"Breathed" out of the small courtyard, the assistant brother raised his head and let out a sigh, this play is finally over. He is an amateur in the end, although the actor gave him two days of surprise training, but this kind of long-shot drama is still too difficult to act. When he negotiated the conditions with Ah San, and said that he would deliver the news to Ah San, Ah San would not be cruel to them, and the time would have passed for several hours.

He went after dinner, and it was getting dark. A moon hung in the sky, and it was clear that it was not early. The assistant sighed, thinking that it was time to ask the boss for a raise when he went back?

The assistant brother sighed and walked slowly in the direction of the temple. In this rural village, there is no electricity, and it is lit by candles and kerosene delivered by a merchant once every few months. Ordinary villagers can also save money, and there are very few lights at night.

In such a place, of course, these villagers cannot be expected to have any entertainment at night. The assistant didn't see anyone on the road all the way, of course, there were still people who secretly peeked out of the room. Zhang Dadao and they are now caught in the vast sea of the people's war, and all the Ah San in this village are eyeliner, which can be said to be authentic in every family, and every household is eight roads.

Well, that's tunnel warfare. Anyway, there are people watching everywhere! The assistant brother went all the way to the temple, and after walking for a while, he suddenly stopped. He stood stunned on the side of the road for a while before he reacted. He was right about a few people over there.

Although there are no street lights, the moonlight is quite good today, and there is a flashlight lighting over there. The assistant brother can clearly see that in a small alley, the big man of Bai Er Fool is holding a camera to a person, and there is lighting on the camera, and he can see that the actor is standing in front of the camera, holding a microphone and saying something.

And Bai Er's fool is indeed Zhang Dadao himself, yes. Zhang Dadao was holding a fan in one hand and a chicken leg in the other! The assistant hurriedly went to them, and when he walked to the side, he heard the actor's voice: "Stealing chickens is a very popular folk activity among people all over the world." Stealing chickens can be divided into several schools, according to hell, the southern school and the northern school! According to the technique, there are many divisions, such as strong, learned, fast, and simulated."

The assistant listened while walking, wondering, even if he was going to come out to shoot a documentary, he didn't come out in the middle of the night. What's more, isn't this content a little too unreliable? At this time, he also came to Zhang Dadao's side, and when the actor saw him coming, he stopped and continued to talk nonsense. The assistant hurriedly took this opportunity to speak to Zhang Dadao:

"Master, master! I've talked to them, I've given them news, but I really don't know if they won't turn their backs. And the money for food and lodging has also been decided!"

Zhang Dadao nibbled on the chicken legs, turned his head to look at him, and nodded: "Little assistant, come and squat, don't expose it!

"What's the matter?" the assistant laughed absurdly, how did he think this was all something unserious?

Bai Er, who was holding the camera, suddenly turned his head to look at him at this time, and said, "Being noisy, stealing chickens!"

The assistant was stunned at that time? Is it really stealing chickens? Zhang Dadao saw his doubts, stretched out his hand and pointed to the side, and said to the actor: "Don't be stunned!

The actor hurriedly spoke again with a serious face: "Because more calories are needed when it's cold, and the reason why drinking chicken soup in winter is more compatible, winter is the season for stealing chickens." The north is even colder, and the northern faction pays attention to acting quickly and in one go, and the methods are usually simple and violent. Chickens are rarely stocked in the northern winter, and generally as long as you start quickly, you can succeed with a sweep of your coat."

"I would like to add here that the skilled chicken stealing practitioners of the northern faction will carry small seals of yellow skin hair and yellow skin footprints for camouflage. Create the illusion that it was Huang Pizi who committed the crime, please suspect!" Zhang Dadao swallowed a mouthful of chicken and opened his mouth to add.

The actor nodded hurriedly, and was about to add this sentence, when the assistant spoke, he looked in the direction pointed by Zhang Dadao for a long time, but he could see what was going on. It was the backyard of a villager's house, fenced off. At first, I didn't see it clearly, and when my eyes widened, I was about to cry, and then I understood that there was a figure squatting under the fence over there, and if I didn't look hard, I really couldn't see that there was a person.

can have this sense of existence, except for Xiao Pang, there will be no one else. The assistant's brain also understood that what Bai Er Fool said about stealing chickens was not referring to them, but to Xiao Pang over there. At this time, he took the opportunity to hurriedly say: "Master, isn't this okay? As for stealing other people's chickens? If you want to eat them, just say it! I've negotiated with them, it's a big deal to add money! Also, if you steal chickens, you steal chickens, why are you doing this whole thing?"

Zhang Dadao glanced at him disdainfully and said, "Cover!"

Bai Er also nodded again and again: "We have all succeeded, the master eats chicken legs, Brother Xiao Pang and Brother Actor eat wings and chicken breasts, and the chicken butt belongs to me!

The assistant rolled his eyes, and suddenly lost his mind, and remembered the unreliable things Zhang Dadao and they had done. Don't talk about it from afar, let's just say that the two Ah San and the two cows that were caught a few days ago, knowing that Ah San don't eat beef, this guy forced people to kill the cows and stew steak for them. still has to eat water and burst his stomach, and he almost didn't break the two Ah San. Compared to this, stealing chickens now seems to be in the past.

The assistant brother was recalling the words of the two Ah San cursing Zhang Dadao! Suddenly, a strong force came from the side, and he heard a voice in his ear: "It's done!"

Then they were vigorously pulled and ran together, and the assistant was dragged all the way away, and after a while, his kung fu stopped, and he ran to the back of the temple! Then he went to the side, looking tired.

Zhang Dadao said with a disdainful face: "Look at your little talent, didn't you let you study hard with the big head?

Xiao Pang rolled his eyes, and at this time, he saw that Bai Er Fool took out something from the chicken's mouth, and the assistant brother was also stunned when he saw it, this is a strange thing made of wire, and there is a fishing line attached to it.

"Master, what is this? Chickens can also be fished?" the assistant was very curious.

The actor came over with a microphone at this time and said: "Among the southern faction stealing chickens, there is a school that originated in Shandong, which can be regarded as an onomatopoeia. If you know it, you can't make a sound!"