Bai Lu is going to be stupid, you are a goblin sent by Tang Seng to torture me, right?

Fortunately, the uncle in the next bed came back from the toilet, and as soon as he entered the door, he felt a sense of glory on his face.

Someone asked, "Pulled?"

"Pulled. Very proud tone: "Such a big piece." "Draw with your hands.

Bailu is even more speechless, don't you need to be so boring, you have to study the size of the bowel movement, and make a comparison?

The uncle walked back to his bed and stood, turned his head to look, found that there was one less, pointed to the empty bed and said, "Damn, that guy is so good at snoring, I haven't slept for half the night, and the little brother comes in the middle of the night, and I know everything." ”

Bai Lu looked at the uncle next door with adoring eyes, both of you are snoring to catch up with the symphony orchestra, you actually said that the person snoring affects your sleep?

Living so big, I finally know what a crow is and a pig is black.

Fortunately, someone in the next bed said: "Pull it down, your snoring is no less than his, you two are like thunder, clang." ”

The uncle next door didn't believe it: "Impossible, I never snore." ”

Bai Lu muttered in his heart, you never snore.

Seeing that this guy denied it, some patients also said that he was snoring, and the uncle next door instantly fell into boundless darkness, and even the joy of successful defecation disappeared, and he kept shaking his head and whispering: "Impossible, I don't snore." ”

After studying the snoring problem, the guys began to study Bai Lu's ass: "Who gave you the main knife? Why is it so large?"

"Anal fistulas are like this, you don't understand. "A man pretends to be well-informed.

"Anal fistula? "Several patients are a little sorry. Looking at Bai Lu's expression again, the uncle next door hurriedly escaped from the shadow of snoring, and asked Bai Lu in a low voice: "How did you get it? What are you doing behind? How can it leak?"

Obviously a tone of not doing anything good.

Bai Lu was furious and sprinkled salt wildly on the wound of the uncle next door: "I confirm that you do snore, and it is very loud. ”

"Snoring is a trivial matter, how do you leak it later? What do you usually do? Do you always pull your pants?"

Bai Lu is going to cry, do you bring such a play, the wound bursts several times, the killer repeatedly asks for trouble, and now he is said to be messing around...... Quickly replied: "I don't have an anal fistula!"

"No way. None of the seven of us were like this. It's okay, everyone is a patient...... Why are you so familiar, you are that and that, you are the one surnamed Bai!" Recognize the identity of the White Road.

Bai Lu looked unlucky. The grievance admitted: "I am indeed the one surnamed Bai." ”

Ahh The people in the room looked carefully: "It's really you, you also have an anal fistula? celebrities also have an anal fistula?"

"Why can't celebrities have anal fistulas?" Bai Lu replied casually, and then found that something was wrong. I'm stuck in my card, I'm stuck in Kaka, and I'm actually taken into the ditch. Hurriedly explained: "I'm not an anal fistula! I mean celebrities can also have anal fistula." ”

The uncle next door smiled: "No need to explain, ours, if we want to be a famous star, we have to pay a price." ”

Why do I have to pay the price? Bai Lu, who was depressed, hadn't spoken, and the rest of the uncles nodded in recognition of the uncle next door's speech, and echoed one by one: "That's right, we are all here, the entertainment industry is like that, but your price is a bit too big, and it has been missed." ”

I, I, what did I do? You guys, what's wrong with you? Bai Lu took off his pants angrily and tore off the gauze with his hand: "I saw it clearly, I didn't miss it!"

This thing has to be made clear, otherwise tomorrow the news says that I have an anal fistula, who will I cry to?

However, the wound that had just been pasted in the middle of the night suddenly tore and bleed again, and before long the blood became a stream and flowed down the thigh.

It's half past six in the morning, a family member is delivering food to the patient, the door is opened, and a beautiful girl in her twenties walks in, not to mention what she looks like, at least her skin is fair, her figure is good, and she can dress up, and the overall look is very good.

The girl carried a kun bag, with a lunch box in her hand, and as soon as she opened the door, she saw Bai Lu's big ass bleeding, and then there were others who looked at that ass very seriously, if it wasn't for the slow movement, these guys could go around and look carefully.

The girl was stunned for a moment, then coughed, lowered her head and walked to a bed, put down the lunch box and said, "Dad, it's time to eat." ”

As soon as he saw the girl coming, Bai Lu hurriedly lifted his pants, this time, the wound was unlucky again, and it hurt to scrape.

Bai Lu is so depressed, who have I offended? Why are you torturing me so much?

The girl's father slowly got out of bed: "I'll go wash my face." ”

The first thing these guys do when they get up is to go to the toilet to poop, and as for small problems like washing their faces, they will talk about pooping later.

The girl sighed and asked, "Is it enough?"

"No, I don't. The girl's father walked out with a towel, walked to the door and suddenly said, "By the way, that guy is a star Bailu, go and see." ”

Bai Lu was already very sad, turned his head and tried to look back, holding his pants in one hand and sticking adhesive tape with the other, when he suddenly heard this, his hand trembled, and he wiped it and caused another injury.

"Are you a white road? weren't you shot? How do you cut hemorrhoids?" the girl asked as she raised her eyes and looked at them carefully.

Bai Lu was no longer able to argue, and replied in a low voice: "I'm not hemorrhoids, I'm injured on my buttocks." ”

"Isn't a wound on the buttocks a hemorrhoid?" the girl was very knowledgeable.

Bai Lu gritted his teeth hatefully: "Which teacher taught you that your buttocks are hemorrhoids?

"Ah, you've been stabbed in the ass. The girl said, "No, the news said it was a shooting, did you catch the murderer?"

The girl was very enthusiastic, and when she saw that Bai Lu was not well taped, she came over and said, "Lie on your stomach, I'll help you paste it, and you go to bed." ”

The girl is so enthusiastic, Bai Lu really wants to shout, big sister, we really don't know each other so well.

Seeing that he didn't move, the girl frowned and said, "Hurry up, I'm still at work, why is the big man so grinding?"

Bai Lu turned around helplessly: "The injury in front of me is more serious, and I can't lie down." ”

The girl opened her mouth and looked at Bai Lu in surprise: "You are more serious in front?" Compare the position of the buttocks injury, press the horizontal line. Moving his gaze to the crotch of Bailu's pants, he thought about it and asked, "How serious is it?"

God, come and kill me with a thunderbolt, and you will become a eunuch without saying a word. Bai Lu angrily lifted his shirt: "It's the stomach." ”

As soon as he was excited by this anger, and with another movement, the wound in front of him was bleeding again. The bottom of my heart is endless sorrow, scolding Shao Chengyi, unlucky thing, you wait for Lao Tzu to go out, and let you be angry every day.

White Road lifts clothes. The girl thought he was going to take off his pants. Subconsciously covered his eyes, followed a peek, saw that there was a stomach injury, and complained: "What are you doing." ”

Bai Lu was speechless again. Big sister. Why are you so disappointed? Is it because I don't have a eunuch? Or because I didn't take off my pants.

At the right time. He Shanqing called: "Where did you go? I bought sauce fritters, hurry back and eat them, and why are there all holes in your door?"

Bai Lu said, "Go back and talk about it." "Hang up. Paste gauze casually, put on your pants and walk out.

The hospital is too big, the front building and the back building are connected together, and the white road turns around, and I actually get lost. In anger, I had to ask for directions and how to get out of the hospital.

I finally walked to the main entrance, and then walked back to the original ward.

Last night, when he changed the ward, he left everything in this ward, and the nurse didn't help him get it, and he couldn't take it himself, so he said that he would come to get it the next day. I don't want to be crooked, and it can be used to protect the density of the anorectal department.

As soon as he entered the house, He Shanqing asked casually: "Where did you go?"

"Didn't go anywhere. Bai Lu resolutely did not disclose about the midnight tour of the hemorrhoid ward.

"Bleeding again?" He Shanqing leaned over to take a closer look: "Why are you so careless?" and shook his head at the door and asked, "What's going on with these holes?"

Bai Lu pondered and sighed: "Yesterday came to kill again." ”

"What? I'll go, you're too cowy, you didn't hit you with so many shots, catch a few?" Since Bai Lu didn't have anything to do, it was the killer who had something to do, He Shanqing asked with great interest.

"I mean, should you care about my injuries?"

"Aren't you nothing?" He Shanqing called Lin Zi: "Our family's road is too good, another gunman killed him last night, and he fired an old gun, this thing is more exciting than the TV series, he has nothing to do? ”

He Shanqing put away the phone and told Bai Lu: "There is nothing wrong with the peach family." ”

"It's okay if there's nothing to do. ”

He Shanqing sighed: "It's a pity for the hotel, alas." ”

Bai Lu was furious: "I'm not angry, can I die?

While talking, the nurse on duty entered the room, saw Bai Lu and the two, and asked, "Come and move things?"

Bai Lu replied: "Don't move, resolutely don't move." ”

The nurse said, "How can you not move? ”

He Shanqing was curious: "Where to move?"

"Don't move anywhere!" said Bai Lu categorically.

The nurse said, "Move to the proctology department." ”

He Shanqing was stunned for a moment and asked Bai Lu: "Is there something wrong with your back door?"

"I've got you in the head. Bai Lu said to the nurse, "I'm not moving." ”

The nurse looked at him: "Don't tell me, I can't be the master." "Turn and leave.

He Shanqing was very interested: "Why do you want to go to the proctology department?"

"What are you doing with 100,000 things?" Bai Lu walked to the side of the bed, moved his body sideways carefully, and let out a long sigh: "It's better to be here." ”

He Shanqing was curious: "Anorectal department is not good?"

"Fuck off. Looking at the breakfast on the table, Bai Lu had no appetite.

"What the hell is going on?" He Shanqing did not stop until he reached his goal.

"What's the matter with me, you head, get out of here, don't bother Lao Tzu here. ”

"Damn, I'm going to ask others. He Shanqing went out of the hospital and came back soon: "Liv was discharged from the hospital?"

In desperation, Bai Lu, who had no appetite, stuffed his mouth with fried dough sticks, pretending to be very busy and had no time to pay attention to Mr. He Da.

"You can't die. Seeing that Bai Lu ignored himself, He Shanqing went to watch TV.

At this time, it was morning news time, and Beicheng TV News said that the gunman who attacked Bailu was caught, and the case was solved. After interrogation, the killer was a habitual offender who had committed robberies in many places, and this time he targeted the Longfu community, and Bai Lu happened to bump into it. The implication in the words is that Bai Lu was unlucky and was picked. Otherwise, someone else should be shot and robbed.

This is to put things to a conclusion, although there are many journalists who saw the gunmen attacking the white road and driving away. However, in fact, it was also a robbery, and I didn't see the murderer driving back? It was an intention to get out of the car and rob, and when I saw too many people, I hurriedly fled. (To be continued......)