The corners of Jiang Chen's mouth twitched, and his gums hurt.

This imagination is gone.

Jiang Chen finally understood why Jiang Yanyan was so indignant and upset for Xu Anqi, after all, according to Jiang Yanyan's understanding, Xu Anqi really couldn't laugh, and it was a good thing not to cry.

"Classmate Yanyan, can you still talk well?" Jiang Chen was speechless.

"I'm just talking to you. Jiang Yanyan's face was innocent.

Jiang Chen was too lazy to pay attention to this woman, and said to Xu Anqi: "Squad Leader Xu, you can help me come up with ideas." ”

Xu Anqi smiled: "What you said has no beginning or end, how can you come up with an idea?"

"Well, then I'll just say it simply, that's it, there is one thing that I don't like or don't want to do, but that woman has to force me to do it, so I'll ask if there's any way to make that woman change her mind. Jiang Chen explained, he was talking about Tang Yue.

Regarding the issue of learning, Tang Yue didn't urge him once or twice, but this time, it was definitely the most serious one, Jiang Chen couldn't, so he had to ask Xu Anqi and Jiang Yanyan for advice to see if there was any way to make Tang Yue change her mind.

"Hey, I didn't want to make a woman change her mind. After listening to Jiang Chen, Jiang Yanyan said.

Xu Anqi was also a little relieved.

"Of course not, I'm not that bored. Jiang Chen said angrily.

"I don't know if you're bored or not, but, according to your explanation, how do I find out that you are hypocritical. Jiang Yanyan said.

"Why am I hypocritical?" Jiang Chen almost fell off the bowl.

"You say, what you don't like to do, that woman has to force you to do it, isn't this hypocrisy?

"Beautiful, good figure. Jiang Chen pointed directly and filled in all the words that Jiang Yanyan was going to ask next, lest Jiang Yanyan talk about the east and west and fail to grasp the key point of the problem for a long time.

"Look, what is this not hypocrisy? A woman is both beautiful and good, not to mention forcing you to do things, just a flattering eye, you haven't done it yet? Your attitude is not only hypocritical, but also hypocritical!" Jiang Yanyan sneered.

"No kidding. Jiang Chen said with grinning teeth.

"If you're really reluctant to do it, I think you can make it clear. Xu Anqi wholeheartedly made ideas for Jiang Chen.

"Make it clear. Jiang Chen replied.

"Then why did she force you to do it?" asked Xu Anqi suspiciously.

"yes, why?" Jiang Chen also asked suspiciously.

"Yes, why?" Jiang Yanyan also said.

After saying this, the three of them stared at each other for a while, and Jiang Yanyan said: "Jiang Chen, you haven't said it yet, what did that woman force you to do, if you don't make this matter clear, how can Anqi and I help you come up with ideas." ”

"You just think it's something that's hard for me to do. Jiang Chen said ambiguously, in short, it can't be directly said to be learning, in that case, wouldn't Tang Yue be sold?

It doesn't matter if you betray Tang Yue, but the previous words have already made Jiang Yanyan and Xu Anqi misunderstand, and if there is a bigger misunderstanding, it will not be good.

"Could it be that you want to chase that woman, and that woman doesn't want to chase her?" Jiang Yanyan opened her mind in an instant.

After saying this, Jiang Yanyan immediately thought that she had grasped the point, and said to Xu Anqi: "Anqi, this must be the case." ”

"Yanyan, I have to say, you really can't chat. Jiang Chen said with a smile.

"It doesn't matter if you can chat or not, after all, this is the biggest possibility, and it may be the only possibility, otherwise, I really can't think of anything, what will make you so embarrassed, you just admit it, don't let me and Angel guess wildly. Jiang Yanyan instigated.

"I really don't like to talk to you at all. Jiang Chen sighed.

"You're a thief. Jiang Yanyan snorted coldly, and then said, "Don't you always think you're very handsome? You can't even handle a woman, and you have to ask me and Anqi for help, it's too inferior." ”

"This topic can be over, let's eat. Jiang Chen really had nothing to say.

"Jiang Chen, I didn't say you, although you look like a dog now, you must know that some women don't care about a man's appearance at all, they care more about the man's connotation and how much money he has in his pocket. Jiang Yanyan said vigorously, and the conversation box couldn't be stopped at all.

Jiang Chen was silent, silently took out the key to the Range Rover from his pocket and put it on the table.

Jiang Yanyan glanced at the key quickly, she was born as a little rich woman, and she recognized it as the key to the Range Rover at a glance, grinned, and said: "What about your Elantra, when did you change cars again? It's just that it's too anxious, too superficial, and has no connotation at all. ”

"What's the connotation?" Jiang Chen asked funny.

"Temperament, self-cultivation. Jiang Yanyan didn't think about it, she just said.

"Temperament, I'm born with it, as for self-cultivation, I'm sorry, how many catties do you want?" Jiang Chen asked sideways.

"Look, look, what about you, it's okay not to speak, but when you speak, it's extremely pompous, how can other girls like you like this? No wonder you have to force you not to chase her. Jiang Yanyan shook her head and shook her head, looking like a little goddess.

"I'm listening to you now, what do you say? Jiang Chen was not interested, but after listening to Jiang Yanyan's chatter, he just felt that this topic could actually be discussed.

After all, maybe what if you use it in the future?

This thing has a very literary and very small and fresh saying, called taking precautions.

"Well, I'll say it now, listen carefully. Jiang Yanyan is very good at being a teacher, and said seriously, "First of all, we say temperament, temperament, this thing, you can't see or touch, but you can see a little clue from a man's hairstyle, clothing and shoes, such as you, this hairstyle doesn't match the face shape at all, the face shape doesn't match the clothes at all, God, you actually wear a pair of canvas shoes." ”

Looking down, Jiang Yanyan saw the pair of canvas shoes on Jiang Chen's feet, and immediately shouted.

"Yanyan, if I heard me correctly, you insulted me from head to toe, right?" Jiang Chen was unhappy.

"This is not an insult, it is a suggestion, this kind of thing seems mysterious, but as long as you grasp every little detail, in this world, I guarantee that no woman can escape from the palm of your hand, you listen to me, it must be right. Jiang Yanyan patted her chest and said.

"Okay, you go on. "Jiang Chen is very modest.

"You've got to cut your hair, spray some hairspray, change into a black suit, and get a pair of leather shoes. Jiang Yanyan gave a plan for the transformation.

"Then, I'll bring up a black briefcase?" Jiang Chen asked.

"Seemingly, it can be matched. Jiang Yanyan touched her chin and groaned.

"Then, am I going to sell insurance, or am I going to engage in pyramid schemes?" Jiang Chen asked curiously.

"Well, let's talk about cultivation ......" Jiang Yanyan quickly diverted the topic, she hooked her finger at Jiang Chen, and said, "You can laugh and show me." ”

"Yanyan, I'm selling my body and not laughing. Jiang Chen said solemnly, grinning.

"You can't laugh like this, you have to give people a mysterious feeling, do you understand the evil smile?" Jiang Yanyan nodded.

"I don't understand...... How did you smile with an evil smile?" Jiang Chen humbly asked.

"I don't understand, anyway, it's written like this in the novel, the male protagonist laughs evilly, and the heroine, the supporting actress, and the female passers-by have fallen. Jiang Yanyan said.

"Which novel you read, I'll find out later. Jiang Chen's face yearned, since the evil smile has such great power, he will feed the woman aphrodisiac ~ like medicine, how to learn it, what to send a car, a house and a ticket, it is all a failure.

"I forgot which book it was, anyway, you listened to me, in a word, this man picks up girls, it's not a girl, it's ......"

"Is it lonely?" Jiang Chen asked in surprise.

"No, I just said the wrong thing, you didn't say anything to me. Jiang Yanyan corrected.

"You've been talking a bunch of nonsense, and the food is cold, so hurry up and eat. Jiang Chen urged.

"Jiang Chen, do you not believe my words or what's going on? If you really don't believe me, you can just find a woman and smile evilly, and see if she is a nymphomaniac immediately?" Jiang Yanyan said angrily.

Jiang Chen didn't speak, he looked at Jiang Yanyan quietly, his eyebrows raised slightly, and suddenly an evil aura came out, the corners of his lips were slightly hooked, and a smile was revealed, as if he was not smiling.

"Huh!"

Jiang Yanyan made a big face, lowered her head, and looked timid, not daring to look at Jiang Chen's eyes.

"Well, I didn't expect it to work. Jiang Chen was pleasantly surprised.

"Jiang Chen, you actually soaked me in front of An Qi. Jiang Yanyan shouted.

She taught Jiang Chen how to pick up girls, but how could Jiang Chen use her as the object of the test, especially in front of Xu Anqi, what if Xu Anqi misunderstood?

Neither is it right...... It's good, why did she teach Jiang Chen to pick up girls? This, it doesn't seem to be the topic to talk about today, what is the problem?

"Sorry, the wrong person. Jiang Chen blinked, and said with a hippie smile: "Squad Leader Xu, you see that the weather is so good today, and the moon at night must be very beautiful, otherwise, we will go out to open a room to enjoy the moon later?"

Jiang Chen finally failed to pull Xu Anqi to open the house, Jiang Yanyan, a large light bulb with at least 1,000 watts, was very irresponsible and ran away with Xu Anqi, making Jiang Chen's newly learned method of picking up girls completely useless.

After eating, Jiang Chen walked out of the cafeteria slowly, and just thought about whether to go to Sister Lan to drink the medicine, when he heard a coquettish voice ringing in his ears.

"This classmate, may I ask, can you lend me five yuan to buy steamed buns to eat?"