Chapter 1416: The Man Who Rolls the Fastest on the Surface

"Don't worry, answer my question first, and let me see if you deserve my help. I'm going to ask, Brad, you were sent by the Nok family to trouble me?"

Miyayoshi quietly took two steps back and tasted loudly, first to understand Brad's identity.

As for why you should retreat, it is natural to worry about being smoked by farts, or to keep a safe distance.

"The Nock family? How do you know? Well, then I won't hide it from you, I was indeed sent by the Nock family. It's really none of my business, I'm just doing what I'm told, and now I know I'm wrong...... Huh?"

Brad paused for a moment, and then immediately followed Miyayoshi's meaning, nodded hurriedly, and admitted it all. All of this is to be able to live Miyayoshi's forgiveness and pull him out as soon as possible.

Burst...... Poof!poof!!poof!!

Before the words fell, I suddenly felt a cramping pain in my stomach, and first a small fart came slowly. Brad's face changed instantly, and he tried to suppress it, but the more he pressed, the more fierce this fart became, and he couldn't hold it down at all, and soon he was like a wild horse that had escaped, and this release was out of control. It's like a surging river.

Coincidence, this must be a coincidence! God can't be so effective!

Brad cried out in a broken heart, reluctant to connect the words he had just promised God. There is absolutely no necessary connection between the two.

"I'll ...... Now, Brad, what else do you want to say? Are you sure it's really sent by the Nock family? Calm down, think about it, and come back to ask you later! You're moving a little bit, and your ass is squirting! That's awesome!"

Miyayoshi shook his head, stepped back some distance, and said loudly to Brad from afar.

"I ......"

Brad wanted to cry, and he wanted to tell Miyayoshi out loud that he wasn't lying. But this fart sound has already muffled his voice, and he feels like he is going to release the farts of the second half of his life at once.

Damn, what the hell is going on? I didn't even have time to eat this morning, how can there be so much air in my stomach? It's not scientific!

Brad couldn't control it, and it was the first time he knew that he was farting so badly that he couldn't stop. The air that came in from the nose and mouth didn't seem to come out of the nose, and all of it squirted out of the buttocks.

Oh no, I have to suck the air out of the sewers, and the bottom sludge and garbage have to be sucked in.

Brad's face was pale, he stood upside down for a long time, he was already prone to cerebral congestion, and under this crazy fart, his face was really embarrassing. Thanks to the fact that the ability was upgraded not long ago, it was normal for me to change to normal, and now I'm afraid I'm suffocated and unconscious.

Five minutes, a lot of seconds, before Brad's ass quieted down.

What the hell am I eating wrong? My anus looks like it's going to come off, it doesn't look like mine!

Brad's eyes rolled, and the little short legs were weak, hanging limply.

"How's it going?Have you figured it out?Who sent you?Why did you come to trouble me?Answer me after thinking about it, if you say something half-false, you'll continue to fart!"

After another two minutes, the wind blew away the poisonous gas emitted by Brad, and Miyayoshi walked over again and asked.

"I ...... I'm actually a member of the super-powerful organization...... It's our boss No. 1, who ordered me to keep an eye on you!Really, I promise I didn't lie to you...... Call...... It's stuffy down there, can you pull me up first...... I...... I'm about to suffocate ......"

Brad was originally a very tough man, and he opened his mouth to insist, claiming to be sent by the Nock family. But when the words came to his mouth, he immediately swallowed them back. In fact, this is not a secret, don't take this risk again, I was really scared just now, and I don't want to experience it again.

"I seem to have heard you say that you are already the strongest man on earth, how can you suffocate to death? Don't worry, answer me one more question, and I'll pull you up. Number One sent you to keep an eye on me, is there any other mission besides these? Is there anyone else in your organization nearby besides you? Tell me first, remember not to hide it!"

Miyayoshi really didn't expect that Brad who was chasing him turned out to be a member of the Super Organization. Nine times out of ten, their goal is also for the crystal tower. It's a pity that the crystal tower is gone now. Miyayoshi felt the need to ask someone to tell the No. 1 about this matter, so that they wouldn't keep sending people to annoy him in the future.

"No, it's enough to send me alone, staring at Miyayoshi, you are an ordinary person, do you need such a big battle? Miyayoshi, don't worry, you can pull me up quickly! Look, I haven't farted anymore, proving that I didn't lie to you. ”

Brad only wanted to get out of the pit quickly, and the question asked by Miyayoshi was not an ulterior secret, so it was nothing to tell Miyayoshi the truth.

"Oh, okay! I'm done with my question, I can pull you out. But I still feel a bit of a loss to pull you out like this. It's better to do this, in exchange, I'll pull you up, Brad, you're responsible for filling in this road, isn't it okay?"

Miyayoshi looked at the road that the car couldn't drive, and happened to find a coolie to help fix the road. Since Brad is a person from a super organization, he must have more ability than ordinary people, and there should be a way to fill a gap in a highway.

"OK! No problem! Pull me out first, I'll help you fill this way! Quick, pull me out!"

Brad almost didn't think about it, and directly agreed to Miyayoshi. As soon as it comes out, it should be my turn to have the final say.

"Then it's settled? I'll pull you out, and Brad you're going to help me build the road. If you don't, you're lying again, right? Is there a problem with being punished for lying? Brad?"

Miyayoshi is not worried about Brad at all that he will regret it, as long as he tells Brad in advance that he will nod his head. Whoever dares to repent, naturally there are ancient coins to punish him.

"OK! Quick, pull me out...... I'll help you fix it then......" Brad said impatiently, and as for the punishment Miyayoshi said, he wasn't worried at all.

Just rely on the palace guitar? When Brad regains his freedom, what will the palace guitar punish him? It's ridiculous!

Brad just wanted to get out of the pit, but he still didn't notice it at all, he was once again pitted by Miyayoshi, and after not thinking too much, he agreed to Miyayoshi's conditions again.

"Okay! Go out and rely on friends, meeting each other is fate, we help each other, there is no difficulty that cannot be solved! Ouch, Brad, your turtle shell is stuck very tightly, I am afraid that I can't pull it alone. How many pounds do you have? It looks like it's heavy. ”

Miyayoshi tried to get to Labrad's tortoise shell and foot, but both times failed, and the tortoise shell got stuck too tightly on the manhole cover to be pulled at all.

"Can't pull it, won't you? Gong Ji, you are too weak, my weight is only 120 catties, plus this turtle shell, the total weight is less than 200 catties. It's so light, you can't even pull it, aren't you? Miyayoshi, did you mean it?"

Brad was angry and anxious, and Miyayoshi was also very weak, Brad stood upside down on the wellhead without moving, constantly complaining that Miyayoshi was useless.

"Ahem! Wow! Brad is so short, he actually weighs 120 pounds? Is it really fake? Are you 120 centimeters tall? Weight and height are one to one, this is the first time I have met, and he is known as the fastest man on land!"

Miyayoshi exclaimed, and Brad had succeeded in shocking him with his weight.

Burst!

"Is it strange that I am one hundred and twenty pounds? I used to be much taller than you, but now I am only temporary, don't talk nonsense if you don't know. If you want Miyayoshi to pull it, don't you have a car next to it? You tie me with a rope and pull it with a car! That's all right, right?"

The last thing Brad wants is for others to discuss his height, and when he talks about such sad things, Brad feels a strong hurt in his heart. The height problem, this is one of Brad's taboos, and the most annoying thing is that others talk about his height problem.

With this alone, Gong Ji is enough to die a hundred times!

"Pull it with a car? OK! No problem! Brad, you're so smart, why didn't I think of it just now? Wait a minute, I'll look in the car to see if there's a rope!"

Miyayoshi was right when he heard it, if he used a car to pull it, it would save a lot of effort. I remember that there was a roll of hemp rope in the trunk, so I immediately went to find it, one end tied to Brad's turtle shell, and the other end tied to the front of the car.

Rumble!

I started the car, stepped on the door, the rope was tightened, and I pulled it vigorously, and I really succeeded in pulling Brad into the air.

"Oh, I'm sorry! I seem to have pushed him too hard and thrown him away!"

Miyayoshi got out of the car and exclaimed apologetically, only to see that Brad was thrown dozens of meters away at once and landed on a tree! The strength was not mastered well, Miyayoshi did not expect the power of this off-road vehicle to erupt so huge, and he threw Brad away with a pull, and the rope could not be tethered.

"Wife, look over there, there's a turtle climbing up the tree!"

"How could a turtle possibly go up a tree...... Ahh......h Oh my God, there was a meteor shower last night, and I saw a turtle up the tree this morning, what the hell is going on in this world?"

It just so happened that a nearby peasant couple was passing by, and when they saw Brad in the tree, they all let out an exclamation in unison, and they were stunned for a while.

Poof!

"Ouch! bastard! Damn, watch me kill Miyayoshi, you bastard!

Brad fell from the tree, saw that his head was falling down, and was about to hit a stone under the tree, and retracted his head in time. As soon as he landed, Brad didn't care about anything else, and the first thing he did when he got up was to find Miyayoshi!

This just now was definitely done by Miyayoshi's kid on purpose, deliberately throwing Brad away. Fortunately, it is protected by this turtle shell, and if you were an ordinary person, you would definitely fall to your death just now.

But Brad didn't want to, if it was an ordinary person, he would definitely not be stuck in a sewer well like him.

But Brad doesn't care, this account is to be counted on the head of the palace guitar no matter what!

Power sprint!

Brad turned into a high-speed spinning ball and whizzed towards Miyayoshi. The speed was extremely fast, and in the blink of an eye, he rushed in front of Miyayoshi!

"Huh, it's coming quickly! Look at the speed at which Brad came, you must not have fallen just now! Not bad! Hurry up, you just came to help me repair the road. Miyayoshi smiled, not seemingly aware of Brad's anger.

"Hmph, Miyayoshi, die! You still want me to build roads, don't think about it!ah......"

Brad smiled coldly, he couldn't vent the anger in his heart if he didn't kill Miyayoshi today. This Miyayoshi actually wants Brad to build roads, what an idiot!

When he was about to hit Miyayoshi, suddenly the floor was very slippery, and his limbs couldn't exert his strength, so he slipped on the same ground, which was very funny.

"Yo, Brad, you want to hit me again? Is this slippery or not? You're going to come and go, that's all you can do? Don't play anymore, hurry up and fill in the ditch in front of me! Don't forget that you promised God that if you wouldn't, you'd be panicking. What happens when you lie, you shouldn't need me to remind you of that, do you?"

Miyayoshi was trying to dodge, but he saw Brad rushing over, and when he came to Miyayoshi, he suddenly began to slip in place, which looked particularly funny.

"You...... Damn, why is there so much moss on the floor? I don't believe it, I can't hit you!

Brad was furious and turned around the moss, intending to rush over from the other side and kill Miyyoshi.

But when he was about to get close to Miyayoshi, he slipped again, this time even more violently, and his body spun unbalancedly. When I looked at it, I didn't know when there was a lot of car oil left on the ground, and the floor was extremely slippery!

Burst...... Puff puff puff puff ......

"Damn, damn it, this fart is here again...... Don't ......"

Just when Brad was about to try to make a U-turn and hit Miyayoshi for the third time, the terrible thing came, Brad's chrysanthemum swelled, and his stomach was like a blower again, and he began to blow on his anus again.

What the hell is going on with my stomach?

Brad was telling and spinning, and suddenly the chrysanthemums opened and closed, and he couldn't stop it, and once again deflated one by one. Paired with Brad's new skills he learned, the power sprint, at first glance, it is quite a match, in the process of charging, with this sonorous and powerful string of farts sounds, it is like installing a big horn on a sports car, and the momentum skyrockets in an instant.

This is just from an outsider's point of view, but Brad, who is the person concerned, is so depressed that he rolls his eyes, what the hell did you encounter today? This is playing with me!

"Brad, you'd better save some effort to build the road, if you persist in refusing to build the road, then you may keep farting in the future, and never stop. Even if you die, you'll be a fart. I'll ask you again now, do you want to build this road or not?"

Miyayoshi was also stunned by Brad's skill, which is a perfect match for this fart, with its own horn!

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