Chapter 988: The Secret Technique of Stealing Chickens and the Sorrow of the Assistant
A few Ah San elders took the lead, and the panicked Ah San left in despair. The assistant brother let out a sigh of "huh~", turned his head and saw Zhang Dadao find a chicken leg and start pitting, so frightened that he hurriedly rushed over to grab the chicken leg. Stretched out his hand and Zhang Dadao flashed, but the chicken leg was not grabbed, and the assistant hurriedly adjusted his body to block Zhang Dadao's mouth and hurriedly said: "Master, you are good at your old business, this is so easy to fool people away, don't you not admit yourself when you are found eating chicken legs now?"
Zhang Dadao rolled his eyes at the dead fish, glanced at the assistant brother, turned his head and said to Bai Er, "What did you eat for breakfast?"
"Curry. Bai Er hurriedly answered Zhang Dadao's question.
Zhang Dadao turned his head to the assistant and said, "Look, don't blame Poor Dao! Breakfast curry, lunch curry, dinner curry." What should this do with Poor Dao? Thanks to the chicken legs left yesterday!" Zhang Dadao nodded and gnawed on the chicken legs a few more times, and handed the chicken bones to Bai Erdao on the side: "Deal with it!"
Bai Erer put the bone in his mouth without saying a word, and chewed the chicken leg bone and swallowed it with a few "clicks". The assistant brother was speechless for a moment, and after adjusting for a while, he adjusted his mentality again, and took two deep breaths, and then the assistant brother spoke: "Master, what should I do now? You are fooling, what the hell is the basilisk has been introduced to others, and now the whole village has gone out to find the basilisk." If you can't find it, you can't come back and trouble us?"
The actor was very calm, seeing that Zhang Dadao was chewing chicken thighs! Hurriedly interjected: "Don't worry, the master didn't say it, it's just that there may be a basilisk, isn't there anything else! It's normal if you can't catch it, it's a magical creature, and it's normal that they can't find it if they don't understand snake language." ”
"That's right, and the basilisk is a male egg hatched by a toad. The rooster has been extinguished, and there is no proof of whether the eggs are born or not. They can catch a few toads at most! If they can catch toads, we are right!" Zhang Dadao finally swallowed the meat at this time, and confidently said that there was no flaw in his words.
The assistant almost died of anger, didn't he say that the basilisk was afraid that the rooster would call the rooster and die? At this moment, it has become a killing of the chicken! Zhang Dadao's routine is really incomprehensible! The assistant brother was stunned for a while before he said: "Master, even if you can't find it, there will be two days! How will you explain the disaster when the disaster comes? Really find a snake? I see that means they can go to the side village and drop the rooster, aren't you going to steal it?"
The assistant is nervous now, and if he continues to steal the village, he will definitely find someone to keep an eye on him. At that time, it was not so easy to steal chickens! Don't get caught then, then there is no need to explain, the matter of the basilisk must definitely be exposed. This time I can flicker through the past, thanks to the fact that this place is too remote, and the three have not seen "Harry Potter"~ If you change a slightly more open place, you have to solve the case.
Zhang Dadao actually showed a serious thinking expression at this time, the assistant didn't panic, Xiao Pang panicked first, and hurriedly came over and pulled Zhang Dadao couldn't speak and waved his hand again and again! Then he made a gesture, indicating that if he let him steal chickens, he would die! Zhang Dadao sighed and whispered: "Hey, these days, the employees lack dedication! However, whether we steal chickens or not depends on the poor road? This mainly depends on what they prepare for us! Who can stand the curry three times a day!" Zhang Dadao spread his hands and said that he was really innocent.
The assistant brother finally found a way, and hurriedly said: "Don't worry, I'll tell them in a while, I will make no curry for you!"
"That's it, then don't steal chickens, hey, it's a pity that I still have a trick to learn the word door to steal chickens that I haven't used! This trick is lost, and the poor road has been rescued again, and even the big head can't do it!" Zhang Dadao's face was full of smug expressions, Wu Datou basically had no special skills in their store except for the very low discipline. That is, the kung fu of stealing chickens and dogs with one hand, there is something worth Zhang Dagao to take a look at. However, as a leader, he must surpass the other party in what his subordinates are best at in order to convince his subordinates, Zhang Dadao has obviously mastered the core competitiveness in the business of stealing chickens after his own research and study.
The assistant doesn't care about this at all, he can be regarded as having seen it yesterday, and he has seen all kinds of chicken stealing tricks, and it is not strange that there are other chicken fishing tricks. He didn't answer the fork in the road at all, and turned his head with an expression that I didn't bother to know. He doesn't care, but someone cares! This kind of technology, which is related to ingredients, Bai Er is the fool who cares the most. After mastering this, as long as there are chickens, he won't be hungry! Bai Er Fool hurriedly said: "Master, what is the secret of this 'learning' word door?"
Zhang Dadao is very energetic: "This is a lot of exquisiteness, learn the rooster to call the hook up hen, learn the hen to call the hook up rooster and the chicken! What is particular is to cluck all over the body, and the chicken from all directions will vote! This is the method that the ventriloquist in the past studied after joining the beggar gang in a desperate way! If it weren't for the poor way and the people in the music industry, they would not have been able to develop this trick!"
The second fool Bai Er was so saliva when he heard this, this is amazing! The chicken took the initiative to come to the door, could it be that this is what Lao Niu told him to promote? The second fool Bai Er decided instantly, turn around and learn this trick from Zhang Dadao, and go back to the magic capital to find a barber shop with a pink light to try the effect!
The more the assistant brother listened, the more he felt uncomfortable, and hurriedly said: "Master, how are you going to harm them? Can you give me a letter of approval? Otherwise, I won't be prepared!"
"What do you want to prepare?" Zhang Dadao looked at the assistant brother strangely.
"If you really come to the basilisk, don't you have to find a reason for the snake to beat us up at that time?" The assistant brother is about to cry, this job is too difficult! In the future, I will cooperate with Zhang Dadao, and I must not go to work if I don't pass the exam, this is too dangerous.
Zhang Dadao was happy at that time, waved his hand and said: "No, no, they won't have the time to trouble us! Besides, aren't you already an undercover agent? I can't believe you now!"
"Isn't that fake!" The assistant brother was stupid, could he believe it, Zhang Dadao and they could successfully turn all the hens in the village into widows last night?
Zhang Dadao shook his head, threw down the assistant brother and beckoned Bai Er Fool to take the camera and prepare to go out to shoot a documentary, the actor came over and patted the assistant brother on the shoulder, and said: "You haven't entered the drama yet! This fake has to be taken as real! Let's go, let's see what can be eaten and stolen today!" The actor also took out the microphone and followed Zhang Dadao and them. He also beckoned the mercenaries to come along. Only the assistant brother was left messy in the wind. (To be continued.) )