Chapter 392: Killers Are Really Idiots
It was a woman with short purple-brown hair, big red lips, a smeared pale face, two ears, and silver earrings like bracelets.
However, what is more conspicuous is the woman's pair of towering breasts the size of a car headlight.
The woman is dressed up and quite cool, the lower body is a long skirt with a rather ethnic style, and the upper body is a small suspender belt with a small leather coat.
This dress looks quite nondescript, but it is this nondescript smell that makes this woman look extremely charming.
In particular, the small suspenders are obviously too small to hold the plump figure, and the woman's chest reveals a large area of fair, towering parts, which are about to come out, which is extremely eye-catching.
Jiang Chen glanced at it, then at it again, and after looking at it several times, he said, "No." ”
It seems that he didn't expect that Jiang Chen would refuse a small request to borrow five yuan to buy steamed buns to eat, the woman was a little surprised, and then a little sad.
"Sorry to interrupt. The woman said regretfully, and was about to leave.
"Don't worry, I'm not done yet. Jiang Chen made a sound and stopped the woman.
"Classmate, what do you have to say?" the woman asked curiously.
"The reason why I say no, is because I think that a beautiful, beautiful, cute and sexy woman like you can eat steamed buns, if you don't mind, I'll take you to a place for a big meal, what do you think?" Jiang Chen invited with a smile.
"Is that good?" the woman hesitated.
"There's nothing bad about it, unless you want to say no. Jiang Chen said lazily.
"It's been two days since I had a proper meal...... Thank you. The woman said gratefully.
"Thank you or something, forget it, who made me a good person, the biggest shortcoming is to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, come with me, my car is parked there. Jiang Chen pointed in the direction of the parking lot.
While talking, Jiang Chen took a step and walked towards the parking lot.
This time, the woman didn't hesitate anymore and followed behind Jiang Chen.
There are not many cars parked in the parking lot, they are all school teachers' cars, although the salaries of teachers in Yilan Middle School are not low, but they are not to the point where they can be squandered and corrupted, so Jiang Chen's Range Rover is extremely conspicuous at a glance.
Holding the car key and pressing it casually, Jiang Chen invited: "Beauty, get in the car." ”
"Is this your car?" the woman was slightly surprised, and there was a strange look in her eyes.
"So, in addition to being a good person, I am also a rich man, you can borrow five yuan from someone to eat steamed buns, and you actually found me, which is really lucky. Jiang Chen smashed his mouth and said.
The woman smiled coquettishly and said, "I also think my luck is good, it seems that the big meal for a while should be very good." ”
"That's a must, it's not bad for money. Jiang Chen was extremely atmospheric, pulled the car door and got into the car.
The woman followed into the car, pulled the seat belt, and fastened it to her chest, intentionally or unintentionally, in the case of tightening the seat belt, the towering part that was about to come out became even more towering.
"Seat belts are such a good thing. Jiang Chen said with a smile.
"Huh?" the woman looked at Jiang Chen puzzled.
"I forgot to ask you, what's your name?" Jiang Chen casually started the car and asked casually.
"Xiao Fang, you can call me Ah Fang. The woman said.
"There's a girl in the village named Xiaofang, that Xiaofang?" Jiang Chen's face was a little strange.
"Yes. Xiao Fang bowed her head slightly in embarrassment.
"It's a good name, it's a good fit for you. Jiang Chen snorted and asked again, "How old are you this year?"
Xiaofang smiled: "The age of the girl is a secret, and you can't ask casually." ”
"I understand the reason, but it's obvious that you weren't a girl hundreds of years ago. Jiang Chen said.
"Twenty-three years old. Xiaofang had no choice but to say, she is indeed not a girl, she is a woman, a mature woman full of temptation.
"Do you have a boyfriend?" Oh, I mean, do you have a boyfriend now?" Jiang Chen then asked.
"Nope. Xiao Fang threw a wink and said, "What, you want to soak me?"
"I'll just ask casually, after all, if I invite you to dinner, you have to thank me, don't you?" Jiang Chen said lazily.
"How about I make a promise?" Sticking out her tongue and licking her big red lips, Xiao Fang said.
"You can have this, do you like to be in the car, or do you like to go to a hotel, or go out in the field...... Anyway, I've never liked what is difficult for strong people. Jiang Chen said with a grin.
"Yours has a good car. Xiao Fang said, and then, the seat belt was unfastened, and half of Xiao Fang's body came over.
She hugged Jiang Chen's right hand, squeezed it on her chest, and said, "No wonder you refused to lend me money to buy steamed buns to eat, it turned out that you had such an idea." ”
"At the door of the cafeteria, there are so many people coming and going, you don't look for anyone, but you just asked me to borrow money to buy steamed buns to eat, isn't it my idea?" Jiang Chen asked rhetorically.
"Because you are very handsome, handsome boys, and your heart is generally not too bad, I asked you to borrow money...... Now it seems, I was wrong, you're just a little badass. Xiao Fangjiao smiled and hugged Jiang Chen's right hand harder and harder.
"I like this reason, but is there any other reason besides that I am very handsome?" Jiang Chen said very happily.
"Also, you're strong, you know, women, they like strong men. Xiao Fang said.
"I wear so many clothes, you can tell that I am strong, I have a good eye, I have to give a thumbs up. Jiang Chen was even happier.
"The other thing is, the first time I saw you, I had a strong intuition that I was going to have an affair today. Xiao Fang said ambiguously, and blew lightly in Jiang Chen's ear.
"Haven't you ever worried, I don't look down on you?" Jiang Chen asked.
"Am I in bad shape?" Xiao Fang said confidently, and deliberately straightened her chest.
"It's good, but it's a pity that your boobs are fake. Jiang Chen sighed.
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"Your thighs are too thick. Jiang Chen sighed again.
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"It's not a good habit to pick and choose. After being silent twice, Xiao Fang said silently.
"Listen to what you mean, you're not a picky eater. Jiang Chen said jokingly.
"If you don't want to go to me, just say it, don't be so sarcastic about me. Xiao Fang said unhappily.
"Essentially, I'm not a snarky man, but I really don't like you, you get off. Jiang Chen said unhurriedly.
"I-" Xiao Fang was speechless.
"Since you don't want to get out of the car, let's do it, how can you kill people, and you still want me to teach you?" Jiang Chen said unhurriedly.
Xiao Fang's face changed drastically, and she looked at Jiang Chen in disbelief.
"How can you tell I'm a killer?" Xiao Fang asked in shock.
"In this world, there are all kinds of idiots, but the most idiot is the killer...... I have to say that the killers are really idiots. Jiang Chen sighed with emotion.
"Die. Xiao Fang stopped talking, and lifted her long skirt, revealing her thick thighs.
Of course, this is not the point, the point is that on Xiao Fang's thigh, there is a dagger and a gun strapped to it.
The dagger appeared in Xiao Fang's hand, and with a movement of her wrist, Xiao Fang was directly inserted into Jiang Chen's heart.
Xiao Fang's series of actions are done in one go, which is quite smooth, and it is not difficult to see that she, a killer, is a little stronger than John Li or Magnolia.
It's a pity that the object she wants to kill is Jiang Chen, so she can only fail.
Jiang Chen's right hand stretched out casually, casually clasped Xiao Fang's arm, and said with a light smile: "I gave you a chance to get off the bus, why is your brain so bad?"
"I'm here to kill you. Xiao Fang sneered, and with a movement of her left hand, she pulled out the pistol and pulled the trigger.
So, Jiang Chen could only stretch out his left hand, clasped Xiao Fang's left hand, and said unhappily: "At this time, suicide is better than murder." ”
"I didn't expect you to be so powerful, my enchantress confessed this time. Xiao Fang said with a complicated expression.
"Isn't your name Xiaofang?" Jiang Chen asked.
"My name is Enchantress and Xiao Fang is just a random name I took out. The Enchantress said.
"I think the name Xiaofang suits you quite well, think about it, you will be called Xiaofang in the future. Jiang Chen said with a sincere face.
"In the future, you won't kill me?" the enchantress was stunned for a moment.
"In a harmonious society, don't always shout and kill. Jiang Chen persuaded, let go of the enchantress, and drove the car out of the parking lot.
failed to kill Jiang Chen twice, and the enchantress knew that she couldn't kill Jiang Chen no matter what, so she could only sit still honestly.
Jiang Chen drove the car to Sister Lan's hotel, and after a while, John Li and Magnolia walked over.
Jiang Chen got out of the car and said, "The woman in the car, you two will interrogate casually, by the way, her name is Xiaofang." ”
"Enchantresse?" John Li said in surprise when he saw Enchantress Queen.
"It's wrong, it's called Xiaofang. Jiang Chen said.
"Enchantress, when did you change your name to Xiaofang?" John Li said confusedly, he hadn't heard of it.
Magnolia obviously didn't mean to be polite with the enchantress, and said indifferently: "Get out of the car and come with us." ”
The enchantress glanced at John Li and Magnolia, then looked deeply at Jiang Chen, got out of the car, and quickly followed Magnolia and John Li away.
Jiang Chen walked towards Sister Lan's hotel, and after only a few steps, a small person flew over and threw himself into Jiang Chen's arms.
"Brother Jiang Chen, you haven't played with others for a long time. Fluttershy hung on Jiang Chen's body and grumbled.
"Children don't always want to play, they have to study hard. Jiang Chen said with a smile.
"No matter, anyway, Brother Jiang Chen, you have to compensate me, or, Brother Jiang Chen, if you drive your car and crash that car, I will forgive you. Fluttershy chirps as she points to a car in front of her.