The night passed, and the night that covered up the sins looked past, and the morning in the village was exceptionally quiet. Zhang Dadao woke up in a daze, walked out of his hut and went to the main hall in front of him.

Zhang Dadao looked a little irritable, pouted and entered the hall from the corridor behind. As soon as I came in, I saw those three elders talking to the assistants in the main hall, and outside the door of the main hall, there were many villagers, who were blocked by a few assistants and couldn't come in, but the noise was mainly made by them.

Zhang Dadao tilted his head, took out a chocolate bar, and entered the hall while nibbling on it. Look at the assistant brother and the actor standing in front of several elders, they are all staring at the dark circles under their eyes, and they look like they are not rested.

Zhang Dadao himself is not much better, although this guy has no heart and lungs and claims to be on the pillow, but this time he was basically not idle all night, and he was a little embarrassed at this time with his dead fish eyes. When he got up in the morning, he had a dry mouth and ate a piece of chocolate without drinking water, Zhang Dadao easily swallowed all the chocolates, and then said unhappily: "What's the noise? What's the noise? Don't let people sleep early in the morning?"

The assistant turned his head and saw that Zhang Dadao was coming, and hurriedly explained a sentence to a few Ah San and ran over, this guy was also a little flustered on his face, so he hurriedly said: "Master, it's not good, it's not good! We stole chickens last night! They came to find trouble?"

Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, his expression instantly became serious, and he hurriedly whispered: "Damn, you said that you missed your mouth? Poor Dao said that he can't act with a layman like you, and this time you have to pay all the responsibility! Poor Dao has the title of Yellow Skin Zhang in the chicken stealing world! You have a bad reputation and must be compensated!"

Zhang Dadao seemed much more excited than the assistant, look at this posture, anyway, the assistant's brother doesn't sell his kidney, it is estimated that he can't make up for his loss. The assistant was even more depressed, when did this thing of stealing chickens have a boundary? In recent years, he has not often stayed in China, and this spiritual civilization building is enough to be built? This kind of intangible cultural heritage can find an heir! What is even more nonsense is Zhang Dadao's nickname, Huangpi Zhang? Isn't this the weasel Zhang? I don't know, I think it's a nickname in the fart world!

The assistant brother complained frantically in his heart, but he didn't dare to admit the charge, so he hurriedly said: "Look at what you said, how can you say that you missed it! I don't know, but they know that the chicken is lost!"

"Nonsense, can you not know if the chickens are lost? They are not mentally retarded. Zhang Dadao rolled his eyes, and then revealed his obscene temperament again, and whispered: "You have all dealt with the chicken bones and chicken feathers, right?"

The assistant nodded hurriedly: "It's all right, the chicken feathers have been burned and thrown into the river, and the chicken bones have been dug and buried." ”

"That's good! That's absolutely no flaw, dodge, look at the poor road!" Zhang Dadao pushed the assistant away, and staggered in front of a few Ah San, crooked his neck and said, "What's going on early in the morning? Could it be that disaster has come!"

As soon as Ah San saw that the Lord had arrived, the person who could speak and do the Lord came, and hurriedly said: "Several, the people in our village said that there were a lot of chickens in the village last night, there were more than a dozen, and most of them were crowing rooster......s!

Zhang Dadao tilted his head to listen to the assistant's translation, and then rolled his eyes, and said: "You yourself can't even look at the chicken, and you still have the face to come to the door? Do you mean that the chicken is our head? Is there any evidence?"

Zhang Dadao can be horizontal, he is horizontal, Ah San is empty-hearted, there are still a few people living behind this temple! These two people can't be prepared for leaving, but they can't do it if they lose a dozen chickens and still don't make a sound! The people in the village also know what someone was shooting around last night, but they haven't seen them steal chickens!

They don't know how Zhang Dadao's gang is so versatile, not only are they proficient in stealth, but they can get out without being discovered. can also be good at stealing chickens, and silently almost let the hens in the village become widows.

Ah San looked at each other a little embarrassed, but the Great Elder was still experienced, and he spoke first: "This gentleman, that's not what I mean, we don't mean that." ”

"That's what it means!" Zhang Dadao didn't give him a chance at all, real-time translation and real-time response!

Without waiting for Ah San to speak, Zhang Dadao preemptively said, "You just said that the dead are all roosters, right?"

Ah San was stunned for a moment, and quickly nodded, Zhang Dadao sighed and said, "I'll just say that there is a disaster! You see, this omen has already come!"

The assistant brother almost couldn't hold back his laughter, thanks to the chickens they stole all night with Zhang Dadao yesterday, and the festival gradually approached Zhang Dadao's standard, so he couldn't help it, and translated Zhang Dadao's meaning in time!

Not to mention, this kind of omen is still quite marketable for their ignorance and superstition. All of a sudden, several people were stunned, and the villagers who were close to the door also heard this, and as soon as they spread it to each other, the people outside the door were quiet. They were all shocked, frightened, and a little unbelieving, looking at Zhang Dadao and their side.

The actor saw that he had to assist in this situation, and hurriedly came over and said: "Assistant brother, you tell them! I suspect that they have a basilisk in this mountain, this is a basilisk is about to go out of the mountain! The basilisk is afraid of the rooster crowing, this is to drive away his subordinates and kill the rooster first!"

The assistant was speechless, looked at him and said, "Don't come blindly! People want to believe it, where are we going to find you a big snake! And I think it's more likely that they don't believe it!"

The actor made a blank face and said, "How can you not believe it? I'll look for a copy of "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" to show them! That's what it says!"

The assistant turned his head and didn't pay attention to the actor at all! This book must be even more unbelievable to others! A few Ah San also discussed it at this time, but the great elder came forward and said: "Then, what can be done about it? What kind of disaster is this?"

Zhang Dadao nodded, his face was mysterious, his expression looked dignified and a little weird, and he opened his mouth to say a word, almost not letting the assistant brother who had already approached them go crazy directly. He put on a mysterious expression for three or five seconds, and then suddenly said: "According to this situation, there is also the local geographical feng shui and historical origin! I'm afraid there is a very good possibility of a basilisk!"

"duang~" Before the words fell, the assistant brother on the side fell down and hit his head on the side a few times. It's just a job like this, you can't do it without a salary!(To be continued.) )