'distribution according to trouble'." β
Yang Meng blinked: "You mean 'medical trouble' like that?"
Xiao Peng snorted coldly: "To be precise, it's what we call a 'giant baby', who looks like five big and three thick, and starts to mess around when he encounters things." Don't worry, I've already vaccinated Sun Lao and them. Sun Lao and the others also agreed, and they just used this matter to rectify these 'giant baby' citizens. β
"What do you mean?" asked Yang Meng, puzzled.
"You know, our country's Yemeni evacuation shocked the world, and since then there have been many cancellations, as long as the Chinese people are in trouble outside, someone will help, but this is also used to many people's problems. For example, during the eruption of the volcano in Bali, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs issued many warnings reminding tourists not to go there, but there were still 17,000 tourists trapped somewhere, and then they began to ask the state for help, and the state sent planes to save people, but some of them were not satisfied, because the state asked them to pay for air tickets!
"And when Typhoon 'Jade Rabbit' ravaged the country of Stars and Stripes, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs reminded them not to go there, but 1,500 Chinese tourists were still stranded on Saipan, and due to the damage to the road at Typhoon Saipan's airport, no planes or ships could get close to Saipan, but what was the result? The people trapped there were kidnapped by all kinds of morals, and they had to let the state come to the rescue. The airport is ruined there, and the Stars and Stripes' own planes and ships can't go, so let's go to a fart!"
Yang Meng was still puzzled: "I still don't understand, why do you say that you want to give the local embassy a vaccination? What does this have to do with the embassy?"