Asking about these news, Lao Shao hurriedly called Bai Lu to tell him. Bai Lu was so angry and depressed, I couldn't find them when I looked for them, and they found me as soon as they looked for them? I'm too idiot, right? I'm too despised by people, right?

Shao Chengyi on the other end of the phone smiled and comforted him: "You are different from them, you are in Beicheng, they are wandering around, you are a celebrity, you are going to be hospitalized, you can find clues with a little check, of course it is easier to find you." ”

Bai Lu nodded frequently: "Comrade Lao Shao still has some advantages, and he will comfort people." ”

Shao Chengyi ignored his nonsense, picked something that could be said and simply told Bai Lu, such as the origin of the gunman, who was arrested and sentenced.

These are all words that can be publicized, and he has hidden many things that he did not say, such as the two gunmen are from a village in Yunnan, which is close to Myanmar and has many underworld organizations. There are many people selling drugs and arms in the neighboring villages.

In some individual places, no matter what is sold, it is an organization one organization at a time, which is very exaggerated. It cannot be said that the whole village is engaged in this business, at least 20 or 30 percent of the family is engaged in illegal activities.

The village where the two gunmen were located was even more ferocious, there were at least a dozen or twenty killers in a village, and the cheapest price was two cigarettes that could kill people. In their eyes, there seems to be not much difference between humans and pigs.

These places are very chaotic, and the police have no way to manage them, and they can't always have an army stationed in each village. The land is vast and the mountains are inconvenient, so when the police come to investigate the case, they hide in the mountains, and the police leave and go home to live. It's similar to fighting Japanese devils in the old days.

The police and armed police operations a few days ago were only a little drizzle. Until now, he is still trying to interrogate, but the result is nothing.

These things can't be told to Bai Lu, in case this madman impulsively runs to Yunnan to suppress bandits. That place is intertwined, and there are a lot of foreign forces, do you know who the road will provoke? If you kill someone and run to the border, the police can't do anything.

Listening to what Lao Shao said simply, Bai Lu pondered and pondered, and asked seriously: "Lao Shao." You tell me the truth. I have not lived a den of thieves in these days, and I am killed every day, and I don't even have a chance to take revenge. ”

Lao Shao said angrily: "You still have a fire? Who is Lao Tzu's fire from? The police in the whole northern city are about to become your private army!"

"But I'm always hunted down. ”

"I'm still being hunted down by you!" After saying this, Shao Chengyi thought about it and said, "Keep a low profile." Don't toss. I can't afford to toss. ”

"I really didn't toss. "Bai Lu is very aggrieved.

This guy has been screaming all the time. Lao Shao was in no mood to comfort him, and began to talk nonsense: "It's almost the New Year, why don't you go home and take a look? ”

Bai Lu nodded: "Yes." It's really almost the New Year, and there are still more than eight months to go before the New Year. ”

Lao Shao Ha smiled: "Really, don't make trouble in the future, you are more exaggerated than the movie, live in a courtyard and come to kill you with two groups of people." Speaking of this, I remembered something: "Also, why are you such a bastard? People are out there protecting you, and you don't say anything about it, and they still slap you? Is there such a bastard as you?"

Bai Lu nodded: "Really, absolutely, you have to believe me." ”

"Fuck off. Before hanging up the phone, Lao Shao informed Bai Lu of the matter, which was also the purpose of his call: "Change the ward in a while, and the police protecting you have been withdrawn, you give me some peace." ”

Because of the two consecutive gunmen who were admitted to the hospital for murder, Hu Zhenxing, who got the news, couldn't sit still, and found someone to notify the hospital at night, and also notified Liv and Bai Lu to change wards. You have to leave your original residence.

Bai Lu completely agreed to this request, and he didn't want to hurt Liv again.

But after changing to a new ward, Bai Lu was directly angry, and actually changed to the anorectal department?

Although there are many causes of anorectal disease, the most common and most hospitalized patients basically come to cut hemorrhoids.

That is, Bai Lu has sex with a bunch of hemorrhoidal patients.

There is no VIP ward in the anorectal department, and the best condition is only a double room, which is generally a four-person or eight-person room.

For those who have cut hemorrhoids, there is an advantage to living in a multi-person room, where you can chat with many people and exchange their conditions.

This time subduing the two gunmen, poor Bai Lu burst his wound again, bleeding heavily, especially the big butt ball, which was bleeding, and the gauze turned red directly.

Although I put on new gauze before changing wards, the wound is my buttocks after all. Not long after entering the ward, an uncle in his fifties on the next bed sighed: "You have hemorrhoids at such a young age?"

When he was walking, Bai Lu didn't pay attention to the environment at all, nor did he pay attention to the floor signs, and after entering the ward, the seven patients were crawling, and he still felt strange. When he heard the uncle's shocking question, Bai Lu fainted directly and asked, "Do you have hemorrhoids?"

"Nonsense, of course you are cutting hemorrhoids when you come here, but why are you so big? Cut crookedly? Don't it be an anal fistula?"

Bai Lu wants to cry without tears, why do I have hemorrhoids? Why do I have anal fistula? I scolded Shao Chengyi in my heart, I actually exchanged myself here, tilted my head to look at the patient next door, and sighed: "Sleep." ”

This guy's heart is plucking out the cold, and he is thinking about continuing to change wards after dawn.

However, in the eight-person ward of a hemorrhoid patient, it is difficult to sleep peacefully. Not long after Bai Lu came in, he heard the creaking of the corner hospital bed, and a middle-aged man got out of bed slowly in pain and dragged the toilet paper.

Fifteen minutes later, the middle-aged man slowly returned to his room. He didn't sleep in the bed next to him, and asked in a low voice, "Did you pull it?"

The man shook his head in pain, slowly went to bed, and continued to try to sleep.

Not long after, the bed opposite began to snore, and the guy shook the mountains with a clangling sound, and Bai Lu was amazed, at this level, he could definitely apply for the World Records Realm.

Not long after he sighed, the patient next door also began to snore, and the two brothers competed to fight with their companions to make the loudest noise, which was definitely one after another.

Bai Lu was about to leave his anger and continued to scold Shao Chengyi. How much do I owe you, and you treat me like this? Not to mention the arrangement among hemorrhoid patients, it is still an eight-person room?

The two of them snored for a while, and a guy diagonally was woken up, and he couldn't stand the cry of the two guys, so he slowly moved down to the ground and pushed the two guys. This guy is definitely the reincarnation of a god's hand, and with just a slight push, the two snoring gods immediately stopped fighting.

If they don't fight, no one else will be able to sleep. Someone rushed to the god and smiled bitterly: "This snoring." It's gone. ”

Tui Shen nodded, deeply sympathetic. Then brew the mood and go to the toilet with a piece of paper.

For patients with hemorrhoids, going to the toilet after surgery. That is the most cruel punishment in the world. That miserable. That pain.

Obviously, I had something in my stomach, and I went to squat for a long time, but I couldn't get it out. I don't dare to push it yet. It hurts as soon as you try it, and that kind of pain definitely makes you want to die.

Unlike other surgeries, hemorrhoids patients have to change their dressings every day, mainly because the wound is constantly rupturing and must be treated in time.

After pushing his mind to suffer for a long time, he came back from depression, and asked in the next bed, "Did you come out?"

In the legendary ward of hemorrhoids patients, as long as a patient goes out and comes back after a while, other patients will definitely ask "have you pulled it", which is simply the greatest greeting language in the world. By the way, it is also a source of happiness for patients.

Each one of them has a pain in the buttocks, and the bowel movements are not smooth, and others must be as bad as themselves, then it will be cool.

Suppose someone comes back and says, "That's it." ”

This has a strict hierarchy, and from then on there is an aura, and those who can't pull it out are divided into two worlds.

Of course, every defecation is a battle, and every battle will have winners and losers, and this defecation halo will run around everyone's head.

The most tragic thing is that I obviously have the intention to defecate, I can't go to the toilet, and when I come back, I want to go to the toilet, tossing back and forth, three or four times an hour, that's absolutely no problem.

This night's white road is an eye-opener and a big ear opener, the ear is the patient snoring and grinding his teeth and talking in his sleep, and the vision is that these guys get up from time to time.

Tossed until the morning, Bai Lu was served, and went out to call Shao Chengyi: "Old Shao, do we have a grudge?"

Lao Shao didn't understand what was going on, and said angrily: "Six o'clock, it's six o'clock! Are you going to die? I won't sleep until three o'clock!"

"Lao Tzu didn't sleep all night!" Bai Lu said louder.

"Ahh

"Say, where did you put me?"

Shao Chengyi said that he didn't know what to do.

"I don't know what your head is!" Bai Lu was about to be furious, when a patient in his fifties in the next bed came over and said, "Be quiet, don't be angry, don't get angry, otherwise you will suffer later." ”

Bai Lu glanced at him, and the guy was going to the toilet with a piece of paper.

The toilet in every hospital in the morning will be very busy, and the toilet of the anorectal department is especially busy, frowning and thinking about national events, holding the paper and slowly rubbing it in, after squatting down, accompanied by two roars from time to time, it is absolutely amazing, it is absolutely up and down, and the circulation makes force.

Bai Lu nodded, walked to the end of the corridor and continued to call: "I want to change wards." ”

"I can't change it, and if I change it again, I'll go to the obstetrics and gynecology department. Lao Shao said that he leaked his mouth, obviously knowing which department Lu Dao was arranged.

Bai Lu was furious: "Sure enough, you arranged it, Lao Shao, Lao Shao, you wait." ”

Shao Chengyi couldn't help but smile and replied: "It's really not me, it's Hu Zhenxing." "When it matters most, you have to betray your teammates without hesitation.

Bai Lu endured his breath and said, "Come over in the morning, I'm going to change the ward!" and hung up the phone angrily.

Walking around the corridor, turning around the ward, as soon as I entered the room, someone asked, "Did you pull it?"

Bai Lu couldn't cry or laugh, shook his head and didn't reply.

"It's okay, take your time, it's like this at first, I'm experienced in this matter, drink a little more honey, and I'll expel two large pieces in the morning. ”

Bai Lu didn't know what to say, sad, who can poop in a competition with a group of middle-aged uncle......s? No, it must be kept secret! It's a shame.

The uncle who spoke just now had a sense of glory on his face, as if being able to defecate was the highest goal in life, and taught Bai Lu the way of convenience: "I see that you don't have honey? The uncle was very bold, and then began to introduce honey: "I tell you, you have to buy honey, the supermarket is not good, it is all syrup mixed with water, look at the color is not right, I got it back in the forest farm, you look at the color, you touch it, it is hard piece by piece, it is very expensive, and you can't buy it without a door." (To be continued......)