Volume 2 016 is so difficult, so difficult

Ximenyu thought to himself, this question must not be wrong, Ximenyu thought for a while and said: "I will think, what a pitiful, raising a child by myself must have suffered a lot, and the pressure must be very great! I must treat her daughter well in the future, and I must also honor her well!"

"Zero points!" said the fourth master without thinking.

"For what?"

"Do you dare to ask what is going on?

"So what should I think?"

"You should think like this: 'It's so pitiful, a person has been widowed for so long, somewhere, it must be very empty, it must be very needed!' Xie Lu thank you for giving birth to a beautiful daughter for me, and in order to repay you, I have to make up for your emptiness!'"

"Isn't that a great rebellion?"

"Smack!" Ximenyu was slapped by the fourth master.

"I just taught you in the last class, and I forgot it, what do people live in the world for? Memorize it!" said the fourth master angrily.

Ximenyu said aggrievedly: "People live in the world to pick up girls, to make beauties, and the number of beauties they get is the only criterion for reflecting the value of life!"

"Well, I'm glad you remember, otherwise I'd have killed you!" the fourth master nodded with satisfaction.

"Continue to the fourth question!, if there is a beautiful woman in front of you, seducing you, desperately lifting her skirt, what will you do?"

"I must answer this question correctly!, I don't believe that I can't answer correctly!" Simon immediately replied, "I immediately pounced on her and fell on her!"

"Zero points!"

"Ah, she also has zero points?" Ximenyu asked depressedly, it was too unreasonable.

"You won't do it so simple, it's a shame to be your master, the correct answer is, you should observe first, see if she is a place, see if it is a black fungus, I just taught you in the first few classes, why can't you learn and use it, recite the content of my lesson!"

Ximenyu recited depressedly: "Before seeing a beautiful woman, you must be calm and composed. First, observe her words and deeds, judge her private life, and secondly, knock on the side and ask her about her emotional experience, especially, whether it is a place. If not, there are two correct ways to do it, the first is to judge whether it is excusable, for example, a beautiful young woman, a man, or a wife;

"Now I know where the Tao is wrong!, alas, the children can't be taught!

"Question 5! Listen to the question! If you like a beautiful woman, but the beautiful woman says she doesn't like you, what should you tell her?"

Ximen Yu thought for a while and replied, "Then I will say, I will not give up! I will always wait for you!"

"Zero points!"

"Ah, zero points, should I give up?"

"It's not bad if I didn't give you a negative score, think about it, what did I teach you in the first quarter?"

Ximenyu really forgot, thought about it carefully, was remembered by him, and said: "In this world, everything I like, he is mine, including women!, all the women I like, she is my woman, no matter whether she has a boyfriend or not, whether she has a husband or not, whether her family agrees with her or not, whether she likes herself or not!"

"I know where I went wrong!, did you change the soup or not the medicine in that question just now? I can't do such a simple question and answer question, it's really a pig's brain!" The fourth master scolded Ximen Yu.

"Alas!" Simon kept sighing, what a difficulty!.