"Dead old man! You are shameless! You obviously accepted my cigarettes, but before you even turned around, you even denied it. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info You are so brazen, beware that no one will send you to the end when you are old!"

The woman in the black dress was so angry that she was really unlucky to meet such an old man, and finally she couldn't help but scold.

"Dead lady! You have no one to send you to the end! You poor ghost, you use three packs of garbage cigarettes that add up to less than 30 yuan, and you still want to learn from other people's bribes? If it weren't for the recent resurgence of the weather in my old Li Tou, and his rheumatic legs are not good, and it is inconvenient to buy cigarettes, the ghost would be willing to smoke just your broken cigarettes! Hmph!" When the doorman heard this, he was not happy, and immediately scolded back.

"Dead old man! You keep your mouth clean and scold who is a ladyboy? Believe it or not, I can make you retire immediately within five minutes with a phone call? Do you know who I am? Talk to you dead old man in a good voice, this is to give you face, you know? I don't want to do it, lest others say that I am bullying the old man. Anyone who is interested, open the door quickly!"

The woman in the black dress jumped up instantly, her voice became extremely sharp, and her tone became very stern. Just listening to the tone of his voice, it was as if he knew the supreme head of the country, and a phone call could decide a person's life and death. I ask you, an old man who is a gatekeeper, are you afraid? Are you afraid? Are you afraid? Are you afraid?

"What if the shemale just scolds you? Is it really my old Li Tou and old eyes are dizzy? I think I can't see it, you dead pervert. Do you want to pretend to be a woman when you wear fancy clothes and a wig? Please take a look in a mirror, your Adam's apple is even more protruding than mine, and you also want to pretend to be a woman? If you want to pretend to be a woman next time, please shave the stubble on the side of your lips! My old Li Tou has lived most of his life, and there are no demons and monsters that he has never seen? If you say that you are a shemale, then you are still elevated, and you are not even as good as a shemale!"

"What? My old Li Tou is just talking about you, are you not convinced? Come on? Hit me? A phone call will make me retire? Hehe, if you have the ability, you can call? Do you know some awesome people, just call. My unsuccessful son is called Li Baocai, if you don't know him, log on to the city government website to check it...... Hey, you're a shemale, what are you running?"

However, the doorman was even more stubborn, and he was not afraid of the threat of the woman in the black dress at all, and pushed back in a more rigid tone.

Li Baocai's name sounds familiar...... Isn't this the name of the mayor of Yangcheng? This dead old man, his son is the mayor?

When the woman in the black dress heard the name Li Baocai, she was stunned for a moment, and then her legs became weak!

didn't say anything, the woman in the black dress turned his head and left!

This old man of the guard has such a terrible background, I can't afford to provoke him, can't he hide? It's really unlucky, at the gate of Qinglong Grace Garden, how can there be such an old man with a deep background guarding? This is not scientific!

Seeing that he was so awesome and coaxing the women to come down, it was impossible for him to enter through this gate, unless he had wings and flew in......

Why am I so stupid? I can fly in! The place where McDonald's and my car stop is just separated by a wall, why should I have to go through this gate? With this dead old man, I guess I can't get in even if I pulls out my pants.

Cuckoo...... Puff puff......

Cubada slapped his head and realized that he was also stupid. He has tools in his car that can easily help him cross the fence of this neighborhood without realizing it, and get to McDonald's in an instant.

The stomach is turning over the river, and this feeling is getting stronger and stronger. If someone asks Gubanda at this time what happiness is, then he will definitely answer that a roll of toilet paper and a toilet bowl are happiness.

Enduring the discomfort, Gubarda carried the chrysanthemum and returned to his multi-purpose reconnaissance vehicle again. Quickly in the back of the truck, find a metal box and a black long-handled umbrella.

The box is a super flying treasure chest, and the umbrella is a parachute, both of which are two kinds of detective practical equipment that he independently developed.

Hold the umbrella in one hand, press the remote control in the other, and step on the flying treasure chest with both feet. All you need to do is turn on the infrared emitter on the Flying Treasure Chest, link it to the remote control in your hand, and then gently press the red button on the remote control. The spring of the flying treasure chest popped out, and with a pee, it instantly bounced the capable person into the air. As long as the angle coefficient and elastic coefficient of the ejection of the flying treasure chest are slightly changed according to the environmental needs of the site, Gubarda can be bounced to the opposite side of the wall.

The great thing about this flying treasure chest is that all the parameters are automatically calculated by the computer, and the error will not exceed five centimeters. After hundreds of experiments, Cubada has developed a very mature product, which can be regarded as one of Cubada's proud works. It can accurately send people to an altitude of less than 10 meters for a parabolic flight.

The Bluetooth headset in my ear sounded with a mechanical sound: the flight mission was calculated, the weight calibration was completed, the flight distance was confirmed, and the flight altitude was adjusted. Ready to bounce, countdown, 3 ...... 2…… 1…… Jump!

Cubada had already used the Flying Treasure Chest many times, so it was very natural for him to press the button on the remote control very casually. In an instant, a tremendous force came from under his feet, pushing Cuba's feet up!

"Brother, take me ......"

"Ahh......hhhh

Bang!

Just as he was about to take off, a pair of hands suddenly came out of his back and hugged his waist. I felt my body sink suddenly, and I exclaimed, and I secretly screamed that it was not good! Originally, it was a parabolic trajectory that was calculated very accurately, and Cubada would have passed over the wall beautifully, but because of the instant weight gain, the parabola died directly.

As a result, the Cuban quickly slammed into the thick wall, and then slid off the wall and slammed it to the floor.

"Ouch! my face...... Who are you?

Gubarda covered his face and touched his ass before he got up from his top in pain to see who was holding him from behind.

At first glance, Cubada was taken aback. Mom, isn't this the shemale dressed as a woman?

"Ouch, my ass is all broken...... Brother, you also entered Qinglong Grace Garden, right? Trouble to take me for a ride by the way? Nice to meet you, what do you call me, brother? My name is Shao Ming, male! Don't get me wrong, look at my dress, I am dressed like this for some reason, and I don't mean anything else, hehe!"

This person is the woman in the black dress who was defeated in the confrontation with the doorman not long ago, the guy who was exposed by the doorman as a man disguised as a woman. If Gong Ji was here, he would definitely recognize it as Shao Ming himself. However, why Shao Ming is dressed like this, it is estimated that no one will know except him.

"Wo Cao! Are you sick? I don't know you, if you want to go in, won't you climb in? I warn you, don't drag me, or don't blame me for being rude!"

If it weren't for this dead shemale pulling him, he would have flown over the wall a long time ago, and he might have sat down on the toilet by this time.

"Brother, don't be so angry? If you have something to say, I really have something urgent to go in, can you do me a favor? Let's go in too! This box of yours looks very powerful, how can you bounce people over like this? Will you fall to your death?" Shao Ming finally saw the hope of entering Qinglong Grace Garden, and said that he wanted the person in front of him to bring him in. Flying in like this is definitely a hundred times more reliable than going in through the gate.

"Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Do you hear me? You're in a hurry, don't I have a hurry? Go farther away, don't come near me! Do you hear that?"

What's more, when the flying treasure chest was designed, the maximum weight was set to be only an adult's weight, and two people couldn't fly at all. So this can only be a bullet and fly in alone.

Click! Click!

Gubada quickly restored the Flying Chest, and he stood up again, ready to fire the bomb again. But seeing Shao Ming approaching him again, Gubarda waved the umbrella in his hand, trying to drive him away from him.

"Hehe, brother, don't do this, take me...... It's convenient for me to be convenient for myself, and I'm really in a hurry. Shao Ming was still unwilling to give up, and persuaded Cuba to come to him. Just a distance of about one meter next to him, he is staring at Cubada at any time, as long as he flies, he is likely to rush up and hug Cubada as soon as possible.

Gubadati played Shao Ming, and the Bluetooth headset in his ear sounded a mechanical sound again: the flight mission began to be calculated, the weight calibration was completed, the flight distance was confirmed, and the flight altitude adjustment was completed. Ready to bounce, countdown, 3 ...... 2…… 1…… Jump!

"Brother, wait for me ......"

"Fuck the grass! Get out of the way!"

"Let it go!"

"Oh!

Bang!

As soon as Cubada flew up, Shao Ming immediately pounced, this time it was a little slower, but he still hugged Cubada's thigh.

Almost in the same position, the two of them flew up together again and hit almost the same position on that wall.

Cubada's face hit twice in a row, knocking his nose out of blood, and the pain made him burst into tears!

In fact, Shao Ming's fall was not light, he fell from a height of more than five meters, and his buttocks felt broken, and then there was a Cuba of more than 100 pounds that fell on him, which was not comfortable at all.