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"Wife, look over there, there's a turtle farting!"

"Husband, don't be kidding, how can a turtle fart? Even if it does, how can you hear it? What a loud, shameful voice! Is that really a tortoise? I guess it's the latest electric toy! It's a toy turtle that only turns in circles and has its own horn!"

……

For the first time, Brad felt that hearing too well wasn't necessarily a good thing. Suddenly, not far away, I heard the peasant couple exclaiming, pointing at him Brad, but Brad was angry!

What is a farting turtle called?

Finally the toy turtles are here! Damn, if you don't have your hands out now, you two will die today!

But now the question is, when will this fart end?

That's right, it's a real pull of the wind, and everywhere Brad passes, he is able to create a natural convulsion, forming a unique whirlwind scene.

And Brad, who is a popular man, is in an extremely broken mood at the moment, and he can't wait to find a wooden plug to block his chrysanthemum. It's too frustrating, the newly acquired skills, the feeling that I am going to dominate the world are gone, and this never-ending fart is ruined.

What Miyayoshi said, shouldn't it really work, right?

Brad thought that he would keep farting like this in the future, and the originally handsome and joyful new skill power sprint became convulsive and became a big joke, which was too tragic. Brad couldn't help but make up for it, when he died, when he was lying in the coffin, he accepted countless relatives and friends to pay respects, and as a result, the picture of his body farts was really too beautiful to imagine.

"Ah!!That's enough!!I'll fix it, I'll help you build the road! Isn't that okay? I won't hit you!"

Brad finally compromised with Miyayoshi, and five minutes of letting Brad feel like he was going to prolapse his anus, and if he continued to put it down permanently, even Tieju couldn't stand it.

It's really that amazing, when Brad said this, Brad's fart began to quieten, and then slowly stopped.

Originally, he was just skeptical, but at this time, he really believed it completely, and Brad was cursed with a terrible curse.

"Hee-hee! Wise choice! If that's the case, then hurry up and fill in the road!

Miyayoshi didn't expect Brad to succumb so quickly, but he was quite smart.

"Isn't it true that if I fill in this path, you will take back the poisonous curse of farting?" Brad breathed a sigh of relief, not farting turned out to be such a happy thing. The hot feeling of chrysanthemum is a very unpleasant memory.

Brad now believes that this is a terrible poison spell that Miyayoshi quietly cast on him, and finds a way to get Miyaji to take it back. I knew that Gong Guitar still had such an ability, and Brad said that he would not come out to disturb Gong Ji, and now he really regrets it.

"Hehe, this is not a poisonous curse, and I can't take it back. It's a promise you made to God, and you promised God to fill in the road so that my car could drive through. As long as you finish it, you'll be fine, but if you don't admit it afterwards, you will naturally be punished. It's getting late, and if you don't act quickly, Brad, God will be unhappy again......!

Miyayoshi smiled and pointed to the deep ditch in the center of the road, telling Brad to move quickly.

"Don't be punished...... I'll fill it in, can't I fill it out right away?"

When Brad heard the word punishment, his face changed instantly, and he hurriedly called Miyayoshi, and he quickly took action!

Power sprint!

In order to avoid the pain of the fart curse, Brad also fought, and spun at high speed to the pile of meteorites on the side of the road, which was pushed aside by the meteorite, and crashed into the mud and gravel mounds like a hill!

Rumble!!!

"Wow! This short Brad is very powerful, this collision is no less powerful than a locomotive, such a big pile of mud and rocks, it can be knocked away in an instant. If it hits a person's body, I'm afraid I'm going to crash out!"

Miyayoshi couldn't help but exclaim when he watched from the side, admitting that he had underestimated this Brad at first. Others seem to be a little funny, and they will only sprint with one move, but this power is obviously not small. And that's good, thanks to Brad, otherwise the road wouldn't have been filled so quickly, and it seems that the wrong person was not found!

Judging from this speed, it shouldn't take more than ten minutes for this road to be repaired!

Power Sprint!

Power Sprint!

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Whew!Whew!I'm tired!

Brad was really uncomfortable at this moment.

In the past, in the super organization, because of his weak ability, he was often used as an errand for the masters, and no one looked down on him. Last night, I was lucky enough to get one, and I may only have one adventure in my life. I've gained a new and powerful skill, Power Dash.

100-meter sprint, can open mountains and split rocks, invincible!

When he realized that he had obtained such an awesome skill as power sprinting, Brad felt that his strength had improved to a new stage, strong self-confidence, and even once thought that he had the strength to challenge No. 1 and stood at the top of the food chain in this world. Who else will look at him in the future, who will dare to laugh at his Brad's height, and what woman will dare to look down on him again?

His heart has swelled to the point that when he is about to become the ruler of the earth, how can he still stare at a mere Miyayoshi with that effort? Rush out directly, and knock others into a half-crippled first!

But who would have expected that the tragedy would happen, pouring a basin of cold water on Brad's fiery heart, and turning it cold!

What a magic skill the power sprint, even against an oncoming locomotive, Brad dares to collide with it!

As soon as the power sprint comes out, I believe that there is nothing in this world that can resist his own collision!

But now, for the first time, I, Brad, have really used such a magic skill as power sprinting, and it is actually used to hit rocks and fill the road!

The more Brad thought about it, the more aggrieved he felt, and when the problem of adjusting the curse was solved, he must deal with this hateful Miyayoshi with his own hands.

Brad's depressed mood at the moment is like a person who has just cultivated into a peerless martial art, and he is ready to dominate the martial arts when he goes out. Unexpectedly, he was forced by the current situation and had to go to the construction site to sell his body and sell his physical strength to move bricks to make a living. Using the peerless martial arts obtained from penance, carrying the bricks that are twice as tall as himself, shuttling back and forth in the construction site, it is full of tears when I think about it.

But Brad is even worse, the heroes move bricks to make hard-earned money, at least they can be paid. But Brad, what is he trying to do so far? He doesn't have a dime, and he has to be commanded and directed.

"Huh, that's not right! Miyayoshi, why are you standing still? I'm just filling the road alone, so what are you doing?"

After seven or eight hits in a row, the pothole was almost half filled, and Brad was so tired that he lay on the ground to rest, and suddenly noticed something, and he was so angry that he immediately stood up again and looked for Miyayoshi to theorize.

It turned out that from beginning to end, this guy Miyayoshi stood by and watched, like a supervisor, and from time to time he was still pointing fingers from the side, and Brad stopped doing it.

"Why should I move? Brad, can't you just fill it in? I'm watching from the side to see if you haven't done a good job! At present, you've done a good job, keep up the good work! Come on! It's almost halfway done, and if you push a few more handfuls, the road will almost be repaired! The people of the United States will always remember Brad, your selfless dedication and road building today!"

Miyayoshi said as a matter of course, not quite understanding why Brad asked that. Oh, you need encouragement, right! Miyayoshi can meet such a request!

"Miyayoshi, have you forgotten? Or are you pretending to be confused? Okay, I'm just helping you, that is, assisting you in building the road! Now that I'm half done by myself, shouldn't you finish the remaining half?"

Brad was about to faint when he heard Miyayoshi's answer. Damn, Miyayoshi, this guy shouldn't use me Brad as a coolie, right?

"Help me? Brad, how can you be so clear about everything? Okay, if you have to care, then I will figure it out with you! We talked about it before, did I help you pull you up, and you just helped me fix the road? That's right? So the question is, did you help when I pulled you? Did I pull Brad out of the pit alone?"

Miyayoshi decided to reason with Brad and had to convince him.

"I ...... I'm stuck, if I can move on my own, do I need your help? You're full of crooked reasoning and quibbles!" Brad jumped up in anger, and Miyayoshi still had the face to mention this to him?

"Look, you know it yourself, you didn't help me, according to the principle of fair exchange, should you fill in the road now? There is no problem, right? I think it's fair, there's no problem! Brad, don't be like this, I helped you, and it's normal for you to help me again! As the saying goes, those who can work harder. You're so powerful at sprinting with that you can fill the road in just a few clicks. I can't do it, I can't do such a big pit for a whole day. ”

Miyayoshi said with a smile, not caring about Brad jumping up at all.

Brad vomits blood, when is the strength strong, should he work more? This crooked reasoning!

"Miyayoshi, you're quibbling, it's an excuse for you to be lazy. I don't care, I'm too tired to have the strength, my abilities are exhausted. For the rest, you can do it yourself, I won't do it!"

Brad is going to strike, but he is about to become the strongest man on earth, how can he be a bulldozer here? What's more, his magic power sprint is not used here to build roads! This is a great shame for a supernatural person!

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