The third master said every time that if you are not arrogant enough and go down the mountain, sooner or later you will still be bullied and lose his face.

The fourth master even said that if you are not shameless enough, not romantic enough, and die to save face, then you will go down the mountain, no matter how beautiful a woman you are, you can't get it, how can I let you make up for the regrets of my youth? .

And the master, who wears a golden mask all day long, is always cold, without any feelings!, in order to train you, he does not hesitate to do anything cruel. A year ago, a total of four people came, and a year later, only one Ximenyu remained, and the other three, during training, were all trained to death by the master!, Ximenyu is still scarred. Therefore, the master master is a master training machine with no feelings.

"Ximenyu, are you ready?" Ximenyu's fourth master asked, today is the day to assess the 'shameless and shameless' subject, I hope you will come out at a level that satisfies me, with your current and never failed grades, I'm afraid you won't be able to go down the mountain for ten years!. Okay, I'm going to start the exam!"

"Fourth Master, please speak!", Ximen Yu was terrified, wondering if the Fourth Master of Lu Dao would come up with a difficult question.

"First question, if you see a very beautiful woman on the road!, what kind of mental activity will you have?" asked the fourth master.

Ximenyu replied: "I will think in my heart, wow, what a beautiful girl!, her boyfriend is so happy!"

"Okay, zero marks for this question!" said the fourth master.

"For what?" asked Ximenyu puzzled.

"Do you want to know the correct answer?, okay, I'll tell you!"

The fourth master stroked his beard and said: "You should think like this, 'What a beautiful girl, I don't know if it's still a place', if it's still a place, I have to find a way to help her break it!"

Ximen Yu was frightened for a while, an old man said such a silver word, so that he was embarrassed to tell others, I know him.

"Now I know what you did wrong?" the fourth master said, in a teacher's tone.

"Zhilu said!" Ximenyu lowered his head and responded.

"Well, now for the second question!, listen up!"

"Question 2!, is it the same scene just now, what will you do when you see that beautiful woman?" asked the fourth master.

Ximenyu replied, "I'll go up and say hello to her!"

"How do you say hello?"

"I'll go up and say, hey!, hello, my name is Ximenyu, I want to get to know you!"

"This question has zero marks!"

"What are you for?" said Ximenyu depressedly.

"The correct answer is: you should go up and kiss her on the face quickly and say, 'Miss, you have a mosquito on your face.'"

Ximen Yu asked curiously: "What does having a mosquito have to do with kissing her?"

"Why doesn't it matter!, there are mosquitoes on the face, and as soon as you kiss them, you will drive the mosquitoes away!"

"Isn't this a scoundrel!, what if he slaps me?"

"Then you say, 'Xie Lu, thank you for helping me fight mosquitoes!'"

Ximen Yu was embarrassed!, this is okay, but the fourth master's answer is really shameless!.

"Now you have two consecutive questions with zero marks, the third question, please listen to the question!: If you have a girlfriend, one day, you go to your girlfriend's house, and suddenly you find that your girlfriend's mother is very beautiful, and your girlfriend has no father!, what mental activity will you have?"