Chapter 496: Grumpy Doorman Uncle
However, the reality is very cruel, and the world of technology nerds is really very few people can understand, especially beautiful girls are even more difficult to understand, and they are destined to die alone. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
As soon as this emotion arose, Cubada suddenly felt a cramping pain in his stomach, and his face changed greatly.
Here's the trouble!
Cuba Da Chrysanthemum tightened, quickly got out of the car, hurriedly closed the car door, and looked around for a toilet. Where can I find a toilet for the time being? Cubada hurriedly took out the collection and searched the map, but found no public toilets, but there was a McDonald's in Qinglong Grace Garden, and you could go in and borrow a toilet for the time being. Just across a wall, Gubata watched from afar as Miyayoshi and the three of them entered from the doorman.
Cubada was not easy to run over, for fear that the chrysanthemum would not be able to control it, so he could only endure it and walk over slowly.
"Stop, where are you going, show your pass!"
Before he reached the gate of Qinglong Grace Garden, he was stopped by an uncle who guarded the door. The reason is also very simple, that is, the posture of Cuba Data's walking looks strange, which is very different from ordinary people, and immediately attracts the attention of the doorman.
"Eh, I'll go in...... Eh, looking for a friend......" Gubarda secretly complained in his heart, his stomach hurt so badly that he really couldn't help it.
"Looking for a friend? That means you don't have a pass? What kind of friend are you looking for? Come and register first! And show your ID card...... "Listening to Cubada's words, the doorman suspected that there was something wrong with Gubada, so he called him over to register his visit, and kept looking at Gubada's ass, as if he suspected that he was carrying a bomb or something like dangerous goods.
"Uncle! Can you be accommodating? I really have something urgent, so I will go in for a while, and I will come out soon! The young man and the woman who went in just now are actually my friends! I came with them...... Sizzle...... Poof......"
Cubada was about to faint, and when he was registered, he was afraid that the would be pulled up to his pants. Cuba is in a hurry, I just hope that this doorman can be accommodating. Cubada saw the three of them in Miyayoshi, who had just gone in quickly, and didn't see them register any information. Why did he get here and have to register? This old man who guards the door is clearly discriminating against people! There was another cramp in his stomach, and he took a deep breath, but the result was that he couldn't hold back his fart, and ran out, and the scene was a little embarrassing.
"Accommodating? I've accommodating you, in case you do something bad in it, who will accommodate me at that time? Just three children, they have relatives who live here in Graceland, so naturally they can enter without registration. If you have relatives, you can ask your relatives to call me, and if someone guarantees it, you can go in. However, you still need to fill out the visit information form first. It's our rule, don't go in if you don't follow it!"
The doorman always insisted that when entering Qinglong Grace Garden, he must follow the rules, otherwise it would be useless for anyone to come.
"Uncle, the three people who just went in, they are really my friends. If you don't believe me, I'll call her...... Where's my phone? It must have been left in the car!" Gubada was anxious at this time, and his body was even more anxious. Only then did I remember that I could call Ao Lingdie and they turned around and brought him in, but when I touched my pocket, I found that the mobile phone was not on my body.
If you want to enter my door, you have to follow my rules, otherwise it will be useless even if your father is the mayor. "Uncle Janitor, he insisted on his principles very much, and said that if he didn't follow his rules, he wouldn't let Cuba come in.
Cuba is very painful, and at this time he is in the embarrassment of not being able to go up or down. Knowing that there was such a difficult old janitor here, Cuba Da would rather drive a little farther to find a public toilet. But now this is hanging up and down, not going in, not going in.
"This ...... Miss, show me your pass......"
Just when Cuba Da Ta was about how to enter the gate of Graceland, a woman wearing a tight black skirt and long hair over her shoulders, carrying a backpack on her shoulder, was also about to enter, but was also stopped by the doorman.
Cubada glanced at the woman and couldn't help but be stunned for a moment. Nima's, is this a woman, or is it a man? If you just look at his face, you can't tell where he looks like a woman. Cubada's gaze couldn't help but look down, looking at the two pieces on the woman's chest, and seriously suspected that they were fake.
"What pass? I go in every day, and I don't see a pass? Uncle, you just came?" said the woman in the black dress dissatisfiedly, his voice a little sharp, sounding strange.
"Fart! My old Li Tou has been guarding the door here for more than ten years, and there is no one who lives in Graceland who doesn't know my old Li Tou. I've been here every day, and I've never seen you. If you don't have a pass, just come and fill out the form! I don't know what day it is, all the demons and monsters are running out!" Uncle Doorman's temper is not small, and he doesn't care who this woman is. There is no pass, and everything else will be interviewed. It's full of rich people, and if some terrorists are put in, then what's the deal?
"Uncle, let's be accommodating, right? People will go in to visit a friend, and come out in half an hour at most, how about it?" The woman in the black dress saw that the doorman's temper was bigger than hers, and her tone suddenly softened, and she took the doorman's hand and pleaded.
Is it okay for me to go? Now even a doorman learns to take bribes?
Cubada's eyes widened, and he saw the woman in the black dress take out a pack of cigarettes from her bag and quietly stuff it into the hand of the doorman. Such a bribe from Chiguoguo is really too frustrating. Ouch, why didn't I think of it? I think I'm still too young...... However, there seems to be nothing on him to bribe the dead old man.
"Hmph! My old Li Tou is a principled person, and he will never easily change his principles because he has accepted something from others! You know?" the doorman was not taboo at all, and naturally put the pack of cigarettes in his pocket, and then said with a righteous face.
"Yes, yes...... Uncle Li, you say that you are honest and upright, and you are a model that our younger generations have learned in their lives. So, that Uncle Li, I don't know if I can go in now? I'm really in a hurry, as long as I go in for half an hour, I'll come out soon. Really!" said the woman in the black dress with a smile, signaling the doorman to open the door quickly and let him in.
The woman in the black dress was secretly proud, but fortunately she had been prepared, and just after a convenience store, she bought a pack of cigarettes. It seems that the doorman's strategy given on the Internet is really effective, and it can be easily done with only a pack of cigarettes for about ten yuan.
"No matter what urgency you have, fill out the form first, take out your ID card for registration, and after confirming that there is no problem, I will naturally let you in! Take out your ID card, I must first confirm whether you are a man or a woman!" Unexpectedly, the doorman immediately straightened his face and stretched out his hand to the woman in the black dress to ask for his ID card.
"ID card? I still have to fill out the form? Isn't it? Uncle, don't be joking, I really have something urgent......" The woman in the black dress was dumbfounded, she couldn't imagine that the old man of the doorman didn't let him in after accepting his cigarette, as if nothing had happened.
In a hurry, the woman in the black dress took out a pack of cigarettes from her bag and stuffed it into the doorman's hand.
"Hehe! Who doesn't have a hurry? Look at the young boy next to him? He also said that he was in a hurry, and he also wanted to go in without registering, do you think it was possible? If anyone is like you, my old Li Tou still needs to exist here? Or is it the same sentence, if you want to go in, you must first register and fill in, and then take out your ID card. Uncle Doorman, he also did not refuse to come, and once again he stuffed the cigarette into his pocket very neatly.
But he is not lax at all about the woman in the black dress, he still adheres to the rules, and he will not be allowed to enter if he does not register.
"Uncle, how can you do this? I'll have the last pack of cigarettes left, and I'll give them all to you. Can't you just be accommodating?, I swear to God, I'll come out soon, it's really to visit a friend!" The woman in the black dress took out a pack of cigarettes from her bag again, and stuffed it into the doorman's uncle, her face becoming more and more ugly.
This dead old man is too greedy to get tired of it, and his appetite is so big! You can't feed you with three packs of cigarettes? What a shame on you!
"ID card, registration! How many times do you want me to tell you before you can understand?" The doorman was still the same neat, and kicked the third pack of cigarettes into his pocket. Then again, his face was not red, and his heart was not beating.
Cubada was dumbfounded when he saw this on the side. This old man is really dark, he received three packs of cigarettes from others, and he was still not satisfied.
"Uncle, how can you be like this? You can't be accommodating, why do you accept my cigarettes again? You quickly return the cigarettes!" The woman in the black dress obviously didn't expect the doorman's appetite to be so good, and he still refused to let go after receiving three packs of cigarettes in a row.
"Smoke? What kind of cigarette? Don't you want to wronged people, when did my old Li Tou accept your cigarettes? Hurry up, come and log in when you enter, or get out! If you don't register it clearly, if something happens, who will be responsible? Really!" The doorman spread his hands and directly denied that he had collected cigarettes in front of the woman in the black dress.
With such a thick skin, there is no one. This saw that the woman in the black dress and the Cuban on the side were dumbfounded, accepting bribes and receiving such a realm, it was simply sugar-coated and spit out cannonballs, which was too shameless.
This old man is really not wrong, he is really a man of principles, and he will never easily change his principles because he has accepted other people's things! Made, who was tricked by an old man, beat her chest in black with anger.