Chapter 498: Actually, I'm a Policeman

Burst!!!

"Brother, what are you doing here? Do you start using chemical weapons in retaliation? Ahem......

What's even more terrifying is that when Gubarda fell, Shao Ming heard a strange noise, and then a violent stench came to his nose. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Shao Ming, he's going to be choked!

Shao Ming swears that he has never smelled a more stinky fart in his life. I believe that if there are mosquitoes flying by, they will not survive for a second.

"Nima's! Dead shemale! You still have the face to ask me what I'm going to do? I'm fucking asking what you're going to do! Are you sick in the head? Why do you have to pull me? What are you in a hurry to be more anxious than me? Dead shemale, you give me death! Get out!" Gubada covered his nose, and everyone was about to go crazy.

He just wants to go to the toilet, how does he feel that everyone in the world is against him? That doorman is like this, and this shemale is also like this, and he can't give people a way to live?

Cubada roared in his heart, his stomach was getting worse and worse, and his spirit was on the verge of collapse when he was stopped by Shao Ming twice.

The pain is unbearable, I really wish there was a plug in my hand at this time, otherwise it would be really difficult to bear it anymore.

"Can you take me in, brother, you can do me a favor, I will be very grateful to you!" The unlucky thing is that he was smoked by someone's fart, in order to be able to get in, Shao Ming endured it first, and begged Cuba to take him in.

"Dead lady! How many times do you want me to say it before you understand? No! If you want to go in, you are afraid of going in! This flying treasure chest of mine can bear the weight of only one person at a time, and two people can't fly over, do you understand? This time, you want to pull me back again, believe it or not, I will punch you dead lady? Get out of here!" Cubada roared angrily, and used the umbrella in his hand to expel Shao Ming, not letting Shao Ming get close to him.

Being held by such a shemale pervert in a row, Cubada felt itchy and uncomfortable all over his body, and his heart was extremely disgusting. Look at this person as a dead ladyboy, and I also know if he has any infectious diseases on him, a big man, wearing a woman's skirt, and it is a tight one, and he feels perverted when he looks at it.

Once, before he set off, Gubarda had the illusion that he might hold a slender student girl like Ao Lingdie, step on the flying treasure chest together, and then open the parachute in his hand. How romantic that picture is, how warm it is! When you land safely, you can still enjoy the adoring gaze of beautiful girls, all this is so perfect.

However, when this fantasy memory replaced the heroine Ao Lingdie with Cubada, after such a shemale died and became perverted, the painting style and atmosphere changed instantly, and the whole person was shivering. It's so scary, I'll wake up when I dream at night.

Therefore, Shao Ming said that he wanted Cubada to take him to fly over the wall, even if the flying treasure chest could bear weight, but Cubada would not be willing to take Shao Ming to fly with him.

"I can't bear two people at a time, so can't you send one person over first? You can send it twice separately? What's the problem? Also, brother, can you not call me a shemale? I'm a real man, a twenty-four K pure gold real man. I wore this dress for some reason, and I will explain it to you later when I have the opportunity. Now let's talk about more important things, please do me a favor brother, and send me in. ”

Shao Ming didn't quite understand why the young man in front of him was so excited. Obviously, seeing that his strange box is open and recycled, send him in first, and it won't delay much. Didn't his teacher teach him what it meant to help others?

"I don't know you, why should I send you in? You dead shemale who is neither male nor female, you are not a good person at first glance, why should I send you in? Get out of the way! Don't pull me again, or I'll beat you to death!" Gubada waved his umbrella angrily, and he had no intention of sending Shao Ming in.

By this time, it seems that there is no way to hide my identity. I hope that brother, you will help me keep this secret, in fact, I am a police officer and am investigating a very important case. I hope to be able to get your great help from this brother, what's the matter? Brother, you still don't believe it? This is my ID......" Shao Ming saw that Cuba did not enter the oil and salt, and he stubbornly insisted on refusing to help Shao Ming and him into the Graceland. In a hurry, Shao Ming took out a document from his pocket and handed it to Cuba to show him.

"Policeman, are you really a policeman?" Gubada was shocked, there is such a shemale policeman in this world? impossible, no matter what angle this dead pervert looks at, he doesn't feel like a policeman.

"This is my ID, can you see it yourself? My work ID can't be fake, right? It also has my number on it, if you don't believe me, you can call the police station to check." However, only when you ask the police officers for the position of director or above, they have the right to access my information, and ordinary police officers can only check my number, but not my real information. Shao Ming saw that Gubanda was suspicious, and he continued.

"I know the directors of all the branches in Yangcheng, but I don't have time now...... This is your work card? When I'm blind, I'm blind, you're a pervert, if you're a policeman, I'm still a special soldier! Get away, don't get in the way!" Cuba Da took Shao Ming's work card with disbelief, and when he saw it, he immediately wanted to throw it away.

This is too different from the police, right? You can't fool elementary school students!

"Ahem...... I'm sorry, but this is a part-time work permit that I recently found because of the investigation of cases and the need for work. My real work permit is here...... Sorry, it seems to have left at home, and I forgot to take it out today...... But you have to believe me, brother, I'm really a police officer. I can give you a police number, you can call the police station to verify!"

Shao Ming was embarrassed to take back the work card, and then touched his body, and found that the document he was looking for was not on his body, and he couldn't help but feel even more embarrassed.

"Hmph! Don't pretend anymore, you can't be a police officer at all! Do you know who I am? My name is Gubarda, and I am known as the first detective in Yangcheng. I have held technical exchange lectures in the Yangcheng police department many times, and almost no police officer does not know me. You dead lady, judging from your previous reaction, you don't know me at all, so you definitely can't be a policeman, don't lie to me! I don't have time to pay attention to you now, just disperse what you have lost, don't get in the way of my errands. Otherwise, I'll take you back to the police station, do you understand?" Gubarda finally couldn't help it, and directly exposed the lie that Shao Ming was a policeman.

"Wait a minute! I'm really a policeman! Because of my special status, I have been lurking in the outside society for four or five years in order to investigate a very serious case. The case was closed not long ago, and he didn't have time to report back to the police station. It's not surprising that I haven't listened to your lectures, that ancient detective, and you can't let that dismiss the fact that I'm a police officer. Since you are an ancient detective, you have such a relationship with the police department, and you can be regarded as half of our system. Then I won't hide it anymore, I might as well tell you the ancient detective, I received the news that the underwear madman may appear in Qinglong Graceland tonight. I must go in and track down that lingerie maniac!, therefore, I need your help from the Ancient Detective!"

Shao Ming stretched out his hand to grab Gubarda, deciding not to hide the purpose of his trip anymore, and hoped that Gubada could help him.

"Guys, you're really a policeman? That's really a coincidence, I'm also here to investigate the lingerie maniac. So, are you really sure that the underwear maniac will appear in Qinglong Graceland tonight?Is the news accurate?" Hearing Shao Ming say this, Cubada began to believe in Shao Ming's identity a little.

This guy is a lingering maniac, and he has really caused a headache for many police officers in Yangcheng recently, and a lot of police have been dispatched to investigate the matter. There are also police officers who have contacted Guanda and want to ask Gubada to come forward, but Gubarda finally chose to cooperate with the rich girl of Ao Lingdie, after all, the price she offered is really exciting.

But he never expected that the police would receive the exact news of the underwear maniac one step ahead of him, and it was a coincidence that Qinglong Grace Garden was really surprising to him.

"There should be seventy or eighty percent! Ancient Detective, do you see if you can do a favor? I can't be sure when the underwear maniac will do it, and if he doesn't rush to the scene sooner, I'm worried that the underwear maniac will run away immediately after he gets it. It's really not early, please send me in!" Shao Ming nodded affirmatively, desperately hoping that Cuba would help quickly, and stop being verbose.

"Well, it's okay to send you in, but in exchange you'll have to tell me the details of what you've received. If you don't agree, then you climb in on your own. Seeing that Shao's reply was so affirmative, Cubada secretly thought that the police must have received accurate information.

"Detective you...... But you send me in first, and I'll tell you when I'm inside!" Shao Ming didn't expect Gubanda to negotiate terms with him, and originally wanted to refuse, but in order to be able to get in as soon as possible, he finally decided to compromise with Gubada.

"Officer Shao Ming, do you remember what you promised me, don't ruin my trust in all of you police officers because of a little thing. Otherwise, if you come to me for something in the future, don't blame me for not being merciful. Okay, then I'll send you in first. You stand up and put your feet on the top of the box. Don't step on the wrong side, or if anything happens, don't blame me for not warning you beforehand!"

Cuba thought for a while, and finally agreed to send Shao Ming in first. One is to get the news of the underwear maniac, and the other is that he doesn't want to be entangled with Shao Ming here, so he has to go in and find the toilet quickly to solve his physiological needs.